The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

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Postby Bob Samonkey on Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:24 pm

Which one?
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Postby Ribbons on Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:31 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Which one?


T'is one:

tfactor wrote:The Messengers

sorry folks but this is only viewable between the hours of 10pm and 5am, so you're going to have to check back here later as I have no idea what damn timezone the owners of the site are in.
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Postby tfactor on Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:33 pm

Ribbons wrote:Why is this trailer only watchable from 10-5? For maximum spookiness?


I was going to ask you that, since you saw the trailer last night, I don't know why, maybe we should ask mr owl :P
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:33 pm

Oh. That one. Yeah spookiness.....
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Postby Ribbons on Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:35 pm

tfactor wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Why is this trailer only watchable from 10-5? For maximum spookiness?


I was going to ask you that, since you saw the trailer last night, I don't know why, maybe we should ask mr owl :P


Well it's a horror movie, but I probably wouldn't say that seeing it in the middle of the night made me want to see it anymore than I would otherwise.
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Postby Ribbons on Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:01 am

Just wanted to bump the thread in case anybody awake at the necessary time wanted to watch that preview.
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Postby Peven on Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:19 pm

ok, i know this is yet another stupid comedy, but this trailer had me laughing out loud a few times and i think it could just be good stupid fun worth a matinee ticket price.


http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/mrwoodcock/trailer1/
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Postby colonel_lugz on Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:25 am

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Postby tfactor on Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:43 pm

Premonition - trailer Sandra Bullock & Julian McMahon in this interesting looking movie. I was going to try to compare this to some others movies by saying something like "its a mix between groundhog day and deja vu" but ... wait that actually hits the nail on the head pretty well doesn't it?

OK so yeah ... its like groundhog day meets deja vu, though I haven't seen deja vu yet or that TV series of a very similiar plot.

whatever just check it out
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Postby colonel_lugz on Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:22 am

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Postby tfactor on Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:06 pm

Notes On A Scandal This looks like a six pack of serious mental personality disorders rolled up and smoked like havoc's morning breakfast :roll:
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:07 pm

tfactor wrote:Notes On A Scandal This looks like a six pack of serious mental personality disorders rolled up and smoked like havoc's morning breakfast :roll:



What about lunch and dinner too...?
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Postby unikrunk on Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:10 pm

This is a repost from the Random Reviews thread; only becasue I think all zoners need to watch this film, SO CLICK THE LINK, FUCKERS!

The VICE guide to Travel, is perhaps, the most amazing ‘travel guide’ ever put to film.

It is also completely fucking insane, produced and featuring insane people, hanging out with other insane people. Not to say they are the same brand of crazy, but you have to be a little fucked to do any of the things done in this film.

This is not ‘fire-crackers in the ass’, bullshit prank humor, it’s not Jackass (Although the Knoxville guy is in it), this is ‘your life could end at any minute’ crazy. Hanging out in the Congo, tripping your tits off with a tribe of pygmies looking for a dinosaur, hitting up Chernobyl to hunt mutant boars and bears, crazy.

When watching David Cross eat dog while visiting China to watch the Super-Bowl, I realized that many lines had been stepped over, and it had all gone too far. Shit, they knew it, you could see the utter despair in Cross’ eyes after he ate the dog (of course, Gavin was waving a picture of Lassie in his face). Then, they drink more, and forget about it. It’s like a Bukowski novella.

I’m fucking lazy, so that’s all I am going to say; this movie is a JEWEL.

Check out the trailer here
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:39 am

Really? Any particular reason seeing as Ryan is not going to be in it? Come on! Bring on Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle...Again

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Postby tfactor on Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:23 am

Charlotte's Web new "trailer 2" is up, I like this one better than the previous and I gotta say the spider and pig both look pretty damn good .. er .. for a spider and a pig that is. :?

Anyway the horse made me laugh and really what better way to start your day? :)
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:57 am

tfactor wrote: I gotta say the spider and pig both look pretty damn good ..





Sick bastard...you've been hanging out with Kirk too much...
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Come Early Morning Trailer

Postby zacks19 on Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:07 pm

Here's a trailer for the new indie "Come Early Morning". It stars Ashley Judd and was directed by Chasing Amy's Joey Lauren Adams. The movie was a surprise hit at Sundance earlier this year. You can watch the trailer here: http://www.iklipz.com/Movies.aspx?Movie ... 77a4417e81
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:41 pm

Teaser for Jerry Seinfeld's BEE SEASON is up here!

It's a CG animated comedy, which kinda makes me like that they went out and shot this little spot. They should've had a payoff at the end with the director saying, "Screw it, we'll just do it in the computer," and then showing that it's a CG movie--but maybe that's the next teaser.
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Postby tfactor on Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:19 am

goodness gracious great Balls Of Fury trailer

I laughed my ass off at the ending of this trailer and I'm not ashamed to admit it ... OK I'm a little ashamed but that's not the point. Now I don't remember what the point was .. but ... just watch the damn trailer. :)
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Postby tfactor on Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:03 pm

Turistas trailer - looks just like Hostel, but in Brazil and with more boobs

BTW is everyone so distracted by the Meet the Robinsons trailer that they did not see the very funny Balls of Fury trailer posted before that one? I laughed so hard at the ending of that trailer, I'm surprised no one commented
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Postby colonel_lugz on Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:05 pm

tfactor wrote:Turistas trailer - looks just like Hostel, but in Brazil and with more boobs


thats what I thought, should be better than Hostel at any rate
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Postby The Garbage Man on Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:04 pm

Apologies if this is posted elsewhere - I seem to recall discussing this film before but couldn't find a thread on it.

Free Jimmy trailer. NSFW!

According to IMDb, it's "the first computer animated feature film in Norway's history." The English-language script was written by Simon Pegg; voices include Pegg, Woody Harrelson, Jim Broadbent, and Samantha Morton.

Looks crazy, funny, and definitely not for the kiddies.
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:09 pm

Simon Pegg & David Schwimmer were just on BBC1 promoting their new film which comes out here next week, I just did a search on the IMDB and the director is Jean-Baptiste Andrea (Dead End, which I loved) and the official site with Trailer, Clips and everything else is just a click away.

Big Nothing

Looks very dark and funny indeed.

There is no release date for the US on the IMDB by the way.
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Freedom Writers

Postby thatsfunny on Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:05 pm

Here's the trailer for the new Hilary Swank movie "Freedom Writers," inspired by a true story and the diaries of real Long Beach teenagers after the LA riots, during the worst outbreak of interracial gang warfare. The film opens in January 2007.

Freedom Writers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejN7Ulh10s
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Postby tfactor on Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:03 am

OK well as you all know and probably don't care I've been nose to the grind stone for weeks, months feels like eeyons .. eyons .. egon's ... well ... a long time.

Unfortunately this means I've fallen way out of the know about what's happening in the world of movies. Plus I'm really kicking myself in the ass for not having been here for the zonies or the 1 year floodaversary, but alas life must move on, plunging forcefully ever forward like .. ok I'll stop there.

At some point in most men's life he thinks (if only for a brief moment) it might be fun or cool or just a good idea to get a motorcycle and just drive. Well ladies and mostly gentlemen I give you:

Wild Hogs staring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H Macy and Marisa Tomei

In case you haven't heard I really enjoy laughing first thing in the AM, and not having done so in a while made me miss the zone dearly!

Alright well I've only got about 4,983 calls to make today so maybe I'll swing thru again later but hope all is well and I hope you've all been good boys and girls this year - because don't forget .. someone is coming to town soon.

Happy Holidays!
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Postby Peven on Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:19 am

i have to say, that does look funny, in a stupid, silly kind of way.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:21 am

I was surprised to find myself laughing at that

some good talent in there
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Postby tfactor on Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:22 am

The Last Mimzy

I thought this looked very interesting


EDIT: thanks guys, glad you enjoyed it
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Postby Peven on Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:30 am

so, when are you going to let Athena come out and play with us?
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Postby colonel_lugz on Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:26 am

Blades Of Glory trailer.

http://uk.media.movies.ign.com/media/783/783114/vids_1.html

I actually found it really funny.


A review has popped up on the main site too

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31228
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Postby guerillakarma on Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:21 pm

That's a sweet Wilhelm Scream in the Blades of Glory trailer.
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Postby Dark Knight on Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:43 pm

Any movie that employs both Ferrel and Arnett is good in my book though I still hate Heder in just about anything but School for Scondrels was a bit of improvement over some of his other "work" so maybe this will be another step up for him.
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:11 pm

Dead Silence from the creators of Saw.




Killer Dolls!!!!

OH NOES!!!!11
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Postby Ribbons on Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:22 pm

Peven wrote:ok, i know this is yet another stupid comedy, but this trailer had me laughing out loud a few times and i think it could just be good stupid fun worth a matinee ticket price.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/mrwoodcock/trailer1/


I just watched this trailer, and holy crap! That was pretty funny! Billy Bob Thornton seems hilarious.
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:38 pm

havocSchultz wrote:Dead Silence from the creators of Saw.




Killer Dolls!!!!

OH NOES!!!!11


Looks like poo

UK and Ozzie Zoners might recognise Vinnie Patterson from Australian Soap Opera Home & Away in the film, I always wondered what happened to him.
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Postby Dark Knight on Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:57 pm

from the creators of Saw = me not buying a ticket
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Postby buster00 on Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:21 am

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Saw is overrated.
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:25 am

It was good cept for the end. Did not see the other two...
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Postby Dark Knight on Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:28 am

I stopped watching the first one after the two guys tried to fool Jigsaw (forget how), such bad acting...

The second one had one great gag, the needle pit

Haven't seen the third
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Postby buster00 on Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:35 am

Yeah, I've only seen the first Saw too. I didn't hate it; it's just that I know so many people who are all like, "OMG zcari3st m00viz EV4RR!!" about it. Leaves me scratching my head.

I might check out Dead Silence on cable or something. Flicks about killer dolls kinda creep me out. We'll see if this one is any good.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:29 am

Whoa that did seem like total shit. So the town revenger-murders that bitch and then buries her. Ok. But they actually went to the trouble of burying all of her thousand dolls? That town deserves to die.
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Postby Boll_KG on Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:44 am

I have a pretty good film for you people.

We have a great cast here and some really good action.

Jason Statham, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds. Big stars.

http://www.inthenameoftheking.com/trailer.html
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:44 am

Boll_KG wrote:I have a pretty good film for you people.

We have a great cast here and some really good action.

Jason Statham, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds. Big stars.

http://www.inthenameoftheking.com/trailer.html




Hahahaha...



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Postby Dark Knight on Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:45 am

BOLL ALERT! BOLL ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:46 am

Dark Knight wrote:BOLL ALERT! BOLL ALERT!!!!!!!!!!




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Postby John-Locke on Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:47 am

Leave the Boll alone, you are only encouraging him, I have my suspicions anyway, I think it's another Zoner who is having a laugh but you never know.
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:55 am

John-Locke wrote:Leave the Boll alone, you are only encouraging him, I have my suspicions anyway, I think it's another Zoner who is having a laugh but you never know.


Oh I'm alsmost positive about that as well...

That's why I find it so funny...

Whoever it is though - needs to throw a little more "German" into their posts...make it like a bad version of a Dino post...



Because everybody knows Boll is just a poor man's Dino anyways...
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:49 am

Angel-A looks so good
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Postby tapehead on Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:53 am

On a related note, Besson has always had a remarkable eye for beauty.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:56 am

She is just all kinds of YES
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