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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:52 pm
by MasterWhedon
Burl, are you a Leno or Letterman man?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:53 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
burlivesleftnut wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how do you get your image below your message to show? Trying to get a signature, partially to reply to one of your posts.

Anyone?

I'm happy with Craig, but not 100%


I already posted this and you apparently ignored it.


No, just didn't understand it, and now it's gone.

Leave Dalton alone everyone. That was a decision he made, to star in that film. He's done comedy before, Hawks, and Fran Drescher is well boinkable.

He also bet the shit outta Flash Gordon.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:53 pm
by burlivesleftnut
I think Craig is too skinny.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:55 pm
by MasterWhedon
burlivesleftnut wrote:I think Craig is too skinny.

He was pretty ripped in Layer Cake.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:59 pm
by burlivesleftnut
No this is who needs to be Bond:

Image

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:02 pm
by MasterWhedon
ImageImageImage

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:07 pm
by John-Locke
I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.

He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:16 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Still can't get this fucking image working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want it to appear in a message, and the message I want to contain a quote from a previous message.

FUCK


THESE




MACHINES!!!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:17 pm
by burlivesleftnut
LOL

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:19 pm
by John-Locke
I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:19 pm
by Flumm
John-Locke wrote:I think Daniel Craig could be the best Bond ever, EVER.

He is an actor of the Highest caliber, I don't think he's been bad or even mediocre in anything, including Tomb Raider, he can do pretty much any accent convincingly, unlike any of his predecessors. He's not so much a Ladies man as he is a Man's man, the fact that everyone I know said he should be Bond when they watched Layer Cake is surely proof that the studios are finally listening to the fans. Now we need to get a better director for this potenial masterpiece.


I second that. I'm geninely stoked as to what they could bring with this film. I think Craig is easily the best chioce. There's just something fundementally dark about him. Which may not sound right, but think about Connery, espically when I see any of his work nowadays, he just looks like one big giant hard nut. A charismatic thug in a suit, who brings the smarts too.

People are saying that Craig could have been a good Bond villain too, and I totally agree, when you think about it, so would of Connery. Bond needs to a bring an atmosphere of danger with him, that isn't just about what ever background the audience has with the character, it needs to come from the actor, so that everytime you go the material, you're reminded of what made it work in the first place. Just like you're reminded with Connery.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:20 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
You were laughing Burl, then you weren't. Now you're laughing again. Is this about my image (and I don't mean about my image as a ladies man on the interent)?

As to me, this image doesn't seem to be working at all (Now here I DO mean my image as a ladies man).

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:23 pm
by burlivesleftnut
LOL

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:23 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
John-Locke wrote:I cant see your avatar either Kirk, is there a problem my end or yours?


OK, trying to get a signature image up, but I want it in a message which is gonna be quoting someone else's message.
WTF do I do!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm off to internet perve over Atomic Kitten's early days to clear my head.

Damn, Right Now was their best video ever. Those tracksuit bottoms. THOSE TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:53 pm
by bluebottle
This TImothy Dalton

Image

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:57 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?

You remember in ROTS when Anakin got burnt and he spent all that time trying to crawl up the slope with just his metal hand getting nowhere, and his head was all fucked up, just like his body, he was nearly dead, but was still trying with 1% of strength left?

That's how I feel about trying to do JUST ONE FUCKING SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Only now, finally, do I understrand the meaning of my Avatar.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:59 pm
by John-Locke
Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:02 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
John-Locke wrote:Nobody tell Kirk how to do it, this is too funny.


Oh John, you gentleman! When I saw your name appear as the latest post, in the Index, I thought you was The Emporer come to save me.

More like Lando, you stitch up motherfucker. I was gonna email you as well for help. gentleman.

I agree, this is more fun, even though the signature would've been a great joke. Too late now, after all this shit.

Hmm, what's all this carbonite doing trying to stick to me? OH FUCK!!!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:02 pm
by burlivesleftnut
I'm not. I deleted my instructions already!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:03 pm
by Flumm
Whoops, I just sent him some help, or tried to anyway... it pains me to see him thrashing around like, although I would have preffered to laugh for a bit first...

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:06 pm
by bluebottle
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?


I'm not burl.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:06 pm
by John-Locke
You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:10 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.

Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.

The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.

Or shall I just strip off in front of them?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:10 pm
by vicious_bastard
Bluebottle wrote:This TImothy Dalton


Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?

Nice to hear reasons, if this is to be believed

The Evening Standard wrote:According to a leaked memo from film producers, Craig was head and shoulders above his rivals for the part.

Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10.


Damn right! Despite my chin views, I am actually looking forward to seeing him in action. He has already promised a much darker character.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:11 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Bluebottle wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Burl, how did you get that Timothy Dalton image up?


I'm not burl.


I'm someone with a headache. Time to quit while I'm a head.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:12 pm
by Flumm
John-Locke wrote:You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.


I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"

In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.

lol Kirk

:wink:

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:13 pm
by bluebottle
burlivesleftnut wrote:No this is who needs to be Bond:

Image


hot.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:13 pm
by Flumm
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:No one's tips worked anyway. You're worse than Banthafodder's wannabe IT advice. No wonder he got fired from his old job.

Frankly I should be out hunting down young chicks than wasting about here, on a Friday night. What pains me most is that I actually prefer it here than going out. That terrifies me. I ain't that old surely.

The chicks on the double decker bus that stops right outside my window, where we can see each other, well they are the only thing that's encouraging me to go out and get laid.

Or shall I just strip off in front of them?


Get on the bus, then strip off infront of them.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:15 pm
by John-Locke
Flumm wrote:
John-Locke wrote:You can still laugh, Kirk has been told many times before but he either doesn't listen, has a very bad memory, is crazy or he's winding us all up. Either way you have got to laugh at the stupid gentleman.

Kirk, don't go changing.


I instantly had the song in my head, right as I read the line "Kirk, don't go changing"

In my head there was a montage of an extremely confused looking Mr Bean type, poking the computer warily as the song played over the top.

lol Kirk

:wink:


Is that a real song???

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:15 pm
by bluebottle
vicious_bastard wrote:Another weird chin. I haven't actually read the Fleming books - is there any description of Bond's chin?


?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:16 pm
by Flumm
Yeah, I'm not sure who sings it...

...some retro cheesey ballad...

"Don't go changing, tryin to please meeeee... I love youuuu just the waaay you arrreee!!"

Anyone? It's in the same vain as the Carpenters one with "Why do birds, suddenly appear..."

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:18 pm
by bluebottle
it's billy joel.

ick.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:18 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
It was that studly gentleman, Barry White.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:19 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
This didn't work either. Had to re-edit this, as the link gave away my real name, middle name and everything!!!!!! Fuck that was scary!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:19 pm
by Bean
How Craig beat his rivals

"Hugh Jackman, it read, was "too fey", Colin Farrell "too sleazy", Eric Bana "not handsome enough" - and Ewan McGregor "too short" at 5ft10."

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:21 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Juse Law, too balding.



Hayden Christensen, too whiny.



Orlando Bloom, too girly.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 pm
by Flumm
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg


Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...

[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]


Just copy and paste that into the signature box.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 pm
by bluebottle
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg


oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:24 pm
by vicious_bastard
Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:25 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Damn, edit too too late.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:25 pm
by Flumm
Actually, I'm not even sure it will work from his computer will it...? I don't have a mac, is that a full link?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:25 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Bluebottle wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg


oh dear... there are so many things wrong with this... i don't know where to start.


ROFL!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:26 pm
by bluebottle
vicious_bastard wrote:Is there an echo in here? I bet there is in the trough of Dalton's chin.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:28 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Flumm wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg


Almost most Kirk, it should read like this...

[img]file:///Users/jasonperryman/Desktop/newhoff.jpg[/img]


Just copy and paste that into the signature box.



STUPID FUCKING COMPUTERS!!!! Yeah, and it's not me who's the stupid gentleman, why didn't anyone tell me about the tiny matter of the img being at the front as well. I did everything you told me.

Does the image show up then, when you click it?

Again, it's me who's wrongfully thought of to be the prat.

I'm quite angry now.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:29 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Your URL is fucked anyway, dorkimus.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:30 pm
by John-Locke
KIRK ANGRY

YOU NO LIKE KIRK WHEN HE ANGRY

KIRK SMASH PUNY HUMANS

BWHAHAHAHAH

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:31 pm
by Flumm
You've had stuff show up, where you're sig box has been before, so you're getting it in the right place. You also got to make sure you tick the allow signature, allow avatar options aswell.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:32 pm
by bluebottle
yeah, kirk, you're linking to a image file that's on your computer, it has to be hosted somewhere on the web.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:33 pm
by John-Locke
I think he's trying to link to something on his computer.

BWHAHAHAHAHA

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:42 pm
by Flumm
Yeah, as someone said, using an image from you're comp won't work

Find the picture you're gonna use, from where you orignally found it on the web, right click it, and choose "save image location"....

...then paste that into your message where you want your image to be...

...then put the tags around it.