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Oh Dear God! Marilyn Monroe and Joan Crawford had sex!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:33 am
by Headgeek
That's wire coathangers and sex times a thousand. Marilyn gave her an orgasm and Joan begged for more, before Monroe told her... she wasn't her type!

Ordinarily... I'm complete immune to gossip - but this is legendary Kenneth Anger's HOLLYWOOD BABYLON fucking OHMYGOD I CAN'T BELEIVE THAT REALLY HAPPENED sort of shit.

I need Super8mm footage immediately!

Harry

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:41 am
by The Garbage Man
I just read that on an MSN article! Huge fuckin' bombshell, and they drop it like it's a feather.
From the article:
"The notes, which Miner called "extensive" and "nearly verbatim," also show Monroe obsessing about the Oscars, alleging she had a one-night stand with Joan Crawford and speaking candidly about the failures of her marriages to baseball star Joe DiMaggio and playwright Arthur Miller."

I had to re-read that sentence 3 times to make sure it said what I hoped it said. I can't believe there's no further mention of it! I need details!

For the love of God Harry, get to it man!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:45 am
by docfalken
Ummmm... URL?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:46 am
by Headgeek

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:46 am
by Agent Alonzo
Ummmm... URL? Pictures? Box of Tissues?

Oh my.....

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:51 am
by docfalken
Film legend MARILYN MONROE went to bed with fellow actress JOAN CRAWFORD - but the lesbian sexual experience only reaffirmed her attraction to men.

Monroe left the WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? beauty gasping for more liaisons, much to the SOME LIKE IT HOT star's chagrin.

Monroe described the encounter herself in conversations taped by her psychiatrist DOCTOR RALPH GREENSON, recordings which were obtained by the Los Angeles Times newspaper from former prosecutor JOHN MINER, who helped investigate her death.

Monroe said, "We went to Joan's bedroom... Crawford had a gigantic orgasm and shrieked like a maniac.

"Next time I saw Crawford she wanted another round. I told her straight I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman."

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:53 am
by docfalken
Crawford totally looked like she was a big time screamer. Ambition was just oozing out of her. Her way to the top must have been filled with sexual encounters with every one from the key grip to the director.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:59 am
by Agent Alonzo
Sort of the same story as Bea Arthur...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:03 am
by Man-in-the-Box
...and Agent Alonzo.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:06 am
by Agent Alonzo
Apart from I slept my way to staying at the bottom...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:59 am
by docfalken
Bea likes to be on the bottom. Better view from down there.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:07 am
by banthafodderUK
heh "Key Grip"

makes it sound dirty

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:15 am
by Man-in-the-Box
The story that I read on this said that she hadn't had sex with JFK, but had a crush on him. Yeah right, so why did he have her whacked.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:20 am
by Tyrone_Shoelaces
No, no, no. It was the Reverse Vampires in conjunction with the Rand Corporation that whacked Marilyn for Sam Giancana so Bobby Kennedy would lay off. And because the Reverse Vampires had a huge gambling debt to pay off.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:34 am
by Man-in-the-Box
Aha, and so conspiricy night commences. I read, in avery reliable source, (th stupid questions/stupid answers thread), that we didn't land on the moon until the seventies.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:57 am
by ThisIsTheGirl
Man, that's a helluva lot of cleavage to play with....

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:52 am
by evolvingsensblty
ThisIsTheGirl, the photo in your sig makes that post the funniest thing i've seen yet today.(but it's early) Crawford>Monroe>Remo Williams>wtf?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:49 am
by ThisIsTheGirl
I wouldn't know - I turned sig photos off in my profile about a fortnight ago!

But hey - Remo <i> does</i> have an impressive chest span, right????

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:56 am
by Agent Alonzo
ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Man, that's a helluva lot of cleavage to play with....

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It would be a tough job, that is for sure, but I would be willing to take one for the team...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:08 am
by ThisIsTheGirl
Alonzo: proof, if any were needed, that you are a Man of Honor

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:49 pm
by Adam Balm
Now, did you say that Alonzo was a man of honor, because you truly believe that to be right, or are you being a smart aleck?