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Postby Vroom Socko on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:58 pm

You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:05 pm

Sorry, what?

I think it's a given that we all read comics.
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Postby Vroom Socko on Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:29 pm

Bluebottle wrote:Sorry, what?


Just a link to the latest review column, is all.
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:31 pm

oh... i read your sig, and thought it was part of the post...

seemed weird.

nevermind.

i'm ALF.
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Postby Vroom Socko on Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:46 pm

What, you never saw Mallrats? :P
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:51 pm

Yeah, but it's not a quote that I would instantly recognize.

You had the link to the post, and then the quote, and i thought you were-

nevermind.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:07 pm

Man was anyone else really blown away by Prof. Challenger's review of Doom Patrol? It was extremely informative. I will consider him the @$$Hole I actually like.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:22 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Man was anyone else really blown away by Prof. Challenger's review of Doom Patrol? It was extremely informative. I will consider him the @$$Hole I actually like.


It was very thorough. That I disagree with him completely on the last two Doom Patrol incarnations takes nothing away from the skill he displayed.

Didn't like John Arcudi? What, are you stupid? It was the funniest fucking comic I read in years!

Okay, getting out of hand there.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:45 pm

Well I don't know jack shit about doom patrol... so it was an interesting read for me. It just about made up for every ALF review Buzz Maverick has ever "written".
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:03 am

burlivesleftnut wrote:Well I don't know jack shit about doom patrol... so it was an interesting read for me. It just about made up for every ALF review Buzz Maverick has ever "written".


As I said, it's a well-written review. I just happened to disagree, which takes away nothing from the reviewer.
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Postby dmann on Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:29 am

Ok, so who all is gonna be at WizardWorld?

Find me!

I don't look like my avatar....i rarely wear the costume!
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Contrived Wonder Woman ending?/

Postby docfalken on Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:37 am

I was setup to be disappointed, but man did I enjoy that issue. The art was eeehhh, but the fight scenes were awesome. Supes jugular?! Schweet! I didn't know you could do that. And I don't care if you aren't supposed to be able to do that. Fun issue.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:55 pm

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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:53 pm

Dear Gods, protect us from the above.

How much spare time have you had, Burl?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:55 pm

It doesn't take but a second, honestly.
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Postby TonyWilson on Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:57 pm

~looks on in awe~

How does he do that?
Elitism is positing that your taste is equivalent to quality, you hate "Hamlet" does it make it "bad"? If you think so, you're one elite motherfucker.
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Postby TonyWilson on Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:59 pm

Awesome!
Elitism is positing that your taste is equivalent to quality, you hate "Hamlet" does it make it "bad"? If you think so, you're one elite motherfucker.
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Postby TonyWilson on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:03 pm

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3UGH!!11!!1! WTF LOL TAHT WUD B BAD

ALTHOUGH111!! OMG WTF MAYB IT MIGHT B FUN 2 START TOKNG 2 SOMA OF DA MASES WHEN TH3Y COMA OV3R!1!1! WTF LOL NOT IN A M3AN WAY JUST AS A LAUGH AND THEN W3 GIEV TH3M TEH LINK

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:18 pm

The key to using the technology is to only use it on something you don't want people to actually read. Don't abuse the irony man.

Oh and if you really want to fuck shit up, run it through this first.
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Postby Adam Balm on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:20 pm

And now the Zone is raiding itself, like an oroboros...
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:26 pm

Well my initial post was to share my frustration at yet another gimmicky @$$hole post.

"Hmmm I will demonstrate how funny Defenders is by juxtaposing it with how unfunny I am." - Prof. Challenger (or whoever)

Then I went nuts because Falkenboy actually praised it in the OUTLAND.
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:31 pm

Try disone dudes. ah' dink ya''ll likes all de opshuns it has.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:32 pm

Oh man Burl that second one is the shit Yo.

Yo buss dis. De Wolverine (Gulo gulo) be de larges species uh de Mustelidae or weasel family, an' be also called de Glutton or Carcajou. It be de only species currently classified in de genus Gulo. Two subspecies be recognised, de Old World form Gulo gulo gulo an' de New World form G. g. luscus. De wolverine be a stocky an' muscular omnivorous (but largely carnivorous) animal. It has glossy brownish-black hair wit skrips uh light brown along de sides. De fur be long an' dense an' does not retain much water. See what I'm sayin? Dis makes it very resistant to fros in de cold environment wolverines live in. De wolverine can weigh up to 30 kg (66 lb) (male), an' be 70–110 cm (27–43 in) long wit a 20 cm (8 in) tail. It resembles a small bear wit a long tail. It be considard to be very skrong an' ferocious an' be known to kill animals as large as a moose. In fact, its preference fuh reindeuh has causet it to be hunted significantly in isas dependin ducketally on caribou herds, to de extent dat its existence might be considard to be in danguh in some regions. It be generally not aggressive towards humans, preferrin to avoid human contact. Howevuh, because a wolverine will attack an animal caught in a trap, early trappers often tried to killdem. Dey be known (an' been filmed) to captua kills from othuh predators, such as polar bears or a wolf pack. It be currently foun' primarily in arctic regions such as Alaxea, northern Canada, Siberia an' Scandinavia. Befo de widespread European settlement uh North America, howevuh, it wuz foun' as far south as California. A small numbuh remain in de Rocky Mountain states. De present worldwide wolverine population be unknown, 'doe it appears dat de animal has a very low population density troughout its range, possibly as a result uh illegal huntin. Note dat wolverines, especially male wolverines, require large home ranges. De wolverine be still trapped fuh its fur in some parts uh its range. Wolverines mate in de summuh, but implantation in de uterus be delayed until early wintuh, which delays de development uh de fetus. Females often will not produce young when food ain't abundant. De young, usually 3 or 4, be born in de sprin. De young "kits" develop rapidly, becomin adult size witin deir firs year, which be deir firs uh up to 13. De state uh Michigan be known as de Wolverine State, an' University uh Michigan's sports teams be named aftuh de wolverine. Howevuh, de animal be hardly a common sight in de state. One wuz observed in February 2004 by hunters an' biologists, markin de firs time in roughly two centuries dat a wolverine had been positively identified in Michigan. It ain't known if dat particular animal wuz a native uh de state or if it had come dere on its own or wit de aid uh humans. Sheeit!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:32 pm

WTF is that?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:33 pm

John-Locke wrote:Oh man Burl that second one is the shit Yo.

Yo buss dis. De Wolverine (Gulo gulo) be de larges species uh de Mustelidae or weasel family, an' be also called de Glutton or Carcajou. It be de only species currently classified in de genus Gulo. Two subspecies be recognised, de Old World form Gulo gulo gulo an' de New World form G. g. luscus. De wolverine be a stocky an' muscular omnivorous (but largely carnivorous) animal. It has glossy brownish-black hair wit skrips uh light brown along de sides. De fur be long an' dense an' does not retain much water. See what I'm sayin? Dis makes it very resistant to fros in de cold environment wolverines live in. De wolverine can weigh up to 30 kg (66 lb) (male), an' be 70–110 cm (27–43 in) long wit a 20 cm (8 in) tail. It resembles a small bear wit a long tail. It be considard to be very skrong an' ferocious an' be known to kill animals as large as a moose. In fact, its preference fuh reindeuh has causet it to be hunted significantly in isas dependin ducketally on caribou herds, to de extent dat its existence might be considard to be in danguh in some regions. It be generally not aggressive towards humans, preferrin to avoid human contact. Howevuh, because a wolverine will attack an animal caught in a trap, early trappers often tried to killdem. Dey be known (an' been filmed) to captua kills from othuh predators, such as polar bears or a wolf pack. It be currently foun' primarily in arctic regions such as Alaxea, northern Canada, Siberia an' Scandinavia. Befo de widespread European settlement uh North America, howevuh, it wuz foun' as far south as California. A small numbuh remain in de Rocky Mountain states. De present worldwide wolverine population be unknown, 'doe it appears dat de animal has a very low population density troughout its range, possibly as a result uh illegal huntin. Note dat wolverines, especially male wolverines, require large home ranges. De wolverine be still trapped fuh its fur in some parts uh its range. Wolverines mate in de summuh, but implantation in de uterus be delayed until early wintuh, which delays de development uh de fetus. Females often will not produce young when food ain't abundant. De young, usually 3 or 4, be born in de sprin. De young "kits" develop rapidly, becomin adult size witin deir firs year, which be deir firs uh up to 13. De state uh Michigan be known as de Wolverine State, an' University uh Michigan's sports teams be named aftuh de wolverine. Howevuh, de animal be hardly a common sight in de state. One wuz observed in February 2004 by hunters an' biologists, markin de firs time in roughly two centuries dat a wolverine had been positively identified in Michigan. It ain't known if dat particular animal wuz a native uh de state or if it had come dere on its own or wit de aid uh humans. Sheeit!


Haha... I love how it always starts with YO BUSS DIS!
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Postby Adam Balm on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:35 pm

I've mentioned before that I also cannot stand the @$$holes, but I think part of it not be their fault. For one thing we're used to reviews of one or two things at a time, but 10 reviews at a time, of comics that in themselves take less time to read than to read the reviews, are naturally going to grate on the nerves.

I think the @$$holes were awesome when they first started, and were in competition with those other people reviewing comics, forget who they were... I'm not trying to be too negative here, but it's just my opinion that theirs is the weakest ongoing feature at AICN.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:38 pm

I think they can be awesome (unless their initials are BM), but they always fuck things up with the gimmicks. Just a week or two ago, I was all excited about Prof. Challenger's review of Doom Patrol because it actually made me want to check out characters I have never had an interest in.
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Postby Adam Balm on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:39 pm

What was that one round table discussion they had where a bird kept flying through the window dropping messages. God, that was bad....
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:40 pm

Dude I don't even remember that. But it might have psychologically damaged me to the point of amnesia.
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Elitism is positing that your taste is equivalent to quality, you hate "Hamlet" does it make it "bad"? If you think so, you're one elite motherfucker.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:44 pm

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Postby Dave F. on Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:27 pm

Y'all are bummin' me out. :?

In other news, however, President Lincoln had this to say:

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Yo buss dis. foe sco an' sevun years ago our fathers brung forth on dis continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, an' dedicated to de proposition dat all homeys be created equal.

Now we be engaged in a great civil war, testin whethuh dat nation, or any nation so conceived an' so dedicated, can long endure. We be met on a great battle-field uh dat war. See what I'm sayin? We has come to dedicate a portion uh dat field, as a final restin place fuh those who here gave deir lives dat dat nation might live. It be altogethuh fittin an' propuh dat we should do dis.

But, in a larguh sense, we kaint dedicate -- we kaint consecrate -- we kaint hallow -- dis ground. De brave men, livin an' dead, who skruggled here, has consecrated it, far above our poor powuh to add or detract. De world will li'l note, nor long remembuh what we say here, but it can nevuh forgit what dey did here. It be fuh us de livin, rathuh, to be dedicated here to de unfinished wuk which dey who fought here has thus far so nobly advanced. It be rathuh fuh us to be here dedicated to de great taxe remainin befo us -- dat from dese honored dead we take pumps upd devotion to dat cause fuh which dey gave de las full measho uh devotion -- dat we here highly settle dis dat dese dead shall not has died in vain -- dat dis nation, unduh God, shall has a new birth uh freedom -- an' dat guvernment uh de people, by de people, fuh de people, shall not perish from de earth.

Sheeit!
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Postby TonyWilson on Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:35 pm

Welcome the the Zone Dave.F, have fun, get used to the word changes and blaming Herc, and don't mind any razzing you may get.

Good to have you here bud.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:46 pm

Dave F. wrote:Y'all are bummin' me out. :?


Nothing you haven't read in talkbacks already. And then dismissed. :P
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Postby so sorry on Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:46 pm

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:48 pm

Awesome.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:50 pm

that one's for you buddy! Spidy-robics!
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Postby docfalken on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:04 pm

I see your Spidey and raise you a Voltron.

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Postby docfalken on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:10 pm

And how about a dancing spiderman with audio?

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?videoID=743
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Postby docfalken on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:11 pm

You all just got served!
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:14 pm

Very British
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:16 pm

Dude Spidey has shitty taste in music.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:04 pm

aw fuck.
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:35 pm

docfalken wrote:I see your Spidey and raise you a Voltron.

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Oh C'mon, everybody knows that only Lions-Voltron serves.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:10 am

HOLY CRAPA11!! LOL I PIS A MAH PANTS I LAUGH A SO HARD1111!! WTF

Hehe... the Dino, he can a play too, no?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:12 am

Throw in a dancing Dino in that scene and you are the undisputed king.
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Postby Squashua on Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:27 pm

docfalken wrote:I see your Spidey and raise you a Voltron.

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That's a Shogun Warrior.

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Postby buster00 on Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:28 am

Squashua's right. That's Shogun Warrior Mazinga, not Voltron.

(pushing hornrims up bridge of nose, hi-fiving Squashua for beating me to post...and wondering why I'm not in bed ferchrissakes)
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