Brocktune wrote:
i thought i had successfully purged all memories of sean "x-punk" waltman from my mind long ago. then came havoc.
thanks fucker.
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if you know what I mean muthafucka...

Brocktune wrote:
i thought i had successfully purged all memories of sean "x-punk" waltman from my mind long ago. then came havoc.
thanks fucker.
IF you know what i mean![]()
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Brocktune wrote:smackdown sucks
Terminator wrote:Brocktune wrote:smackdown sucks
Then RAW must be completely horrible. It'll take them a long time to have as good a match as Benoit vs Finlay or JBL vs Mysterio.
One surviving bulldog? Dynamite Kid is still alive.
Terminator wrote:Brocktune wrote:smackdown sucks
Then RAW must be completely horrible.
Brocktune wrote:Terminator wrote:Brocktune wrote:smackdown sucks
Then RAW must be completely horrible. It'll take them a long time to have as good a match as Benoit vs Finlay or JBL vs Mysterio.
One surviving bulldog? Dynamite Kid is still alive.
i hate chris benoit. best technical wrestler. who fuckin cares. best technical, least entertaining. have you ever taken a good look at him? i swear he totally has midget arms. his arms are way too short for his torso, and it makes him look like a taller midget.
MasterWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
MasterWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
Terminator wrote:Brocktune wrote:Terminator wrote:Brocktune wrote:smackdown sucks
Then RAW must be completely horrible. It'll take them a long time to have as good a match as Benoit vs Finlay or JBL vs Mysterio.
One surviving bulldog? Dynamite Kid is still alive.
i hate chris benoit. best technical wrestler. who fuckin cares. best technical, least entertaining. have you ever taken a good look at him? i swear he totally has midget arms. his arms are way too short for his torso, and it makes him look like a taller midget.
What does what he looks like have a thing to do with his wrestling ability?
Smackdown was tremendous last night. King's Court faction is fantastic.
Chairman Kaga wrote:The weirdest thing for me Brocktune is that ECW's new show is going to be on the Sci-Fi channel...wtf?
Vegeta wrote:MasterWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
I imagine Farouqe retired or something. Whether JBL is a "doughy, hick, texan" matters little. The mofo is rich as hell... no joke. He used to appear on investment shows on Fox News and the like. He has made a fortune in real life on the stock market.
Vegeta wrote:MasterWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
I imagine Farouqe retired or something. Whether JBL is a "doughy, hick, texan" matters little. The mofo is rich as hell... no joke. He used to appear on investment shows on Fox News and the like. He has made a fortune in real life on the stock market.
Kilgore wrote:Vegeta wrote:Mast erWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
I imagine Farouqe retired or something. Whether JBL is a "doughy, hick, texan" matters little. The mofo is rich as hell... no joke. He used to appear on investment shows on Fox News and the like. He has made a fortune in real life on the stock market.
Farooq, or Ron Simmons, as he existed in Doom with Butch Reed, got canned due to 'personal issues'. And also because he was about sixty-seven. Bradshaw is one of Vince's beloved, so he got repackaged as a combo of his real-life persona and Ted DiBiase.
Kilgore wrote:Vegeta wrote:Mast erWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
I imagine Farouqe retired or something. Whether JBL is a "doughy, hick, texan" matters little. The mofo is rich as hell... no joke. He used to appear on investment shows on Fox News and the like. He has made a fortune in real life on the stock market.
Farooq, or Ron Simmons, as he existed in Doom with Butch Reed, got canned due to 'personal issues'. And also because he was about sixty-seven. Bradshaw is one of Vince's beloved, so he got repackaged as a combo of his real-life persona and Ted DiBiase.
Leckomaniac wrote:Kilgore wrote:[quote= "Vegeta"]Mast erWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
I imagine Farouqe retired or something. Whether JBL is a "doughy, hick, texan" matters little. The mofo is rich as hell... no joke. He used to appear on investment shows on Fox News and the like. He has made a fortune in real life on the stock market.
Farooq, or Ron Simmons, as he existed in Doom with Butch Reed, got canned due to 'personal issues'. And also because he was about sixty-seven. Bradshaw is one of Vince's beloved, so he got repackaged as a combo of his real-life persona and Ted DiBiase.
Kilgore wrote: Ricky Steamboat,
Leckomaniac wrote:Another interesting side note...
Ron Simmons was the best man at John Layfield's wedding. Before it was revealed that Ron Simmons had actually retired, people speculated that perhaps JBL had screwed over Ron Simmons and got him fired. The simple fact is that is untrue and the two remain close.
Vegeta wrote:Leckomaniac wrote:Another interesting side note...
Ron Simmons was the best man at John Layfield's wedding. Before it was revealed that Ron Simmons had actually retired, people speculated that perhaps JBL had screwed over Ron Simmons and got him fired. The simple fact is that is untrue and the two remain close.
That sounds like typical "wrestling story lines" imatating life. Although HHH is married to Vince's daughter.
Leckomaniac wrote:Kilgore wrote:[quote= "Vegeta"]Mast erWhedon wrote:Hey, I left wrestling for a while and now only occasionally check back in. JBL is Bradshaw, no? It took me a while to get why everyone was down with this doughy, hick Texan, then I realized he used to be Bradshaw, part of one of the awesomest tag teams of all time: The Acolytes.
When did that change happen?
I imagine Farouqe retired or something. Whether JBL is a "doughy, hick, texan" matters little. The mofo is rich as hell... no joke. He used to appear on investment shows on Fox News and the like. He has made a fortune in real life on the stock market.
Farooq, or Ron Simmons, as he existed in Doom with Butch Reed, got canned due to 'personal issues'. And also because he was about sixty-seven. Bradshaw is one of Vince's beloved, so he got repackaged as a combo of his real-life persona and Ted DiBiase.
Leckomaniac wrote:HA! Buff Bagwell. I remember I was flipping through the channels one night and saw Buff Bagwell. I went to check it out and it was one of those softcore porn movies they air late on Cinemax. I was cracking up.
Kilgore wrote:Leckomaniac wrote:HA! Buff Bagwell. I remember I was flipping through the channels one night and saw Buff Bagwell. I went to check it out and it was one of those softcore porn movies they air late on Cinemax. I was cracking up.
My favorite addendum to this is a guy they've got now, Rob Conway, who was part of La Resistance, had to getg re-packaged when the tag team got split up...so he came up with his own thing, and he was freaking IDENTICAL to Buff Bagwell...same stache and everything. Oh, except his wrestling trucks were mostly see-through, like fishnet. So he out-Bagwelled Bagwell.
What kind of guy, given a choice to rip off ANYBODY he wants, picks BUFF BAGWELL?
Needless to say, he isn't on much anymore.
Kilgore wrote:What kind of guy, given a choice to rip off ANYBODY he wants, picks BUFF BAGWELL?
Fried Gold wrote:Kilgore wrote:What kind of guy, given a choice to rip off ANYBODY he wants, picks BUFF BAGWELL?
It's called "The creative team have no ideas and so think it'd be a good idea to revisit past failures".
They've even went back to Lex Luger's old gimmick a couple of times and even a Papa Shango re-run. Yes. Things have got that bad.
cap wrote:I have noticed the same thing. A lot of the same storyline being drug back up. Now you have Kane vs Kane (ie Undertaker v Undertaker).
It is pretty pathetic where Vince has gone with some of this stuff.
I really wonder how long it is before Trips goes heel again. Probably about 5 minutes.
Here's to hopin TNA gets more successful. The last time Vince did anything of value was when he was challenged.
Terminator wrote:No Canadian channels have picked up ECW yet, but TSN is showing "WWE Vs. ECW: Head to Head" next week.
As far as Orton goes...there's a reason he's not on Tv. He was suspended, but no one has really said why. It apparently happened on WrestleMania weekend, though.
He'll be back soon, though.
Terminator wrote:Sorry if this has already been cleared up, but I was reading page one..
LOL, there has been only one Undertaker just like there's only been one Ultimate Warrior.
Fried Gold wrote:And there have been at least three Ultimate Warriors.
Pre-insanity Warrior
Black stuff on his face Warrior
Angry Super Conservative Warrior
Kilgore wrote:Fried Gold wrote:And there have been at least three Ultimate Warriors.
Pre-insanity Warrior
Black stuff on his face Warrior
Angry Super Conservative Warrior
When was there a 'Pre-Insanity Warrior' as you claim? Dude's always been bat-shit nuts as far back as I remember. Even footage from when he was 'Dingo Warrior' shows the crazy.
And if you want some good conspiracy reading, track down his official website. It's outstanding.
Chairman Kaga wrote:Terminator wrote:Sorry if this has already been cleared up, but I was reading page one..
LOL, there has been only one Undertaker just like there's only been one Ultimate Warrior.
Except for that time there was two.Have you forgotten the terrible Undertaker vs Undertaker match?
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