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New King Arthur



I like what I see in this..... except for Charlie Hunnam, who looks like he stepped out of modern day.
Oh, is this another take on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court?

Good grief. This may be the worst re-imagining King Arthur yet. Looks like a bad video game trailer.

[Wolfpack]

Maybe it'll end with Hunnam steering his horse into on oncoming semi-truck driven by the Commish?

[TheBaxter]

New King Arthur



I like what I see in this..... except for Charlie Hunnam, who looks like he stepped out of modern day.
Oh, is this another take on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court?

Good grief. This may be the worst re-imagining King Arthur yet. Looks like a bad video game trailer.

hard to believe from the guy who turned Sherlock Holmes into a wisecracking ninja

[Ribbons]

So is Charlie Hunnam the latest lunk-ish charisma vacuum that Hollywood is trying to make happen?

[so sorry]

So is Charlie Hunnam the latest lunk-ish charisma vacuum that Hollywood is trying to make happen?

To his credit, his lunk-ish charisma was a driving factor on that stupid motorcycle show. He's the male Olivia Munn IMO.

[TheButcher]

"Acadamy Award Winner Nicolas Cage" bwahahaha!

i suppose National Treasure Nicolas Cage or Living God Nicolas Cage felt a bit lacking in humility to them.

and it looks like Cage's performance in this film is based on Tony Clifton. just one more in a long line of brilliant acting choices.

[TheButcher]

So is Charlie Hunnam the latest lunk-ish charisma vacuum that Hollywood is trying to make happen?

To his credit, his lunk-ish charisma was a driving factor on that stupid motorcycle show. He's the male Olivia Munn IMO.

Olivia Mann is the male Olivia Munn

Charlie Hunnam is the new Chris Pine.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Originally Started a Shared Universe
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword was originally intended to be the first part of an expensive Camelot-inspired shared universe.

[TheBaxter]

"Acadamy Award Winner Nicolas Cage" bwahahaha!

i suppose National Treasure Nicolas Cage or Living God Nicolas Cage felt a bit lacking in humility to them.

and it looks like Cage's performance in this film is based on Tony Clifton. just one more in a long line of brilliant acting choices.

even Andy Kauffman couldn't have come up with an idea this crazy.

[TheBaxter]

VVitch

VVes Anderson's The VVitch

[Wolfpack]

Sounds like a vvonderful movie.

[Ribbons]

Wes Anderson lives deliciously

[TheButcher]

Charlize Theron: Badass Action Star

[TheButcher]

American Playboy Trailer: Amazon’s Hugh Hefner Docuseries

[TheButcher]

[Fievel]

My interest just went from zero to mild after watching this.
OK, I laughed my ass off.

CHIPS Red Band Trailer

[caruso_stalker217]

My interest just went from zero to mild after watching this.
OK, I laughed my ass off.

CHIPS Red Band Trailer

Saw a trailer for this before LOGAN and was surprised that I actually wanted to see it. I was thinking it was gonna be kind of a STARSKY AND HUTCH/21 JUMP STREET type thing, but it actually looks like a real movie.

[Fievel]

I think I love this....
Colin Trevorrow's The Book of Henry

[Ribbons]

I'm intrigued, but can't get a good read on what the movie is yet. We're being shown whimsical gadgets and Rube Goldberg devices at the same time as a sinister soundtrack plays over a (abusive? molesting...?) parent prowling around next door. I think this is mostly due to trailer wankery, and the tone is somewhere in-between. I liked Colin Trevorrow's other little indie Safety Not Guaranteed, so I'll probably check it out.

Here's a vaguely similar movie that also comes out soon:

[Fievel]

Gifted looks like the warm blanket on a rainy day kind of movie that Trevorrow's film looks like....before it turns all Rear Window and shit.
I'm intrigued by both films.

[TheButcher]

[TheButcher]

Guy Ritchie's KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD can't FOOL me!
Published at: April 1, 2017, 3 p.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here with what we're being told is the final trailer for KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD. Other than the sword and the stone... I'm not seeing much of anything Arthurian about this film... at least from the trailer. Then it suddenly the Oliphants show up from a desktop LOTR folder somebody inadvertendly whipped out in this Part 1 of a 6 part Arthur thing Warners has announced. So many facepalms. I hate that they're going for grit and nastiness. YET, because it is an Arthur tale, I can not resist an urge to see, but this really does seem like a kitchen sink production, where they just throw everything in the generic fantasry film wheelhouse instead of actually just making something of awesome magic and lyricism. That's what the world needs more of, not Boy Arthur vs the Young Pope. The scenes of Hunnam pumping his fists, bites more balls than in puppy heaven. Warners... why couldn't you just do CAMELOT 3000? Are y'all really this clueless?

[caruso_stalker217]

I'm intrigued, but can't get a good read on what the movie is yet. We're being shown whimsical gadgets and Rube Goldberg devices at the same time as a sinister soundtrack plays over a (abusive? molesting...?) parent prowling around next door. I think this is mostly due to trailer wankery, and the tone is somewhere in-between. I liked Colin Trevorrow's other little indie Safety Not Guaranteed, so I'll probably check it out.

Here's a vaguely similar movie that also comes out soon:

Because everyone loves a good custody battle.

[caruso_stalker217]

I think I love this....
Colin Trevorrow's The Book of Henry

Can't quite put my finger on it, but this is kind of irritating the shit out of me.

[Ribbons]

Is it the plunger? It's probably the plunger.

[TheButcher]

[Wolfpack]

Mummy, mummy, mummy
Must be funny
In a rich man's world

[TheButcher]

Mummy, mummy, mummy
Must be funny
In a rich man's world

New Jack Mummy

[Ribbons]

New trailer for Valerian.
I really like the look of this.
Here's hoping........

I like the look of this too. The plot seems pretty dumb (another villain who wants to destroy an entire planet for some reason) but the visuals are amazing and I love the concept of a thousand separate environments stacked on top of each other. I'm definitely seeing this in theaters.

[TheButcher]

[TheBaxter]

i want to see the Rob Lowe-Demi Moore version, About Last Knight...

[Wolfpack]

i want to see the Rob Lowe-Demi Moore version, About Last Knight...

Or the Moody Blues' Knights in White Satin. Or Bob Seger's Knight Moves

[Fievel]

Or Optimus Prime destroying Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan in A Knight at the Roxbury.

[Al Shut]

I'll file this under 'Fool me thrice, fuck you I'm sure as not not gonna watch another one'

[caruso_stalker217]

Oooh, Optimus Prime is the BAD GUY in this one. I'll bet THAT makes me give a shit!

[Peven]

i think people are simply missing the nuanced subtext in this trailer, could be a classic...

[TheBaxter]

i think people are simply missing the nuanced subtext in this trailer, could be a classic...

it has something to do with Trump, right?

[Peven]

i think people are simply missing the nuanced subtext in this trailer, could be a classic...

it has something to do with Trump, right?

dude, it is SO much bigger than Trump.........................................................................................................






























































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for realz

[TheButcher]

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[caruso_stalker217]

Now that looks worth watching.

[Fievel]

They had me at E.T.
This looks amazing!!

[TheButcher]

[TheButcher]

[TheButcher]

Neill Blomkamp’s Oats Studios Releases a Monster-Filled Teaser Trailer
District 9 director Neill Blomkamp releases a monster-ridden first look at his new experimental film series, Oats Studios.

[Ribbons]

Blomkamp's schtick gets old quickly for me. I loved District 9 but felt like his other two films went to the same well with rapidly diminishing returns. This looks pretty much the same -- a dash of faux-documentary style, alien creature design, a weirdly fetishistic attitude towards guns and explosives, and something about humans losing their humanity. But I also like the idea of a series of experimental short films. So, I don't know.

[caruso_stalker217]

But does it have Hugh Jackman spying on people with binoculars like the tight-ass dean in an '80s college sex comedy?

[caruso_stalker217]

You have my money, Kenny. Now let me pet your righteous manstache.

[Al Shut]

In theory I'm all for a Kenneth Branagh veresion of Murder on the Orient Express but somehow tha trailer didn't quite convince me, despite the stachiness.

Not sure why. Maybe hte tone is more thriller than I'm used to?

[Ribbons]

In theory I'm all for a Kenneth Branagh veresion of Murder on the Orient Express but somehow tha trailer didn't quite convince me, despite the stachiness.

Not sure why. Maybe hte tone is more thriller than I'm used to?

Well if you don't like the sound of any of that, just wait until you get acquainted with Hercule Poirot: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Agatha Christie’s famous Belgian detective Hercule Poirot is usually depicted as an older gentleman in the twilight of his career who relies on his brains — those “little grey cells” — rather than physical feats. But Kenneth Branagh is taking a slightly different approach in his depiction of the famous investigator in the actor-director’s new star-studded version of Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express (out Nov. 10).

“He has a military background, he’s a former policeman, and there’s a kind of action man-quality to him,” says Branagh.

Screenwriter Michael Green (Logan, Blade Runner 2049) explains that he and Branagh decided early on that their Poirot should be a younger, and more physically able, character than we are used to seeing.

Though he might be the world’s greatest detective, he’s not the greatest detective he’ll be. That left us with the possibility of a man who still has some virility to him, still has some vitality, and isn’t afraid to climb the stairs to get to the top of the train and look out, who is perfectly capable of hitting back if someone accused tries to hit him. He may prefer not to — but he’s perfectly capable.

[TheBaxter]

hey, could be worse... at least it's not directed by Guy Ritchie.

i dunno, trailer looked pretty good to me. can't argue with that cast, and i don't get any sense that the film will be ending with slo-mo kung fu fights or anything.