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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby so sorry on Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:17 pm

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A lot of articles are praising the Helen Mirren anti-drunk driving ad. I actually thought it was horrible. To treat lightly something so ridiculously horrible...it doesn't make a point, it makes a joke. Is anyone going to think differently about driving while intoxicated because an Oscar-winning actress called them silly insults? No. Not a single one.


that's what you think! this ad is just a precursor to the real campaign, where they will clone millions of miniature Helen Mirrens, which will be installed on the dashboard of every car sold in America, and they will have built-in breathalyzers which will monitor the alcohol content of the driver's breath and if it's above the legal limit, your miniature dashboard Helen Mirren will then begin shouting loud insults at you until you pull over and break down in tears.



I'll take one of those only if I can blow in one her her big boobies.
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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:17 pm

so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Fievel wrote:Sorry for your loss!

A lot of articles are praising the Helen Mirren anti-drunk driving ad. I actually thought it was horrible. To treat lightly something so ridiculously horrible...it doesn't make a point, it makes a joke. Is anyone going to think differently about driving while intoxicated because an Oscar-winning actress called them silly insults? No. Not a single one.


that's what you think! this ad is just a precursor to the real campaign, where they will clone millions of miniature Helen Mirrens, which will be installed on the dashboard of every car sold in America, and they will have built-in breathalyzers which will monitor the alcohol content of the driver's breath and if it's above the legal limit, your miniature dashboard Helen Mirren will then begin shouting loud insults at you until you pull over and break down in tears.



I'll take one of those only if I can blow in one her her big boobies.


sorry, i don't think it works that way. but they make other dolls for that.
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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby Ribbons on Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:21 pm

There were several "controversial" commercials that aired during the Superbowl this year, but the one that seems to be getting the most chatter today is Lumber 84:

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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby Ribbons on Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:35 am

At first I was confused as to why they were playing a Nirvana song over a series of multiracial babies, but then I found out it was a T-Mobile commercial.





That didn't really help clarify things.
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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby so sorry on Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:58 am

I certainly wasn't paying too close attention to the commercials this year, but I thought the MLK speech for Ram truck was a little out of line. His speeches are so powerful, thought provoking, heartbreaking, and inspirational, I hate to see them used for a companies gain like that.

But fuck it, whatever, THE EAGLES WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:46 pm

so sorry wrote:I certainly wasn't paying too close attention to the commercials this year, but I thought the MLK speech for Ram truck was a little out of line. His speeches are so powerful, thought provoking, heartbreaking, and inspirational, I hate to see them used for a companies gain like that.

But fuck it, whatever, THE EAGLES WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i'm just surprised they didn't use his famous "I Have a Truck" speech.
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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby Peven on Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:08 pm

the Solo trailer was the best
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Re: Super Bowl Commercials

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:17 pm

if Game of Thrones ends with Tyrion Lannister spitting Busta Rhymes and breathing fire, i won't be mad.
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