CIVIL WAR--NEW MASSIVE SPOILERS- BEWARE!!!!!!

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CIVIL WAR--NEW MASSIVE SPOILERS- BEWARE!!!!!!

Postby JackKnight on Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:52 am

I know this was brought up in Colin's solicitations sticky but I thought it might be an okay standalone topic.

Does anyone have any of the details or conjectures on what this whole Civil War that Marvel is cooking up? I'm sort of assuming that the split will be between pro and anti mutant groups but given the House of M and the relatively small number of mutants left that doesn't quite ring true.

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:57 am

I think the Jews are going to rebel. Kitty Pryde, the only Jew super-hero I can think of, will lead them all.
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:07 pm

Ben Grimm is Jewish too, he just doesn't like to make a big deal about it.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:09 pm

Ribbons wrote:Ben Grimm is Jewish too, he just doesn't like to make a big deal about it.


Is that true??!?! I mean I always assumed he was circumcised, because the alternative would be really weird to contemplate. But I guess that clinches it.
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:10 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Ben Grimm is Jewish too, he just doesn't like to make a big deal about it.


Is that true??!?! I mean I always assumed he was circumcised, because the alternative would be really weird to contemplate. But I guess that clinches it.


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Postby DennisMM on Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:35 pm

If he wasn't circumcised then, he's circumcised now. Long have I pondered what poor Ben suffered when the cosmic rays hit his privates. No answers yet.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:43 pm

Newsarama released the penciled cover to Civil War #1 by Michael Turner about a week ago, and it's been my background since. Can't wait to get the colored version.

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Postby DennisMM on Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:52 pm

Nice piece of work, but it's awfully busy. Decades ago, some editor said, "fans like lots of lines."
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:03 pm

I wonder why Yellowjacket's getting the spotlight in that picture. He's not currently active in the Marvel Universe, is he...? And if not, I guess he will be soon.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:24 pm

I also found that peculiar. And note the "tear" down the center with Cappy in the center. I am guessing that we are going to see some hero on hero action.

If only the Jedi were involved so we could finally see the X-Men kick their stupid asses.
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Postby bc1970 on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:28 pm

"Hey guys... If those DC fools can't get along, well neither can we!"
Then Logan pokes Spidey in the other eye.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:30 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:If only the Jedi were involved so we could finally see the X-Men kick their stupid asses.

Whatever helps you sleep better at night, you deluded old fool.
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Postby Colin on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:33 pm

That's a fucking ugly cover.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:33 pm

Okay I got this from a legitimate source whose name rhymes with Polin:

<SPOILER>

Rhymes with Polin wrote:all these heroes are asked by the govt to register their identities those who do not are seen as terrorists


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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:38 pm

I'd heard that, Rhymes with Hurl, and I like it. Clearly, the mutants aren't gonna be so happy about it.
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:39 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Okay I got this from a legitimate source whose name rhymes with Polin:

<SPOILER>

Rhymes with Polin wrote:all these heroes are asked by the govt to register their identities those who do not are seen as terrorists


</SPOILER>


COOOOOOOL!!!!

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:41 pm

Yeah, this is actually a really cool idea. Let's see how Marvel can fucker it up.

Oh and everyone note the lack of "technical arms" on the Civil War cover... sheesh.
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Postby Colin on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:46 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:I'd heard that, Rhymes with Hurl, and I like it. Clearly, the mutants aren't gonna be so happy about it.


Dude, who gives a shit about the mutants? This isn't 1996. Not every company-wide crossover centers around the X-Men.

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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:51 pm

Colin wrote:
MasterWhedon wrote:I'd heard that, Rhymes with Hurl, and I like it. Clearly, the mutants aren't gonna be so happy about it.


Dude, who gives a shit about the mutants? This isn't 1996. Not every company-wide crossover centers around the X-Men.

Umm, okay... Never said it would center around the X-Men--or that it had to--just that mutants would be pissed. 'Cause, y'know, there was that whole Mutant Registration Act floating around FOREVER.
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Postby Colin on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:54 pm

This centers around the Patriot Act, not the Mutant Registration Act. Also, being that there's only 198 mutants left, I think the government has a pretty good idea who they all are.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:56 pm

Can you list them, comic book guy? And I don't mean by looking it up. List them off the top of your head.
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Postby bluebottle on Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:10 pm

why isn't spidey in his new iron-suit on that cover?

could it be that the suit is already gone by then?!?!

(wishful thinking)
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:11 pm

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:12 pm

Bluebottle wrote:why isn't spidey in his new iron-suit on that cover?

could it be that the suit is already gone by then?!?!

(wishful thinking)


Interesting point, Batman.
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:17 pm

What?!? Iron Spidey is the best idea anyone's ever had about anything.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:29 pm

Y'know, that's the thing though: as crappy as the suit is, I like the idea of Iron Man taking Spider-Man under his wing.

JMS had a really good interview up on this over at Newsarama.
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Postby Adam Balm on Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:52 pm

Yeah, JMS interviews are always good and he does a really good job of rationalizing all his decisions. Then you read the comics....
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Postby bluebottle on Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:01 pm

you know that it's going to end in heartbreak. Spidey's going to reject Iron Man, or vice-versa.
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Postby bc1970 on Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:20 pm

I think all the heroes are upset that Stark didn't make them Ironsuits, that's why Cap has no pants on the cover.

I'm just glad it isn't the literal Civil War fka Marvel 1861:
During a Manhattan Civil War re-enactment, Onslaught returns, spiking the punchbowl with schnapps, then timewarping everyone back to the actual North vs. South conflict.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:32 pm

bc1970 wrote:I think all the heroes are upset that Stark didn't make them Ironsuits, that's why Cap has no pants on the cover.

I'm just glad it isn't the literal Civil War fka Marvel 1861:
During a Manhattan Civil War re-enactment, Onslaught returns, spiking the punchbowl with schnapps, then timewarping everyone back to the actual North vs. South conflict.


But with wizards and stuff.
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Postby JackKnight on Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:45 pm

LOL BC. That would be hell of a party tho. But spiking the punch with Schnapps? C'mon, it'd have to be Everclear at the very least, or maybe wood grain alcohol. ;-)
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Postby Coheed_and_Cambria on Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:05 am

and supposedly, the spider pinchers on spider-mans new armor, are going to give birth to 8000 new mutants, thus, causing the same thing to start over again...

and then peter will die...again....and will come back, and won't need the suit anymore!
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:24 am

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That thing is fucking awesome. I love the Robert Richardson-like overexposed lighting on Cap.

And I really dig the tag "A Marvel Comics Event in Seven Parts." Classy.
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Postby Colin on Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:29 am

THat's a fucking ugly cover.
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Postby dark wesley on Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:56 am

youre right, itsucks
i still dont get how michael turner is called the best cover artist of his generation

he stinks of piss
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Postby Shane on Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:55 am

MasterWhedon wrote:Newsarama released the penciled cover to Civil War #1 by Michael Turner about a week ago, and it's been my background since. Can't wait to get the colored version.

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Turner is a bit overrated not to say he's not good because he is, I just don't see what people love about his work. It reminds me of the redindant art of the 90's
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:25 am

Looks great to me! I love the blood on Cap's shield.
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Postby Leckomaniac on Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:05 am

If the spoiler posted at the beginning of this thread is true...then that makes me laugh saying as in the JSA issue that came out this week...the same plot line happened but during the McCarthy era...

Spoilers (I guess)

The members of the JSA were told to give up their identity's or they would be viewed as Communists, so instead they disbandded.

End of Spoilers...

I just thought that was an interesting parallel.
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Postby bc1970 on Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:11 am

not blood... PAINTBALL!
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:45 pm

Colin wrote:THat's a fucking ugly cover.

Umm... are we looking at the some cover?
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:54 pm

The cover looks better in color, but it's still awfully fucking busy. The explosion debris (or whatever it is) radiating from the figures doesn't help any.

Leck, that JSA plot is more than twenty years old. It was in America vs. of the Justice Society, by Roy Thomas and I forget the artist and was meant to explain the retirement of most Golden Age heroes until "Flash of Two Worlds."
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Postby The Ginger Man on Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:19 pm

Adam Balm wrote:Yeah, JMS interviews are always good and he does a really good job of rationalizing all his decisions. Then you read the comics....


I just read the interview and JMS almost made me interested in the whole Iron Spidey/Other thing. I think this is why:

JMS talks about the story as an attempt to try something new by bending the boundries of continuity and looking at things from different angles. He says its all temporary, nothing so drastic it can't be reveresed later and that he's ultimately hoping to reveal new angles to the characters involved.

But the reason I won't read any of this and have yet to be interested is due to the way Marvel (and Joey Q) talk about these stories:

OMG! Did you see this shit? F-ing Awesome! I was like talking to my bro and he was like writing this story so I totally sketched this thing and WTF, IT'STHEGREATESTTHINGEVER!!!! You totally gotta buy this cuz holy crap, I mean check it out! It's Awesome!

Does anyone else see this? Or is it just me?
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:21 pm

DennisMM wrote:Nice piece of work, but it's awfully busy. Decades ago, some editor said, "fans like lots of lines."

IPAMPILASH.
That spoiler above makes me sort of interested.
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:39 pm

Kaga, I really think that needs to be reduced by about 30%. Even with side-scroll it won't all fit on the screen.
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:45 pm

I merely linked it I did not create it. Unfortunately at work I have no viable means to resize it thus I will take it down and fix it this evening.
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:50 pm

Thanks. Sorry to be a downer.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:55 pm

Kaga, next time you can just provide a link to the pic rather than actually POSTING it in the thread. THanks for cleaning it up.
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Postby Leckomaniac on Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:39 pm

Oh I understand that the JSA storyline was old. I was merely trying to articulate that this whole Marvel Civil War storyline seems to be rehashing an already familiar story. (I understand that this happens a lot in comics, but they are hyping this us so much that I think its funny that they are making this seem like it has never happened, when it has happened.)
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:41 pm

Sorry, sir. It's hard to tell if an old item isn't referenced. Quite the coincidence.
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Postby Colin on Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:18 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:
Colin wrote:THat's a fucking ugly cover.

Umm... are we looking at the some cover?


I'm pretty sure we are, just with different eyes. Say, weren't you the one who was singing praises for Roger Cruz a few months back?
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