Lindsey Lohan in ANOTHER Car Crash?!?

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Lindsey Lohan in ANOTHER Car Crash?!?

Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:15 am

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/05/lohan.crash.ap/index.html

Maybe she should a just a move to a the Florida so she can a shoot the paparazzi inna stead of a crashing inna to other people, eh?
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:22 am

man oh man. what a trainwreck. literally! she just can't stop crashing her car.

advice to Lohan:

1. Lay off the coke.
2. Stop hanging out with cokewhores.
3. Bring the boobies back (Please?).
4. EAT SOMETHING.

you're welcome.

but on the boobies question -- why are starlets giving them up? first Lohan offered her boobies to the god of cocaine and now the luscious Christina Ricci has given up her boobies too? her gigantic natrual boobies?!

WTF is going on?!?!
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:24 am

We must act a now to save a the Jennifer Connelly, Susan Sarandon, anna Mimi Rogers before it's a too late, eh?
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:45 am

damn straight!

we'll call it the SAVE THE BOOBIES campaign -- a grass roots organization designed to make sure the exquisite natural breasts of our finest celebrities stay where they are and aren't scarificed to cocaine, anoerexia, or unnessesary surgery disasters.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:48 am

Rather than spend all that time trying to make them look bigger, women and doctors should concentrate more on making them sag less. Size don't matter so much to me, it's just shape and overall body proportion.

Like Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman 2 wearing that cheap see through brown dress that looks like it's from a K Mart clear out sale. You can see her breasts have fallen down so far, that the Devil's probably in Hell at this very moment scratching his head, looking at her nipples doing dangling through his roof, and thinking "What the Hell are they doing here?"

Also without being a pervert, but Lindsay looked so much better, cuter and sexier when she was younger (legal younger that is). Proof that there is nothing wrong with me fancying younger girls.

Though I'd give Dana Delany and Shania Twain one any day.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:12 pm

Don't get me started on how fucking hot LL was up until about a year ago.
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Postby Adam Balm on Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:13 pm

A) Whenever I see Lohan's name, for a second I think they mean Lo Pan.

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B) I think slightly saggy breasts are beautiful.
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Postby so sorry on Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:23 pm

Adam Balm wrote:B) I think slightly saggy breasts are beautiful.


so do I (probably becuase that's all i see in real life!)
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:21 pm

Me too! But we are probably talking about something a little different, huh?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:22 pm

I'm a gonna change a my ID to BurlIvesSaggyManBoobs, eh?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:24 pm

That name's been registered on every site across the galaxy. Believe me, I tried for that one right after BurlIvesSexSlave. People always suck up the good screen names.
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