Dick Van Patten - Maybe 8 wasn't enough...

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Dick Van Patten - Maybe 8 wasn't enough...

Postby thomasgaffney on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:43 am

Just found this weird story on cnn.com...

Dick Van Patten loses his mind!

I don't know what the weirdest part of this story is...

That DVP is making "Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs"?
That some of flavors are Irish stew, spaghetti and meatballs, hobo chili and Chinese takeout?
That Dick is actually eating the dog food?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:46 am

That's a cute story. Is there a more harmless man on the planet than Dick van Patten? I don't think so.
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Postby magicmonkey on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:51 am

That dog eats better than me! Fucker. (joke). On another note, I was on a Chinese forum where some expat asked where there was a restaurant that served dogs and cat. The reply from the restaurant Golden Winglets that claimed they cook both dog and cat hotpot wasn't their desired response. Gotta laugh.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:58 am

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Postby magicmonkey on Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:01 am

Delightful Burl. I'm glad we have a moderator like you around.
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Postby Malachi Constant on Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:24 pm

My brother just vomited instantly upon seeing that. Kudos my good man.
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Postby Fievel on Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:00 pm

Dick Gone Wild!
I loved him in Spaceballs.

Okay, I'm only posting on this thread because I wanted to post the words "Dick Gone Wild".
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:27 pm

ok, can someone please give this obviously desperate, and mentally ill senior citizen some work? he is clearly insane. it reminds me of marty landau in "ed wood"
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