SPOILER - Hercules Laughs Very, Very Hard At The KATHY GRI

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SPOILER - Hercules Laughs Very, Very Hard At The KATHY GRI

Postby Guest on Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:15 am

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The first words of Kathy Griffin's hilarious Bravo stand-up special, 'Kathy Griffin is ' Not Nicole Kidman':

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:49 pm

Man Herc needs to spend some time in the AICN confessional. Kathy Griffith? Excuse me while I vomit up my vascular system. Blech.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:01 pm

I can't stand that bitch, She thinks she's funny because she plays annoying really well, I just find her really annoying. God I can't even stand to watch those episode of Seinfeld with her in them. Talentless Media Whore who does anything to get exposure.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:03 pm

Can a you imagine being inna the serious relationship with her? It would a be like, "SHUT UP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF A THE CHRIST PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! JUST FOR A THE FEW MINUTES, EH?!?!??"
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:27 pm

You know what? I am sorry I even posted in here. We are giving this loudmouth'd hack more attention than she deserves.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:30 pm

Hehe... they should a change a the code so that anytime somebody posts a the name "Bill Hicks" it gets a changed to "Kathy Griffin"

That will a piss a them off, eh?
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:32 pm

most people won't know who she is, I had to go to IMDB to place the face with the name, I just know her as that annoying Ginger haired Horse Faced bitch that was in Seinfeld a few times.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:49 pm

Well I don't know how it is in Italy or the UK, but she is omnipresent here. Christ, I just looked out the window and its RAINING Kathy Griffith.
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:21 pm

Watch it fellas.

Turning into a bit of a talkbalk here.

Not how we do things in the Zone.

That being said, Herc is fucking nuts. Kathy Griffin is not funny.
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Postby docfalken on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:22 pm

I love the disclaimer bluebottle.

And then the kick in the nuts.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:42 pm

Seriously, how can we be faulted when she is universally hated? That is the one thing the Kree and the Skrulls can agree upon.

And I think its hysterical that Herc would ever think any of his readers would be interested in this. I think he posted it for the mere purpose of encouraging this very reaction... so there.
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:43 pm

No talent Vicki Lewis rip-off, how/why the fetch QT cast her in "Pulp" I have no idea. You know the sound the "fell beasts" make in LOTR? I'd rather hear the death rattle of my own child than listen to her.
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Postby docfalken on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:44 pm

SuperSkrull thinks she rocks and Tivo all her appearances. Also they've dedicated a Watcher just to her.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:48 pm

I'd rather hear the death rattle of my own child than listen to her.

That is funnier than anything Kathy Griffith or anyone within a 5 mile radius of her vacuous life has ever said.

And Doc... fuck all! That's not true... only a gentleman like Namor would get kicks out of that pez-headed harpie.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:51 pm

Hugo Weaving IS Namor... now iffa only I could a get a the backers.

Goddamn Avi Arad anna his "crank-em-out" mentality!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:54 pm

Why would anyone want a Namor movie? Frogman: the Movie would be more interesting.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:59 pm

Burl, Burl... you donna even... you're a the glib, eh?

Here's a the problem. You donna know the history of a the Namor. The Dino, he does.
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:06 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:And I think its hysterical that Herc would ever think any of his readers would be interested in this. I think he posted it for the mere purpose of encouraging this very reaction... so there.


See, this is an interesting point.

Not to sound like a TB'er... BUT, this isn't "cool" or "news"... It's a fan going, "She's so hilarious, please watch her show!"

It brings AICN down to the level of a fan blog.

Herc should know better, unless he enjoys getting into it with the TB'ers. Right now they're flaming him for being homophobic (AGAIN), and he's TAKING THE BAIT.

Uh... Herc gets to see a bunch of shows before the rest of the world, he should report on the ones that HIS audience want to hear about.

This is as degrading as writing a review for "Still Standing".

Who cares?!
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:07 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Burl, Burl... you donna even... you're a the glib, eh?

Here's a the problem. You donna know the history of a the Namor. The Dino, he does.


You'd love to do Namor, as a film Dino... Just do what you did with Flash Gordon.

Short shorts and campy fun.

Read: Dumbledore.

heh.

EDIT: I typed G A Y, and it came out Dumbledore. nice to see the re-coding's going well.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:10 pm

Hey I kind of like "Still Standing". Don't drag Mark Addy into this mess!

And I love this talkback... there is only ONE person besides Herc who is not slamming Griffith.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:13 pm

Burl is Dumbledore

Lets see if that worked.

EDIT***
Yep G A Y turns to Dumbledore
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:15 pm

Haha... Brian Singer is so Dumbledore.

ETA: Brilliant!
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:16 pm

It wasn't meant as a slight against "Still Standing"... my point was that if Herc posted "Spoilers" about, or reviewed an episode of "Still Standing" most of us would go, "oh... wow.... great... thanks.... got anything else?"

if there's a mission statement for AICN, i would think Herc's "I love Kerry Griffin, watch this super awesome special she did, cuz it'll make you pee a little (so wear your pantie liners, ladies, i do!)" post goes against it.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:18 pm

Dude if you keep attacking "Still Standing" we are going to have to settle this mano y mano in the Evil Bastard's Forum. Don't push me too far Bluebottle. I have been cool with you all this time. For years I have put up with your subtle hints about wanting to sniff my crack. IGNORED, but don't push it. Please.

Oh and I think I might have you confused with someone else, but whatever. Cheers!
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:23 pm

Still Standing is soooooooooo Dumbledore.

push push push.

Oh wait, that's not going to come out "G A Y"... is it...

damn.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:27 pm

Burl should come out of the closet again like yesterday,

so he says "I'm Dumbledore"

Thus making him out to be a wanker

Sorry I should post this in the Bastard Zone
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:30 pm

Ohh, Burl, nice one in TB! See, you made my point!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:39 pm

John-Locke wrote:Burl should come out of the closet again like yesterday,

so he says "I'm my lover"

Thus making him out to be a wanker

Sorry I should post this in the Bastard Zone

When did I come out of the closet yesterday? WTF. I am confused.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:40 pm

Bluebottle wrote:Ohh, Burl, nice one in TB! See, you made my point!

HAHA... we are becoming like an assault team or something. We have these raiding parties into the Talkbacks and then come back here and HI FIVE each other! Fun!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:55 pm

Bluebottle wrote:boozler

You win the internet today.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:01 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:
John-Locke wrote:Burl should come out of the closet again like yesterday,

so he says "I'm my lover"

Thus making him out to be a wanker

Sorry I should post this in the Bastard Zone

When did I come out of the closet yesterday? WTF. I am confused.


Yesterday in the Confessions thread
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I hadda the Kong squish him, what more do you a want, eh? Anna I made a the Daisy Dukes popular, eh? Who canna forget Jessie inna the Daisy Dukes?

you Replied

I'm my lover.


Yesterday it said G A Y but the code has kicked in now, maybe I got hold of the wrong end of the stick, either way I can only live in hope.
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:02 pm

hahaha, thanks!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:13 pm

Oh yeah, but I thought you guys knew I was Dumbledore from the original Phantom Zone talkback.

Or, um, any time I've mentioned being into old studly guys. Into should have been taken literally.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:16 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote: Into should have been taken literally.


So Burl, I take it you like a to stay onna top of a things, then?

Alla you putzes who are glib anna donna know the history of a the tops anna bottoms, the Dino, he was making with a the pun.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:18 pm

Variety is the spice of life. You know about spice, no?
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:25 pm

I knew guessed you were Dumbledore Burl, it's just that yesterday confirmed you were Dumbledore. I know all about the Bear Love and the going ons at Roman Bath Houses (thats how it works in London anywho)

BTW I'm not Dumbledore
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:31 pm

My best friend is Dumbledore.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:04 pm

John-Locke wrote:I knew guessed you were my lover Burl, it's just that yesterday confirmed you were my lover. I know all about the Bear Love and the going ons at Roman Bath Houses (thats how it works in London anywho)

BTW I'm not my lover

I want to go to a bar in London called City of Quebec like a madman. And technically, I am not into bear love. Because for the most part, Bears are kind of raunchy. There is a name for people like me... but you are not g a y enough to know it.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:42 pm

keepcoolbutcare wrote:No talent Vicki Lewis rip-off




YES! When people don't know who Vicki Lewis is, I've explained that she's like Kathy Griffin, only attractive, kind and funny.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:50 pm

Burl, please, as someone inside the culture, can you answer a question my wife's lesbian couple friends won't?

Why aren't women "g a y"? Only men are described that way. You can't say "a concern to g a y s." It has to be "g a y s and lesbians." If there is going to be a "proper" term for homosexual women, why isn't there one for homosexual men? Not including the slur-turned-proud-identifier like f-gg-t or queer.

Pardon me if this is too personal. Thanks.

BTW, the f-gg-t transformation is cool. The only drawback is that too many people will learn to insert spaces.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:26 pm

G a y is the proper term for homosexual men... it just doubles as a broad term for homosexuals in general. Also g a y people don't really have an issue with calling themselves f@ggots or que3rs. All the derogatory terms really have come to mean nothing to most people because they are so overused and also if you call someone who is g a y a f@ggot nowadays most g a y s will just say, "Okay... and?"

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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:19 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:G a y is the proper term for homosexual men... it just doubles as a broad term for homosexuals in general. Also g a y people don't really have an issue with calling themselves f@ggots or que3rs. All the derogatory terms really have come to mean nothing to most people because they are so overused and also if you call someone who is g a y a f@ggot nowadays most g a y s will just say, "Okay... and?"

what does the one I desire do?


Thanks, Burl. This is one that no one ever answered for me. I don't think I ever asked a g a y man, though.

What does f-gg-t do? You just saw.
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:15 am

Herc tried to convince everyone he was only joking, Somehow I'm not buying it.

Herc Said
I can't believe you guys thought I really liked Kathy Griffin! Thing is, Harry only pays be $.90 per unique visitor I attract, but he pays me $2.70 per talkback (not includin the ones the editors post, like this one). Rent is due on Friday, so I thought I'd just post something to which I was certain the trolls would flock. (The Stern post was NOT getting it done.) Thanks guys, for August AND September!!


Sad indeed.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:20 am

THAT was the joke. There mere fact that people believed him is hysterical.
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