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Who Is The Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole on The Planet

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:26 am
by John-Locke
You Decide





PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:45 am
by Man-in-the-Box
I had to go with portman on this one, but Hogan's a very close second.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:19 am
by cockknocker
Hogan all the way, I'm down with that bitch.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:29 am
by Bean
Man-in-the-Box wrote:I had to go with portman on this one, but Hogan's a very close second.


PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:44 am
by burlivesleftnut
Brian Cox isn't a choice? You bastards.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:50 am
by TonyWilson
If you had'nt have had Keira in there, Hogan would have got the vote.
But I can't betray the lovely Keira like that, as I still hold out some ridiculous hope that she will bump into me and remember me from when I used to live near her and we will go for a drink and our eyes will meet and....and...well you get the picture. Boy I'm pathetic.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:19 pm
by John-Locke
I saw Keira in Covent Garden once, before Bend It Like Beckham came out (but around the time it was made) and she was Beutifull, a little on the skinny side though.

Got to be Scarlett for me though.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:36 pm
by cockknocker
Holy shit the pictures didn't load for me before, Portman looks amazing in that shot, I really need to see "closer." My old housemate used to go to school with keira, thats about as interesting as it gets though.

Asian Starlets

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:01 pm
by Keepcoolbutcare
What? Only Hogan? Jesse has not only been in much better movies, a classic X-Files episode, but the man was the Governor of the great state of Minnesota, who said, while campaigning mind you, that religion is the opiate of the masses! So you've got the beefcake, the brains, the man wasn't afraid to shave his head also. "Your bleeding." "I ain't got time to bleed".

No Zhang Ziyi? Rascism!!! Or even better Shu Qi!!! Damn whiteboys and your exhultation of all thing white!
Oh, and um, how the hell can you choose between the three. I'd go with Scarlett cuz she's not exactly a bean-pole (by Hollywood standards). My girl thought she was maybe a size 4 in "Lost in.." though now it looks like she's slimmed down to a 2.
And "Closer" proves that Natalie can act as long as she has decent material and a director who gives a shit about such things. And damn did she look fine as a dancer!
Keira's got that rich, deb vibe but you know she's dirty as fuck in bed.


PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:03 pm
by Keepcoolbutcare
First guy to stretch the Phantom Zone....John Locke!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:21 pm
by cockknocker
That reads like a setup to a filthy joke.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:54 pm
by Pissed-Off Crawdad
Had to go with Keira; after all the banner was about her.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:03 am
by Headgeek
there really is only a choice between two.

Hulk Hogan - bless his heart is a full figured babe. And not at all a beanpole - though - his penis may be an amazingly sexy beanpole. But I get the idea it's a vein popped behemoth that could rip one in two.

Scarlett - Definitely not a tomboy beanpole... she's a luscious soft pillow fuck if I've ever seen one. No anorexia here, but definitely not a tubbo. She's a woman. And god bless every delectable inch of her.

now - the two true sexy TOMBOY BEANPOLES...

Natalie Portman... when you look at her... beyond the horrid thoughts of you and Mathilda you have racing in your sick perverted minds... as a right now person - can you really see her in overalls and pigtails on the banks of the mighty Mississip' talkin' bout tying rope to the tails of two cats and putting them over a branch to fight and claw at one another - their hissing and scratching sounds breaking the cricket silence of the sunset as you and her sweaty and hot decide to go for a skinny dip fuck? -- Ok, I can too.

Keira Knightly... after DOMINO - she will hold the Sexy Tomboy Beanpole mantle for ALL TIME! She can bounty hunt my ass anytime. Not only can I imagine her in the above situation - but I can see her as an excellent giggle fuck. And their is nothing more wonderful than a sexy Tomboy beanpole in a giggle fuck convulsing and gripping you through the night. Keira is my vote for the Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:25 am
by John-Locke
Giggle Fuck?,

I think you just created a new word there Harold, although I know what you mean.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:29 am
by Agent Alonzo
I worry about Harry, I really do...
Scarlett is the hottie of the lot, but is in no ways a beanpole.
I am not really sure if Portman is a banpole either, she always struck me more as a petite.
So it has to be Keira.
However if it was a question of who would I most like to get stuck on an island with, well it would be Scarlett for the romance, and Hulk for the conversation, Brother...

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:44 am
Something always gets me about Keira's mouth, maybe because she had braces in Love Actualy, or maybe because... But I'm choosing Portman, cause she's a cutie.


PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:51 am
by DinoDeLaurentiis
That Keira Knightly... she kinda reminds a the Dino of a Winona Ryder's a cuter, little sister, no?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:02 pm
by The Garbage Man
Hogan all the way.

And Harry: Jebus Chrift, big guy, that brought a tear to my eye. Perversely poetic.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:58 pm
by TheBaxter
This poll was like my own personal Sophie's Choice.

Keira is, of course, the O.G. sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet.

But Natalie Portman is a goddess, and now with that buzzcut, she's got the tomboy demographic as well.

So I vote Natalie.

Keira, can you ever forgive me?


PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:03 am
by banthafodderUK


PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:04 am
by banthafodderUK

PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:53 pm
by thomasgaffney
Without a doubt..... The Hulkster. Hulk-a-mania is running wild over all those chicks' asses.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:02 pm
by docfalken
... and so reads the first paragraph of AICN's Penthouse Letter.

Good thing Moriarty keeps Kleenex on his desk. "We've got a cleanup on aisle two!"

Re: Who Is The Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole on The Planet

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