Make your own comic strip!

Graphic novels. Weekly rags. The @$$holes.

Postby DennisMM on Fri May 26, 2006 8:39 pm

Lady Sheridan wrote:Hahahahaha!!

How appropriate, I just wrote this pair:

Part I
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7688

Part II
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7691



bwahahahahahahaha!
"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." -- Noam Chomsky
DennisMM
NOT PARTICULARLY MENACING
 
Posts: 16808
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:02 pm
Location: Watchin' the reels go 'round and 'round

Postby Lady Sheridan on Fri May 26, 2006 8:47 pm

Vegata, yours is the featured comic! I don't know if that's because it was the last one posted, or they liked it that much.

Let's just say its the latter...
User avatar
Lady Sheridan
RED
 
Posts: 5035
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:09 pm
Location: Croft Manor

Postby Vegeta on Fri May 26, 2006 8:51 pm

Lady Sheridan wrote:Vegata, yours is the featured comic! I don't know if that's because it was the last one posted, or they liked it that much.

Let's just say its the latter...


Thanks... :oops: :)








Last one posted, I think, but compliments are always appreciated LS
User avatar
Vegeta
PARAGON OF VACUITY
 
Posts: 6274
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:22 am
Location: U.S.S.A.

Postby Alex DeLarge on Fri May 26, 2006 9:02 pm

Image
Alex DeLarge
MONKEY BUTLER
 
Posts: 204
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:31 am

Postby Adam Balm on Fri May 26, 2006 9:29 pm

Lady Sheridan wrote:Vegata, yours is the featured comic! I don't know if that's because it was the last one posted, or they liked it that much.

Let's just say its the latter...


Yeah...

BTW, it looks like all of ours are being displayed on the main page in the newest comics section. I think some people are going to be pretty confused.... :oops:
Image
User avatar
Adam Balm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 10806
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 pm
Location: factored in this happening when it has happened

Postby The Ginger Man on Fri May 26, 2006 9:31 pm

DennisMM wrote:
The Ginger Man wrote:Here we go. The Ginger takes his shot.

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7663


Can I join you in your world? Please?


Dennis, buddy. You're always welcome in my world. Everyone is. Except the clowns. Those fuckers get the chains.
The Ginger Man
Hong Kong Drizzle
 
Posts: 2883
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:35 am

Postby Adam Balm on Fri May 26, 2006 9:44 pm

I think I'll stick to one a day. My funny seems to be in short supply today...

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7716
Image
User avatar
Adam Balm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 10806
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 pm
Location: factored in this happening when it has happened

Postby Iconoclastica on Fri May 26, 2006 10:13 pm

Adam Balm wrote:I think I'll stick to one a day. My funny seems to be in short supply today...

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7716


OPIOIDSMAKETHEWORLDGOAROUNDILASH!!

How'd you know that my pupils are the size of pinpoints right now, anyway?! Are you watching me, Adam? :shock:
Image

I am Jack's broken heart
User avatar
Iconoclastica
DEADLY ZONETTE
 
Posts: 2646
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Postby Adam Balm on Fri May 26, 2006 10:19 pm

Iconoclastica wrote:
Adam Balm wrote:I think I'll stick to one a day. My funny seems to be in short supply today...

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7716


OPIOIDSMAKETHEWORLDGOAROUNDILASH!!

How'd you know that my pupils are the size of pinpoints right now, anyway?! Are you watching me, Adam? :shock:


ISTALKHERLASH... :oops:
Image
User avatar
Adam Balm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 10806
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 pm
Location: factored in this happening when it has happened

Postby Flumm on Fri May 26, 2006 11:21 pm

I echo Ginger's and unikrunk's alchohol based reward scheme for all your efforts, what a talented/screwy bunch we all are...

Cue my first effort. I was fiddling with it and pressed enter, saving it by accident, but well... it is what it is...

Everything Is Accounted For
User avatar
Flumm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 5601
Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: Yesteryonder

Postby Iconoclastica on Fri May 26, 2006 11:57 pm

Here's my attempt . . .

Unrequited Love
Image

I am Jack's broken heart
User avatar
Iconoclastica
DEADLY ZONETTE
 
Posts: 2646
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Postby Flumm on Fri May 26, 2006 11:58 pm

EDIT: Sunset
Last edited by Flumm on Sat May 27, 2006 12:02 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Flumm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 5601
Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: Yesteryonder

Postby Iconoclastica on Fri May 26, 2006 11:59 pm

hehe classic, Flumm.
Image

I am Jack's broken heart
User avatar
Iconoclastica
DEADLY ZONETTE
 
Posts: 2646
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Postby Flumm on Sat May 27, 2006 12:07 am

:roll:

LoL, but not so much I had to post it twice... :P :oops:

Edited above to correct link ^^

And it scares me now that in the small hours of the night, I've reached a stage in which I actually find Kirk's mother/Balm balm based milf jokes somehow comforting.
Last edited by Flumm on Sat May 27, 2006 1:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Flumm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 5601
Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: Yesteryonder

Postby Chairman Kaga on Sat May 27, 2006 12:27 am

Chairman Kaga
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 7660
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:49 am

Postby DennisMM on Sat May 27, 2006 12:46 am

Adam Balm wrote:
Iconoclastica wrote:
Adam Balm wrote:I think I'll stick to one a day. My funny seems to be in short supply today...

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7716


OPIOIDSMAKETHEWORLDGOAROUNDILASH!!

How'd you know that my pupils are the size of pinpoints right now, anyway?! Are you watching me, Adam? :shock:


ISTALKHERLASH... :oops:


Out of nowhere (well, in keeping with opioids), Julia had her hand surgery Friday morning and is nodding off on Percocet. She's still in some pain, but she's not noticing it much, because she's as stoned as she's been in decades.
Last edited by DennisMM on Sat May 27, 2006 12:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." -- Noam Chomsky
DennisMM
NOT PARTICULARLY MENACING
 
Posts: 16808
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:02 pm
Location: Watchin' the reels go 'round and 'round

Postby Iconoclastica on Sat May 27, 2006 12:47 am

DennisMM wrote:
Adam Balm wrote:
Iconoclastica wrote:
Adam Balm wrote:I think I'll stick to one a day. My funny seems to be in short supply today...

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7716


OPIOIDSMAKETHEWORLDGOAROUNDILASH!!

How'd you know that my pupils are the size of pinpoints right now, anyway?! Are you watching me, Adam? :shock:


ISTALKHERLASH... :oops:


Out of nowhere (well, in keeping with opiods), Julia had her hand surgery Friday morning and is nodding off on Percocet. She's still in some pain, but she's not noticing it because she's as stoned as she's been in decades.


gotta love the smell of narcotics in the morning :P
Image

I am Jack's broken heart
User avatar
Iconoclastica
DEADLY ZONETTE
 
Posts: 2646
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Postby Seppuku on Sat May 27, 2006 1:20 am

How long does it take for them to send you your password? I've been waiting for ages. I'm sure you guys and your crazy humour (read: schizoid tendencies) have made them b4n all new users.
Dale Tremont Presents...

Image
User avatar
Seppuku
SWINGING PLASTIC LION
 
Posts: 7872
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:52 am
Location: Limeyland

Postby Iconoclastica on Sat May 27, 2006 1:26 am

seppukudkurosawa wrote:How long does it take for them to send you your password? I've been waiting for ages. I'm sure you guys and your crazy humour (read: schizoid tendencies) have made them b4n all new users.


they come immediately - check your junkmail filter (that's where I found mine a half hour after the fact :-p)
Image

I am Jack's broken heart
User avatar
Iconoclastica
DEADLY ZONETTE
 
Posts: 2646
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Postby Seppuku on Sat May 27, 2006 1:38 am

Thank ya very much Iconny. For some reason it's still not getting to my e-mail account, but it worked in Outlook Express. After all this build-up, my comics seem pretty weak. Ah well, third time lucky, but here are the first 2:

Ralph Macchio's Revenge

El Davros Strikes Out Again
Dale Tremont Presents...

Image
User avatar
Seppuku
SWINGING PLASTIC LION
 
Posts: 7872
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:52 am
Location: Limeyland

Postby Flumm on Sat May 27, 2006 1:54 am

A frightening, yet often funny (but mostly frightening) insight into a deviant (frightening) mind...

http://www.wittycomics.com/users/komix46

:shock: :lol: :?


...and it's probably best to start at teh top and cycle through them backwards.

Hoo-Whee!
User avatar
Flumm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 5601
Joined: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: Yesteryonder

Postby RogueScribner on Sat May 27, 2006 3:00 am

I am so lame.

Enjoy my lameness!
My eye isn't lazy; it's ambidextrous!
User avatar
RogueScribner
The Dork Avenger
 
Posts: 9609
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:52 am
Location: Melbourne, FL

Postby unikrunk on Sat May 27, 2006 10:19 am

ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:Jesus Loves You!


ZZS, you bastard :)

you gave me so much hell yesterday regarding making jokes about child abuse
He can't' love you back...
Image
User avatar
unikrunk
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 4845
Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:48 am

Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Sat May 27, 2006 10:22 am

unikrunk wrote:
ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:Jesus Loves You!


ZZS, you bastard :)

you gave me so much hell yesterday regarding making jokes about child abuse


Ha ha! I know. I was waiting for you to find this...

(Actually, the reason I got so mad is I thought you were saying
I was a child abuser; again me being self-obsessed and stupid,
not realizing the BIG LEBOWSKI reference. Apologies! Peace.)
ZombieZoneSolutions
AIRWOLF
 
Posts: 2467
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:28 pm

Postby ONeillSG1 on Sat May 27, 2006 10:28 am

The Ginger Man wrote:Yeah...about this next one. I don't know where my evil, fucking head is today...but I think I even offended myself with this comic. So...uh....don't hate me?

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7668

I think it's the Kevin Spacey looking fella holding the drink. I just see him as the embodiement of all comic strip evil. I love the lil' fella.


You son of B!tch!!!

Awesome line.
User avatar
ONeillSG1
ADAMA
 
Posts: 4738
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:23 am
Location: 221C Baker Street, front row seat for some action . . .

Postby unikrunk on Sat May 27, 2006 10:29 am

@ZZS - no probs my man, we sorted all that nonesense out; I was being a dick, so don't feel bad at all - I just craked the hell up at your comic -

Peace and Hair Grease
He can't' love you back...
Image
User avatar
unikrunk
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 4845
Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:48 am

Postby ONeillSG1 on Sat May 27, 2006 10:34 am



Nice Alan Ginsberg Reference.
User avatar
ONeillSG1
ADAMA
 
Posts: 4738
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:23 am
Location: 221C Baker Street, front row seat for some action . . .

Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Sat May 27, 2006 10:41 am

ONeillSG1 wrote:


Nice Alan Ginsberg Reference.


Heh, thanks! I was waiting for someone to catch the specific reference!

Heres some more (stupid) fun...

Office Drunk Experiences The Peak Of The Sacred Inside A Dream Of Abstracted Illusory Selfhood In The Upper Mindhole Of The Mind
ZombieZoneSolutions
AIRWOLF
 
Posts: 2467
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:28 pm

Postby Lord Voldemoo on Sat May 27, 2006 6:37 pm

a lowbrow and overly obvious attempt at Bush-bashing (if you're conservative...get over it).

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/7749
Image
User avatar
Lord Voldemoo
He Who Shall Not Be Milked
 
Posts: 17641
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:18 pm
Location: Pasture next to the Red Barn

Postby Adam Balm on Sat May 27, 2006 6:54 pm

But seriously...where the fuck is his scepter?
Image
User avatar
Adam Balm
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 10806
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 pm
Location: factored in this happening when it has happened

Postby Alex DeLarge on Sat May 27, 2006 6:55 pm

ha that was great, im sure its not too far off from what goes on in his head either.
Image
Alex DeLarge
MONKEY BUTLER
 
Posts: 204
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:31 am

Postby The Ginger Man on Sat May 27, 2006 7:20 pm

Here's my latest attempt. This one, a bit more topical.

The Civil Right
Last edited by The Ginger Man on Sat May 27, 2006 7:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Ginger Man
Hong Kong Drizzle
 
Posts: 2883
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:35 am

Postby MasterWhedon on Sat May 27, 2006 7:32 pm

User avatar
MasterWhedon
KEEPER OF THE PURSE
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:07 pm
Location: Los Angeles

Postby The Ginger Man on Sat May 27, 2006 7:33 pm

Hey people smarter than me. How do I make my link say something other than the url?
The Ginger Man
Hong Kong Drizzle
 
Posts: 2883
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:35 am

Postby MasterWhedon on Sat May 27, 2006 7:35 pm

The Ginger Man wrote:Hey people smarter than me. How do I make my link say something other than the url?

Just remove the space in the formula below.

[url=URL ADDRESS HERE]TEXT GOES HERE[/url]
User avatar
MasterWhedon
KEEPER OF THE PURSE
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:07 pm
Location: Los Angeles

Postby The Ginger Man on Sat May 27, 2006 7:38 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:
The Ginger Man wrote:Hey people smarter than me. How do I make my link say something other than the url?

Just remove the space in the formula below.

[url=URL ADDRESS HERE]TEXT GOES HERE[/url]


Master Whedon = Teh Awesome
The Ginger Man
Hong Kong Drizzle
 
Posts: 2883
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:35 am

Postby Bean on Sat May 27, 2006 9:17 pm

Image
User avatar
Bean
AIRWOLF
 
Posts: 2174
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:08 pm
Location: Space

Postby RogueScribner on Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:00 am

My eye isn't lazy; it's ambidextrous!
User avatar
RogueScribner
The Dork Avenger
 
Posts: 9609
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:52 am
Location: Melbourne, FL

Postby Chilli on Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:58 am

Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
User avatar
Chilli
The Unfriendly Ghost
 
Posts: 6869
Joined: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:13 am
Location: Wales

Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:50 pm

Thanks guys, I may never get anything done ever again.

The death of spare time as I know it.
User avatar
Tyrone_Shoelaces
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 3955
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:33 am
Location: Northern Frontier

Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:44 pm

User avatar
Tyrone_Shoelaces
AIRWOLF PLUS
 
Posts: 3955
Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:33 am
Location: Northern Frontier

Postby havocSchultz on Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:16 am

User avatar
havocSchultz
is full of stars...
 
Posts: 15695
Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:46 am
Location: living amongst a hazy nothing...

Previous

Return to Comic Books

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron