Who is a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole?

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Who is a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole?

Milla Jovovich
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38%
Milla Jovovich
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6%
Milla Jovovich
4
25%
Milla Jovovich
5
31%
 
Total votes : 16

Postby Brocktune on Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:58 pm

anybody remember sha-na-na? i understand bowser died of a calcium deficiency. is that like water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:53 am

I remember sha na na, but I wish I didn't. Thanks BROCKTUNE!
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:09 am

New York City's superstars, have the most amazing resume in rock and roll. They appeared at Woodstock, performed regularly at the Fillmore East, had their own TV variety show, and were featured in the movie "Grease" - and most of 'em got degrees from Columbia University too. Sha Na Na has made vintage rock 'n roll their own, and they still perform for hep cats and hippies alike.

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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:22 am

Brocktune wrote:anybody remember sha-na-na? i understand bowser died of a calcium deficiency. is that like water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink?

According to the Sha-na-na website that I found
Jon “Bowzer” Bauman lives with his family in the L.A. area and still tours as a solo act singing and hosting shows.

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:43 am

Holy crappa I donna believe a how this a thread, she has a degenerated from a Milla to Bowzer.

The Dino he SCOLD a you all!
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Postby thomasgaffney on Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:53 am

Here you go, Dino. To get you back on topic.....

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Postby ONeillSG1 on Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:21 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Holy crappa I donna believe a how this a thread, she has a degenerated from a Milla to Bowzer.

The Dino he SCOLD a you all!


See, if you would have stuck with Keira Knightley, none of this would have ever happened.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:50 pm

St. Alphonzo wrote:Believe me wonka, it's as shitty a made-for-TV, 1970s glamour project as you're likely to see. It's as bad as flicks get.

So, yes, get your ass out there and rent it immediately!


It was a theatrical release in Europe. Vomit, vomit, vomit out loud!
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:56 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:This show must have been on opposite something even cooler. Or perhaps it wasn't allowed on Air Force Bases, because--you know--kids are NOT people, too in the Armed Forces. They are just collateral damage.


Tell me about it. Dad, Air Force, 28 years. Korea, Vietnam, West Germany, Okinawa, Thailand, Phillipines plus 8 states.

I went to 10 or 11 schools. I can't remember.
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Postby vicious_bastard on Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:56 pm

bowser died of a calcium deficiency


They should have fed him more bones.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:02 pm

ONeillSG1 wrote:
DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Holy crappa I donna believe a how this a thread, she has a degenerated from a Milla to Bowzer.

The Dino he SCOLD a you all!


See, if you would have stuck with Keira Knightley, none of this would have ever happened.


Keira is too old to be a tomboy. She turned 20 in March. Keisha Castle-Hughes is a true tomboy, at 15, and a real beanpole. She's jailbait, but that's not my point.

My point is that no one who's been a significant adult love interest can be considered a beanpole any longer.
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Postby thomasgaffney on Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:20 pm

But here's how it really works, Dennis...

Keira Knightly will ALWAYS be the sexiest tomboy beanpole. ALWAYS. Even when she's 82 and studly.

Also, if Dino says that Milla Jovovich a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole, then she is.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:50 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:But here's how it really works, Dennis...

Keira Knightly will ALWAYS be the sexiest tomboy beanpole. ALWAYS. Even when she's 82 and studly.

Also, if Dino says that Milla Jovovich a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole, then she is.


This violates logic. ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL!

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:57 pm

Pour liquor on it! It will douse the flames in this bizarro thread.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:55 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Pour liquor on it! It will douse the flames in this bizarro thread.


Mmm ... liquor. I'll have a Flaming Homer.
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Postby wonkabar on Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:22 am

thomasgaffney wrote:Here you go, Dino. To get you back on topic.....

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I want those lips on my.................cheek
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Re: Who is a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole?

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:19 pm

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by the way, am i the only who thinks havoc has returned every time i see Butcher posting with this av?
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Re: Who is a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole?

Postby TheButcher on Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:51 pm

TheBaxter wrote:by the way, am i the only who thinks havoc has returned every time i see Butcher posting with this av?

Should I change it?
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Re: Who is a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole?

Postby Ribbons on Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:58 pm

Yes, dammit!
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Re: Who is a the REAL sexiest tom-a-boy bean-a-pole?

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:43 am

TheButcher wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:by the way, am i the only who thinks havoc has returned every time i see Butcher posting with this av?

Should I change it?


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