What happened to Steve Guttenberg? Now with Poll!

Discuss all the finest actors, living or dead -- their films, their talents, and their weird, drug-related escapades.

Why did Steve Guttenberg say Guten Tag?

Coke and hookers?
6
18%
He became a Bible salesman, bringing the Gutten news to all?
1
3%
Is now a my lover swimwear model?
2
6%
He Dedicated his "package" to save the future of humanity?
6
18%
He became a Sherpa in the alps?
1
3%
Left to Run the Guttenhouse Charity in L.A?
2
6%
He impregnated a drag Krusty the Clown?
0
No votes
Was kidnapped along with Jim Morrison and is held hostage In the Guttenbasement?
1
3%
Why do I care?
2
6%
Guttenberg is FLUMM?
8
24%
Kong?
5
15%
 
Total votes : 34

Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:54 pm

Agent Alonzo wrote:
MasterWhedon wrote:I talked to Steve Guttenberg on the phone about two weeks ago. Really nice guy. He runs a charity called the Guttenhouse that provides money and shelter for homeless people in Los Angeles.


That is so freaking weird... I talked to him about the same time, he said he had just talked to the most adorable guy...

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Postby magicmonkey on Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:56 pm

God, she's so nice she is even wearing those trousars her grandmother made out of curtains for her for Christmas. Go for it Whedon!
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Postby thomasgaffney on Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:58 pm

magicmonkey wrote:Go for it Whedon


That is Whedon!

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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:02 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:That is Whedon!
MasterWhedon wrote:Image

Correction, THIS is me...

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...leaving Tiffer's house after a long night of Screeching.

EDIT: BTW, I dig those shorts. I dig her HERE more. (MILDLY NSFW) Ms. Kapowski grew up nicely.
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Postby magicmonkey on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:06 pm

Damn China connection won't let me connect to mildly tantalising pic. I can't even see who you say you is either. Anyhows, she was my greatest memory of Saved by the bell, well that and that blonde Zak guy, what happened to him?
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Postby thomasgaffney on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:09 pm

magicmonkey wrote:that blonde Zak guy, what happened to him?


He loves the Firefly theme song, mistakenly thinks the Jedi could beat the X-Men and posts on the Phantom Zone under a pseudonym. The pseudonym initials are MW..... Oh, and he's also a douche.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:18 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:He loves the Firefly theme song, mistakenly thinks the Jedi could beat the X-Men and posts on the Phantom Zone under a pseudonym. The pseudonym initials are MW..... Oh, and he's also a douche.

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ZZZACKT!!!

BTW, I can now be seen on the hit (read: crap) show, Commander in Chief, while MasterWhedon can be seen nightly porking Kelly Kapowski and Thomas Gaffney's mother.




I apologize for the mildly-EFBR comments. They will continue to happen.
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Postby thomasgaffney on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:24 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:BTW, I can now be seen on the hit (read: crap) show, Commander in Chief, while MasterWhedon can be seen nightly porking Kelly Kapowski and Thomas Gaffney's mother.


You are just so funny, I cannot keep up. Douche.
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Postby magicmonkey on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:26 pm

ISOMDILASH!!!!!!!
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:27 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:Douche.

Kettle, you're black.

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Postby Brocktune on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:52 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:
thomasgaffney wrote:He loves the Firefly theme song, mistakenly thinks the Jedi could beat the X-Men and posts on the Phantom Zone under a pseudonym. The pseudonym initials are MW..... Oh, and he's also a douche.

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ZZZACKT!!!

BTW, I can now be seen on the hit (read: crap) show, Commander in Chief, while MasterWhedon can be seen nightly porking Kelly Kapowski and Thomas Gaffney's mother.




I apologize for the mildly-EFBR comments. They will continue to happen.


thats right motherfuckers, we all just got zzackt! and that includes one mr. steve guttenberg. zzackt!! right to the old guttenpackage.
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Postby magicmonkey on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:53 pm

Fizzle.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:53 pm

Brocktune wrote:thats right motherfuckers, we all just got zzackt! and that includes one mr. steve guttenberg. zzackt!! right to the old guttenpackage.

And we're back on course...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:56 pm

Maybe Steve Guttenberg is Flumm.
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Postby thomasgaffney on Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:57 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Maybe Steve Guttenberg is Flumm.


IPAMPILASH!!!!!

Kirk, that might be the funniest thing to come out of your mouth yet
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Postby magicmonkey on Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:01 pm

I'll get it added to the Poll.
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:09 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:
MasterWhedon wrote:BTW, I can now be seen on the hit (read: crap) show, Commander in Chief, while MasterWhedon can be seen nightly porking Kelly Kapowski and Thomas Gaffney's mother.


You are just so funny, I cannot keep up. Douche.


When you can't keep up with MW, it might be time to invest in a comedy zimmerframe...
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Postby wonkabar on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:17 pm

I had to vote package
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:19 pm

Agent Alonzo wrote:When you can't keep up with MW, it might be time to invest in a comedy zimmerframe...

I have a list of people I'd like to kill.

It's a short list.
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Postby TonyWilson on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:20 pm

Anyone see that movie where he was a Race Car Driver and it was about drug smuigglers or something, some really really poor action b movie.

On a side note Jenna Elfman looks fucking hot in EDTV
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:22 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:
Agent Alonzo wrote:When you can't keep up with MW, it might be time to invest in a comedy zimmerframe...

I have a list of people I'd like to kill.

It's a short list.


I see Flumm was on the list, but now he is crossed off... Hmm...
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:23 pm

Agent Alonzo wrote:
MasterWhedon wrote:
Agent Alonzo wrote:When you can't keep up with MW, it might be time to invest in a comedy zimmerframe...

I have a list of people I'd like to kill.

It's a short list.


I see Flumm was on the list, but now he is crossed off... Hmm...

... and now we know what happened to Guttenberg.
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:25 pm

It's all starting to make sense... But if the real old Mr. Jefferies is tied up in the windmill, who is pretending to be him at the haunted amusement park?
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:27 pm

Bluebottle, the wacky neighbor to the north?
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:34 pm

I'm nominating you all for Brain Twisters.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:12 pm

Agent Alonzo wrote:It's all starting to make sense... But if the real old Mr. Jefferies is tied up in the windmill, who is pretending to be him at the haunted amusement park?


I soiled myself whilst reading that.


In all seriousness though - Guttenberg has the Stonecutters on his side, there's no way anybody could get close enough to murder him...
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Postby Coldfire24 on Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:52 am

MasterWhedon wrote:
El Scorcho wrote:Are you sure "The Guttenhouse" isn't the place in Hostel where everyone is tortured??? Cause that's what it sounds like... I would never go within 50 miles of any place called "The Guttenhouse." It sounds like pure... punishment.

LOLZORS!

They show reruns of The Big Green there on a continuous loop.


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Postby wonkabar on Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:08 am

The Guttenpackge will rise again!
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:25 am

wonkabar wrote:The Guttenpackge will rise again!


Probably, I hear it is dating Kelly KaPOWski...
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:38 pm

Seriously, my folks are watching a Christmas movie with Guttenberg in it on the Hallmark channel as I type this. He's Santa's son or something.
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Postby buster00 on Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:17 am

Arbeit macht frei in der Guttenhaus.

KOMMEN SIE BITTE MIT UNS.

SCHNELL!!
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:21 am

I know a little German, he's right over there...
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Postby El Scorcho on Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:41 pm

Le Resurreccion...

Viva la Guttenberg!!!
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:05 am

He was elected honorary mayor of Pacific Palisades.

And then that damn Bob Saget came along...

Read all about it here, under "Municipal Memo"

http://whatwouldyousayraymond.blogspot.com/
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:49 am

I think we established he and the newly unmarried Hasselhoff are making the dreams of mid 30s women come true in an orgytastic tour of the mid-west...
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Re: What happened to Steve Guttenberg? Now with Poll!

Postby TheButcher on Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:54 am

POLICE ACADEMY Deserves To Go To Comedy Jail
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