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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Tue May 01, 2012 10:05 pm

DerLanghaarige wrote:
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DerLanghaarige wrote:Am I the only one who understands Bane even LESS in the new trailer? He always mumbles his last words!
"Who are you?" "I am Gotham's mrunrnrnrnr."


That's just one word out of two sentences he has


I have the same problem with his second line. What the hell is the last word he says?



I've never had a problem understanding anybody in these trailers. I think you're all fucked in the head. We're three months from the fuckin' premier and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a movie. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Batdance' out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a mrunrnrnrnr!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby ironic name on Wed May 02, 2012 1:54 am

Halleluja, HOLY SHIT!

also, trailer analysis
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Wed May 02, 2012 7:56 am

Seriously, though, I thought it was a pretty good trailer. It's about time we got "some sensuality"!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Wed May 02, 2012 9:30 am

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nolan is pulling a lucas.





that sounded dirty.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Wed May 02, 2012 9:14 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
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nolan is pulling a lucas.





that sounded dirty.


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Worst Part's Almost Over on Sun May 27, 2012 6:47 pm

With the release of so many posters this week for the film, I went back and looked at the promotional posters for TDK today and the difference in quality is astounding. I'm not going to let a poster decide for me how good a film is, obviously, but I've got to admit being disappointed in the latest batch when compared with the TDK ones.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Sun May 27, 2012 11:05 pm

Worst Part's Almost Over wrote:With the release of so many posters this week for the film, I went back and looked at the promotional posters for TDK today and the difference in quality is astounding. I'm not going to let a poster decide for me how good a film is, obviously, but I've got to admit being disappointed in the latest batch when compared with the TDK ones.


Well, at this stage of the game I think it all boils down to laziness. They know the movie is gonna make a pile of money, so they're going the TWILIGHT route and just not giving a fuck.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Spandau Belly on Mon May 28, 2012 7:09 am

I really liked that first one of the buildings crumbling in the shape of the bat sign, after that the posters have been pretty lousy. Especially the one where they took those crumbling buildings and put a fireball coming out of the sky and then just pasted in Batman looking down on us.

But a lot of that has to do with how stupid I think Hathaway looks dressed as Catwoman. I still can't get over how you can have Marion Cotillard in this movie but not as Catwoman. Dear Christopher Nolan, please make up for this mistake by casting Cotillard as a Bond woman when you get to make your James Bond film.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby so sorry on Mon May 28, 2012 10:19 am

Spandau Belly wrote:I really liked that first one of the buildings crumbling in the shape of the bat sign, after that the posters have been pretty lousy. Especially the one where they took those crumbling buildings and put a fireball coming out of the sky and then just pasted in Batman looking down on us.

But a lot of that has to do with how stupid I think Hathaway looks dressed as Catwoman. I still can't get over how you can have Marion Cotillard in this movie but not as Catwoman. Dear Christopher Nolan, please make up for this mistake by casting Cotillard as a Bond woman when you get to make your James Bond film.



I couldn't agree more on all these points.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby so sorry on Tue May 29, 2012 12:36 pm



The Dark Knight XXX (porn parody) trailer (pretty much SFW).

Stick around to the end... that guy does a pretty good Ledger/Joker lip-smacking riff.

I still don't know how these guys get away with these rip offs without getting sued.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Wolfpack on Tue May 29, 2012 1:00 pm

Now we have a good guess as to where he got all those wonderful toys.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Tue May 29, 2012 1:06 pm

so sorry wrote:

The Dark Knight XXX (porn parody) trailer (pretty much SFW).

Stick around to the end... that guy does a pretty good Ledger/Joker lip-smacking riff.

I still don't know how these guys get away with these rip offs without getting sued.


i think once you call the real version of the film The Dark Knight Rises, you forfeit any right to sue for a pron parody.

yeah, that trailer doesn't look very interesting as an action film OR an xxx film. if they didn't say it was an xxx film, i would've thought it was just a crappy fanfic film.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby wharto on Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:28 pm

In the MTV footage there's a shot where Batman is behind/in front of a gate but looking at his jaw it looks like it's not Bale, could the rumours about Levitt's character be correct?
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby wharto on Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:41 pm

Just booked my tickets for the 1215 show on Friday 20th July, also some new footage from a British TV Advert here:http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=34235

Not sure if I've done the link correctly but there goes!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby so sorry on Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:26 pm

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I wish I knew what I was supposed to be looking at here... :oops:

Beside Brittany Murphy in the front giving me the double fingers....
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Ribbons on Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:50 pm

You recognize Brittany Murphy but not Christopher Nolan? Bah I say!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby The Vicar on Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:29 pm

Ribbons wrote:You recognize Brittany Murphy but not Christopher Nolan? Bah I say!


Nolan? Fine director but not the kind of eye candy our viewership laps up.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby ironic name on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:41 pm

3 words about tdkr: like a boss.
I appreciated the cribbing from kingdom come when batman learns how it feels to be left when you are still talking. but it's not superman.

FIRST MOVIE WAS A COMING OF AGE FILM, SECOND WAS A HIEST THRILLER, TDKR IS A WAR MOVIE.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby so sorry on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:14 pm

De fuck???? How'd you see it already?
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby BuckyO'harre on Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:52 pm

so sorry wrote:De fuck???? How'd you see it already?



He's an Ozlander. Their release was a day earlier than ours.
Midnight screening,tomorrow for us,today for them,etc.

Lucky, time traveling bastages.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby so sorry on Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:03 am

Wow, Hårry just TRASHED DKR on the mothersite. I had to stop reading because he was really laying out spoilers that I didn't want to read, but man 'o man, he blasted it. Can only imagine what that TB is going to be like.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Wolfpack on Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:22 am

Some dude killed 14 people at a Colorado screening of this film. Really could have used a Batman then.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:51 pm

Wolfpack wrote:Some dude killed 14 people at a Colorado screening of this film. Really could have used a Batman then.


this movie franchise just can't escape tragedy.... this mass shooting... the death of heath ledger before the previous film's release... the casting of katie holmes in BB... it's like these films are cursed or something. with that, i'd humbly suggest discussing the shooting in this thread instead of here (even though it's a theater and not a school). whatever this nut's motive was, whether he thought he was the joker or whatever, i think and hope we can all agree that shooting has nothing to do with the movie itself and everything to do with this dude's messed up psyche. all the inevitable discussions about media influence and gun control are more suited to that thread, and i'd like to be able to come to this thread for actual discussion of the movie itself.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby so sorry on Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:11 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
Wolfpack wrote:Some dude killed 14 people at a Colorado screening of this film. Really could have used a Batman then.


this movie franchise just can't escape tragedy.... this mass shooting... the death of heath ledger before the previous film's release... the casting of katie holmes in BB... it's like these films are cursed or something. with that, i'd humbly suggest discussing the shooting in this thread instead of here (even though it's a theater and not a school). whatever this nut's motive was, whether he thought he was the joker or whatever, i think and hope we can all agree that shooting has nothing to do with the movie itself and everything to do with this dude's messed up psyche. all the inevitable discussions about media influence and gun control are more suited to that thread, and i'd like to be able to come to this thread for actual discussion of the movie itself.



Agreed. Now I just have to get my ass to the movie so I can come back here to talk about it!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby SilentBobX on Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:37 am

I've just read Harold's trashing of the film on the main site. I have to say, if nothing else, he sure loves him some Dark Knight Batman I'll say that.

After seeing it yesterday(IMAX sold out but no big loss), I have to say at the absolute worst, it's a letdown, and the roads the characters depart from is a bit unnnerving and takes me out of it at times. Yes, Alfred becomes whiny and not the friend to the end we've been led to believe he is(in Nolan's universe) and I'm a bit taken aback at the treatment and development of Bruce Wayne, who's become a fop and is now a reclusive shut-in(make your own comic book fan joke yourself). I still wish I knew what the fuck he was DOING for 8 years, given what happens to Wayne Industries AND Batman.

Here's a few highlights(spoilertext)

Look for Pittsburgh Steelers Big Ben and Hines Ward during the opening shot of the players at the stadium

Changing Banefrom south american to apparently british.. it's weird but not a terrible choice

I like that there is no venom in the story. Call me crazy but the whole super steroid angle doesn't do it for me

When Bane and his croniesget all of Bruce's toys from the warehouse? Shit gets real.

Having Bruce lose all his money, give what's left to Alfred at the end and walk away with Selina as apparent lovers? BULLSHIT

The death of Bat........Manuel via a big kaboom is actually a cool moment

Bruce has a protruding piece of spinal cord after being given a backbreaker but is apparently healable after several weeks by merely pusing it back in? Even Dr. House would call bullshit on that.

And so much for all that......

I'm not sure what to make of Gary Oldman's Commissioner Gordon, who's not really involved until the third act except that this is a role that could've been written a little better. And Joseph Gordon Levitt does good but his whole being promoted to detective then quitting at the end is bullshit. Alfred barely registers to me in this due to his role devolving from loyal manservant to whiny drama queen and its sad. I do like Morgan Freeman's Lucious Fox character but its a reduced role as well. And Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is the only female character in the entire movie with any real depth but that's not saying much. At least she's better than Halle Berry.

The Bat-jet(which is what I call it) is probably the coolest thing in the movie oddly enough. Bats going to town taking out bad guys is enjoyable but its a big fall from when he used his toys and resources to take down Joker and his baddies in Dark Knight. Which leads me to wonder why Batman never used more of his gadgets seeing as how he had 8 years of rust on him in this. The first fight with Bane is a major disappointment. It's more of a UFC fight with Bane spouting throwaway lines as he takes a very unprepared Batman down. Again, why no gadgets? It's almost as if he wants to lose. The second fight they have(after alot of story padding) is equally bad but of course with a different result.

The rest of the movie is more of an Escape From New York type knockoff with a big nuke being a centerpiece. I would've liked to see another DC hero(Gangbuster, Huntress or Wild Dog) maybe do a Snake Plissken type rescue or assassination attempt but fail and have to return with their tail between their legs.

It's inevitable that it would be compared to Avengers(which took things to a cosmic level and paid off bigtime) and Dark Knight, which had a better story and characters. I'm just taken aback at how the characters were treated, the story we're given and its execution. I don't really hate it but it was a disappointment and a letdown.

PS, no post credits sequence? BULLSHIT

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:26 am

yeah, i thought it was a bit of a letdown too. Bane as a character and a villain was pretty underwhelming. never got a sense for what it was that was supposed to make him so strong and menacing. and while he seemed fairly intelligent (although the real smarts resided somewhere else) it's hard to feel that intimidated by a guy who sounds like captain picard in a gas mask. for someone we're supposed to believe can take down the batman (even if it's a rusty, returning from retirement after 8 years batman) he just never felt like that much of a threat. they were probably never going to top heath ledger's joker, but i hoped for more than this from bane.

i don't agree with all of harry's criticisms (maybe because i'm not a batman comics fanboy and barely know the character outside the movies) but i can understand where he's coming from in a lot of them. the 1st half of the film felt slow and waiting for batman's inevitable return got a bit tiresome. i mean, you know it's coming, but it takes so long to get there, with lots of arguing and whining and agonizing on the parts of all the characters. it felt like an origin story with all the origin parts taken out, and all the waiting left behind. the 2nd part i enjoyed better, but it felt a little rushed. i would've liked to see a bit more of banesville, gotham city and this part of the film felt oddly rushed and never got a real sense of what it was like for the people living there. i felt like i was filling in the blanks for them a lot through these parts. and the ending... felt like suddenly i was watching M. Night Shyamalan's The Dark Knight Rises. twist after twist, some worked better than others, some were just plain groan-inducing Robin?. it never felt like BB and TDK depended on plot twists, in fact one of the greatest strengths of TDK is the feeling of inevitability and momentum towards doom, a dread that builds up over that film, like you feel like you know what's coming, and batman is fighting against it but there's no real hope of stopping it. the one "twist" in TDK (gordon's faked death) is also the weakest part of that film. and BB didn't really have any twists that i can think of. this film seemed to depend on them too much, and it felt a bit lazy.

character-wise... i'm ok with the whole bruce wayne as retired recluse thing at the beginning of the film, i just thought it took too long to get past that part. his character's journey over the film, overall i was ok with, and bale was still as good as he was in previous films, even if the writing and surrounding characters weren't. i don't know if it was conscious or on purpose, but it seemed like alfred dominated the first bruce-wayne-centric half and gordon the 2nd batman-centric half... alfred disappearing for the 2nd half i think was to the film's detriment. alfred's final scene was nice, despite how telegraphed it seemed in retrospect (i would've loved it if they built us up to expect bruce wayne to turn around.... and then he doesn't, and it's the final gut punch to show that he really is dead... but instead we get him with selina kyle giving alfred the nod, just like you expect... and speaking of, i don't buy him ending up with catwoman either.... it fits in with the clean slate idea, they both need a clean slate and get it together, but despite some occasional flirting, the film never establishes a basis for an actual romance between those two characters, or anything that would suggest they would end up together. i'd like to think it was just a fling, or even that they're just platonic pals who get together to reminisce about their superhero days and bruce used it to tip his hat to alfred at the same time.). anne hathaway was decent as catwoman, certainly no michelle pfeiffer but expecting her to compete with pfeiffer would be like expecting bane to compete with the joker... it just wasn't going to happen. her character made sense in the context of nolan's bat-verse. and she looked good enough in the catsuit, though you have to be pretty ugly to not look good in a catsuit.

overall, this kind of felt like Return of the Jedi to TDK's Empire Strikes Back. TDK was a masterpiece, and masterpieces are pretty hard to follow up. TDKR is no masterpiece, it's uneven and feels a bit unfulfilling ultimately. probably would've seemed better overall if it wasn't living in TDK's shadow. i'd have to see it again to make any final judgments, but right now it's on about equal footing with Batman Begins to me, maybe a little below that film. oh, but i did enjoy seeing Scarecrow as the judge... that guy always turns up.... though it also made me wonder where the joker was during Bane's Reign. wouldn't he have been in the same prison, and also be released? would've loved to see Bane's plans get upended not by Batman, but by releasing the Joker and having him screw it all up.... but for obvious reasons i guess that wasn't going to happen. maybe bane and talia al ghul decided he was too dangerous to let out with the other criminals and kept him locked away the whole time.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby SilentBobX on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:43 pm

Baxter, maybe I can answer whyJoker's not in the prison due to maybe him being in Arkham Asylum and Bane didn't bother letting him or any other patient out. But yes, he should've been at least mentioned And I totally agree the film was slow in way too many spots and took too long to get going and by the time it did, too much had gone by to give us the impact I was expecting. I also feel that the whole part of Brucebeing in a prison supposedly halfway around the world seemed a bit of overkill. I mean, they flew him there just to leave him? I don't see the motivation for such an elaborate effort.

One other thing I forgot to mention, is it just me or was the cops vs. Bane's army showdown the most bloodless mass fight scene ever? I mean Modine takes apparently a half clip and not ONE drop of blood. I know it's PG13 but sheesh. And in the entire series(including Burton's first) you gotta love the contradiction of during the fight he shares with Catwoman he says 'no gun' (except for the ones on the bat-pod, bat-jet, and the ones on previous vehicles.

I don't want to lavish hate on it but it seems like Nolan and the entire writing team were rushing this just to end it with no real forethought and were more interested in the sight and sound of the film(my ears are still ringing from the noise) than in the story.


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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:06 pm

SilentBobX wrote:Baxter, maybe I can answer whyJoker's not in the prison due to maybe him being in Arkham Asylum and Bane didn't bother letting him or any other patient out. But yes, he should've been at least mentioned


but wouldn't scarecrow also have been in arkham asylum? it was seeing him as the judge that made me wonder about joker

SilentBobX wrote:And I totally agree the film was slow in way too many spots and took too long to get going and by the time it did, too much had gone by to give us the impact I was expecting. I also feel that the whole part of Brucebeing in a prison supposedly halfway around the world seemed a bit of overkill. I mean, they flew him there just to leave him? I don't see the motivation for such an elaborate effort.


i think the motive was for bruce wayne to feel the same suffering that bane felt when he was in that prison. i guess bane isn't really creative enough to figure out a way to make him suffer that much somewhere closer to gotham. although getting wayne/batman out of and as far from gotham as possible was probably also part of the motive. the logistics of it didn't really bother me that much, i mean you can fly halfway around the world in a day these days, probably even faster if you have access to wayne corporation technology... didn't bother me any more than wayne flying halfway around the world to pick up that asian banker guy in TDK. and it's not like bane had to fly him there personally. wayne's back was broken, i think he could trust the job to some of his henchmen for a few days

SilentBobX wrote:One other thing I forgot to mention, is it just me or was the cops vs. Bane's army showdown the most bloodless mass fight scene ever? I mean Modine takes apparently a half clip and not ONE drop of blood. I know it's PG13 but sheesh. And in the entire series(including Burton's first) you gotta love the contradiction of during the fight he shares with Catwoman he says 'no gun' (except for the ones on the bat-pod, bat-jet, and the ones on previous vehicles.


yeah they pussied out on that a bit. that should have been some saving private ryan/braveheart shit. plus they totally missed an opportunity to have gordon yell "they can take gotham city, but they canna' take.... OUR FREEDOM!"

SilentBobX wrote:I don't want to lavish hate on it but it seems like Nolan and the entire writing team were rushing this just to end it with no real forethought and were more interested in the sight and sound of the film(my ears are still ringing from the noise) than in the story.


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that's how it felt to me. this one could've use a few more minutes in the oven.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:15 pm

Overall, I'd say this movie was pretty lumpy but I enjoyed it. I kinda wish there had been more stuff with JGL going around helping kids and doing cop shit.

Also, they totally fooled me for a minute or so into thinking that BATMAN FUCKING NUKED HIMSELF. I'm really glad they didn't go that route, though, because it's actually pretty funny and ridiculous when you think about it. And Ewan MacGregor basically did the same thing in ANGELS AND DEMONS.

The Thalia reveal was pretty weak, but I'd say most people went into this film knowing ahead of time. Which makes me wonder why she kept it a secret so long. How much did they really gain that late in the game?

They got me with the little boy Bane is a actually a little girl switcheroo though. I felt pretty silly.

The ending I thought was actually really beautiful, even though they telegraphed that fucker early. I still got major heart-wood, though.

Other boner moments:

Batman's first appearance, the Bat flying out of the alley, and Bruce climbing out of the fucking hole. and maybe Selina blasting the fuck out of Bane.

This movie feels so different from the last two. I agree with the negatives that have been mentioned and characters getting sidelined and one that wasn't mentioned which was Bane learning the truth about Harvey from the speech Gordon wrote and was apparently carrying in his coat for several days where anybody could find it.

That was probably the clumsiest part of the movie for me. And this movie is...kinda clumsy. Not bad, but I think they needed a few more rewrites to iron out the kinks.

Anyway, I'll have to watch this a few more times before the resentment sets in and I begin to really pick it apart.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:39 am

caruso_stalker217 wrote:This movie feels so different from the last two. I agree with the negatives that have been mentioned and characters getting sidelined and one that wasn't mentioned which was Bane learning the truth about Harvey from the speech Gordon wrote and was apparently carrying in his coat for several days where anybody could find it.


the worst part of that for me was the idea that anybody would actually believe it. some masked dude blows up the city and the football team, traps all the police underground, and then reads a "speech" which he claims Gordon wrote, and everyone's gonna say "oh yeah i totally believe that guy." maybe not every did believe it, but Robin did. wouldn't it have been easy for Gordon to just say "i never wrote that, he's making it up" and who are you gonna believe, the upstanding police commissioner or the guy who's blowing up prisons and letting all the criminals loose?

speaking of sloppy, i also wondered how batman figured out that the bomb was going to explode in 24 hours. i thought only bane's people and a few of the good guys trapped on the island knew about that. Quinn from Dexter didn't know about it, since he wouldn't let Robin take the orphans across the bridge and didn't believe him the bomb was going to blow anyway. if the military didn't know about it, the TV didn't know about it, and batman was stuck in a prison hole halfway across the world, how'd he learn it? he mentions it almost the first moment he shows back up in gotham, but no indication of how he figured it out. and i don't buy that he knew because it was his reactor, because still, how do you know PRECISELY that it's gonna blow the next day when you don't even know how many days the core's been removed from the reactor?

caruso_stalker217 wrote:Also, they totally fooled me for a minute or so into thinking that BATMAN FUCKING NUKED HIMSELF.


hey, at least he didn't save himself by hiding in a fridge. knew internet meme... NUKED THE BATMAN
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Peven on Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:54 am

I liked it, not as good as its predecessor, a minor let-down but not a failure by any means. Bale really sounds like Clint Eastwood this time out when he is wearing the cowl. Catwoman is practically un-needed, probably would have been better if they had left her stuff on the cutting room floor and figured out some other way for Bruce Wayne's fingerprints to be lifted. also, aside from wearing some tight outfit she had almost zero sex appeal, exuded nothing remotely close to the feline sultry presence of Michelle Pfeiffer. these movies from the start have had a feel as if Gotham exists on its own as some sort of city-state, the events unfold with little regard to the "outside world", how the events fit into those of the nation as a whole and this installment follows suite, the entire city held hostage for months and the police force trapped underground, the people of Gotham seemingly left on their own to fend for themselves. I am probably in the minority but I want to see the movie that shows Robin's ascent to the hero of Gotham, I like the way his character was built over the course of this movie.

in terms of overall tone, I just feel this movie lacks the power of TDK, Hardy does a pretty good job with the body language of Bane but without being able to show any facial expressions his performance simply can't come close to Ledger's Joker, and the storyline here is too meandering unlike the steady building to climax that was TDK. also, whereas TDK had an overall feeling of BLACK, of NIGHT, TDKR feels more.....GRAY....or dusk
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Postby ironic name on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:10 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:FUCK YOU, NOLAN!

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Postby Seppuku on Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:52 pm

I think Tom Hardy was doing a Brian Blessed impression.
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Postby SilentBobX on Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:20 pm

No Tom Hardy was imitating Jeremy Irons while wearing a silver facehugger that apparently didn't have an ovipositor.


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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:40 pm

Seppuku wrote:I think Tom Hardy was doing a Brian Blessed impression.


He sounded like he was doing an impression of Sean Connery doing an impression of Ghandi.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:47 pm

TheBaxter wrote:speaking of sloppy, i also wondered how batman figured out that the bomb was going to explode in 24 hours. i thought only bane's people and a few of the good guys trapped on the island knew about that. Quinn from Dexter didn't know about it, since he wouldn't let Robin take the orphans across the bridge and didn't believe him the bomb was going to blow anyway. if the military didn't know about it, the TV didn't know about it, and batman was stuck in a prison hole halfway across the world, how'd he learn it? he mentions it almost the first moment he shows back up in gotham, but no indication of how he figured it out. and i don't buy that he knew because it was his reactor, because still, how do you know PRECISELY that it's gonna blow the next day when you don't even know how many days the core's been removed from the reactor?


Bat-Sense.

TheBaxter wrote:hey, at least he didn't save himself by hiding in a fridge. knew internet meme... NUKED THE BATMAN


I am on board with this.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Spandau Belly on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:01 am

So I really did see this movie last night and I thought it was pretty weak. If you scroll back through this thread you can see me talking about threequels and how they typically lack vision and so they undo the thematic progression of the second installment in order to rehash the first film. This film could be the posterchild for threequels in that respect. Once again The League of Shadows uses a false figurehead (Bane this time instead of Ken Watanbe) so that a charming mastermind can pull the strings out of sight. Once again their plot is to steal a weapon from Wayne Enterprises and use it to punish Gotham City for its decadence or corruption or something. Once again, The League loves making Batman climb (this time out of a hole prison instead of a mountain) and leaving him for dead instead of just killing him. So, although I did not expect such a blatant rehash, I went into this movie expecting a rehash and had made my peace with that hoping that I would at least get some entertaining scenes of Nolan doing the things he does well (car chases and heist/infiltration sequences).

The movie was so-so. I think every aspect of it was mishandled, but not gravely so. And since I didn't expect much, I wasn't disappointed. There's way too much plotting at the front end of this thing before they get to the story they want to tell, or at least the one I was most interested in seeing, and even that wasn't really done with the dedication it needed or deserved.

The front half of this movie is just a lot of red herrings and misdirection. Batman's first rise and return is not compelling to watch: he builds a knee brace and is then fine. His second rise and return is the compelling one, but by then they don't have the time to give it the weight it needs so they have Wayne meet a prison chiropractor, do a couple push-ups and then he's fine. They should’ve just started the film with Bane breaking his back and throwing him in prison so they could focus the middle act on his escape.

Wayne escapes from a hellish prison that wasn’t hellish enough for my tastes and returns to an apocalyptic Gotham that wasn't apocalyptic enough for my tastes. Everybody at that prison just seems like a bunch of nice old guys who you’d find playing chess in the park. Everybody seems clean and well fed. They even have tv. And when you go to escape, that prison even had a dude who puts a harness on you like it’s some rock climbing gym at a resort. Which way to the zipline and wavepool? And even though all the convicts have been let loose in Gotham and armed with assault rifles, it really just looks the same as always. Nobody seems to have any trouble keeping clean and safe. Even those cops trapped underground for months seem to be able to shave, groom their hair, and wash their uniforms.

They come at the Bane character from several different angles, but never really sell any of them. They don’t seem to make up their minds as to what they’re going for with this character.

The most pointless being how they try to depict him as an anarchist posing as a class warrior. They never show him playing Robin Hood and robbing the rich and giving to the poor to win the people’s loyalty and then betraying it. I don’t think anybody would trust this guy for a minute. How he’s able to strut around ruling Gotham on moral authority is absurd.

They also try to depict Bane as a cult leader and as a lover, both of which are also fails. They say he recruits teen street orphans for his inner circle, but how he gets them to be so fiercely loyal is never shown. They die for him without blinking. We really needed to see him psychologically manipulating them. If you watch MATHA MARCY MAY MARLENE you can see lots of good examples of scenes showing how the cult leader gives these lost souls a home, a purpose, and the illusion of love but undercuts it with menace. They needed to have at least a couple of moments like that in here. And when Bane is revealed to be Talia’s lover he’s just introduced as an employee. I would’ve liked to see a more tender moment between those two so we can feel the power of their bond or Talia’s power over Bane instead of just being told.

Although hugely bloated at the front end the only plot point that actually annoyed me was setting up JGL as the successor. I really didn’t think Nolan would do something as tacky as that. All and all, this movie is okay, but I don’t think I’ll ever make any effort to watch it again.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Heyoucantlaughatthat on Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:14 pm

Saw it a couple of nights ago and was pretty disappointed. To me, the movie was just kind of bizarre.

People are giving Harry so much shit about him not liking it, but I do a agree with what he says. I hate that Batman was retired for 8 years. If Batman has a superpower, it's his willpower. Batman doesn't quit. But in the context of the movie, with Batman taking the blame for everything at the end of TDK, I guess it makes sense.

The first two thirds of the movie had some kind of underlying, half-baked class warfare message that never really resonated for me. I could never tell exactly what it was that that Bane/ the League of Shadows wanted. Were they asking the people of Gotham to rise up, or did they just want to nuke Gotham and start fresh?

The one sequence that made me kinda stand up and cheer was when Batman first returned, chasing Bane away from the stock market and then fleeing from the cops in the BAT. But that was ONE scene out of the whole movie that just felt RIGHT.

The sequence where Bane "breaks" Batman was strange and disappointing. I noticed that there was zero soundtrack playing in the background. It wasn't sinister, it was clinical and procedural. It should have been heartbreaking but it wasn't.

I like what Spandau Belly said about the prison in regards to how timid it was. None of the guys there were very scary. And who the hell runs this prison? All it would take is a single armed guard standing at the top and no one would ever be able to escape.

I think they really shot themselves in the foot by trying to stretch this movie out over a period of months. Everything got muddled and Wayne's recovery lost all credibility. Bane/Batman jetsetted from to Gotham to Mesopotamia or wherever the hell that damn prison was in minutes.

There were so many things that just felt OFF to me, from the ENTIRE GOTHAM POLICE FORCE(except main characters Blake and Gordon) getting "tricked" into being trapped underground (while Bane's men kept them fed and watered- again, they're about to nuke the city. Why bother?) to that whole weird little court setup where Scarecrow was the judge.

I also hated the scene where all the cops, who had just been trapped in the sewers for how long? A month? blindly charged down that narrow street against the dozens of armed mercenaries and 3 tumbler tanks. Come onnn. Not to mention those "badass" special forces guys (who came from where exactly?) that organized a resistance that lasted about 5 minutes before they were strung up from a bridge, cartel-style.

I apologize, I know my thoughts are super scattered, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around this awkward behemoth. I see people acknowledging the movie's flaws and still saying it was an "epic" conclusion, but I don't think I would bequeath epic status on this movie. I just didn't like it.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:02 pm

Heyoucantlaughatthat wrote:I also hated the scene where all the cops, who had just been trapped in the sewers for how long? A month? blindly charged down that narrow street against the dozens of armed mercenaries and 3 tumbler tanks. Come onnn.


I couldn't help but notice that Bane's army was firing at the ground a good three feet ahead of the cops for most of that charge.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby SilentBobX on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:06 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:
Heyoucantlaughatthat wrote:I also hated the scene where all the cops, who had just been trapped in the sewers for how long? A month? blindly charged down that narrow street against the dozens of armed mercenaries and 3 tumbler tanks. Come onnn.


I couldn't help but notice that Bane's army was firing at the ground a good three feet ahead of the cops for most of that charge.


Not to mention they looked pretty clean and well organized for being down there for so long. You put 3 people in a room for 45 minutes these days and they'd emerge with blood on their hands and hating each other.



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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby Spandau Belly on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:42 pm

I can't believe those cops would all funnel down one street making their numbers meaningless and charging straight at automatic weapons. Didn't those cops read 300 or SIN CITY or see the movies? Those should be required reading for anybody living in a Frank Miller universe!
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:46 pm

Spandau Belly wrote:I can't believe those cops would all funnel down one street making their numbers meaningless and charging straight at automatic weapons. Didn't those cops read 300 or SIN CITY or see the movies? Those should be required reading for anybody living in a Frank Miller universe!


Hey, they had Matthew fucking Modine leading them. Victory was never an option.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:26 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:
Spandau Belly wrote:I can't believe those cops would all funnel down one street making their numbers meaningless and charging straight at automatic weapons. Didn't those cops read 300 or SIN CITY or see the movies? Those should be required reading for anybody living in a Frank Miller universe!


Hey, they had Matthew fucking Modine leading them. Victory was never an option.


i just realized something. i guess we did get to see Bane vs the Joker in this film after all.


Gotham's reckoning is only a few days away, and the cops of the Gotham City Police Dept are salty. They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. The detectives are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control. The GCPD does not want robots. The GCPD wants killers. The GCPD wants to build indestructible men, men without fear.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby GothamAlleys on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:20 pm

I was incredibly surprised by the movie. I thought its gonna be good, but also thought it may also try too much to play for expectations, so therefore be either similar to TDK and playing it safe, or just be ridiculously dark cause its an in thing right now (which would be really disappointing, since the dark.light feel should come out naturally from the story, not be something preplanned and forced, not to mention the whole grunge thing by now became way overdone and a cliché already, something Ridley Scott said himself).

But no, TDKR is its own movie and flows naturally, and is an amazing, amazing ending to a trilogy. Perhaps as a standalone it wouldn’t work as good because you then don’t have preattachment to the characters and don’t understand the full circle sort of an aspect of it, but anyone watching TDKR first is like someone watching Return of The Jedi first

I had two reservations before I saw the movie. One was Hathaway as Catwoman. Im sorry but for me shes not attractive at all, at least from neck up. I was surprised for a second that she got cast as someone whos supposed to be stunning beauty, but then second later I remembered Goldenthal in TDK, and realized that perhaps Nolan wants to play it more realistically, and not populate the movie with poster girls and models. Looks aside, I just didn’t see how Hathaway can portray Catwoman, but boy oh boy, she just nailed the character through the ground. She completely nailed it to a T.

The second thing I didn’t like was The Bat. I thought the idea of a flying vehicle alone was out of place and over the top in Nolan batverse that he created, but he made it work perfectly for the story and blend in seamlessly

What also helped a lot was that in first time since maybe a decade or so, I avoided spoilers. I usually read everything possible, cause I hate waiting with passion, but this time I only saw the first trailer and even avoided TV spots. Thanks to that, I had my share of quite a few surprised WTFs in the last 20 minutes of the film

Bane is my #2 favorite villain since his inception, and this was the Bane I loved from the comic books. People complain about the voice, but for me, his mocking accent and way of speaking was almost everything he had to portray the character since his face was covered, and he got the character through with just his way of speech beautifully.

Also, Nolan has a way of making things that don’t work (IMO) work. For example, I have always disliked Ras al Ghul in comics, for me he was the most boring villain of them all along with Zeus. Just a wizard in a cape, so uninteresting next to such fascinating galley of villains Batman had. Yet, I loved Ras in BB. In this movie, Nolan decided to use Talia and Banes romance aspect from the comics. In comics, this was one of the reasons why I stopped reading the series, I thought the mere idea of such thing is silly, unnecessary drama, and completely out of character for Bane. Yet in the movie it worked perfectly

And the ending was just beautiful, and yes, I didn’t suspect anything

And action? Wow, I don’t know when Nolan got so good with it, but it was fantastic
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby tapehead on Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:34 pm

ironic name wrote:http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/2012/07/the_dark_knight_rises_a_hero_a.html


It's a great analysis - did you manage to get through it yet?
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:05 pm

Who needs a new Mad Max movie when we could just film an Aussie Zoner meetup? :|
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises Discussion Thread

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:07 pm

tapehead wrote:
ironic name wrote:http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/2012/07/the_dark_knight_rises_a_hero_a.html


It's a great analysis - did you manage to get through it yet?


I thought it was really well written.
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