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Star Trek - W.O.K. Real Time Commentary

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:21 pm
by doglips
Ok, I and The Reverend are ready to boldly go again, Anyone else??

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:22 pm
by doglips
LETS DO THIS!

LOL.

PLAY.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:22 pm
by Brocktune
im ready. just say the word.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:22 pm
by Brocktune
ok, i played

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:23 pm
by Adam Balm
Okay just let me get my DVD and...

oh...once again you're starting without me.

:cry:

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:23 pm
by doglips
KHAN!

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:23 pm
by doglips
OK paused for Balm - five mins, buddy.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:24 pm
by Lord Voldemoo
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Spock dead yet?

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:26 pm
by TheBaxter
damn... i would do it if i was at home

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:26 pm
by Adam Balm
Nah, you guys go ahead. I got a bad chest cold and so I'm probably going to go lay down. Thanks just the same though.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:26 pm
by Brocktune
heh, kirstie alley.

i wonder if they have replicators by Jenny on the enterprise.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:26 pm
by bluebottle
Lord Voldemoo wrote:SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Spock dead yet?


stupid, that's at the end, stupid, they're just starting, stupid.

i love you

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:28 pm
by doglips
OK, first difference between this and TMP - these costumes are ALF in comparison.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:28 pm
by Lord Voldemoo
Bluebottle wrote:
Lord Voldemoo wrote:SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Spock dead yet?


stupid, that's at the end, stupid, they're just starting, stupid.

i love you


are we to the part with the wood chipper yet???

I drink too much when I watch dvds. I get confused.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:28 pm
by Brocktune
man, after seeing "Truck Turner", ill never NOT be able to think about Uhura "not having to sell that pussy since she was 15".

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:29 pm
by doglips
SULU - may I remind the captain, that you are a woman....

OBEY US MEN!

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:30 pm
by Brocktune
i wonder if the shat-man got to bone down with kirstie alley?

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:30 pm
by doglips
Ha, that little jump McCoy manages is quality - the age is showing.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:31 pm
by doglips
Brocktune wrote:i wonder if the shat-man got to bone down with kirstie alley?


NOT A CHANCE.

His hair is just too high.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:31 pm
by bluebottle
Lord Voldemoo wrote:
Bluebottle wrote:
Lord Voldemoo wrote:SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Spock dead yet?


stupid, that's at the end, stupid, they're just starting, stupid.

i love you


are we to the part with the wood chipper yet???

I drink too much when I watch dvds. I get confused.


that's the best part, when they put spock in the woodchipper to save the enterprise.

"we need fuel!"

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:32 pm
by doglips
Aren't you dead?

Priceless.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:32 pm
by Brocktune
man, what a fashion sense on mccoy. first that awesome beard, now this sweet jacket and jumpsuit.

i love mcoy.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:33 pm
by doglips
The difference in the script form the first movie to this sequel, is so noticeable already. Little comedy connections already being made.....

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:34 pm
by doglips
That jumpsuit is the future and badass in the process.

More worrying is Kirk's randomly displayed revolver collection.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:36 pm
by doglips
Kirk looks like Tom Jones in that fucking outrageous three piece.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:37 pm
by Brocktune
ha! commander kyle.
man, he sure has aged more gracefully than grace lee whitney.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:37 pm
by doglips
Ahhh, Chekov. You're going to wish that energy reading never existed.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:39 pm
by Brocktune
nice paper towel dispenser hanging right next to the door of the botany bay there.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:39 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
GODDAMN! The Dino, he's a gotta to miss alla the fun...

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:40 pm
by Brocktune
whoa! were those Dharma logos on the supplies on the shelf there?

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:40 pm
by doglips
Ah, Dr Marcus and pube head. better costumes.

Great set for the outpost/wreckage, that Chekov discovers.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:41 pm
by doglips
TUSKAN RAIDERS!!!

oh.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:42 pm
by Brocktune
how could you not forget his face, khan, when you have never seen him before?!

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:42 pm
by doglips
So many Mortal Kombat characters have been based on khan's sandstorm get-up.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:43 pm
by doglips
Those space suits look pretty cool with the helmets attached, with them off they look like they are wearing mini-fridges - unfortunate.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:44 pm
by doglips
Khan's gang really are just Bon Jovi and Europe, right?

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:45 pm
by Brocktune
uh.... ok, if the partial destruction of praxis in ST6 was such a big deal, wouldnt the complete destruction of a planet be at least detectable by starfleet in some capacity? like how could they not know that ceti alpha 6 was destroyed?

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:46 pm
by doglips
Why would Kirk check your progress Khan? You're a douche.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:47 pm
by Brocktune
im loving senor montalban's plastoid pecs.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:47 pm
by doglips
That is such a great indigenous life-form.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:48 pm
by doglips
Brocktune wrote:im loving senor montalban's plastoid pecs.


So are they fake or real??

It's like an urban myth....

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:49 pm
by doglips
Cover your ears fuckwits!!

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:49 pm
by Brocktune
if you drop one of those things on someones ass, will it crawl in the hole, and make your colon do crazy things, and be susceptible to outside suggestion?

man, i would carry a jar of those things in my fuckin pocket, and drop one down the pants of any hot chick showing even the slightest amount of plumbers crack.

i dont normally prefer it in the butt, but hey, i'll take what i can get.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:50 pm
by Brocktune
heh, look at uhura and saavik giving each other the stink eye. silently vying for control of who sits on kirks penis.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:51 pm
by doglips
The engineering line up has to be the ugliest collection of dudes i've seen for some time.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:52 pm
by Brocktune
look at the dude standing just to the right of scotty's nephew. he is trying so hard not to crack up.

way to go douche.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:53 pm
by doglips
'Midshipman, you're a tiger' Lame.

Peter Preston, your five minutes are up.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:54 pm
by Brocktune
SPOCK: Mr. Saavik, have you seen my portfolio? I consider myself to be a pretty good amateur photographer of naked studly chicks.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:55 pm
by doglips
Kirk's standing to attention as if he's got an indigenous life-form up his butt.

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:57 pm
by Brocktune
y'know im surprised that when spock told mr. sulu that he could "indulge himself" that sulu didnt instantly spring up from his seat, rip his shirt from his chest, grab one of those hot, well hung, young recruits by the hand, and retire to his cabin for the week.