Scariest a Hollywood Marriage

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Which is a the scarier Hollywood a marriage?

Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman
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Danny DeVito and Rita Perlman
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Scariest a Hollywood Marriage

Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:28 pm

The Dino, he got a to thinking about a this over inna the Criterion DVD discussion about a the Straw Dogs... keep inna mind... they prolly "did it".
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Postby The Ginger Man on Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:35 pm

These couples aren't scary. They're heartwarming. They show that even in Hollywood, ugly love can find a way.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:49 pm

Hey why you gotta rain onna the parade, eh? Holy crappa, just a look atta me, no? I'm a pretty ugly too, but love, she do find a the way. But a still, I shudder to a think about a the horror of a the Borgnine/Merman wedding a night...
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Postby PVIII on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:53 pm

Danny Devito naked in Big Fish was gross, creepy, and reminded me of a studly, human rat with a mustache. But Deep Roy's still cool in my book.

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:53 pm

Danny DeVito inna the Big a Fish? Holy crappa, I thought it was a the Ron Jeremy!!!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:56 pm

You guys are mean. studly people have feelings too, you know.
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Postby PVIII on Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:57 pm

DennisMM in 5,4,3,2...

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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:04 pm

I served Pizza to Rhea and Danny's kid in Providence, RI (she was/is going to Brown). Thought she'd be a mess of a lot uglier than what she was. 'Bout as tall though.
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Postby cockknocker on Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:30 pm

I thought for a moment I read Danny Devito and Ron Perlman...
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:24 pm

Actually, PVIII, I just got here. studly people can be disgusting. I certainly didn't want to see a naked DeVito, or a naked Burl Ives (no offense, Burl). I've no interest in seeing Bette Midler, but I suspect I'd like a naked Camryn Mannheim. And I'd really like to see that chick in the m&ms commercial. Wow!

By the way, P, how do you pronounce (if you do) your username? It's just not registering with me. I'm probably slow, as is frequently the case.

Oh, and Merman and Borgnine take the cake on this one. Drew Friedman did a cartoon on the hideousness of this union. Merman's pleading, "Come to bed, Ernie." Borgnine, with a distracted smile, replies, "But honey, you know I got diarrhea!"

Merman did claim that she was stuck in a "Dutch oven" with Ernie's fumes during their 32 days of bliss.

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Postby PVIII on Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:36 pm

^I'm just messin' Dennis. It's just P V and 3. My initials (technically PSVIII). Not that cool. :(

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Postby St. Alphonzo on Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:44 pm

DennisMM wrote:Merman did claim that she was stuck in a "Dutch oven" with Ernie's fumes during their 32 days of bliss.

There are some things man was not meant to know.


DennisMM, there are also some things man was not meant to read while eating a meatball sandwich. Eeewww. I think I'll be finishing my lunch much later.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:56 pm

DennisMM wrote:Oh, and Merman and Borgnine take the cake on this one. Drew Friedman did a cartoon on the hideousness of this union. Merman's pleading, "Come to bed, Ernie." Borgnine, with a distracted smile, replies, "But honey, you know I got diarrhea!"


DennisMM, a you magnificent putz, the Dino, he like a you! This a whole thread came about inna my head 'cos a the Drew Friedman funny book! Although, iffa I remember, the line was more like a the "I gots a the shits!" which makes it alla the more horrible!
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:30 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:[DennisMM, a you magnificent putz, the Dino, he like a you! This a whole thread came about inna my head 'cos a the Drew Friedman funny book! Although, iffa I remember, the line was more like a the "I gots a the shits!" which makes it alla the more horrible!


Thank you, Dino. I am a honored.

Could be the shits, Dino, but I'm pretty sure I got it close to right. I looked at the book (Warts and All) last year before I donated a bunch of stuff to a charity sale. I wonder what the buyer thought of it?
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:34 pm

St. Alphonzo wrote:DennisMM, there are also some things man was not meant to read while eating a meatball sandwich. Eeewww. I think I'll be finishing my lunch much later.


Sorry, sir. I have a remarkably strong stomach and tend to think others do, as well. This doesn't always please my wife.

Oddly enough, I can look at horrible wounds and destruction, real and fictional, on TV without flinching. But I cringe and feel my insides shrivel if I see someone get a nasty cut on the finger.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:38 pm

Enh... you a may be right... The Dino, he ordered a the book "Any Similarity to a the Persons Living or Dead" back inna day ('87 I think) anna then, he try to order the "Warts" book, but a the Fantagraphics Press? They send a note to a the Dino saying that a the lost a the plates to a the book, anna they dinna know when they would a ever get it a published... returned a my check anna everything. Looks a like a they finally found a the plates, eh?
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:38 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Enh... you a may be right... The Dino, he ordered a the book "Any Similarity to a the Persons Living or Dead" back inna day ('87 I think) anna then, he try to order the "Warts" book, but a the Fantagraphics Press? They send a note to a the Dino saying that a the lost a the plates to a the book, anna they dinna know when they would a ever get it a published... returned a my check anna everything. Looks a like a they finally found a the plates, eh?


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