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Postby mistertim on Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:45 am

Bluebottle wrote:
Adam Balm wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.


awesome.

NERD.


A very late quote of this, but for extra nerdiness:

$ROSES = #FF0000;
$VIOLETS = #0000FF;
chown -r you ~/base/
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Postby wonkabar on Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:19 am

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night


Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlights, people

-Perry
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:03 am

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over
Your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
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Postby wonkabar on Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:12 am

Does your dick hang low?


Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over
Your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Does your dick hang low?




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Postby RaulMonkey on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:20 pm

D00dz, it's totally balls.

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

And then like four years ago I wrote some extra verses, which I still consider a work in progress:

Do your balls hang low?
Do they jostle side to side?
Do they graze the sandy beach
With the ebbing of the tide?
Do you cop a special feel
Every time you bend to kneel?
Do your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low?
Are they jiggling in the breeze?
Are they mopping up the deck
As you sail the seven seas?
Do they brush against your sock
Disproportioned to your cock?
Do your balls hang low?

Yes, I must admit
That my balls hang low.
They proliferate my seed
By an inadvertent sow.
My young'uns go from here
All the way to Tok-y-o
'Cause my balls hang low!

You're in luck today,
We've got the cure for you.
Eat lots of chewy mints
And drink your Mountain Dew.
Over-the-counter products
That are sure to shrink your nuts
When your balls hang low!
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Postby minstrel on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:39 pm

There once was a poetry thread
That was very seldomly read
The occasional post
Was dirty, almost
So we go to Club Dink-Touch instead.

Especially a new post of Raul's
That was totally concerned with balls
It's somewhat perverse
That this thread's full of verse
That belongs on a high-school john's walls.
"Everybody is equally shitty and wrong." - Ribbons
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Postby RaulMonkey on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:51 pm

Heh heh, good work, minstrel. "Raul's" does rhyme with "balls."
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Postby minstrel on Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:05 pm

RaulMonkey wrote:Heh heh, good work, minstrel. "Raul's" does rhyme with "balls."


Thanks! It was the best I could come up with quickly. :)
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Postby Peven on Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:23 pm

Her eyes shine bright like diamonds
she's got a fifty karat gaze
her kisses so inviting
they always leave me in a daze

She's ethereal
but her love is every bit as real
as strong as the way my own heart feels
i'm captured by her every day
so caught up in her witchy ways
when her touch reveals
what i can't betray
she's ethereal
and i'm bound to stay

Her lips are red like rubies
her smile glows white as pearls
when she moves its so hypnotic
i forget all other girls

she's ethereal
but her love is every bit as real
as strong as the way my own heart feels
captured by her every day
so caught up in her witchy ways
when her touch reveals
what i can't betray
she's ethereal
and i'm bound to stay

she's got skin as smooth as cream
with curves that promise pleasure
nights with her are hot as steam
worth more than any treasure


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Postby Peven on Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:48 pm

I saw you in a dream last night
I thought i heard you scream last night
There was a look in your eyes
like you were watching me die
watching me fall
and as you reached out your arms
you started to cry

"Baby don't wake up
baby just keep dreaming
of a hard-headed love,
something real to believe in.
We had a way
we were coming on strong
a place in each other
a place we belong"

I felt you in a dream last night
I held you and it seemed so right
but as i looked in your eyes
you saw i could not disguise
as i started to fall
still you reached out your arms
and i heard you cry,

"Baby don't wake up
baby lets keep dreaming
I'll be your hard-headed love
you can always believe in
and you know i've got a way
you know i'm never wrong
we were born to be together
so baby please just hang on"

Then i woke up this morning
and as the dream blurred
i opened my eyes
but the last thing i heard
was the sound of your cries..,

"Baby don't wake up
baby lets keep dreaming
i'll be your hard-headed love
you can always believe in.
You and me, we got a way
like two lovers in a song
and lovers need to be together
so baby please just hang on"


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Postby Peven on Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:14 pm

Come floating with me down the river of life
through deep pools of love and rapids of strife
it can twist and turn, sometimes flowing cold
and in the end carries you to be old.

Don't fight the current, let it pull you along
only the River knows where you belong
Don't worry yourself about where it will lead
knowing where you are now is all that you need.

Feel all that you see and all that you do
as you flow through life, life is flowing through you
If you feel yourself sinking don't hold your breath
you can't enjoy living if you're running from death


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Postby Peven on Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:51 pm

There's a voice that is calling
one that I must follow
its leading me back
to those green hills and hollows
where cool running rivers
and sparkling streams
born of pure flowing springs
will wash the pain clean

Memories have been calling
pulling me to follow
back where I belong
to those green hills and hollows
where slow winding rivers
and calm lazy lakes
take me to my dreams
even when I'm awake

Mother nature is singing
her sweet voice I must follow
she's leading me back
to those green hills and hollows
where I'll drink in the view
and feel the fresh breeze
as its clearing my mind
and setting me free


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Here's some doggerel I wrote.

Postby rserocki on Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:26 am

The coffee I drink in the morning is hot
But I don't think I need all the caffeine that it's got

If I were a mummy, it'd wake me right up
If I took a sip from an archaeologist's cup

And then, standing tall as I rose from the floor
I'd proclaim, "I absolve you from curses. Just please bring me more."
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Postby The Garbage Man on Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:37 am

Nice one, reserocki!
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Postby silentbobafett on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:09 am

And I said Do you recall Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said yes I recall, I think we both kinda liked it








Like that? :-)
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Postby darkjedijaina on Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:28 am

silentbobafett wrote:And I said Do you recall Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said yes I recall, I think we both kinda liked it








Like that? :-)


as much as i would like for that song to get stuck in my head for awhile in place of Robbie Williams' Rock DJ - it just ain't gonna happen...
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Postby silentbobafett on Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:03 am

LOOK! If I have to put up with it in MY HEAD then I gotta share the pain with someone else! I'm sorry... but I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT SHIT ANYMORE!!!!

:-)


"And I said Do you recall Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said yes I recall, I think we both kinda liked it"


Damn! It'll be return of the mack in my head next! Off thread? you bet! :-)
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Postby darkjedijaina on Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:06 am

haha. no, really. i wouldn't mind a different song getting stuck in my head. i've tried. Robbie Williams is stuck there for awhile, it seems.
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Postby rserocki on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:31 am

The Garbage Man wrote:Nice one, reserocki!


Thanks very much.
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Postby Seppuku on Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:13 pm

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Postby darkjedijaina on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:04 pm

your web is a dream of infinite sparkle and gloss.
glitter.
glam.
better than jam.
for jam is so sticky and it leaves quite a mess.
your web, it dazzles, i must confess.
i've grown so accustomed to its delicate grip,
i just might go crazy if i felt it slip.
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Postby Adam Balm on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:11 pm

Nice.

What's that from, DJJ?
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Postby darkjedijaina on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:11 pm

i just made it up the other night when the internets wasn't working right. hahaha.
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Postby Adam Balm on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:23 pm

A real poem by my brother:


Twinkle, twinkle little star.
Very shiny, like a car.
...

....too bad everything's bullshit.






No kidding, a REAL POEM by my brother!
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Postby buster00 on Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:25 am

Adam Balm wrote:A real poem by my brother:


Twinkle, twinkle little star.
Very shiny, like a car.
...

....too bad everything's bullshit.






No kidding, a REAL POEM by my brother!



HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!ONEHUNDREDELEVEN!!!!1!!!
How did I miss this? Tell your brother that at least one person out there thinks this is the best poem ever!!
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:36 pm

This is what I was going to put in Tangerine's poem thread:

Yo homie, this thread is wack.
I brought my rhymes to pick up yo slack.
White folks can rap poems, no matter how lean.
Oh snap, I just owned your thread Tangerine.
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Postby tangerine on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:37 pm

Cheers Dino, I hate the search function!

The mods don't like me anymore
Cos I start threads when I am bored
I rhyme away and duck banned beams
And don't listen to their angry screams


...


Ok, that was a particularly bad one, but I'm just about to leave the office and I'm a bit stressed.... I'll let me off.
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Postby tangerine on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:40 pm

godzillasushi wrote:This is what I was going to put in Tangerine's poem thread:

Yo homie, this thread is wack.
I brought my rhymes to pick up yo slack.
White folks can rap poems, no matter how lean.
Oh snap, I just owned your thread Tangerine.


That is wicked!!! I'm impressed!
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:50 pm

Mods are picky when it comes to threads.
Never post Sam Whitwicky in Dawn of the Dead.
The search function is decent at best.
It reminds me of choking on lemon zest.
But Tangerine, dont a worry about a the mods.
Dino was a just trying, to do a the mods job.
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:55 pm

Never, ever anger the mods.
In the Zone we have the power of gods.
We crush you like it's Thunderdome
Because we have no power at home.

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:42 pm

IPAMPILASH! It's a the funny a 'cos it's a true, eh?
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Postby tangerine on Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:51 pm

HAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm loving this thread! Can't be arsed with another poem yet tho, I'm too hungry. I'll be back.
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Postby tangerine on Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:57 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis in the Poetry Wall thread wrote:Hehehe... I'm a just unna'locking to share a this a little PM I get from a the So Sorry, eh?

so sorry wrote:I'm very disapointed that you didn't make a ryhme out of this locking.


WAKE UP OLD MAN, you missed a perfect opportunity to make with the funny!


HAHAHAHA so sorry is down with the kids yo!!
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Postby thebostonlocksmith on Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:57 pm

I once had a dog who made us all smile,
It got sick so we put it down after a while...
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:03 pm

thebostonlocksmith wrote:I once had a dog who made us all smile,
It got sick so we put it down after a while...




And in the end,
he was not actually my friend,
I thought I could cope,
But all I did was mope...
but he did enjoy it
whenever I would bend...













































over...
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Postby tangerine on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:09 pm

Bush gives us crocodile tears on the screen
The biggest farking knob the world has ever seen
The war we thought would end is only getting worse
This World Police has of late become a fucking curse


Sorry to bring the mood down, just had to express my anger. In poetry, of course. And the EFBR, inevitably.
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Postby thebostonlocksmith on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:11 pm

There was a time once when i was raped by my dog,
"she backed onto me i swear!!! i tripped on this log",
And so i can't go within a distance of mutts,
Without fear that i'll runover and get stuck up their guts...
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:15 pm

Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.

Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.

Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.
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Postby ONeillSG1 on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:20 pm

havocSchultz wrote:Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.

Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.

Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.


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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:24 pm

ONeillSG1 wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.

Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.

Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.


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Why thank you...



I forgot to mention that it was inspired by true events...
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:39 pm

havocSchultz wrote:Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.

Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.

Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.


That was fantastic! You're an amazing poet with the literary skills of the worlds finest authors, and you're lines are light as a feather from only the most beautiful angels.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:11 pm

godzillasushi wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:K irk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.

Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.

Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.


That was fantastic! You're an amazing poet with the literary skills of the worlds finest authors, and you're lines are light as a feather from only the most beautiful angels.




Hahahaha...thnx...


I actually have some real poems posted somewhere in this thread...

But they're not rhyming...so there's always that hurdle to jump over...


Check 'em out...if you can be arsed to track them down...



Otherwise...when more like this come to me - I will do my duty and post them...
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Postby Wolfpack on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:17 pm

I open the fridge
Against my better judgment
I eat the Big Mac
"Alright Shaggy - you and Scooby head over that way. The girls and I will go this way."
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Postby tangerine on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:19 pm

Wolfpack wrote:I open the fridge
Against my better judgment
I eat the Big Mac


touching.
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:50 pm

I was reading some Henry Wadsworth Longfellow today, and it reminded me how much I enjoy his poetry.

It also reminded me how awesome the name Henry Wadsworth Longfellow is. I mean, is there a cooler name on the planet?
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:19 pm

Nachokoolaid wrote:
It also reminded me how awesome the name Henry Wadsworth Longfellow is. I mean, is there a cooler name on the planet?


Captain Awesomeness?

Rod Long?

Colt McCoy!!!!! Not as awesome as HWL, but the best name for a Texas Quarterback in history.
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:23 pm

Yeah, Colt McCoy is a pretty good name for a QB from Texas.

And on the subject of cool names, I've always liked Rip Torn as well.
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:39 pm

Johnny Cash is a pretty cool name.
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:53 pm

Hmmm...Johnny Cash is a great name. And Cash rhymes with lots of stuff.

A Boy Named Cash (not Sue)

There once was a boy named Cash
He would, at times, IPAMPILASH
He spent his time in teh Zone
Looking for someone to bone
But Jaina was waiting for Ash.
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Postby ONeillSG1 on Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:49 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:Hmmm...Johnny Cash is a great name. And Cash rhymes with lots of stuff.

A Boy Named Cash (not Sue)

There once was a boy named Cash
He would, at times, IPAMPILASH
He spent his time in teh Zone
Looking for someone to bone
But Jaina was waiting for Ash.


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