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Three Men Seeking Monsters

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:29 am
by havocSchultz
Main Page has the story...

Napolean Dynamite himself has picked this up (along with his 2 brothers, Darryl and Darryl...or something like that - for their ProdCo...) Heder is looking to star in it...

But here's what it says in case you have a link-clicking phobia...

"Three Men Seeking Monsters: Six Weeks in Pursuit of Werewolves, Lake Monsters, Giant Cats, Ghostly Devil Dogs, and Ape-Men" tells how the author, a baldheaded punker, and his two friends -- a goth herpetologist who dresses like a pirate and a 6-foot-6-inch, 400-pound behemoth who wears a Sherlock Holmes cap -- set off on a six-week, alcohol-infused road trip investigating monster myths around Great Britain.


The only question I have - why the fuck does one of the 3 guys have to be some goth dude who studies herpes...I don't get the connection...

Alas - anybody read the material this is based on...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:50 am
by LaDracul
Erm, that's a dude that studies reptiles. Don't you remember Uncle Monty in "A Series of Unfortunate Events"?

But they must get the Camden Leisure Pirate himself, Noel Fielding, to be the goth boy.

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No, I don't think this guy is going to be passing out any Cradle of Filth CDs to little old ladies...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:52 am
by havocSchultz
I didn't know reptiles could get herpes...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:59 am
by Dark Knight
They should redo the script, get Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and the Guttenberg.....and make this....

Three men and the little monsters

BRILLANCE in the making!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:03 pm
by havocSchultz
3 Men and the Guttenpackage...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:09 pm
by colonel_lugz
From the outset this sounds like a fantastic premise. Looking forward to seeing how this one progresses

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:19 pm
by buster00
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Seeking Monsters.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm
by havocSchultz
buster00 wrote:Image

Seeking Monsters.


I'd hit it...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:28 pm
by instant_karma
I just thought this was some kind of dating thread.

Back to my search for that special monster...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:08 pm
by buster00
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Seeking Monsters.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:12 pm
by havocSchultz
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Seeking Monsters...



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Seeking Monsters...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:16 pm
by buster00
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Seeking El Guapo.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:30 pm
by havocSchultz
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Seeking Monsters...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:05 pm
by DaleTremont
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:09 pm
by havocSchultz
DaleTremont wrote:Image


You forgot to add "Seeking Monsters" underneath it...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:11 pm
by DaleTremont
whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:13 pm
by havocSchultz
DaleTremont wrote:whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.


As long as I can hold something else against you - we'll be fine...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:16 pm
by DaleTremont
havocSchultz wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.


As long as I can hold something else against you - we'll be fine...


My God, man, you're a never ending fountain of sexual innuendo! How DO you do it?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:40 pm
by havocSchultz
DaleTremont wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.


As long as I can hold something else against you - we'll be fine...


My God, man, you're a never ending fountain of sexual innuendo! How DO you do it?


Usually standing up - with lots of margarine - and I'm holding a pig most of the time too...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:42 pm
by DaleTremont
I walked right into that

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:43 pm
by havocSchultz
DaleTremont wrote:I walked right into that



Hmmm...

How 'bout I leave this one to the imagination, eh...?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:50 pm
by godzillasushi
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Seeking Monsters...

Oh, this must not be funny anymore...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:58 pm
by buster00
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Seeking Monsters.



Y'know, in spite of all this silly horseshit, I really am intrigued by the project.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:04 pm
by havocSchultz
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Seeking Monsters...



And yes...I'm actually kinda interested in seeing where this goes and exactly how it all turns out (the movie...not the thread...well, actually both I guess...)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:04 pm
by papalazeru
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......Seeking monsters.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:05 pm
by Dark Knight
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Seeking Monsters

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:06 pm
by havocSchultz
papalazeru wrote:Image
......Seeking monsters.


That doesn't have "3" in the title!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:09 pm
by Dark Knight
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and SEEK MONSTERS!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:11 pm
by godzillasushi
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Seeking Monsters...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:13 pm
by havocSchultz
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Seeking Monsters...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm
by buster00
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It Goes Without Saying.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm
by Dark Knight
Damn!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm
by godzillasushi
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Seeking Monsters...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm
by papalazeru
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....with monsters

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:18 pm
by Dark Knight
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seeking monsters!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:22 pm
by godzillasushi
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Seek Monsters at high noon on ninja summit where the laughs never stop.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:25 pm
by Al Shut
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suchen Monster

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:30 pm
by papalazeru
Can't believe I forgot this one.

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seeking 1 big FUCK OFF Monster (preferably in black)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:32 pm
by buster00
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Seeking Monsters...And Yuletide Cheer.

And Cheeseburgers.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:33 pm
by Ribbons
papalazeru wrote:Image

seeking 1 big FUCK OFF Monster (preferably in black)


But he's right there, for you see, the REAL monster lies within (the left eyepiece)...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:37 pm
by godzillasushi
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Who was Seeking Monsters for Kirk's zoo.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:47 pm
by buster00
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Seeking Monsters and Can-D.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:40 pm
by Dark Knight
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Seeking Monsters and bad plot twists!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:17 am
by havocSchultz
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Seeking Monsters...

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:11 am
by Dark Knight
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And Monsters!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:15 am
by Retardo_Montalban
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seeking monsters

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:29 am
by RaulMonkey
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:31 am
by Lady Sheridan
Retardo_Montalban wrote:Image
seeking monsters


I've seen that one. Turns out there's a misunderstanding and it's not really a monster at all...

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:31 am
by Retardo_Montalban
Lady Sheridan wrote:
Retardo_Montalban wrote:Image
seeking monsters


I've seen that one. Turns out there's a misunderstanding and it's not really a monster at all...


Frasier??¿

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:32 am
by Lady Sheridan
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AND the monsters who killed him!