burlivesleftnut wrote:Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how do you get your image below your message to show? Trying to get a signature, partially to reply to one of your posts.
Anyone?
I'm happy with Craig, but not 100%
I already posted this and you apparently ignored it.
John-Locke wrote:I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.
He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.
John-Locke wrote:I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?
John-Locke wrote:Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.
Bluebottle wrote:This TImothy Dalton
The Evening Standard wrote:According to a leaked memo from film producers, Craig was head and shoulders above his rivals for the part.
Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10.
Bluebottle wrote:Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?
I'm not burl.
John-Locke wrote:You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.
Kirk, don't go changing.
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.
Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.
The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.
Or shall I just strip off in front of them?
Flumm wrote:John-Locke wrote:You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.
Kirk, don't go changing.
I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"
In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.
lol Kirk
vicious_bastard wrote:Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg
Bluebottle wrote:Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg
oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.
vicious_bastard wrote:Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.
Flumm wrote:Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg
Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...
[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]
Just copy and paste that into the signature box.
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