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Postby bastard_robo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:15 pm

Not to be confused with the Pro Wrestling Thread. (as they are 2 diffrent things) With UFC getting bigger every day, IFL getting a deal on MY NETWORK TV, and PRIDE FC finally getting on American Soil, This would be the perfect place to discuss the ass kicking that is put on for our amusment like the gladiators of Rome so long ago!
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Postby Grammar Police on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:19 pm

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The Thread Title wrote:THE ZONE'S OFFICAL MMA (MIXED MARTIAL ARTS) THREAD!

Please pull this thread over at once.
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Postby Fawst on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:22 pm

First off:

Randy Couteurre (sp) needs to LOSE against Tim Sylvia. Why?

Second off:

Crocop needs to kick the SHIT out of him! I want Sylvia to lose in epic fashion. I am so sick of that oaf! Most boring fights ever. Even Arlovski put on zero show against him.

Does anyone know what happened to the Chuck Liddell/Wanderlei Silva matchup? I remember them hyping it during a show, and then nothing ever came of it. Oh well, at least UFC has Rampage Jackson and Mirko Crocop to do some damage.
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:33 pm

MMA, hunh?

all i got is three words for ya:

FUCK. MATT. HUGHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:35 pm

Steven Seagal's doing one on C4 right now, UKers.
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Postby bastard_robo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:36 pm

Excellent to see that there is some MMA love here in the zone!

Though I think we all know that UFC has no home grown talent that could hold a stick to any of Pride's fighters. Especially FEDOR!
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Postby Fried Gold on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:38 pm

It's all fake and scripted.
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Postby bastard_robo on Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:45 pm

Fried Gold wrote:It's all fake and scripted.


some one's cranky!
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:40 pm

bastard_robo wrote:Not to be confused with the Pro Wrestling Thread. (as they are 2 diffrent things) With UFC getting bigger every day, IFL getting a deal on MY NETWORK TV, and PRIDE FC finally getting on American Soil, This would be the perfect place to discuss the ass kicking that is put on for our amusment like the gladiators of Rome so long ago!


I thought this was a place to discuss real Martial Arts.

You know...like Chinese or Japanese styles better?

Qi gong or Ki?

Yin or Yang?

Early morning monkey spank or Going to bed 5 knuckle shuffle?
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Postby bastard_robo on Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:44 pm

papalazeru wrote:
bastard_robo wrote:Not to be confused with the Pro Wrestling Thread. (as they are 2 diffrent things) With UFC getting bigger every day, IFL getting a deal on MY NETWORK TV, and PRIDE FC finally getting on American Soil, This would be the perfect place to discuss the ass kicking that is put on for our amusment like the gladiators of Rome so long ago!


I thought this was a place to discuss real Martial Arts.

You know...like Chinese or Japanese styles better?

Qi gong or Ki?

Yin or Yang?

Early morning monkey spank or Going to bed 5 knuckle shuffle?


Im more of a fan of the GOING TO BED 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE... I've been a black belt in it for the last 9 years....
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:56 pm

A ha....so as your sight dims...your reflexes and sound heighten.

I bet you're looking forward to Parkinsons in your old age.
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:52 pm

Stephan Bonnar v. Forrest Griffin = the best fight ever.

I saw it live, (on TV) and that's all people could talk about later. If you saw it, you know why.

I did a little research and saw that it was voted as 2005's MMA Fight of the Year.

I thought Bonnar should have won by decision, but it was terribly close and Griffin won. The UFC did the rigth thing by awarding contracts (the winner was to recieve a contract with UFC) to both fighters, because there were no losers in that fight.
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Postby Fawst on Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:56 pm

That was easily the best fight of that year. And nothing much has come close to be honest. The only other thing that I think I enjoyed nearly as much was Hughes vs Royce Gracey. If only because Hughes would have made any other man alive tap out with that hold he got on him, but damn... not that time!

Actually, the Rampage fight from the last PPV UFC was pretty good too. Then again, he hit the other guy with like 4 uppercuts and and 3 other hits on his way down. Sick.
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Postby Peven on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:14 pm

it was pretty sweet seeing Georges St Pierre take out Hughes. now i'd like to see Silva get taken out even more brutally, even moreso than the way Rich Franklin had his face rearranged last fall.
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:23 pm

dude, totally.

GSP is a shining beacon of class amidst a storm of ignorant douchebags like matt hughes.
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Postby bastard_robo on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:15 pm

Brocktune wrote:dude, totally.

GSP is a shining beacon of class amidst a storm of ignorant douchebags like matt hughes.


Maybe thats why UFC needs to start brining in more fighters from afar than just North America. Cro Cop is a start. This is why PRIDE puts on better matches. They have a nice wide roster from around the world. And not just arrogent duchebags!
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Postby bastard_robo on Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:36 pm

Anyone catch last weeks PRIDE SHOW... Excellent show.. and Dan Henderson is now a double champ in 2 weight classes....

And a shit load of upsets too.

Negeria got KTFO by some new South African guy.. probably the biggest upset of the night..
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Postby bastard_robo on Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:53 am

PRIDE HAS BEEN BOUGHT BY UFC...


ITS the WCW buyout from WWF all over again.


The Japanese newspapers reported today in Tokyo, Japan that the UFC has bought Pride. Rumors of the sale have been circulating for a while, but the deal now appears to be done. One of the newspapers in Japan, SportsHochi, reported that Lorenzo and Frank Fertitta, who own UFC parent company Zuffa LLC, will start a new company, thus disbanding Dream Stage Entertainment, the parent company of Pride. DSE/Pride President Nobuyuki Sakikabara, who brought Pride to the United States and was successful in making the Pride brand one of the most compelling MMA promotions in the world, is reportedly resigning from his position.



The new company that will operate Pride apparently won't be run directly by UFC or Zuffa, but will be its own entity owned by the Fertittas, so that Pride and the UFC will operate separately. It is also being reported that the two promotions will hold a joint super show once per year. SportsHochi reports that Pride 34 on April 8th will be the last Pride show run by DSE.



So, will Pride be a Japanese or a United States promotion? Apparently, Pride looks to continue to do shows in both Japan and the United States. Intentions are to still have the Lightweight Grand Prix starting in May, with the GP consisting of three shows, all taking place in Japan. The annual New Year's Eve show is still in the plans to take place in Japan. There are also plans to do 2-3 more shows in the United States this year.



There will be a press conference held in Tokyo, Japan at the Roppongi Hills Arena on Tuesday, March 27th, which will be open to the press and fans alike.




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Postby Terminator on Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:23 am

This sucks the nuts, but was expected.

At least DSE will still have HUSTLE.
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Postby Brocktune on Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:18 pm

nice av, termy.

tajirisan is one of my faves!

who ever would've thought that you and i could like the same things? :wink:
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Postby Terminator on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:31 pm

I didn't know we were feuding.
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:33 pm

Terminator wrote:I didn't know we were feuding.


Yeah...but Brock is the heel...so you don't have too much to worry about...
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Postby This is a biscuit on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:02 pm

Im glad that UFC bought Pride. I hope to have some huge matchups now. Hopefully this will lead to a more formalized belt and title system, kinda like boxing USED to have. The end result will of course be; more and better matches and conversely, legitimate champions.
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:22 pm

havocSchultz wrote:
Terminator wrote:I didn't know we were feuding.


Yeah...but Brock is the heel...so you don't have too much to worry about...



hahahaha!

except for when i cheat, and have my buddies run interference on your matches!
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:23 pm

Brocktune wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
Terminator wrote:I didn't know we were feuding.


Yeah...but Brock is the heel...so you don't have too much to worry about...



hahahaha!

except for when i cheat, and have my buddies run interference on your matches!



Dirtiest player in the game...

Ric Flair ain't got shit on you...
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:27 pm

dude, it was my idea for bubba ray to powerbomb Mae Old off the titantron, and through a fucking table!
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:30 pm

Brocktune wrote:dude, it was my idea for bubba ray to powerbomb Mae Old off the titantron, and through a fucking table!


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Postby Terminator on Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:22 am

UFC 70 last night...


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Postby bastard_robo on Sat May 26, 2007 9:43 pm

UFC 71 is tonight...Liddell vs. Jackson!!!

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Jacksons second fight since jumping from PRIDE to UFC... and its against a man whe handed som ass to last time.

I'm hoping that Jackson hands Liddell his ass again tonight.
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Postby bastard_robo on Sat May 26, 2007 9:48 pm

Terminator wrote:UFC 70 last night...


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Holy shit. :shock:


IM STILL CALLING BULLSHIT ON THAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!! Im still thinking that that fight is fixed. Along with a lot of whats been happening in MMA recenlty. All of these "UNDERDOG" wins.... I think mma is slowly becoming boxing in terms of corruption in fights.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sat May 26, 2007 10:05 pm

So... who can comment on the rumour going about in legend that in real life, Chuck Norris kicked Bruce Lee's ass in a bout?

Anyone?
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Postby bastard_robo on Tue May 29, 2007 2:34 am

YES! My man Jackson won! Compleatly owned Liddell! Next L.H title match is between 2 Pride FC guys! YES!
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Postby bastard_robo on Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:56 pm

So.. Did anyone watch on Saturday.


Coture beat Gonzaga by TKO.

Proving my theory that Gonzaga got a lucky hit on Mirko Cro Cop when they fought. Had Cro Cop been in that octagon, we'd have a new UFC champ right now.


The rest of the show was fairly good.


2 weeks till Dan Henderson and Quintin Jackson make history and unify 2 titles from 2 different companies.
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Postby King Psyz on Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:08 pm

I really should go see it sometime since I live in the home of MMA and all.
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Postby bastard_robo on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:05 am

DAMN RIGHT!

You've already Sinned for not going to the ones that have already happend!
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Postby King Psyz on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:13 am

does it help I saw UFC 1 and 2 on PPV... the original showings?
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Postby bastard_robo on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:15 am

Your credit has been re upped.


No longer hellbound, you are now a MARK!

Get into a UFC event then you will be FAN!
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Postby bastard_robo on Wed May 14, 2008 12:15 am

For those who don't know.

ELITE XC will have their first National Broadcast event on the 31st of this month.

Hopefully, it'll jump start them as US competitors for UFC. Since PRIDE FC is now gone, Theres room for come competition.

This man..
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KIMBO SLICE is headlining


BUT.. the real reason to watch is because of my second love interest besides Christina Ricci as Tirxie..

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Gina Carano :-P

Not only is she one of the HOTTEST women of all time, she can kick some serious ass too (which make her even HOTTER in my book)

WATCH IT!!!!!!
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Postby Peven on Wed May 14, 2008 2:07 am

UFC and WEC and are the real deal, but EliteXC is flash without substance right now, and they are protecting Kimbo. the two cards to watch are the Penn-Sherk card for UFC on May 24th, and then the Faber-Pulver card on WEC on Sunday June 1st.
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Postby bastard_robo on Wed May 14, 2008 2:49 am

Peven wrote:UFC and WEC and are the real deal, but EliteXC is flash without substance right now, and they are protecting Kimbo. the two cards to watch are the Penn-Sherk card for UFC on May 24th, and then the Faber-Pulver card on WEC on Sunday June 1st.


Not a huge Sherk fan.. BJ will win with a second round submission.. thats just my guess.


And of course XC is protecting Kimbo. The man has star potential. Dana White and Liddell are talking shit on him now because if he proves to be a ligit deal, he could boost XC to full on competition. If he dose prove to be the real deal (remember, he's being trained by BAS FUCKING RUTTEN) You'll see Dana change his song in two seconds and say that he would LOVE to see Kimbo in UFC! If Kimbo isnt then he'll just stick to the I TOLD YOU SO. This is the man that said that FEDOR isnt the best heavyweight in the world and that he's not worth UFC's time.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 3:13 am

bastard_robo wrote:This man..
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You've posted a picture of the man. He's going to eat you alive now.

Or he's going to breathe fire all over you and turn you into a kebab.
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papalazeru wrote:
bastard_robo wrote:This man..
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You've posted a picture of the man. He's going to eat you alive now.

Or he's going to breathe fire all over you and turn you into a kebab.


I've been saying that he looks like he could Rape a water buffalo with out incident
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 3:33 am

bastard_robo wrote:I've been saying that he looks like he could Rape a water buffalo with out incident


I wouldn't say no to him.

He's like the modern day, pimp my Mr.T.

Psstt! He's got an 'outy'....eeewwwwww!
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Postby bastard_robo on Wed May 14, 2008 3:42 am

He kinda dose look like MR T if he did a shit load of Roids and a little bit of Crack too.

Still, he has nothing on this...


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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 3:45 am

Oh yes. She could take me down any time.
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Postby bastard_robo on Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 am

I have touched her!

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The dirty, dirty things I would do to this girl..

If she couldn't kick my ass, I would go complete QUEST FOR FIRE on her!
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 3:56 am

bastard_robo wrote:I have touched her!

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The dirty, dirty things I would do to this girl..

If she couldn't kick my ass, I would go complete QUEST FOR FIRE on her!


You are so lucky.....



getting to actually touch Bastard_Robo. I hope you think your lucky girl.

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Postby bastard_robo on Wed May 14, 2008 3:57 am

papalazeru wrote:
bastard_robo wrote:I have touched her!

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The dirty, dirty things I would do to this girl..

If she couldn't kick my ass, I would go complete QUEST FOR FIRE on her!


You are so lucky.....



getting to actually touch Bastard_Robo. I hope you think your lucky girl.

heheh!


YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!
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Re: THE ZONE'S MMA (MIXED MARTIAL ARTS) THREAD!

Postby CeeBeeUK on Wed May 14, 2008 5:15 am

bastard_robo wrote:
papalazeru wrote:
bastard_robo wrote:I have touched her!

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The dirty, dirty things I would do to this girl..

If she couldn't kick my ass, I would go complete QUEST FOR FIRE on her!


You are so lucky.....



getting to actually touch Bastard_Robo. I hope you think your lucky girl.

heheh!


YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!


How many times must we explain the rules to Rock-Paper-Scissors? Sigh!





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