Steven Seagal IS... always good for a quote...

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Steven Seagal IS... always good for a quote...

Postby Doc Holliday on Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:19 am

So...HARD TO KILL was lurking on terrestial TV late last night. I promised myself I'd only watch enough to balk at LeBrock's accent (and I'm English).

Guess what....yup, it sucked me in and raped my mind, all over again.

But I say Vive Le Seagal anyway!!

Although made in 1990, this film could have been made in, like, 1984. "Best" line in this movie? Arguably:

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent.......... To the blood bank!"

Its so bad its good. Now I invite others from this man's fine, fine canon of movies......
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:28 am

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Postby Carolian on Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:54 am

I really don't think anything can ever beat the famous exchange during the bar fight in ON DEADLY GROUND...

"What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
"...I need time!"
"...So do I."

I nearly passed out from laughing so hard.
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Postby Doc Holliday on Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:50 am

In each their own way, they all do.

Now contemplate.... 8)
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:53 am

kEEP THE fATIH, sTRANIX!

That any good for ya?!?!

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Postby The Vicar on Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:07 am

"Don't be a bad guy.
Be a nice guy."


How about this, Seagal?
Don't crank out pretentious zen turds,
make a film that doesn't suck.
Puffy wanker.
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Postby Seppuku on Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:57 am

"What's with the bad dracula wig/widow's peak?"

Vern said that.

"What's with the cameo by Cheech Marin during Into the Sun, who made a special appearance as 'Steven Seagal's guest dubber'?"

I said that.
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Postby The Vicar on Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:02 pm

Can anyone remember the exact year where Seagal wasn't a parody of himself?

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Re: Steven Seagal IS... always good for a quote...

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Postby TheBaxter on Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:00 pm

well, steven seagal is a true Patriot. he's Out for Justice against these NFL players who think they're Above the Law, and find themselves rightfully Under Siege for these protests. but the flag is Hard to Kill, and these players are going to find themselves On Deadly Ground if they continue kneeling during the anthem. hopefully they won't be Marked for Death, but they could very likely find themselves the targets of an Executive Decision very soon.
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Postby Peven on Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:36 pm

I hope he dies via auto-erotic asphyxiation when he uses his pony tail to choke himself...........
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