BOND 25: No Time To Die

[MasterWhedon]

Burl, are you a Leno or Letterman man?

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Burl, how do you get your image below your message to show? Trying to get a signature, partially to reply to one of your posts.

Anyone?

I'm happy with Craig, but not 100%

I already posted this and you apparently ignored it.

No, just didn't understand it, and now it's gone.

Leave Dalton alone everyone. That was a decision he made, to star in that film. He's done comedy before, Hawks, and Fran Drescher is well boinkable.

He also bet the shit outta Flash Gordon.

[burlivesleftnut]

I think Craig is too skinny.

[MasterWhedon]

I think Craig is too skinny.

He was pretty ripped in Layer Cake.

[burlivesleftnut]

No this is who needs to be Bond:

[MasterWhedon]

[John-Locke]

I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.

He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Still can't get this fucking image working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want it to appear in a message, and the message I want to contain a quote from a previous message.

FUCK


THESE




MACHINES!!!!!!!!!

[burlivesleftnut]

LOL

[John-Locke]

I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?

[Flumm]

I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.

He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.

I second that. I'm geninely stoked as to what they could bring with this film. I think Craig is easily the best chioce. There's just something fundementally dark about him. Which may not sound right, but think about Connery, espically when I see any of his work nowadays, he just looks like one big giant hard nut. A charismatic thug in a suit, who brings the smarts too.

People are saying that Craig could have been a good Bond villain too, and I totally agree, when you think about it, so would of Connery. Bond needs to a bring an atmosphere of danger with him, that isn't just about what ever background the audience has with the character, it needs to come from the actor, so that everytime you go the material, you're reminded of what made it work in the first place. Just like you're reminded with Connery.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

You were laughing Burl, then you weren't. Now you're laughing again. Is this about my image (and I don't mean about my image as a ladies man on the interent)?

As to me, this image doesn't seem to be working at all (Now here I DO mean my image as a ladies man).

[burlivesleftnut]

LOL

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?

OK, trying to get a signature image up, but I want it in a message which is gonna be quoting someone else's message.
WTF do I do!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm off to internet perve over Atomic Kitten's early days to clear my head.

Damn, Right Now was their best video ever. Those tracksuit bottoms. THOSE TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS!!!!!!

[bluebottle]

This TImothy Dalton

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

You remember in ROTS when Anakin got burnt and he spent all that time trying to crawl up the slope with just his metal hand getting nowhere, and his head was all fucked up, just like his body, he was nearly dead, but was still trying with 1% of strength left?

That's how I feel about trying to do JUST ONE FUCKING SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Only now, finally, do I understrand the meaning of my Avatar.

[John-Locke]

Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.

Oh John, you gentleman! When I saw your name appear as the latest post, in the Index, I thought you was The Emporer come to save me.

More like Lando, you stitch up motherfucker. I was gonna email you as well for help. gentleman.

I agree, this is more fun, even though the signature would've been a great joke. Too late now, after all this shit.

Hmm, what's all this carbonite doing trying to stick to me? OH FUCK!!!

[burlivesleftnut]

I'm not. I deleted my instructions already!

[Flumm]

Whoops, I just sent him some help, or tried to anyway... it pains me to see him thrashing around like, although I would have preffered to laugh for a bit first...

[bluebottle]

Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

I'm not burl.

[John-Locke]

You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.

Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.

The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.

Or shall I just strip off in front of them?

[vicious_bastard]

This TImothy Dalton

Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?

Nice to hear reasons, if this is to be believed

According to a leaked memo from film producers, Craig was head and shoulders above his rivals for the part.

Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10.

Damn right! Despite my chin views, I am actually looking forward to seeing him in action. He has already promised a much darker character.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

I'm not burl.

I'm someone with a headache. Time to quit while I'm a head.

[Flumm]

You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"

In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.

lol Kirk

[bluebottle]

No this is who needs to be Bond:

hot.

[Flumm]

No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.

Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.

The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.

Or shall I just strip off in front of them?

Get on the bus, then strip off infront of them.

[John-Locke]

You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"

In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.

lol Kirk

Is that a real song???

[bluebottle]

Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?

?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[Flumm]

Yeah, I'm not sure who sings it...

...some retro cheesey ballad...

"Don't go changing, tryin to please meeeee... I love youuuu just the waaay you arrreee!!"

Anyone? It's in the same vain as the Carpenters one with "Why do birds, suddenly appear..."

[bluebottle]

it's billy joel.

ick.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

It was that studly gentleman, Barry White.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

This didn't work either. Had to re-edit this, as the link gave away my real name, middle name and everything!!!!!! Fuck that was scary!

[Bean]

How Craig beat his rivals

"Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10."

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Juse Law, too balding.



Hayden Christensen, too whiny.



Orlando Bloom, too girly.

[Flumm]

file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...

[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]


Just copy and paste that into the signature box.

[bluebottle]

file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.

[vicious_bastard]

Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Damn, edit too too late.

[Flumm]

Actually, I'm not even sure it will work from his computer will it...? I don't have a mac, is that a full link?

[burlivesleftnut]

file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.

ROFL!

[bluebottle]

Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg

Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...

[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]


Just copy and paste that into the signature box.

STUPID FUCKING COMPUTERS!!!! Yeah, and it's not me who's the stupid gentleman, why didn't anyone tell me about the tiny matter of the img being at the front as well. I did everything you told me.

Does the image show up then, when you click it?

Again, it's me who's wrongfully thought of to be the prat.

I'm quite angry now.

[burlivesleftnut]

Your URL is fucked anyway, dorkimus.

[John-Locke]

KIRK ANGRY

YOU NO LIKE KIRK WHEN HE ANGRY

KIRK SMASH PUNY HUMANS

BWHAHAHAHAH

[Flumm]

You've had stuff show up, where you're sig box has been before, so you're getting it in the right place. You also got to make sure you tick the allow signature, allow avatar options aswell.

[bluebottle]

yeah, kirk, you're linking to a image file that's on your computer, it has to be hosted somewhere on the web.

[John-Locke]

I think he's trying to link to something on his computer.

BWHAHAHAHAHA

[Flumm]

Yeah, as someone said, using an image from you're comp won't work

Find the picture you're gonna use, from where you orignally found it on the web, right click it, and choose "save image location"....

...then paste that into your message where you want your image to be...

...then put the tags around it.