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by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:52 pm

Burl, are you a Leno or Letterman man?

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:53 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how do you get your image below your message to show? Trying to get a signature, partially to reply to one of your posts.

Anyone?

I'm happy with Craig, but not 100%

I already posted this and you apparently ignored it.

No, just didn't understand it, and now it's gone.

Leave Dalton alone everyone. That was a decision he made, to star in that film. He's done comedy before, Hawks, and Fran Drescher is well boinkable.

He also bet the shit outta Flash Gordon.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:53 pm

I think Craig is too skinny.

by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:55 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:I think Craig is too skinny.

He was pretty ripped in Layer Cake.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:59 pm

No this is who needs to be Bond:

by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:02 pm

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:07 pm

I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.

He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:16 pm

Still can't get this fucking image working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want it to appear in a message, and the message I want to contain a quote from a previous message.

FUCK

THESE

MACHINES!!!!!!!!!

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:17 pm

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:19 pm

I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:19 pm

John-Locke wrote:I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.

He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.

I second that. I'm geninely stoked as to what they could bring with this film. I think Craig is easily the best chioce. There's just something fundementally dark about him. Which may not sound right, but think about Connery, espically when I see any of his work nowadays, he just looks like one big giant hard nut. A charismatic thug in a suit, who brings the smarts too.

People are saying that Craig could have been a good Bond villain too, and I totally agree, when you think about it, so would of Connery. Bond needs to a bring an atmosphere of danger with him, that isn't just about what ever background the audience has with the character, it needs to come from the actor, so that everytime you go the material, you're reminded of what made it work in the first place. Just like you're reminded with Connery.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:20 pm

You were laughing Burl, then you weren't. Now you're laughing again. Is this about my image (and I don't mean about my image as a ladies man on the interent)?

As to me, this image doesn't seem to be working at all (Now here I DO mean my image as a ladies man).

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:23 pm

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:23 pm

John-Locke wrote:I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?

OK, trying to get a signature image up, but I want it in a message which is gonna be quoting someone else's message.
WTF do I do!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm off to internet perve over Atomic Kitten's early days to clear my head.

Damn, Right Now was their best video ever. Those tracksuit bottoms. THOSE TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS!!!!!!

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:53 pm

This TImothy Dalton

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:57 pm

Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

You remember in ROTS when Anakin got burnt and he spent all that time trying to crawl up the slope with just his metal hand getting nowhere, and his head was all fucked up, just like his body, he was nearly dead, but was still trying with 1% of strength left?

That's how I feel about trying to do JUST ONE FUCKING SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only now, finally, do I understrand the meaning of my Avatar.

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:59 pm

Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:02 pm

John-Locke wrote:Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.

Oh John, you gentleman! When I saw your name appear as the latest post, in the Index, I thought you was The Emporer come to save me.

More like Lando, you stitch up motherfucker. I was gonna email you as well for help. gentleman.

I agree, this is more fun, even though the signature would've been a great joke. Too late now, after all this shit.

Hmm, what's all this carbonite doing trying to stick to me? OH FUCK!!!

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:02 pm

I'm not. I deleted my instructions already!

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:03 pm

Whoops, I just sent him some help, or tried to anyway... it pains me to see him thrashing around like, although I would have preffered to laugh for a bit first...

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:06 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

I'm not burl.

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:06 pm

You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:10 pm

No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.

Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.

The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.

Or shall I just strip off in front of them?

by **vicious_bastard** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:10 pm

Bluebottle wrote:This TImothy Dalton

Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?

Nice to hear reasons, if this is to be believed

The Evening Standard wrote:According to a leaked memo from film producers, Craig was head and shoulders above his rivals for the part.

Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10.

Damn right! Despite my chin views, I am actually looking forward to seeing him in action. He has already promised a much darker character.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:11 pm

Bluebottle wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

I'm not burl.

I'm someone with a headache. Time to quit while I'm a head.

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:12 pm

John-Locke wrote:You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"

In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.

lol Kirk

:wink:

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:13 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:No this is who needs to be Bond:

hot.

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:13 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.

Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.

The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.

Or shall I just strip off in front of them?

Get on the bus, then strip off infront of them.

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:15 pm

Flumm wrote:
John-Locke wrote:You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"

In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.

lol Kirk

Is that a real song???

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:15 pm

vicious_bastard wrote:Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?

?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:16 pm

Yeah, I'm not sure who sings it...

...some retro cheesey ballad...

"Don't go changing, tryin to please meeeee... I love youuuu just the waaay you arrreee!!"

Anyone? It's in the same vain as the Carpenters one with "Why do birds, suddenly appear..."

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:18 pm

it's billy joel.

ick.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:18 pm

It was that studly gentleman, Barry White.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:19 pm

This didn't work either. Had to re-edit this, as the link gave away my real name, middle name and everything!!!!!! Fuck that was scary!

by **Bean** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:19 pm

How Craig beat his rivals

"Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10."

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:21 pm

Juse Law, too balding.

Hayden Christensen, too whiny.

Orlando Bloom, too girly.

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...

[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]

Just copy and paste that into the signature box.

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.

by **vicious_bastard** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:24 pm

Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:25 pm

Damn, edit too too late.

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:25 pm

Actually, I'm not even sure it will work from his computer will it...? I don't have a mac, is that a full link?

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:25 pm

Bluebottle wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.

ROFL!

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:26 pm

vicious_bastard wrote:Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:28 pm

Flumm wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...

[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]

Just copy and paste that into the signature box.

STUPID FUCKING COMPUTERS!!!! Yeah, and it's not me who's the stupid gentleman, why didn't anyone tell me about the tiny matter of the img being at the front as well. I did everything you told me.

Does the image show up then, when you click it?

Again, it's me who's wrongfully thought of to be the prat.

I'm quite angry now.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:29 pm

Your URL is fucked anyway, dorkimus.

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:30 pm

KIRK ANGRY

YOU NO LIKE KIRK WHEN HE ANGRY

KIRK SMASH PUNY HUMANS

BWHAHAHAHAH

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:31 pm

You've had stuff show up, where you're sig box has been before, so you're getting it in the right place. You also got to make sure you tick the allow signature, allow avatar options aswell.

by **bluebottle** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:32 pm

yeah, kirk, you're linking to a image file that's on your computer, it has to be hosted somewhere on the web.

by **John-Locke** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:33 pm

I think he's trying to link to something on his computer.

BWHAHAHAHAHA

by **Flumm** on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:42 pm

Yeah, as someone said, using an image from you're comp won't work

Find the picture you're gonna use, from where you orignally found it on the web, right click it, and choose "save image location"....

...then paste that into your message where you want your image to be...

...then put the tags around it.

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