John-Locke wrote:There was an old man from Nantucket
Who wanted to fly a Rocket
The Rocket went BANG
His Bollocks went CLANG
And he found his Dick in his pocket.
Lord Voldemoo wrote:John-Locke wrote:There was an old man from Nantucket
Who wanted to fly a Rocket
The Rocket went BANG
His Bollocks went CLANG
And he found his Dick in his pocket.
We should start a joke thread. Is there one already started that I haven't seen?
TonyWilson wrote:Bloodletting by Saul Williams
Adam Balm wrote:TonyWilson wrote:Bloodletting by Saul Williams
Did everyone just scroll over this because it was too long or something? This is one of the most amazing things I've ever read.
I think I need to PM this to someone...
Man-in-the-Box wrote:Brilliant Wonkabar, Ok, let me give this a shot. Bear with me here, I'm not very good at this, but here goes
You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
St. Alphonzo wrote:TonyWilson wrote:Ok now that looks cool. Am I really missing out on not liking kiss then? I haven't heard any for a long while.
Certainly not missing anything by avoiding that movie. Didn't MST3K have their way with it some time ago?
Kiss haven't done anything worth mentioning in about 15 years.
Lord Voldemoo wrote:I'm not much of a poet, my words hardly rhyme
and as to their quality, they aint worth a dime
I have no illusions as to my creative potential
I have a better mind for numbers, random or sequential
but today I feel poetic, like one Willy Shakespeare
we have reason to party, to stand up and cheer
So everyone jump on this raucous bandwagon
for as of this post, I am a Real Dragon
Adam Balm wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.
DennisMM wrote:Whoo! Packers! Whoo!
(That most likely will make no sense to those of you who have not lived in the American upper Midwest.)
Lord Voldemoo wrote:I'm not much of a poet, my words hardly rhyme
and as to their quality, they aint worth a dime
I have no illusions as to my creative potential
I have a better mind for numbers, random or sequential
but today I feel poetic, like one Willy Shakespeare
we have reason to party, to stand up and cheer
So everyone jump on this raucous bandwagon
for as of this post, I am a Real Dragon
Lord Voldemoo wrote:Lord Voldemoo wrote:I'm not much of a poet, my words hardly rhyme
and as to their quality, they aint worth a dime
I have no illusions as to my creative potential
I have a better mind for numbers, random or sequential
but today I feel poetic, like one Willy Shakespeare
we have reason to party, to stand up and cheer
So everyone jump on this raucous bandwagon
for as of this post, I am a Real Dragon
I'm not much of a poet, my words hardly rhyme
and as to their quality, they aint worth a dime
I have no illusions as to my creative potential
I have a better mind for numbers, random or sequential
but today I feel poetic, like one Willy Shakespeare
we have reason to party, to stand up and cheer
So everyone clap as I take the stage
for as of this post, there's a Bomb in my Ribcage!
Adam Balm wrote:"Skinning the humps"
by Buffalo Bob
It puts the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again.
The Garbage Man wrote:Wrote this haiku in the lunch line:Clanging on the floor
Abandoned silverware
Where is your human?
The Garbage Man wrote:Wrote this haiku in the lunch line:Clanging on the floor
Abandoned silverware
Where is your human?
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