Pirates of the Sybian???

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Pirates of the Sybian???

Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu May 25, 2006 2:07 am

I saw an article on joblo.com(before anyone asks) about a POTC porno spoof. It's big budget and the effects look as good as any Sci-fi original. There's also an R rated version coming out coinciding with the POTC release.

Here's how the official site describes it-
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"PIRATES" is a co-production between Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. Directed by DP’s multi-award winning director, Joone, “PIRATESâ€
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Postby Coldfire24 on Thu May 25, 2006 2:10 am

This thread needs a stripper.
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Thu May 25, 2006 2:14 am

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Man, this never gests old....
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Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu May 25, 2006 2:19 am

I promise that if I ever become a mod(never gonna happen) Coldfire, I'll make it a rule that every thread have atleast one stripper.


Until then I suggest a cold shower, or getting soo utterly drunk that you forget what your penis even does.
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Postby Coldfire24 on Thu May 25, 2006 2:19 am

You know bucky...I still don't see a stripper...
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Thu May 25, 2006 2:22 am

Dude, what am I? Chop liver?
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Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu May 25, 2006 2:22 am

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*muttering to self*

radda fraggin no good demanding stick figure pimp varmint
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Pirates of the Sybian???

Postby bastard_robo on Thu May 25, 2006 4:20 am

I saw the preview for this acutally.... Of all places on cable?

It looked........well its pirates fucking what else is it going to be.

Im just waiting for the Swab the Poop deck line and i'll be happy.


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Postby TonyWilson on Thu May 25, 2006 7:51 am

Teagan Presley is cute as button..... and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
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Postby papalazeru on Thu May 25, 2006 8:52 am

hawk urselves over to empornium if you want the movie
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu May 25, 2006 9:03 am

TonyWilson wrote:Teagan Presley is cute as button..... and that's all I'm gonna say about that.


bah... Carmen Luvana and Jesse Jane kinda put her to shame - in my opinion... or at least so i've been told...

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Postby Chairman Kaga on Thu May 25, 2006 10:03 am

This porno was filmed partially in St. Petersburg. They used the Bounty (same ship used in PotC, the Mutiny on the Bounty remake and countless others) which is "parked" downtown. They faked their information to get a license from the city council and once the movie came out (if I remember correctly it is the highest grossing porno ever) all of our local politicians were fuming...It's hilarious.
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Re: Pirates of the Sybian???

Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu May 25, 2006 10:31 am

bastard_robo wrote:Im just waiting for the Swab the Poop deck line and i'll be happy.


Hehehe... comedy gold, paisans... comedy gold, eh?
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu May 25, 2006 11:47 am

Chairman Kaga wrote: it is the highest grossing porno ever



whoo-hoo!!!!!!!!
12 bucks...!!! :D


but seriously folks - how hard would it have been for them to score keira knightley... i mean - i'm sure she's done worse...
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