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Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:47 am
by TheBaxter
in all fairness, if they released a trailer for the Broadway version of Cats, it would probably be just as goofy and creepy. maybe that's why Broadway plays don't release trailers?

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:51 am
by so sorry



"If you fail, it will be a massacre."

No pressure kid!

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:13 am
by caruso_stalker217
TheBaxter wrote:in all fairness, if they released a trailer for the Broadway version of Cats, it would probably be just as goofy and creepy. maybe that's why Broadway plays don't release trailers?



Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:50 pm
by so sorry


Dolomite is My Name

If a movie has all african american actors in it, is it racist to think it looks bad? Cause this looks really stupid. Maybe its Eddie... to me it looks like he's just doing a SNL skit.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:21 pm
by TheBaxter
i mean, the long-awaited return of R-Rated Eddie Murphy is intriguing at least. who knows what that will look like in 2019?
kinda gives me a Boogie Nights vibe. this film could go either way.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:47 am
by caruso_stalker217
You know, HUSTLE & FLOW was a really good film.

This looks like a shitburger.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:28 am
by Wolfpack
so sorry wrote:

Dolomite is My Name

If a movie has all african american actors in it, is it racist to think it looks bad? Cause this looks really stupid. Maybe its Eddie... to me it looks like he's just doing a SNL skit.


People have trashed most of the Madea films without any ill effects. They're probably safe here.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:56 pm
by Wolfpack

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 3:28 am
by TheBaxter
finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:23 pm
by Peven
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:38 pm
by TheBaxter
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"


but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:30 pm
by Peven
TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"


but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.



the human IS the cup :wink:

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:36 pm
by Wolfpack
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:finally, the long-awaited prequel to "2 Girls 1 Cup"



most prequels are usually weak because we all know how things turn out eventually already.....



...I'd rather see the sequel set 2500 years after the original, when Apes have taken over the planet, "2 Apes 1 Human"


but then you're losing the most interesting character from the original... the cup.



the human IS the cup :wink:


The character of the cup has been recast as a chalice. The alt-right is up in arms, deriding it as "SJW bullshit."

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:43 pm
by so sorry


Woof.

And I'm sure you'll have the same reaction i did to Martin Lawrence's chubby face.... "what was he doing in his Big Mama's House studly suit?"

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 4:16 pm
by so sorry


This looks magnificent. Truly.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:30 pm
by Ribbons
so sorry wrote:

This looks magnificent. Truly.


I'm calling it now: Jojo Rabbit is going to be this year's dark-horse Oscar nominee for Best Picture.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:42 pm
by Ribbons
KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson:


Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:01 am
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson:




Spoiler: it was cousin Johnny in the library with the candlestick

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:31 am
by Al Shut
Ribbons wrote:KNIVES OUT, a new whodunnit by Brick auteur (also The Last Jedi, I guess) Rian Johnson


And Looper, said the trailer

Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:41 am
by Ribbons
Al Shut wrote:Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.


Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:39 pm
by Peven
Ribbons wrote:
Al Shut wrote:Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.


Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.



looks kewl to me

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:00 pm
by Al Shut
Ribbons wrote:
Al Shut wrote:Bring it on I say, there can never be enough whodunnits.


Honestly, I'm a fan of the subgenre too. The more suspects, the better, I say. This looks like it could be pulpy fun.


Also looking forward to Death on the Nile, despite Orient Express not being that good.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:29 pm
by so sorry


That girl looks like the spitting image of Sarah Michelle Geller right?

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:22 pm
by Ribbons
In terms that one of Dr. Dolittle's companions might appreciate: woof.


Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:57 am
by caruso_stalker217
Ribbons wrote:In terms that one of Dr. Dolittle's companions might appreciate: woof.



I watched this without sound. Here are my thoughts.

Haven't they been trying to make this with RDJ for like years now?

Why are these pieces of shit always overlit? What is this, the fucking '50s?

That's pretty much it.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:57 pm
by so sorry


This looks interesting.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:40 pm
by Ribbons
Death on the Nile, a quasi-sequel to Murder on the Orient Express:



I found the first one to be surprisingly good, so I'm down.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:21 am
by Al Shut
I was a bit disapointed by the first, but I also think Death on the Nile is a better source and easier to adapt, so I'm still looking forward to this.

Unfortunately it is doomed from the start because it has Armie Hammer in it.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 1:56 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:Death on the Nile, a quasi-sequel to Murder on the Orient Express:



I found the first one to be surprisingly good, so I'm down.



Clue 2: Egyptian Boogaloo

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 6:42 pm
by Ribbons
NOBODY



I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be a comedy or just an action movie with slightly comedic elements. It's very confusing watching Bob Odenkirk kick ass.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:17 pm
by TheBaxter
Ribbons wrote:NOBODY



I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be a comedy or just an action movie with slightly comedic elements. It's very confusing watching Bob Odenkirk kick ass.


he's gonna Odenkick some ass.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:24 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:NOBODY



I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be a comedy or just an action movie with slightly comedic elements. It's very confusing watching Bob Odenkirk kick ass.



I saw this during the game last night and had that same reaction. I'm guessing its a more comedic take on the John Wick genre. Made more funny by the fact that its Saul Goodman somehow kicking ass.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:02 pm
by Peven
so sorry wrote:
Ribbons wrote:NOBODY



I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be a comedy or just an action movie with slightly comedic elements. It's very confusing watching Bob Odenkirk kick ass.



I saw this during the game last night and had that same reaction. I'm guessing its a more comedic take on the John Wick genre. Made more funny by the fact that its Saul Goodman somehow kicking ass.



i think it feels like it takes place in the Kickass universe

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 1:12 pm
by so sorry


new M Night flick.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:47 pm
by TheBaxter
so sorry wrote:

new M Night flick.


the big twist is Bruce Willis was old the whole time

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 4:38 pm
by Peven
Night should make a plain boring drama about suburban life that has a trite "Wonder Years" ending, just to psyche people out who sat through it expecting a big twist at the end.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:40 pm
by TheBaxter
Peven wrote:Night should make a plain boring drama about suburban life that has a trite "Wonder Years" ending, just to psyche people out who sat through it expecting a big twist at the end.


"trite" didn't work out for him so well on Lady in the Water.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:01 pm
by Peven
TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:Night should make a plain boring drama about suburban life that has a trite "Wonder Years" ending, just to psyche people out who sat through it expecting a big twist at the end.


"trite" didn't work out for him so well on Lady in the Water.



I could never make it to the end of that movie....or even the halfway point :-P

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:55 pm
by TheBaxter
CRUELLA QUINN aka CRUELLIFICENT aka THE DALMATION WEARS PRADA trailer:



spoiler: Cruella is actually Michael Vick

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 2:55 pm
by Peven
fuck that shit

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 5:47 pm
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:CRUELLA QUINN aka CRUELLIFICENT aka THE DALMATION WEARS PRADA trailer:



spoiler: Cruella is actually Michael Vick



Its like I'm watching Jared Leto's Joker's sister's movie.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:00 pm
by Ribbons
Someone much smarter than me is going to have to write an essay on the conversion of iconic female villains into antiheroines.

I'm not super-enthused, but my biggest criticism of the Disney adaptations has been their rigid adherence to the animated versions. This is a (relatively) wild departure by those standards. Plus it's got a surprisingly good pedigree (no pun intended), most interestingly to me a co-screenwriting credit for Tony McNamara, creator of the excellent royal drama The Great.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 3:16 pm
by Peven
Ribbons wrote:Someone much smarter than me is going to have to write an essay on the conversion of iconic female villains into antiheroines.

I'm not super-enthused, but my biggest criticism of the Disney adaptations has been their rigid adherence to the animated versions. This is a (relatively) wild departure by those standards. Plus it's got a surprisingly good pedigree (no pun intended), most interestingly to me a co-screenwriting credit for Tony McNamara, creator of the excellent royal drama The Great.



it all started with "I Spit On Your Grave" as a Snow White retelling of the "evil" Queen taking revenge against the group of sexual deviants who tried to kill her and kidnap her stepdaughter as their own servant

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 6:57 pm
by Ribbons
Maleficent definitely had some major I Spit On Your Grave energy.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:10 pm
by TheBaxter
Peven wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Someone much smarter than me is going to have to write an essay on the conversion of iconic female villains into antiheroines.

I'm not super-enthused, but my biggest criticism of the Disney adaptations has been their rigid adherence to the animated versions. This is a (relatively) wild departure by those standards. Plus it's got a surprisingly good pedigree (no pun intended), most interestingly to me a co-screenwriting credit for Tony McNamara, creator of the excellent royal drama The Great.



it all started with "I Spit On Your Grave" as a Snow White retelling of the "evil" Queen taking revenge against the group of sexual deviants who tried to kill her and kidnap her stepdaughter as their own servant


so, it's all WinslowLeach's fault then.

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:05 pm
by Peven
TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Someone much smarter than me is going to have to write an essay on the conversion of iconic female villains into antiheroines.

I'm not super-enthused, but my biggest criticism of the Disney adaptations has been their rigid adherence to the animated versions. This is a (relatively) wild departure by those standards. Plus it's got a surprisingly good pedigree (no pun intended), most interestingly to me a co-screenwriting credit for Tony McNamara, creator of the excellent royal drama The Great.



it all started with "I Spit On Your Grave" as a Snow White retelling of the "evil" Queen taking revenge against the group of sexual deviants who tried to kill her and kidnap her stepdaughter as their own servant


so, it's all WinslowLeach's fault then.


I couldn't remember his fucking name! all I could think of was ZombieZoneSolutions but his thing was His Dark Materials and Kubrick :-P :-P :lol: :lol:

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 1:51 am
by TheBaxter
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Peven wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Someone much smarter than me is going to have to write an essay on the conversion of iconic female villains into antiheroines.

I'm not super-enthused, but my biggest criticism of the Disney adaptations has been their rigid adherence to the animated versions. This is a (relatively) wild departure by those standards. Plus it's got a surprisingly good pedigree (no pun intended), most interestingly to me a co-screenwriting credit for Tony McNamara, creator of the excellent royal drama The Great.



it all started with "I Spit On Your Grave" as a Snow White retelling of the "evil" Queen taking revenge against the group of sexual deviants who tried to kill her and kidnap her stepdaughter as their own servant


so, it's all WinslowLeach's fault then.


I couldn't remember his fucking name! all I could think of was ZombieZoneSolutions but his thing was His Dark Materials and Kubrick :-P :-P :lol: :lol:


actually i thought it was ZZS at first too, i had to look up that fucking thread again to remember that it was Winslow. good times (not).

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:28 pm
by so sorry


Army of the Dead, featuring new intelligent zombies!

Re: The Movie Trailers 'Я' Us Thread

PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:52 pm
by Ribbons
Real zombies are intelligent and can talk.