Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

All the dirt. All the top secret stuff. Anything that has to do with the process of getting us to sit and watch something projected on the big screen.

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:33 pm

WTF!??!?!?!?!

Get the Fuck outta here!!!!! You're joking mate. Thought John Woo had gone back to Hong Kong movie college to learn how to make films again anyway.

Terminator 4 I can do with. Only that it should have been Terminator 2 or 3 really. The War of The Machines would make a great film and you would have thought they would have made this ages ago. Instead they just rehashed the first film again and again.

Austin Powers is an unfunny gentleman and should now die, just like all the prats in the street doing crappy impersonations of him, that ceased to be funny ever since.... that ceased to be funny when people had... that ceased to be funny since the day that.... Face it Austin Powers and all the idiots that impersonated him was NEVER that funny in the first place. Sometimes I wish Mike Myers would just Fuck Off!!!!
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Postby Eric G on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:06 am

Unfortunatley not......

I just posted another news item at Fi-Sci.net about John Woo taking on the video game "Spy Hunters" and adapting that to film.....which will star Doom's own, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! That's headed for Summer 2006 and He-man is still in the "Announced" stage, but should start happening sometime in 2006.

I fully agree with you on Austin Powers....Mike Myers needs to crawl under some decrepit rock and never show his face again. Did you hear he will be playing The Who's drummer, in a biopic on the band? Could you imagine it? Mike Myers playing a serious role? again!? You might of thought he learnt from that FUCKING CRAP movie 52...or 54....or whatever the hell it was!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:17 am

Why hasn't The Rock become the Action Star that he's surely destined to be yet?

Mike Myers might be better in a serious role rather than a comic one, considering his tendency to be quite annoying a good deal of the time in his comedies, and if he milks his Scottish accent one more time I'll stick a Braveheart axe through him. But maybe I'm being too much of a miserable old git too much.

Hardly anything in Austin Powers was that funny though, just OK light entertainment. But I don't blame my mate for walking out of it half way through.

He was OK in 54. Nearly as good as Salma Hayek and her great fit dancing bod and lovely breasts. Salma Hayek Mmmmmmmmmmm, Salma Hayek, Google search, Salma Hayek Freeones search, Salma Hayek Celebritywonder search, Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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FIGHT!!!!!!

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Postby Eric G on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:30 am

I just don't find Myers to be funny at all. I think I may have only watched 30 minutes....possibly 45 minutes of the first Austin Powers movie before I tried to dig my eyes out of my skull with a blunt spoon.


.....Now Salma Hayek....Oh yes. A very well put together woman. Body like BLAM, and titties like POW, and an ass like BAM!


Must.....

fight.....

the urge.....
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Postby Flumm on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:30 am

*...in a Peter Cook / Devil from Bedazzled type voice...*

Ohh but kirk! Who could blame you?

She is so aaaaawwwfully... what's the word..?



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...bendy?

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Postby Eric G on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:36 am

GREAT BEARD OF THOR!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:49 am

How many Salma Hayek Freeones Galleries did you go through to find that geezer? Thousands me thinks. Bet you had a great time looking though.

It looks like she's a Living Doll that the blokes putting together limb by limb, doesn't she?

Pic 1. Snap Left leg in from behind. Crank it backwards till you here a clicking sound. If you hear a snapping sound, discard doll into the ocean and let the Sharks have her. Return Proof of Purchase for a Carla Gugino Doll.

Pic 2. Push back Left Leg as far as it can go to ensure maximum flexibility until you hear a screaming sound, or a bone bursting through the under thigh is visible.

Pic 3. Don't do this. Just don't do it. If you do this, then you must be a few ships short of a fleet. What practical reason would you do this for? You've paid 25 bucks for this doll, why are you trying to break it? Why are you still looking at this picture? Move on you Bumbrain.

Pic 4. Your Doll is now complete and ready to pleasure you. When you are finished playing, don't forget to invite your friends to join in for multiplayer fun.

For ages 10 and Up.
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Postby Flumm on Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:56 am

ROFL

Yeah, bendy is most definately teh word.

I clicked a piccy from the first/second google image search... and it was in the same gallery... and it was so laboriousy boring tbh. One gets over so sick of perfect examples of the female form, we are so over drenched with that stuff from the media, it is all commercialist propaganda really....

ahem ...am I fooling anybody?

Anyway, there was me thinking you had seen the picture, and "retired for the night" Kirk. Turns out you were typing out a long humorous reply... oh how I have underestimate you young Cpt Kirks 2pay. Forgive me.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:05 am

Flumm wrote:there was me thinking you had seen the picture, and "retired for the night" Kirk.


Refer to Night Night Zoners. Thanks for the present dude.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:27 am

DennisMM wrote:There's an hysterical, probably apocryphal, from the '80s about a rising young writer who manages to get a meeting with a fairly big producer. He's told the producer that his new idea should go huge, because the public is familiar with the background story.

Okay, the producer says, give it to me.

We'll do "The Wiz," says the writer, but white!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is brilliant, dennis - and I bet it's true!
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:03 am

Eric G wrote:No body has mentioned John Woo's "He-Man" ...... because the first one was such a great success, they just had to make a second one! *ahem* :roll:

ummm...how about Terminator 4? Or True Lies 2? Or Austin Powers 4? What's next!? Hellboy 2, DareDevil 2? Gimmie a break!

A remake huh? Now there's an idea. http://tinyurl.com/996lh
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Postby vicious_bastard on Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:26 am

NOOOO!!! I just heard that they are remaking The Warriors. Even Tony Scott directing doesn't lessen my horror.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:44 am

It does seem totally pointless, eh? I think there are more valid reasons for remaking <i>Oldboy</i>, than <i>Warriors</i> - and that is saying something.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:11 am

Eric G wrote:DinoDeLaurentiis Are you situated in Italy at the moment? My sister is there....has been for months now. She's doing a 3 year round trip of Europe. :)
My home island is not far from yours :) that little bit that broke off of Sicily... they call Malta? Do you know it?


You call it Malta... we call it Monster Island.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:47 am

Eric G wrote:DinoDeLaurentiis Are you situated in Italy at the moment? My sister is there....has been for months now. She's doing a 3 year round trip of Europe.


HOLY CRAPPA! I dinna even a make a the connection before... Erica G? She's a your sister?? That coked-out whore inna Dave Duchovny's cabana? I swear onna my childrens' eyes, I dinna know she was a your sister...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:49 am

burlivesleftnut wrote:You call it Malta... we call it Monster Island.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHA!!!!

IPAMPI-FREAKING-LASH!!!!!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:17 am

Thanks! I'll be here all day!
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:24 am

Okay okay.... a bit of a the clarification here, eh?

So it turns out... Erica G, she is a NOT Eric G's sister, eh? It's a just a the coincidence inna the names. I donna know Eric G's sister, I've a never met Eric G's sister, anna she's a never been to a the villa. The Erica G inna Duchovny's cabana, she IS a the coked-out whore, but she seems like a the nice kid otherwise...

...Duchovny onna the other hand, he's inna to a some sick shizzle, iffa you know what I mean, eh? Hehehe... you like a the "shizzle?" I picked that uppa from a the Snoop Dogg when he was a here last month, eh? Holy crappa I could not understand a the goddamn thing that boy was a saying, eh? But I like a what I was a hearing...heheh...

Come a to think about it, I think it was a the Snoop Dogg who brought Erica G to a the villa, eh? After he left, she stay around unna 'til Duchovny, he show up anna move inna to a her cabana...

Holy crappa I gotta pay more attention to a the security tapes, eh? I got people coming anna going anna I donna even a know what else...
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:36 am

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Okay okay.... a bit of a the clarification here, eh?

So it turns out... Erica G, she is a NOT Eric G's sister, eh? It's a just a the coincidence inna the names. I donna know Eric G's sister, I've a never met Eric G's sister, anna she's a never been to a the villa. The Erica G inna Duchovny's cabana, she IS a the coked-out whore, but she seems like a the nice kid otherwise...

...Duchovny onna the other hand, he's inna to a some sick shizzle, iffa you know what I mean, eh? Hehehe... you like a the "shizzle?" I picked that uppa from a the Snoop Dogg when he was a here last month, eh? Holy crappa I could not understand a the goddamn thing that boy was a saying, eh? But I like a what I was a hearing...heheh...

Come a to think about it, I think it was a the Snoop Dogg who brought Erica G to a the villa, eh? After he left, she stay around unna 'til Duchovny, he show up anna move inna to a her cabana...

Holy crappa I gotta pay more attention to a the security tapes, eh? I got people coming anna going anna I donna even a know what else...


I'm pampilashing, as ever.

Your use of "shizzle" is almost amusing as your use of "prolly"......
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:38 am

Dino's setting things right in the Zone. Order has been restored, bitches! Baby got back, unnnnggghh! I'm still reeling from the Jenna Von Oy pic.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:05 am

Pacino86845 wrote:I'm still reeling from the Jenna Von Oy pic.


Waitaminnit... what did a the Dino miss, eh?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:09 am

Alonzo got banned from the main site:
http://wooderson.aintitcool.com/viewtop ... highlight=

EDIT: Made a small correction... Herc's- no, actually, it was Jenna Von Oy's fault this time.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:16 am

Can we please stop talking about her????? I hated her wonky-conked face 10 years ago - all I feel for her now is utter contempt!
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Postby vicious_bastard on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:17 am

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Can we please stop talking about her????? I hated her wonky-conked face 10 years ago - all I feel for her now is utter contempt!


No way, asswipe. She still works - clearly deserves her own thread.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:26 am

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Can we please stop talking about her????? I hated her wonky-conked face 10 years ago - all I feel for her now is utter contempt!

Ah, yet another "But 'er face" gets hated on.
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Postby Eric G on Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:52 pm

Because there isn't enough insperation elsewhere, some genius thought it would be a great idea to adapt the XBOX game "Hitman" .

Keeping with this trend, FOX has recently added a couple new members to their crew for the adaptation of the best-selling PC game Hitman.

Hitman Crew Grows
According to Variety, Fox has picked up Skip Woods (Swordfish) to adapt its feature version of the video game Hitman. But who to play the bald-headed specialist? Hmm... decisions. What actor is known for action/adventure films and is bald like the character in the video game? Decisions, decisions. Wait a sec! How about Vin Diesel!

That is correct, Vin Diesel is on the top of a short list to play the international assassin, known as Agent 47, who works for a mysterious org dubbed the Agency.


Fox's move for Hitman has further confirmed that video game adaptations may be the next big thing behind comic books and novels, with the studio already throwing support for another video game adaptation title, Halo. Joining up with Universal, Fox has already received media attention for the project by picking up Peter Jackson [Lord of the Rings, King Kong] to step in as executive producer; a move that could mean he is in a position to direct as well.

The first three games in the Hitman gaming franchise have sold more than 5 million units. Therefore, Fox will attempt to follow suit by creating an entire film franchise on the series.
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Postby Eric G on Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:18 pm

Yet another comic book adaption....this one I've never heard of, but the only thing goin for it, is a hotty in tight skimpy leather! On the other hand....she is a devout christian....eh...what you gonna do!?

Magdalena: A New Sci Fi for Bad Ass Christians? Aeon Flux hasn't even bombed yet and there thinking of doing this!? Great. More shit to look forward to.
Check out the story: http://www.fi-sci.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=425&Itemid=44

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Postby Brocktune on Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:36 pm

Eric G wrote:Because there isn't enough insperation elsewhere, some genius thought it would be a great idea to adapt the XBOX game "Hitman" .

Keeping with this trend, FOX has recently added a couple new members to their crew for the adaptation of the best-selling PC game Hitman.

Hitman Crew Grows
According to Variety, Fox has picked up Skip Woods (Swordfish) to adapt its feature version of the video game Hitman. But who to play the bald-headed specialist? Hmm... decisions. What actor is known for action/adventure films and is bald like the character in the video game? Decisions, decisions. Wait a sec! How about Vin Diesel!

That is correct, Vin Diesel is on the top of a short list to play the international assassin, known as Agent 47, who works for a mysterious org dubbed the Agency.


Fox's move for Hitman has further confirmed that video game adaptations may be the next big thing behind comic books and novels, with the studio already throwing support for another video game adaptation title, Halo. Joining up with Universal, Fox has already received media attention for the project by picking up Peter Jackson [Lord of the Rings, King Kong] to step in as executive producer; a move that could mean he is in a position to direct as well.

The first three games in the Hitman gaming franchise have sold more than 5 million units. Therefore, Fox will attempt to follow suit by creating an entire film franchise on the series.


why dont they just have some kid who works at the theater just play hitman on the big screen for 2 hours, and charge us 10 bucks to see it. it may be unconventional, but it cant be worse than watching vin diesel.
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Postby Eric G on Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:38 pm

Brocktune wrote:why dont they just have some kid who works at the theater just play hitman on the big screen for 2 hours, and charge us 10 bucks to see it. it may be unconventional, but it cant be worse than watching vin diesel.


:lol:
I take it you didn't enjoy Pitch Black & Chronicles then?
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Postby Brocktune on Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:48 pm

am i that transparent? :lol:
vin diesel reminds me of a bald rocky balboa, still groggy from the knockout.
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Re: Austin Powers 4

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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Seppuku on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:30 pm

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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Fievel on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:48 pm



I laughed watching all three of those movies. A fourth couldn't hurt.
Although I'd rather see Myers return to less outrageous roles. I think his best work was in 54, Mystery Alaska, and Inglorious Basterds.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby The Vicar on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:56 pm



Straight into a dumpster?

Four Austin Powers and four Shreks and two Wayne's Worlds.......honestly, dude, diversify.
Basterds was a nice turn, but Meyer's resume is heavily weighted towards repetition.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Peven on Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:19 pm

The Vicar wrote:


Straight into a dumpster?

Four Austin Powers and four Shreks and two Wayne's Worlds.......honestly, dude, diversify.
Basterds was a nice turn, but Meyer's resume is heavily weighted towards repetition.


who wouldn't keep repeating if they kept getting paid what Meyer's pulls down for those Shrek and Powers movies, i can just see someone now, "no thank you, i'd rather not bank that $30 million, and get to have a lot of say in how things are done, no, i think i'd rather go work on a film where i get paid much less along with having much less control".

then again, i don't think the world is being cheated out of any kind of special acting performances with him tied up with those flicks anyway :wink:
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:35 am

The Vicar wrote:


Straight into a dumpster?


the last one already went there. or maybe i'm thinking of the toilet.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:07 am

Nice non-answer there Jay, may as well have said, "Fuck if I know, Mike hasn't said shit to me."
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:35 am

Peven wrote:
The Vicar wrote:


Straight into a dumpster?

Four Austin Powers and four Shreks and two Wayne's Worlds.......honestly, dude, diversify.
Basterds was a nice turn, but Meyer's resume is heavily weighted towards repetition.


who wouldn't keep repeating if they kept getting paid what Meyer's pulls down for those Shrek and Powers movies, i can just see someone now, "no thank you, i'd rather not bank that $30 million, and get to have a lot of say in how things are done, no, i think i'd rather go work on a film where i get paid much less along with having much less control".


Yeah well that comment pretty much sums up the whole world of unoriginality in Hollywood and their cloning of previous material over and over. Yeah there's a certain rationale to WHY THOSE people keep doing it and I see the reason - from THEIR point of view.

But the flipside to making movies is that it's not the POV of the movie makers WE are concerned about, we're the other side, the movie WATCHERS and we have our own POV that is actually MORE important, as we're the consumers who pay those guys.

And OUR POV is that we think those rehashed unoriginal movies are crap and represent artistic unintegrity or no matter how good they are they still shouldn't be done as we've seen it all before and we simply don't wanna see them anymore 'cos of these reasons and therefore we won't and we'll never give them huge audiences creating millions of dollars of profit for them every time they release these mov...... oh I see your point now as to why these movies make so much money and why these guys earn so much - it's cos US guys fall for the same trick every time despite our complaints.

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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:55 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:YOU WIN! PEVEN!!! As your prize a copy of the Award Winning Walter and the Tigers is on it's way in the post to you RIGHT NOW!!!


personally, i'd wait for the remake.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:55 am



And we'd all watch, and pay to make it profit. I love the title of this thread. We may complain about it, but we'll still see it.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby TheButcher on Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:58 pm

Hollywood's toy chest - TV, pix key to biz for Hasbro, Mattel
Marc Graser wrote:Don't expect toymakers to pack up their playthings and leave Hollywood any time soon.

Hasbro on Monday hyped the growth of its kids TV network the Hub, upcoming summer sequel "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" and tie-ins to "Thor" and "Captain America: The First Avenger" as key drivers to its bottom line this year after the lack of new movie-related product dragged down earnings in 2010.

Mattel also heralded film properties -- including licenses to "Cars 2" and "Green Lantern" -- as a bright spot to its year as the world's largest toy company reported earnings last week.

Company said it may produce a live-action musical feature adaptation of its Monster High toy line for 2012. The Monster High dolls, which bowed last summer, are the kids or other relatives of such classic Universal monsters as Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolfman. Mattel also has pics based on Barbie and Major Matt Mason set up at U.

Although Hasbro's profits were up 6% to $375 million last year, sales fell slightly to $4 billion from $4.07 billion.

During the fourth quarter -- the peak holiday shopping period, when more than a third of toymakers' sales are typically generated -- sales were off by 7% to $1.28 billion, which caused profits to drop 15% to $140 million.

About 40% of its sales are earned in North America, but the fourth quarter was the first time Hasbro saw international revenue top sales in the U.S. and Canada.

Either way, sales in the boys category fell 34% to $239 million during the quarter, compared to 2009, when pics like the Hasbro-produced "Transformers" and "G.I. Joe" played at the box office or on homevideo and spun off a line of action figures that filled store shelves.

The girls' side, behind such brands as My Little Pony, held steady at $133 million. Games and puzzles (including Monopoly, Battleship, Scrabble and Life) rose 22% to $262 million, while the preschool category climbed 32% to nearly $104 million.

Hasbro chief Brian Goldner was upbeat on the Hub's growth this year, its first full year on the air as a co-venture with Discovery Communications. Channel bowed in October with 50 advertisers; it now has 80. Ratings are also up month-to-month. "We understand we have ratings that are building over time," Goldner said.

Costs to launch the channel, however, dragged down profits.

Overall, Mattel's earnings during its end-of-the-year quarter dipped 1% to $325 million. Revenue was up 9% to $2.1 billion. For 2010, Mattel reported a nearly 30% boost in profits of $685 million from an 8% increase in sales of nearly $5.9 billion.

Mattel's Barbie, American Girl and Monster High doll lines were key sellers, as was Fisher-Price and its license with World Wrestling Entertainment. Barbie's Ken turns 50 this year and is the focus of the new reality series, "Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend."

Mattel will pony up considerable coin to continue battling an ongoing copyright infringement case against MGA over ownership of the Bratz doll brand.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby TheButcher on Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:20 am

Keck's Exclusives:
James Franco as Jack Tripper?
William Keck wrote:After having fun at the Sundance Film Fest with a Three's Company-themed art installation, unpredictable Oscar host and Lead Actor nominee James Franco is getting more serious about plans for his favorite '70s sitcom.

"When we were accepted to Sundance, we didn't have the series rights, but then the Three's Company estate contacted us," James reports. "At first they were opposed to it, but then they saw what we did (a startling dramatic take) and loved it. So they are now talking to us about developing a Three's Company feature film and an off-Broadway play."

While Franco's art project cast his assistant as Janet and a bearded man as Chrissy, I'm picturing Zooey Deschanel as Janet and SNL's Kristen Wiig as Chrissy jiggling it up alongside James' Jack Tripper.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby TheBaxter on Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:11 am

TheButcher wrote:Keck's Exclusives:
James Franco as Jack Tripper?
William Keck wrote:After having fun at the Sundance Film Fest with a Three's Company-themed art installation, unpredictable Oscar host and Lead Actor nominee James Franco is getting more serious about plans for his favorite '70s sitcom.

"When we were accepted to Sundance, we didn't have the series rights, but then the Three's Company estate contacted us," James reports. "At first they were opposed to it, but then they saw what we did (a startling dramatic take) and loved it. So they are now talking to us about developing a Three's Company feature film and an off-Broadway play."

While Franco's art project cast his assistant as Janet and a bearded man as Chrissy, I'm picturing Zooey Deschanel as Janet and SNL's Kristen Wiig as Chrissy jiggling it up alongside James' Jack Tripper.


a startling dramatic take? on three's company? shirley you can't be serious.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Peven on Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:18 am

I'm still waiting for my copy of "Walter and the Tigers" to arrive in the mail......I am guessing Kirk's tried to use tiny pictures of himself as stamps.....again
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby avp on Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:46 pm

80's He-Man was teerrrrible,

All I can find is fake trailers for the new one. Anyone have anything solid I can watch?
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Hermanator X on Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:53 pm

avp wrote:80's He-Man was teerrrrible,

All I can find is fake trailers for the new one. Anyone have anything solid I can watch?


Certainly!

...and so forth.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:00 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
TheButcher wrote:Keck's Exclusives:
James Franco as Jack Tripper?
William Keck wrote:After having fun at the Sundance Film Fest with a Three's Company-themed art installation, unpredictable Oscar host and Lead Actor nominee James Franco is getting more serious about plans for his favorite '70s sitcom.

"When we were accepted to Sundance, we didn't have the series rights, but then the Three's Company estate contacted us," James reports. "At first they were opposed to it, but then they saw what we did (a startling dramatic take) and loved it. So they are now talking to us about developing a Three's Company feature film and an off-Broadway play."

While Franco's art project cast his assistant as Janet and a bearded man as Chrissy, I'm picturing Zooey Deschanel as Janet and SNL's Kristen Wiig as Chrissy jiggling it up alongside James' Jack Tripper.


a startling dramatic take? on three's company? shirley you can't be serious.



Kristin Wiig as Chrissy? No offense, but not nearly pretty enough.
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Re: Hollywood has OFFICIALLY run out of ideas

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:15 pm

Peven wrote:I'm still waiting for my copy of "Walter and the Tigers" to arrive in the mail......I am guessing Kirk's tried to use tiny pictures of himself as stamps.....again


Didn't we discuss this and I sent it? It not turn up yet?
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