The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

[TheBaxter]

Corey Feldman! Corey Haim! Together Again!

The Coreys

i dare you not to watch!

I

DARE

YOU!!!

[havocSchultz]

Do not try and debate me on this, for I have too just learned about this news. At the same time I also learned that Corey Haim is from Canada...Dammit.

Fucking Diner.

And Feldman was teh bomb in Surreal Life yo. I thought he was perfectly able to capture the pathos needed to portray such a deutschbag like himself...

[Kilgore]

I don't know whether to be sad, or joyous.

I guess it depends on if Feldman goes mullet by the time this ramps up. And if Short Round makes a guest appearance.

[tapehead]

On the strength of their recent robot chicken ep I would say this could work, and I'll give it a look - it's definitely 'fictionalised comedy' and not *shudder* 'reality television', right?

[TheBaxter]

this news is so wonderful, so awe-inspiring, i had to create a brand new sig to celebrate it!

[King Psyz]

this is the greatest news ever

[St. Alphonzo]

The Coreys would find the Coreys playing fictionalized versions of themselves, presumably because it would be funnier and less sad that way.

Oh man, this quote made my day!

[RogueScribner]

This show will be a giant train wreck that will be hard to look away from!

[wonkabar]

Bail....I think they should do another film-trilogy

[The Ginger Man]

As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

[Leckomaniac]

This show will be amazing.

There is no way I can deny the power of the Coreys. No man can.

[John-Locke]

I'm down for this in a big way, The Coreys rule.

[tapehead]

As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

this doesn't bode well; they're just next-gen brat packers. although they were both child stars as well



I used way too many glib magazine catchphrases there, but this was the place to do it

[Kilgore]

As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

Oh, if they put a kid in that show with Feldman and Haim, it certainly will be different.

Look forward to the amusing episode when CH is too loaded and leaves the tot in a shopping cart/at the mall/on a ride on Six Flags and while searching for him keeps getting confused on whether he's looking for his kid, his keys or some self-esteem. Meanwhile CF bemuses another audition lost out on to Seth Green, who will then get a spin-off on the CW, whilst Feldman weeps.

[wonkabar]

I hope they actually call it "The Coreys"

[TheBaxter]

poll added.

vote for your favourite corey!

[monorail77]

As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

I don't know whether to be sad, or joyous.

I guess it depends on if Feldman goes mullet by the time this ramps up. And if Short Round makes a guest appearance.

I think it would Totally Freakin' AwesomeTM if the Coreys got an apartment together and adopted that guy what played Short Round!!!

[Lord Voldemoo]

bump.

Reposting from locked thread...wow, guess this was in development hell for awhile. I wish it'd go back there.

Coreys Feldman and Haim star in a new reality series!

In A&E's semi-reality show — premiering July 15 at 10 pm/ET — Haim reunites with former on-screen partner Corey Feldman by moving in with him and his wife, Susie.

A 1980's flashback from hell?
Or a trashy reality series dream?

[so sorry]

I gotta admit I'm a little intrigued...

Also a little turned on, but that's for another thread.

[Tyrone_Shoelaces]

Oh yeah, I'll watch it.

[wonkabar]

Do you really need the "Two" in the title?

[minstrel]

This just won't do.

What could they possibly have to offer in the line of entertainment? Not bloody much.

The Two Boreys. That'll be the title after Episode 1.

[papalazeru]

I dunno. It's the Coreys. Anything's possible.

[Fievel]

$5 says Haim watches the Feldmans do it..... and wishes Corey gave HIM that kind of attention.

[talkbacker with no name]

The Corey's on Robot Chicken

fixed your link - dog xx

Thanks dog. I'll get the hang of all this soon

[TheBaxter]

OMG OMG OMG!!! it's really HAPPENING!!! THIS WEEKEND!!!

THE TWO COREYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [little girl scream]

check out here: Coreys Interview

and here: Coreys on A&E TV
















i'm gonna be watching the show like THIS:



"CORRREEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[so sorry]

Holy fucking shit Baxter!

That looks like the coolest show evar!

I love how Corey Feldman is played off as the LEVEL HEADED ONE!

And his wife has major gazombos. Super hot.

[Chilli]

Please tell me the Brits'll get it. I can't stand not seeing fucked up TV shows starring 80s actors.

[monorail77]

Wow. That 7 minute preview looked....boring. Especially because its largely scripted ("the perfect blend of scripted and reality television" one of them said) Feldman's wife is cute, but a bad actress. Nice house they've got, though. Ahhh, residuals.

[DennisMM]

I don't have TV so I'll only be able to catch whatever pops up on the web, but my first impression is ... Corey Feldman looks gooooooood. Did he have surgery or just grow into adulthood well? Haim, meanwhile, looks ... weathered, to say the least.

[TheBaxter]

Wow. That 7 minute preview looked....boring. Especially because its largely scripted ("the perfect blend of scripted and reality television" one of them said) Feldman's wife is cute, but a bad actress. Nice house they've got, though. Ahhh, residuals.

well, of COURSE feldman's wife is gonna look bad, when you put her between two acting giants like THE COREYS!!!

so did anyone else watch it this weekend? i don't know how much is real and how much isn't, including the corey-wife's boobs. but she is hot, nonetheless. this thing is so cheesy, the only thing it is missing is sanjaya. if they bring in sanjaya as a secret surprise houseguest, this will take on mythic proportions of greatness.

[minstrel]

nonetheless. this thing is so cheesy, the only thing it is missing is sanjaya. if they bring in sanjaya as a secret surprise houseguest, this will take on mythic proportions of greatness.

But is Sanjaya available? Shirley his career is soaring! Shirley his schedule is packed!

And I am calling you Shirley.

[TheBaxter]

it's a sad day in the corey-verse

if these two kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

[minstrel]

it's a sad day in the corey-verse

if these two kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

This gives off the odor of publicity stunt to try to renew public interest in a pair of E-listers. And to get at least one mention in the press of Lost Boys 2.

[TheBaxter]

the same thought crossed my mind. but i just can't bear the thought that the coreys would lie to us.

[minstrel]

the same thought crossed my mind. but i just can't bear the thought that the coreys would lie to us.

And this gives off the odor of sarcasm ...

[Fievel]

Holy shit.

I just watched an episode of this.
Corey Haim is a fucking trainwreck!!! It's sad when Corey Feldman, Pauley Shore, and Todd Bridges come off as the most normal people in a room.

[TheBaxter]

since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.

[so sorry]

since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.

Damn. I was really pulling for those two...

[TheBaxter]

since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.

Damn. I was really pulling for those two...

i was only pulling for her.

if you know what i mean.

[Fievel]

since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.

Damn. I was really pulling for those two...

i was only pulling for her.

if you know what i mean.

But you were looking directly in Corey's eyes, and that's just nasty.

[TheBaxter]

Corey Feldman's band plays at a minor league baseball game... and the team apologizes for it

"Being a Corey means never having to say you're sorry..."

[TheBaxter]

first this happened:



then this happened:

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/corey-f ... 37417.html


zod bless you, corey feldman. you are a national treasure.

[so sorry]

first this happened:



then this happened:

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/corey-f ... 37417.html


zod bless you, corey feldman. you are a national treasure.

That dude has always had a Michael Jackson infatuation.

That was hardly a train wreck performance though.

[TheBaxter]

the first 30 seconds are hilariously goofy, after that it kinda turns into a normal performance (with terrible singing and terrible music) but i don't know if very many people even make it past the opening.
but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.

[so sorry]

but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.

Yeah, ask his pal Corey Haim...

[TheBaxter]

but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.

Yeah, ask his pal Corey Haim...

speaking of...

Corey Haim's alleged childhood rapist could be revealed soon

[so sorry]

but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.

Yeah, ask his pal Corey Haim...

speaking of...

Corey Haim's alleged childhood rapist could be revealed soon

YIKES!

[TheBaxter]

you can't keep a good Corey down

and now that Hillary has received the endorsement of the sole surviving Corey, we can all breathe a little bit easier. Trump may have Don King, but nothing trumps a Corey endorsement.

[TheBaxter]

Corey Feldman is saving America, one horribly out-of-tune song at a time


seriously... this is SO BAD. he sounds like one of those deluded people who used to go on American Idol, thinking they were the best singer ever, when in reality they're tone-deaf and delusional.