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God Hates The Scene

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:20 pm
by Colin
http://www.epsilonminus.com/godhatesthescene/

This is truly Awesome.

You must send it to everyone you know. Everyone you don't know. To the farthest corners of the universe...


...make it immortal.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:39 pm
by The Garbage Man
That's pretty damn funny.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:40 pm
by Shane
it looks like a chic track

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:33 pm
by Adam Balm
This is the funniest thing you'll see since I last tried to break dance. Brilliance.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:46 pm
by Nachokoolaid
I don't think I actually even cracked a smile. Mediocre at best.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:50 pm
by Adam Balm
You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:54 pm
by ONeillSG1
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:01 pm
by Shane
Click Here

this stuff is real

some of these are extreme and nutso
Click Here

Edited by your friendly neighbourhood Bluebottle, long url's are broken so they don't stretch the page, please learn to use the [url] tags

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:02 pm
by Ribbons
Nachokoolaid wrote:I don't think I actually even cracked a smile. Mediocre at best.


Didn't like it, eh Nacho?

Well how 'bout you come here for a second? I wanna talk to you...






....come on.....






......that's it, a little closer.....



....I won't bite......












......that's good, little bit closer.....




















Image

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:04 pm
by buster00
That was AWESOME.

Let's cast the movie:

Suzy -- Lindsay Lohan.
Timmy -- Keenan or Kel.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:26 pm
by burlivesleftnut
HAHhaHAH. That was brilliant. But what's a teh goth?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:38 pm
by buster00
Which Jack Chick tract does that panel come from, Ribbons?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:40 pm
by Ribbons
The best one. No, seriously, I don't know.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:36 am
by buster00
EASILY the best one! Dredd vs. Satan or whatever.

It belongs on billboards coast to coast, wherever you got it...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:24 am
by Nachokoolaid
Ribbons wrote:
Nachokoolaid wrote:I don't think I actually even cracked a smile. Mediocre at best.


Didn't like it, eh Nacho?

Well how 'bout you come here for a second? I wanna talk to you...






....come on.....






......that's it, a little closer.....



....I won't bite......












......that's good, little bit closer.....




















Image


You got me. But I thought this was much more amusing-- and probably equally disliked by God. Well, I honestly think he'd laugh, but that'sjust me.

http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/therest/passionhill.htm

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:31 am
by Adam Balm
This thread is SOOO heading to the evil bastard forum now. I have foreseen it.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:06 am
by Colin
Ribbons wrote:
Nachokoolaid wrote:I don't think I actually even cracked a smile. Mediocre at best.


Didn't like it, eh Nacho?

Well how 'bout you come here for a second? I wanna talk to you...

....come on.....



......that's it, a little closer.....


....I won't bite......



......that's good, little bit closer.....




Image


Hey asshole, that's my bit.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:12 am
by DocPazuzu
"HAW! HAW! HAW!"

I fucking LOVE Chick Tracts. I used to work at a public library in Ohio where somebody would constantly leave those things in strategic places for poor lost souls to find. As a result, I have a huge collection of those things. Hilarious stuff.
What I love most about them is the relish with which Chick draws the "evil" things, like monsters, demons, loose women and gays. Lots of the imagery is lifted from movie posters, stills and other pop culture iconography so you just KNOW Jack Chick has a huge secret stash of horror films and porn at home.

DocP

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:15 am
by Ribbons
Colin wrote:
Ribbons wrote:
Nachokoolaid wrote:I don't think I actually even cracked a smile. Mediocre at best.


Didn't like it, eh Nacho?

Well how 'bout you come here for a second? I wanna talk to you...

....come on.....



......that's it, a little closer.....


....I won't bite......



......that's good, little bit closer.....




Image


Hey asshole, that's my bit.


Oh yeah?


Image

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:38 am
by Colin
I'm so proud.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:17 am
by Shane
DocPazuzu wrote:"HAW! HAW! HAW!"

I fucking LOVE Chick Tracts. I used to work at a public library in Ohio where somebody would constantly leave those things in strategic places for poor lost souls to find. As a result, I have a huge collection of those things. Hilarious stuff.
What I love most about them is the relish with which Chick draws the "evil" things, like monsters, demons, loose women and gays. Lots of the imagery is lifted from movie posters, stills and other pop culture iconography so you just KNOW Jack Chick has a huge secret stash of horror films and porn at home.

DocP


some of them are great, I don't see how you can take some of them seriously.

They promote hate and all kinds of weird steriotypes.