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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Fievel on Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:22 am

Peven wrote:one thing that makes it less enjoyable to watch sports is the absolutely lame Bud Light commercials. i am not sure who they reflect upon worse, the insidious little Struggling Background Artists who make them or the fucking morons who apparently responded positively to them enough to keep them running....

...to be fair the Miller Light commercials with the bar whores ragging on dudes who don't care what light beer they get are only a micro-bit less shit

seriously, you can tell a lot about the target market for a product by watching the commercials, because the companies and marketing people aren't just throwing shit out there blind, if a commercial runs, and continues to run, it is because it is testing well among those it is intended to entice into buying the product....and so beer commercials are very telling....very telling indeed...


I guess that's why microbrews don't have commercials - because they truly have a quality product compared to the main corporate American shitbrews.
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Ribbons on Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:03 pm

papalazeru wrote:
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No fair. You can't paste entertaining ads here. This is the commercials thread. It's supposed to be full of the bile and garbage of human life.


Sorry :oops:

Peven wrote:one thing that makes it less enjoyable to watch sports is the absolutely lame Bud Light commercials. i am not sure who they reflect upon worse, the insidious little Struggling Background Artists who make them or the fucking morons who apparently responded positively to them enough to keep them running....

...to be fair the Miller Light commercials with the bar whores ragging on dudes who don't care what light beer they get are only a micro-bit less shit


Yeah, the Bud Light/Miller Light "Man Up" commercials are pretty terrible, and they pander to the worst parts of their audience. Maybe this is the exception that proves the rule, but I do remember one Bud Light commercial from about a year ago that was pretty hilarious and not offensive, at least as far as I can tell. And here it is!

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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Hermanator X on Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:15 pm

These norwegian ones for milk make me chuckle at the moment.



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Re: Television Commercials

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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Wolfpack on Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:14 pm

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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Peven on Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:04 pm

Ribbons wrote:


love this one
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby SilentBobX on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:31 pm



Dunno why, but I love this.


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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Peven on Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:33 am

same here :lol:
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby DerLanghaarige on Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:51 am

I...don't know how this should make me trust the advertised product.

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Re: Television Commercials

Postby Wolfpack on Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:29 pm

Google Chrome with Adblock is the bomb diggity. It is written.
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby travis-dane on Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:22 am

DerLanghaarige wrote:I...don't know how this should make me trust the advertised product.



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Re: Television Commercials

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:49 am

travis-dane wrote:Agent Smith will take good care of you...as long as your last name is not Anderson.


but what if it's your first name?

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Re: Television Commercials

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Re: Television Commercials

Postby papalazeru on Tue May 07, 2013 1:42 am

That commercial feels like it's trying too hard to be Flight of the Conchords.
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby papalazeru on Tue May 07, 2013 4:39 pm

The best commercial made in the Universe!!!

Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby so sorry on Tue May 07, 2013 5:08 pm

papalazeru wrote:The best commercial made in the Universe!!!




Twas OK. But I only chuckled in the end when Nimoy gave him the vulcan grip...THAT was funny!
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby TheBaxter on Tue May 07, 2013 5:18 pm

zachary quinto has a sweet pad.







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Re: Television Commercials

Postby minstrel on Wed May 08, 2013 1:07 am

I laughed till I stopped! I actually didn't know Nimoy could be that funny.

I bet they Mercedes people are pissed off, though...
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Re: Television Commercials

Postby TheBaxter on Wed May 08, 2013 9:44 am

minstrel wrote:I laughed till I stopped! I actually didn't know Nimoy could be that funny.

I bet they Mercedes people are pissed off, though...


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Re: Television Commercials

Postby papalazeru on Wed May 08, 2013 6:08 pm

so sorry wrote:
papalazeru wrote:The best commercial made in the Universe!!!




Twas OK. But I only chuckled in the end when Nimoy gave him the vulcan grip...THAT was funny!


C'mon SS. You need the set up to make that funny.

Plus, Nimoy's hair color is out of this world!
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Re: Television Commercials

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Crest Team Vs. the Cavity Creeps

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Re: Television Commercials

Postby minstrel on Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:12 am

The "Cavity Creeps"? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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