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Postby wonkabar on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:13 pm

"Images" by Tyrone Greene


Dark and lonely on a summer's night
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Watchdog barking
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Slip in his window
Break his neck
Then his house
I start to wreck
Got no reason
What the heck
Kill my Landlord
Kill my landlord
K-I-L-L
my l a n d l o r d
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Postby Adam Balm on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:15 pm

*grabs tissue*

excuse me...I think I have something in my eye......
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:17 pm

The sun kisses the morning sky,
The flower kisses the butterfly,
The dew kisses the morning grass,
And you, my friend can...
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Postby wonkabar on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:17 pm

To Tame a Land



He is the king of all the land
In the Kingdom of the sands
Of a time tomorrow.

He rules the sandworms and the Fremen
In a land amongst the stars
Of an age tomorrow.

He is destined to be a King
He rules over everything
On the land called planet Dune.

Bodywater is your life
And without it you would die
On the desert the planet Dune.

Without a stillsuit you would fry
On the sands so hot and dry
In a world called Arrakis.

It is a land that's rich in spice
The sandriders and the "mice"
That they call the "Muad'Dib".

He is the Kwizatz Haderach.
He is born of Caladan
And will take the Gom Jabbar.

He has the power to foresee
Or to look into the past
He is the ruler of the stars

The time will come for him
to lay claim his crown,
And then the foe yes
they'll be cut down,
You'll see he'll be the
best that there's been,
Messiah supreme
true leader of men,
And when the time
for judgement's at hand
Don't fret he's strong
and he'll make a stand,
Against evil and fire
That spreads through the land,
He has the power
to make it all end.
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:19 pm

Yes indeed
Here we are

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine.
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:20 pm

A Lord Voldemoo original:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like Cookies
And if you take my cookies I'll rip your nuts off with my bare hands and grind them into toothpaste

I'm using my "art" to work out a few personal issues...
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Postby Adam Balm on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:21 pm

Holy shit, I just clicked on the page for the history of 'Kill My Landlord'. Fasciniting.
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Postby Adam Balm on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:22 pm

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:24 pm

Adam Balm wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.


I just did a Dr. Pepper spit-take on my keyboard!

Damn.
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Postby bluebottle on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:25 pm

Adam Balm wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.


awesome.

NERD.
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Postby Adam Balm on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:29 pm

Er, I actually didn't make that up btw. Can't remember where I read it thugh.
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:33 pm

Monkey on my Keyboard, Monkey on my back.

Monkey in the Garden, Monkey in a sack.

Monkey in a raincoat, Monkey in the sun.

Monkey in the Phantom Zone, Monkey up my Bum.
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Postby Adam Balm on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:36 pm

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Postby bluebottle on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:36 pm

i didn't say i didn't love it.
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:44 pm

Mine was kind of a joke, just like the sort of thing a little kid would do, I'm not very good at poetry.
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Postby wonkabar on Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:56 pm

Enter night upon the worms of the broken realm
I will not allow their forked tongues to corrupt my spleen
The chicken-dancer shall strike them down
and cleanse our bowels of the foul yolk within
He shall smile deep and wide as he casts their feeble souls
into the abyss.


-wonkabar
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:04 pm

The sky, she was a blue,
The moon, she was a high.
We were alone, just a she, anna I...

Her hair, so soft
Her figure, she was a fine.
I ran a my fingers along a her spine...

I dinna know how, but I did a my best,
When I place a my hand, upon a her breast, eh?
With a fast-a-moving a hands,
Anna fast-a-moving heart,
I quickly spread a her legs apart...

Holy crappa! It's a done,
Anna over now...
My a first experience...
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Milking a the cow!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Dino, he make a with a the funny, eh?
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:10 pm

LOL Dino, good one, for a second I thought you were talking about Donatella, I can not tell you how relieved I am.
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Postby wonkabar on Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:01 pm

Wow, I just peeped the "kill my landlord history" that IS a trip.
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Postby wonkabar on Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:23 am

You try to make the moment last
You tore it right in half
You die and have a nice day
The cracks finally appear
Release cholesterol tears
The flooded cyst drains itself
of puss
The lonely stomach chills
until it's drunk
So as she dirives, she'll close
her eyes,
Feel it warming up inside


-Brocktune
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:41 am

Nicely done, Dino. Nicely done.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:45 am

Dino by Winslow Leach

(written in Dino style)

He likea the spicy ravioli
He likea the delicious cannoli

Dino he makea the Barbarella
Dino he is a the good fella.
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:58 am

Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm


-Some Canadian
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:20 am

Welcome to our fortress tall
take some time to show you around
impossible to break these walls
for you see the steel is much to strong
computer banks to rule the world
instruments to sight the stars

Possibly I've seen to much
HANGAR 18 I know to much

Foreign life forms inventory
suspended state of cryogenics
selective amnesia's the story
believed foretold but who'd suspect
the military intelligence
two words combined that can't make sense

Possibly I've seen to much
HANGAR 18 I know to much


-Dave Mustaine
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:52 am

We've got you in this fuckin' movie
to exterminate all the lunitics all at once
with a filetering system of God.
We're the psyco-semantic police,
you can't even see us.
How in the fuck can you do anything about it?
We're pure intellegence, you're not.
You're a biological product of a
COSMOLOGICAL universe.
You're molecular matter,
I constructed you, fuck you.
I made you up,
you didn't make me up,
you got it backwards.
You know who you are?
You're fuckin' semantic blockage,
that's what made you up.
You're a fuckin' programer named Christine Gontara.
fucked up.
She sucked my cock, fell in love,
she was locked in.
She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again.
If she turns me down,
she's gonna go striaght to hell,
she won't pass go,
she'll never fuckin' win.
She's the gentleman that thought she was God,
but that's OK, I don't give a shit.
As long as she sucks me off when I tell her.
CUZ SHE'S MY ZOMBIE!.
I capured that mother-fucker,
and she's my cassette.
I want that cock-sucker to send me at least... fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars.
If she can't do it I'll try ten.
If she can't do that,
I'll try five, but that's it.
If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars,
come out here and suck me off,
do what I tell you from now on,
then you can join me in eternal time.


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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:42 am

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Gangster Gangster" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my homeboyz chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 64' impala,
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And her father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homies score and key is gonna fly, punk ass fly



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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:57 am

Brilliant Wonkabar, Ok, let me give this a shot. Bear with me here, I'm not very good at this, but here goes

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom)
I'm not with Cowbell, he's with me.
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Postby banthafodderUK on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:03 am

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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:06 am

Man-in-the-Box wrote:Brilliant Wonkabar, Ok, let me give this a shot. Bear with me here, I'm not very good at this, but here goes

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom)


That just brought a tear to my eye...*sniff*
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:08 am

Thanks for the support, I was really nervous about sharing it... first poem and all.
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Postby thomasgaffney on Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:46 am

Man-in-the-Box wrote:Brilliant Wonkabar, Ok, let me give this a shot. Bear with me here, I'm not very good at this, but here goes

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom)


Beautiful, Man-in-the-Box. You're just like us other zoners, you put your pants on one leg at a time. The difference is after that, you make great poems...
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:56 am

Brilliant Thanks.
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Postby TonyWilson on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:23 pm

It was high and beautiful blue
Deep deep deep are the spaces
Fear cuts through the ground
Buried falls and broken dreams
This is for the unknown feeling
always crying never being
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:44 pm

I wrote this on a cold winter's night, staring over a frozen pond gleaming in the moonlight:

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
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Postby vicious_bastard on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:50 pm

Don't let Suge Knight catch you saying that you wrote it,Lord Voldemoo. He'll dangle your ass over a balcony like he did Mr. Van Winkel. When his gunshot wound heals that is.

Gah, double-post!! All for want of a space next to a comma.
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Postby vicious_bastard on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:51 pm

Don't let Suge Knight catch you saying that you wrote it, Lord Voldemoo. He'll dangle your ass over a balcony like he did Mr. Van Winkel. When his gunshot wound heals that is.
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:52 pm

I wrote this after a long, lonely evening watching "Angel Heart":

Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!

Hey Mickey!
You been around all night, And that's a little long
You think you got the right, but I think you got it wrong
Oh, can't you say "Good night"
So you can take me home, Mickey.

Cuz when you say you will, it always mean you won't
You're giving me the chills, baby, please, baby don't
Every night you spend the evening all alone, Mickey

Oh, Mickey what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart, when you take me by the hand
Oh, Mickey you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Oh, what'cha do Mickey, do Mickey,
Don't break my heart Mickey

Hey Mickey
Now when you take by the ooooh
Everyone gonna know
Every time you move, a little rhythm gonna show
There's something you can use,
So don't say no Mickey

So, come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it I'll treat you like a man
Oh, please baby please
Don't leave me in a jam Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey!

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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:59 pm

I wrote this on the road...

A DEAMON wild attacks the bass
An instrument made of thunder
A ROMANTIC STAR the voice
in the heat is a ravinous hunter
A SPACEMAN hovers over guitar
It's rapid speed captures a soul to plunder
A CAT strikes the drums
Intense are the roars of hunger
Their Kiss of death will take you under

In a studio, hard work and sleepless nights
On a tour, play the concert, see the sights
On the stage, bodies illuminated by the lights
The KISS army has come to unite

The band is KISS and their HOTTER THAN HELL
DRESSED TO KILL the band is ALIVE and well
To a young girl, A heart DESTROYER
The originals are heavy metal warriors
ROCK AND ROLL OVER the world they stand
LOVE GUN is ALIVE II this hot and heavy band
Their albums DOUBLE PLATINUM and more
GENE SIMMONS,PAUL STANLEY,ACE FREHLEY, and PETER CRISS
They rule a DYNASTY of their own
UNMASKED, their faces finally known

The drums switch claws from cat to FOX paws
THE ELDER his words still true
the CREATURES OF THE NIGHT are looking for you

The spaceman flew off for a solo mission
An egyptian MOTIF took over the position
They finished their project, LICK IT UP
Soon after Vinnie had left too
So MARK ST. JOHN carried them through

The world they want to ANIMALIZE
through their music a body will energize
But Mark st. John had to leave the band
So BRUCE KULICK is the newest attraction of the clan

They'll send you to an ASYLUM, to try to keep you sane
While you await their next project, which nobody knows
but you can bet, anything goes

You waited through those CRAZY NIGHTS
Freedom at last has come insight, They're back again
to rock you more, The sound of metal will make you roar

To hear the SMASHES,TRASHES,& HITS
It cant get much better than this
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:04 pm

Kiss' "Double Platinum" was the first album I ever owned. On vinyl no less. wonkabar, you've brought a tear of nostalgia to my eye. Or maybe I just have allergies. Hell, I don't know.
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Postby TonyWilson on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:04 pm

I hate kiss. But that is fucking brilliant wonka
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:15 pm

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Postby TonyWilson on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:20 pm

Ok now that looks cool. Am I really missing out on not liking kiss then? I haven't heard any for a long while.
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:21 pm

No, I don't much like Kiss either. I've been dying to see this movie though.
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:22 pm

TonyWilson wrote:Ok now that looks cool. Am I really missing out on not liking kiss then? I haven't heard any for a long while.


Certainly not missing anything by avoiding that movie. Didn't MST3K have their way with it some time ago?

Kiss haven't done anything worth mentioning in about 15 years.
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:52 pm

vicious_bastard wrote:Don't let Suge Knight catch you saying that you wrote it, Lord Voldemoo. He'll dangle your ass over a balcony like he did Mr. Van Winkel. When his gunshot wound heals that is.


I knew I should've aimed higher than his leg...damn my accursed poor eyesight!
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:18 pm

Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars /.../ Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.


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Postby wonkabar on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:23 pm

Jesus was way cool.
Everybody liked Jesus.
Everybody wanted to hang out with him.
Anything he wanted to do, he did.
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
He walked on the water and swam on the land.
He would tell these stories and people would listen.
He was really cool.
If you were blind or lame,
You just went up to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed.
That's so cool.

He could have played guitar
better than Hendrix.
He could have told the future.
He could have baked
the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored
more goals than Wayne Gretsky.
He could have danced
better than Barishnikof.
Jesus could have been funnier
than any comedian you can think of.

Jesus told people to eat his
body and drink his blood.
That's so cool.
Jesus was so cool.
But then some people got jealous
of how cool he was,
So they killed him.
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead,
Danced around and went up to heaven.
I mean, that's so cool.
Jesus was so cool.
No wonder there are so many Christians.
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Postby Brocktune on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:55 pm

Jesus was a terrorist
Enemy of the state
That's what the Romans labeled him
So he was put to death

He died for his beliefs
What's changed today?

Today bible-thumping cannibals
Reap money from his name
Buy cable networks & power
With old ladies' checks

If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
What do you think he'd say?

Tax-free they re-write our laws
And sick 'em on you
Women don't control their bodies
TV preachers do

Censor everything from bathing suits
To science books
From the schoolroom to the bedroom
They want our thoughts - or else

They treat us like the Romans
Used to treat the Christians
Even some churchgoing folks are scared

Modern catacombs of fear
Built with money, power and threats
Rock'n'roll is labeled porn
Sell a record, you're under arrest

Instead of fighting AIDS
They try to stop us having sex
They brag that they won't quit
Til they take dominion over our lives

Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
Believe what you want
But we'll fight to keep
Out heads from being cemented in your sand.
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Postby TonyWilson on Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:29 pm

baby boy dieing under hot desert sun, watch your colours run.
did you believe the lie they told you, that christ would lead the way and in a matter of days hand us victory?
did you buy the bull they sold you, that the bullets and the bombs and all the strong arms would bring home security?
all eyes upon dry drunk emperor gold cross jock skull and bones mocking smile,
he's been standing naked for a while!
get him gone, get him gone, get him gone!!
and bring all the thieves to trial.
end their promise end their dream watch it turn to steam rising to the nose of some cross legged god gog of magog end times sort of thing.
oh unmentionable disgrace shield the childrens faces as all the monied apes display unimaginably poor taste in a scramble for mastery.
atta' boy get em with your gun till mr. mega ton tells us when we've won or what we're gonna leave undone.
all eyes upon dry drunk emperor gold cross jock skull and bones mocking smile,
he's been naked for a while.
get him gone, get him gone, get him gone!!!
and bring all his thieves to trial. what if all the fathers and the sons went marching with their guns drawn on washington.
that would seal the deal, show if it was real, this supposed freedom.
what if all the bleeding hearts took it on themselves to make a brand new start.
organs pumpin on their sleeves, paint murals on the white house feed the leaders L.S.D grab your fife and drum, grab yor gold baton and let's meet on the lawn,
shut down this hypocrisy.

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Postby TonyWilson on Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:33 pm

Bloodletting by Saul Williams

the greatest americans
have not been born yet

they are waiting patiently
for the past to die
please give blood

those crumbled tablets
were to share a story
with a burning Bush

where is that voice from nowhere to remind us
that the holy ground we walk on, purified by native blood has rooted trees
whose fallen leaves now colour code a sacred list of demands?

who among us can give translation of autumn's hues to morning news?

the anchor man
thrown overboard
has simply rooted us in history's repeating cycle

a nation in its saturn years that won't acknowledge karma

where is that voice from nowhere, the ones your prophets spoke of?

there are voices from fear
disconnected from their diaphragms
dangling from coffee covered teeth
that spill into our laps
and scorch our privates

there are voices from the sides of necks
some already noosed
dangling participles
pronouns running for sentence serving life in corner offices
and ghetto corners
their voices are the same:
dead to themselves numb to the possibility of truth
existing beyond that which can be palmed into your hand, period.

there are voices of elders
which seem to do no more
than damn us to our childish ways for in many households wisdom no longer
comes with age

so where is that voice from nowhere?
that burning bush?
that passing dove?

for i hear generals calling for ammunition presidents calling for arms and
women calling for help

where is that voice from nowhere?
that god of abraham?
can he be heard over the gunfire
the wizz of passing missiles
the crash of buildings
the cries of children
the crack of bones
the shriek of sirens

or is that his mighty voice?

your angry god craving the sacrifice of generation's sons degenerate
your holy books
written in red ink
on burning sands

your prayers between rounds do no more than fasten the fate of your children
to the hammered truth of your trigger
a truth that mushrooms
it's darkened cloud
over the rest of us
so that we too bear witness to the short lived fate
of a civilization that worships a male god

your weapons are phallic
all of them

that dummie that sits
on your lap is no longer
a worthwhile spectacle
his shrunken pale face
leaves little room for imagination
we have spotted your moving lips and have pinned the voice to it's proper source
it is a source of madness
a source of hunger for power
a source of weakness
a source of evil

we have exited your coliseum and are encircling your box office demanding
our families back
our cultures back
our rituals back
our gods back
so that we may return them to their proper source
the source of life
the source of creation
our mother's womb
the great goddess

we will cut through
the barbed wire hangers
and chastity belts
we will climb in and
incubate our spirits
through the winter
we will wait through
the degenerate course
of your repeated history
we will wait
for the past
to die
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