Commentary Tracks of the Damned at theonionavclub.com ...

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Commentary Tracks of the Damned at theonionavclub.com ...

Postby Shan on Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:54 am

This is worth a look at www.theonionavclub.com

They have a section called "Commentary Tracks of the Damned" about tracks done for recent cinema releases on DVD which are generally thought to be duds. Especially with the filmmakers trying to defend the indefensible.
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:08 am

alonzo..... my apologies you ho-bag! - banthafodderUK

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Postby Agent Alonzo on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:11 am

OK, that just links to the latest one, you are on your own from there...
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:17 am

Shit I thought I was the only one who loved that column. Here's my fave.

http://www.theonionavclub.com/ctotd/index.php?issue=4119

But here's one, non-Onion, that's a riot.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2003/04/22fellowship.html

Enjoy!
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:17 pm

Dino just a read the LOTR commentary. Wow... somebody had a lotta the time onna their hands, eh? BRILLIANT!
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:58 pm

Thanks guys for yet another internet diversion from real life.
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Postby PVIII on Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:02 pm

That Alone in the Dark quip was hilarious.

Boll rails against the spinelessness of American movies. Later, he proudly announces that Ron Howard liked one of his films, then suggests he was punished for delivering an arty David Lynch ending instead of a more conventional horror-film conclusion.

Classic.

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Postby The Ginger Man on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:45 am

Great thing about NYC, free copies of The Onion on every street corner. Come for the over-populated, price-hiked culture. Stay for the free satire.
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Postby PVIII on Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:54 am

The Ginger Man wrote:Great thing about NYC, free copies of The Onion on every street corner. Come for the over-populated, price-hiked culture. Stay for the free satire.
It is a nice thing. Gotta love NYC. Where in the city do you live/ work (not supposed to come off as creepy)?

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