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Peven wrote:wow. just had a "moment" watching that trailer.....and this will sound bullshit but it is as real as it gets.....I think I just hit my tipping point for movies made for the sole reason of depicting horrific violence in order to motivate me to root for the protagonist to commit equal or worse acts of horrible violence in return, a story told for no other reason than to justify and excuse killing and torture for a simplistic visceral rush. i guess I am old now, and maybe all the fucking hate and vitriol spewed by the Trump horde and the prospect of living for at least the next four years in a reality created by those animals has killed my ability to enjoy watching movies relying on devaluing human life to such a degree. cheers. :(

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Postby TheBaxter on Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:14 pm

johnny depp covered in poop? seems like an apt metaphor for this film.
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Postby Wolfpack on Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:08 pm

Lego seems to have a good track record. Are they the new Pixar?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:22 pm

New King Arthur



I like what I see in this..... except for Charlie Hunnam, who looks like he stepped out of modern day.
Oh, is this another take on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:36 pm

directed by Guy Ritchie
starring the guy you hire when you apparently can't get one of the Hemsworths (or can't afford them)
proving once again that all King Arthur films since Excalibur have been made redundant and unnecessary
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Postby so sorry on Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:27 am

Fievel wrote:New King Arthur



I like what I see in this..... except for Charlie Hunnam, who looks like he stepped out of modern day.
Oh, is this another take on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court?


Good grief. This may be the worst re-imagining King Arthur yet. Looks like a bad video game trailer.
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Postby Wolfpack on Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:19 am

Maybe it'll end with Hunnam steering his horse into on oncoming semi-truck driven by the Commish?
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:12 pm

so sorry wrote:
Fievel wrote:New King Arthur



I like what I see in this..... except for Charlie Hunnam, who looks like he stepped out of modern day.
Oh, is this another take on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court?


Good grief. This may be the worst re-imagining King Arthur yet. Looks like a bad video game trailer.


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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:12 pm

So is Charlie Hunnam the latest lunk-ish charisma vacuum that Hollywood is trying to make happen?
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Ribbons wrote:So is Charlie Hunnam the latest lunk-ish charisma vacuum that Hollywood is trying to make happen?


To his credit, his lunk-ish charisma was a driving factor on that stupid motorcycle show. He's the male Olivia Munn IMO.
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"Acadamy Award Winner Nicolas Cage" bwahahaha!


i suppose National Treasure Nicolas Cage or Living God Nicolas Cage felt a bit lacking in humility to them.

and it looks like Cage's performance in this film is based on Tony Clifton. just one more in a long line of brilliant acting choices.

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so sorry wrote:
Ribbons wrote:So is Charlie Hunnam the latest lunk-ish charisma vacuum that Hollywood is trying to make happen?


To his credit, his lunk-ish charisma was a driving factor on that stupid motorcycle show. He's the male Olivia Munn IMO.


Olivia Mann is the male Olivia Munn :wink:

Charlie Hunnam is the new Chris Pine.
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"Acadamy Award Winner Nicolas Cage" bwahahaha!


i suppose National Treasure Nicolas Cage or Living God Nicolas Cage felt a bit lacking in humility to them.

and it looks like Cage's performance in this film is based on Tony Clifton. just one more in a long line of brilliant acting choices.

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even Andy Kauffman couldn't have come up with an idea this crazy.
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so sorry wrote:

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Postby Wolfpack on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:56 pm

Sounds like a vvonderful movie.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:55 am

My interest just went from zero to mild after watching this.
OK, I laughed my ass off. :oops:

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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:23 pm

Fievel wrote:My interest just went from zero to mild after watching this.
OK, I laughed my ass off. :oops:

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Saw a trailer for this before LOGAN and was surprised that I actually wanted to see it. I was thinking it was gonna be kind of a STARSKY AND HUTCH/21 JUMP STREET type thing, but it actually looks like a real movie.
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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Fievel on Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:19 pm

New trailer for Valerian.
I really like the look of this.
Here's hoping........

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Postby Fievel on Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:56 pm

I think I love this....
Colin Trevorrow's The Book of Henry

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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

Postby Ribbons on Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:40 pm

I'm intrigued, but can't get a good read on what the movie is yet. We're being shown whimsical gadgets and Rube Goldberg devices at the same time as a sinister soundtrack plays over a (abusive? molesting...?) parent prowling around next door. I think this is mostly due to trailer wankery, and the tone is somewhere in-between. I liked Colin Trevorrow's other little indie Safety Not Guaranteed, so I'll probably check it out.

Here's a vaguely similar movie that also comes out soon:

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Postby Fievel on Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:47 pm

Gifted looks like the warm blanket on a rainy day kind of movie that Trevorrow's film looks like....before it turns all Rear Window and shit.
I'm intrigued by both films.
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Hey folks, Harry here wrote:Guy Ritchie's KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD can't FOOL me!
Published at: April 1, 2017, 3 p.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here with what we're being told is the final trailer for KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD. Other than the sword and the stone... I'm not seeing much of anything Arthurian about this film... at least from the trailer. Then it suddenly the Oliphants show up from a desktop LOTR folder somebody inadvertendly whipped out in this Part 1 of a 6 part Arthur thing Warners has announced. So many facepalms. I hate that they're going for grit and nastiness. YET, because it is an Arthur tale, I can not resist an urge to see, but this really does seem like a kitchen sink production, where they just throw everything in the generic fantasry film wheelhouse instead of actually just making something of awesome magic and lyricism. That's what the world needs more of, not Boy Arthur vs the Young Pope. The scenes of Hunnam pumping his fists, bites more balls than in puppy heaven. Warners... why couldn't you just do CAMELOT 3000? Are y'all really this clueless?


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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:25 pm

Ribbons wrote:I'm intrigued, but can't get a good read on what the movie is yet. We're being shown whimsical gadgets and Rube Goldberg devices at the same time as a sinister soundtrack plays over a (abusive? molesting...?) parent prowling around next door. I think this is mostly due to trailer wankery, and the tone is somewhere in-between. I liked Colin Trevorrow's other little indie Safety Not Guaranteed, so I'll probably check it out.

Here's a vaguely similar movie that also comes out soon:



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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:26 pm

Fievel wrote:I think I love this....
Colin Trevorrow's The Book of Henry



Can't quite put my finger on it, but this is kind of irritating the shit out of me.
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Postby Ribbons on Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:36 pm

Is it the plunger? It's probably the plunger.
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Postby Wolfpack on Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:07 pm

Mummy, mummy, mummy
Must be funny
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Re: "Show me the Mummy!"

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Wolfpack wrote:Mummy, mummy, mummy
Must be funny
In a rich man's world

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Postby Ribbons on Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:26 pm

Fievel wrote:New trailer for Valerian.
I really like the look of this.
Here's hoping........



I like the look of this too. The plot seems pretty dumb (another villain who wants to destroy an entire planet for some reason) but the visuals are amazing and I love the concept of a thousand separate environments stacked on top of each other. I'm definitely seeing this in theaters.
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Postby TheBaxter on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:47 am

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i want to see the Rob Lowe-Demi Moore version, About Last Knight...
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TheBaxter wrote:
TheButcher wrote:


i want to see the Rob Lowe-Demi Moore version, About Last Knight...


Or the Moody Blues' Knights in White Satin. Or Bob Seger's Knight Moves
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Postby Fievel on Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:56 pm

Or Optimus Prime destroying Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan in A Knight at the Roxbury.
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Postby Al Shut on Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:20 am

I'll file this under 'Fool me thrice, fuck you I'm sure as not not gonna watch another one'
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Postby caruso_stalker217 on Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:55 pm

Oooh, Optimus Prime is the BAD GUY in this one. I'll bet THAT makes me give a shit!
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Postby Peven on Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:20 pm

i think people are simply missing the nuanced subtext in this trailer, could be a classic...
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Postby TheBaxter on Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:52 am

Peven wrote:i think people are simply missing the nuanced subtext in this trailer, could be a classic...


it has something to do with Trump, right?
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Postby Peven on Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:25 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:i think people are simply missing the nuanced subtext in this trailer, could be a classic...


it has something to do with Trump, right?



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