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The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:11 am
by TheBaxter
Corey Feldman! Corey Haim! Together Again!

The Coreys

i dare you not to watch!

I

DARE

YOU!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:16 am
by havocSchultz
Do not try and debate me on this, for I have too just learned about this news. At the same time I also learned that Corey Haim is from Canada...Dammit.

Fucking Diner.

And Feldman was teh bomb in Surreal Life yo. I thought he was perfectly able to capture the pathos needed to portray such a deutschbag like himself...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:20 am
by Kilgore
I don't know whether to be sad, or joyous.

I guess it depends on if Feldman goes mullet by the time this ramps up. And if Short Round makes a guest appearance.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:24 am
by tapehead
On the strength of their recent robot chicken ep I would say this could work, and I'll give it a look - it's definitely 'fictionalised comedy' and not *shudder* 'reality television', right?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:58 am
by TheBaxter
this news is so wonderful, so awe-inspiring, i had to create a brand new sig to celebrate it!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:08 am
by King Psyz
this is the greatest news ever

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:21 am
by St. Alphonzo
The Coreys would find the Coreys playing fictionalized versions of themselves, presumably because it would be funnier and less sad that way.


Oh man, this quote made my day!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:40 pm
by RogueScribner
This show will be a giant train wreck that will be hard to look away from!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:25 pm
by wonkabar
Bail....I think they should do another film-trilogy

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:30 pm
by The Ginger Man
As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:57 pm
by Leckomaniac
This show will be amazing.

There is no way I can deny the power of the Coreys. No man can.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:24 pm
by John-Locke
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I'm down for this in a big way, The Coreys rule.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:35 pm
by tapehead
The Ginger Man wrote:As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

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this doesn't bode well; they're just next-gen brat packers. although they were both child stars as well



I used way too many glib magazine catchphrases there, but this was the place to do it

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:49 pm
by Kilgore
The Ginger Man wrote:As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

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Oh, if they put a kid in that show with Feldman and Haim, it certainly will be different.

Look forward to the amusing episode when CH is too loaded and leaves the tot in a shopping cart/at the mall/on a ride on Six Flags and while searching for him keeps getting confused on whether he's looking for his kid, his keys or some self-esteem. Meanwhile CF bemuses another audition lost out on to Seth Green, who will then get a spin-off on the CW, whilst Feldman weeps.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:40 pm
by wonkabar
I hope they actually call it "The Coreys"

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:20 pm
by TheBaxter
poll added.

vote for your favourite corey!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:48 pm
by monorail77
The Ginger Man wrote:As brilliant of a monstrosity as this show is...is it really that much different than this?

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Kilgore wrote:I don't know whether to be sad, or joyous.

I guess it depends on if Feldman goes mullet by the time this ramps up. And if Short Round makes a guest appearance.


I think it would Totally Freakin' AwesomeTM if the Coreys got an apartment together and adopted that guy what played Short Round!!!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:35 pm
by Lord Voldemoo
bump.

Reposting from locked thread...wow, guess this was in development hell for awhile. I wish it'd go back there. :twisted:

Fievel wrote:
Coreys Feldman and Haim star in a new reality series!

In A&E's semi-reality show — premiering July 15 at 10 pm/ET — Haim reunites with former on-screen partner Corey Feldman by moving in with him and his wife, Susie.


A 1980's flashback from hell?
Or a trashy reality series dream?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:42 pm
by so sorry
I gotta admit I'm a little intrigued...

Also a little turned on, but that's for another thread.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:15 pm
by Tyrone_Shoelaces
Oh yeah, I'll watch it.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:24 pm
by wonkabar
Do you really need the "Two" in the title?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:10 am
by minstrel
This just won't do.

What could they possibly have to offer in the line of entertainment? Not bloody much.

The Two Boreys. That'll be the title after Episode 1.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:32 am
by papalazeru
I dunno. It's the Coreys. Anything's possible.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:41 am
by Fievel
$5 says Haim watches the Feldmans do it..... and wishes Corey gave HIM that kind of attention.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:46 am
by talkbacker with no name
The Corey's on Robot Chicken

fixed your link - dog xx

Thanks dog. I'll get the hang of all this soon :)

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:30 pm
by TheBaxter
OMG OMG OMG!!! it's really HAPPENING!!! THIS WEEKEND!!!

THE TWO COREYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [little girl scream]

check out here: Coreys Interview

and here: Coreys on A&E TV
















i'm gonna be watching the show like THIS:

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"CORRREEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:03 pm
by so sorry
Holy fucking shit Baxter!

That looks like the coolest show evar!

I love how Corey Feldman is played off as the LEVEL HEADED ONE!

And his wife has major gazombos. Super hot.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:05 pm
by Chilli
Please tell me the Brits'll get it. I can't stand not seeing fucked up TV shows starring 80s actors.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:39 pm
by monorail77
Wow. That 7 minute preview looked....boring. Especially because its largely scripted ("the perfect blend of scripted and reality television" one of them said) Feldman's wife is cute, but a bad actress. Nice house they've got, though. Ahhh, residuals.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:10 pm
by DennisMM
I don't have TV so I'll only be able to catch whatever pops up on the web, but my first impression is ... Corey Feldman looks gooooooood. Did he have surgery or just grow into adulthood well? Haim, meanwhile, looks ... weathered, to say the least.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:13 am
by TheBaxter
monorail77 wrote:Wow. That 7 minute preview looked....boring. Especially because its largely scripted ("the perfect blend of scripted and reality television" one of them said) Feldman's wife is cute, but a bad actress. Nice house they've got, though. Ahhh, residuals.


well, of COURSE feldman's wife is gonna look bad, when you put her between two acting giants like THE COREYS!!!

so did anyone else watch it this weekend? i don't know how much is real and how much isn't, including the corey-wife's boobs. but she is hot, nonetheless. this thing is so cheesy, the only thing it is missing is sanjaya. if they bring in sanjaya as a secret surprise houseguest, this will take on mythic proportions of greatness.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:36 am
by minstrel
TheBaxter wrote:nonetheless. this thing is so cheesy, the only thing it is missing is sanjaya. if they bring in sanjaya as a secret surprise houseguest, this will take on mythic proportions of greatness.


But is Sanjaya available? Shirley his career is soaring! Shirley his schedule is packed!

And I am calling you Shirley.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:59 am
by TheBaxter
it's a sad day in the corey-verse

if these two kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:27 am
by minstrel
TheBaxter wrote:it's a sad day in the corey-verse

if these two kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?


This gives off the odor of publicity stunt to try to renew public interest in a pair of E-listers. And to get at least one mention in the press of Lost Boys 2.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:30 pm
by TheBaxter
the same thought crossed my mind. but i just can't bear the thought that the coreys would lie to us.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:38 pm
by minstrel
TheBaxter wrote:the same thought crossed my mind. but i just can't bear the thought that the coreys would lie to us.


And this gives off the odor of sarcasm ...

:wink:

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:14 am
by Fievel
Holy shit.

I just watched an episode of this.
Corey Haim is a fucking trainwreck!!! It's sad when Corey Feldman, Pauley Shore, and Todd Bridges come off as the most normal people in a room.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:41 pm
by TheBaxter
since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:17 pm
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.



Damn. I was really pulling for those two...

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:55 pm
by TheBaxter
so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.



Damn. I was really pulling for those two...


i was only pulling for her.

if you know what i mean.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankind

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:20 pm
by Fievel
TheBaxter wrote:
so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:since there's no more appropriate thread for this...

corey feldman's superhot wife is divorcing him

for the 1 1/2 episodes of this show that i managed to survive watching, the biggest question i had was, how the hell did corey feldman score such a hot wife? i guess the answer was money, fame, and the promise of a big studly alimony check when it was all over.



Damn. I was really pulling for those two...


i was only pulling for her.

if you know what i mean.


But you were looking directly in Corey's eyes, and that's just nasty.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:22 pm
by TheBaxter
Corey Feldman's band plays at a minor league baseball game... and the team apologizes for it

"Being a Corey means never having to say you're sorry..."

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:32 am
by TheBaxter
first this happened:



then this happened:

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/corey-f ... 37417.html


zod bless you, corey feldman. you are a national treasure.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:27 am
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:first this happened:



then this happened:

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/corey-f ... 37417.html


zod bless you, corey feldman. you are a national treasure.


That dude has always had a Michael Jackson infatuation.

That was hardly a train wreck performance though.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:41 pm
by TheBaxter
the first 30 seconds are hilariously goofy, after that it kinda turns into a normal performance (with terrible singing and terrible music) but i don't know if very many people even make it past the opening.
but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 2:51 pm
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.



Yeah, ask his pal Corey Haim...

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:41 pm
by TheBaxter
so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.



Yeah, ask his pal Corey Haim...


speaking of...

Corey Haim's alleged childhood rapist could be revealed soon

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:00 pm
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:
so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:but hey, he gets to go on tv and sing his shitty songs with 4 hot chicks dressed like angels, so life could definitely be worse.



Yeah, ask his pal Corey Haim...


speaking of...

Corey Haim's alleged childhood rapist could be revealed soon



YIKES!

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:43 pm
by TheBaxter
you can't keep a good Corey down

and now that Hillary has received the endorsement of the sole surviving Corey, we can all breathe a little bit easier. Trump may have Don King, but nothing trumps a Corey endorsement.

Re: The Coreys aka The Greatest Show Ever Invented By Mankin

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:25 am
by TheBaxter
Corey Feldman is saving America, one horribly out-of-tune song at a time


seriously... this is SO BAD. he sounds like one of those deluded people who used to go on American Idol, thinking they were the best singer ever, when in reality they're tone-deaf and delusional.