Favourite Jessica

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Which famous Jessica is your favourite (for whatever reason)?

Jessica Alba
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33%
Jessica Biel
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36%
Jessica Lange
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12%
Jessica Simpson
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5%
Jessica King Kong
4
5%
None of the above
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10%
 
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Favourite Jessica

Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:54 am

Favourite Jessica. Discuss.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:58 am

My favorite Jessicas in order:

1. Young Jessica Lange (watch King Kong!)
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Jessica Alba
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:00 pm

I voted for Jessica King kong because I didn't really know what you meant.

Are you talking about the Daisy Dukes?
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Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:04 pm

Beil is almost perfect. i love a woman with some meat on her bones (alba is a close second).
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:05 pm

John-Locke wrote:I voted for Jessica King kong because I didn't really know what you meant.

Are you talking about the Daisy Dukes?

No, I just had to have "King Kong" on the poll in fear of another "Most anticipated film of 2005" fiasco.
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Postby thomasgaffney on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:05 pm

I had to vote Alba. That poster from Into the Blue is just hot. And not for the same reasons that Burl finds it hot.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:07 pm

Jessica King Kong was off the scale in sexiness. Remember when she was all drugged up when the natives captured her and tied her up? Drooooooooool droooool. She was all out of her head and looked like she was up for all the natives to shag her. And as for Kong. Come on, she was up for it for a bit of Kong Kock. If she coulda fitted it, she woulda admitted it. Man...! Jessica... Love ya baby. Such a dirty whore. Not to mention all the time she floozed wildy around flashign her sexy legs off to everyone. I swore I jerked off to her when I was about 4 or 6.
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:09 pm

What about Jessica Rabit Al?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:10 pm

Aw crap, I knew I was gonna forget someone! Here we go again!
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:11 pm

I voted for Jessica Biel, but if Jessica Rabbit was on the list I would have voted for her...
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:12 pm

What about Jessica Tandy? Yummy.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:18 pm

Jessica Rabbit, thats definitely one of the hottest Jessicas ever!

"Im not bad, Im just drawn that way"

Jessica Simpson is too goofy and annoying. Jessica Biel is my top pick for the young Jessicas tho. Sha-Wannnng! :)
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Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:20 pm

Ugliest Jessica:

Sarah JESSICA Parker. man, she aged badly...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:25 pm

How about Jessica Jewel? This highly unkown and fantastic actress did tons of films. Brilliant masterpieces such as titles, I love 2 Fuck, White trash Whore 9, I love Tits, Supersice Tits 9, Big Titty Slammers 5, Fuck Pigs 3, Sluts Butts & Housewives, Analyse These, and Shut Up & Blow Me. Anyone?
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Postby so sorry on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:35 pm

Fuck Pigs III was horrible, and ruined trilogy for me.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:46 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:I swore I jerked off to her when I was about 4 or 6.


IPAMPILASH

I too went for Lange - I really liked her in Tootsie, Frances and Cape Fear. Then I saw Rob Roy and promptly forgot about her till now.

Don't get me wrong, I'd make Alba do things which would make a whore blush, but that doesn't make her my favourite...... :twisted:
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:47 pm

St. Alphonzo wrote:What about Jessica Tandy? Yummy.


We covered a this one way back inna the early days back onna the main site... she's DennisMMs dream girl, eh?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:49 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:I swore I jerked off to her when I was about 4 or 6.


It pains a the Dino to think that a he's a the one responsible for a the deviant horror that is a the Cpt Kirks 2pay...

... anna atta the same time, onna the 'nother level, I find it quite funny. BWAHAHAHAH!!!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:04 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:I swore I jerked off to her when I was about 4 or 6.


It pains a the Dino to think that a he's a the one responsible for a the deviant horror that is a the Cpt Kirks 2pay...

... anna atta the same time, onna the 'nother level, I find it quite funny. BWAHAHAHAH!!!




Aww, don't be too harsh on me dude. You made this film remember. Just showing my appreciation for all your film making talents. Don't get me started on the sexual overtones on your other movie masterpiece, Flash Gordon.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:41 pm

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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:59 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:
John-Locke wrote:I voted for Jessica King kong because I didn't really know what you meant.

Are you talking about the Daisy Dukes?

No, I just had to have "King Kong" on the poll in fear of another "Most anticipated film of 2005" fiasco.


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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:15 am

Must. Pick. Can't. Decide. Biel. Alba. Biel. Alba. AH! The horror of such a conundrum.


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Postby Pacino86845 on Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:07 am

Well, I guess most people who would have been interested in voting in this poll have already done so... and the winner is... Jessica Biel, by a nipple!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:33 am

Tandy!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:51 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Tandy!


Is that alive or dead Tandy?
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Postby DennisMM on Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:24 pm

St. Alphonzo wrote:What about Jessica Tandy? Yummy.


Hey! Jessica Tandy in the '40s was a sweet, upper-class looking dame! Check out the photo midway down.

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:07 pm

The Dino, he's a getting the deja vue, eh?
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Postby TonyWilson on Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:55 pm

Lange all the way people. She would bring out the animal in me. Then it's Biel. Alba is waaaaay down though. She's hot but nothing special. Jessica ia damn sexy name though. Nearly as fine as Bethany.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:51 pm

Jessica ia damn sexy name though. Nearly as fine as Bethany.[/quote]

Or Aunt Fanny. Hope you voted for Lange, as she ain't getting enough - votes that is.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:39 am

UPDATE: Oh oh, it appears that Alba's nipple just got a little longer, making it a now a tie for hottest Jessica... but, what's this?! People seemed to be voting for the fictional Jessica King Kong as some sort of reference to Jessica Lange in King Kong daisy dukes.... adding that to the one vote for "Jessica Lange," we have a 3-way tie!!!!! Jessica Tandy is being awarded the "None of the above" slot, and has two votes so far.... wow, just when I thought this poll was finished things get exciting!!! Go Jessica!!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:55 am

There are a couple of people who voted for Jessica Fletcher too.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:15 am

I wonder who Lyra voted for???

Come on Lyra, who's the hottest, Do you think Biel is a babe or a skank?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:16 am

Holy crap! Looks like winning an Oscar DOES make a difference!!!! Jessica Lange's in the lead with 2+3=5 votes in total!!!! This leaves Biel and Alba tied for second, each vying for the "up and coming hot young Jessica" title!!!!! No love for the new Daisy Duke?
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:43 am

Al, you can take my vote off of that tally. I was in fact voting for Jessica King Kong, not Jessica Lange. I felt that the Kong family deserved a little love after being raped in the other poll.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:53 am

Jesus... Jessica Walter is not on this list. What are you fucking ALF?
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Postby lyra belacqua on Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:09 pm

John-Locke wrote:I wonder who Lyra voted for???

Come on Lyra, who's the hottest, Do you think Biel is a babe or a skank?
I think I voted for Alba, after just watching her in FF, which, ya, wasn't good, nor was she, but come on, she's hot!

I'm kinda meh on Biel. She's never the prettiest in the movies she's in, so I never pay much attention to her. Esquire has her as the sexiest woman or something, so I've been looking at her for months and I've liked what I see so far, but I think her head is gonna ruin it.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:26 am

Man-in-the-Box wrote:Al, you can take my vote off of that tally. I was in fact voting for Jessica King Kong, not Jessica Lange. I felt that the Kong family deserved a little love after being raped in the other poll.

OK, this is getting confusing... OK, everyone, LIsten UP! Jessica King Kong is of the King Kong family, and NOT Jessica Lange in daisy dukes!! If you like Lange so much then vote for Lange!!! If you like the Kong, then vote for the Kong! So, it's a two-way tie between Alba and Biel for the number one spot!!!! Who will come out on top!???!
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Postby wonkabar on Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:32 am

What about Jessica Rabbit?
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Postby thomasgaffney on Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:49 am

What about Jessica Hahn who had that affair with televangelist Jim Bakker?
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:34 pm

Pacino86845 wrote: Jessica Lange in daisy dukes!! !


Call me thick - and I'll kick yo ass, no just kidding. Call me thick, but what the Hell do all you lot mean by 'Jessica Lange in daisy dukes'? Is there something I'm missing. Do I need to watch DOH? 'Cos I am not cool with that.
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:52 pm

Jessica Lange in Daisy Dukes (Really Short Shorts) worn in Dino's King Kong.

Thicko.



No you probably had to be in the Zone at the time to realise the significance, you're not thick, just Glib.
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:58 pm

Kind of a primitive screwhead, no.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:24 am

Jessica Biel's back in the lead, folks!!! What a nipple!
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Postby Pacino86845 on Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:45 am

I'm bumping this up to the top in reply to all this Jessica Biel as sexiest woman alive talk... clearly, the members of the Phantom Zone agree, according to this poll, so I don't see what all the fuss is about. Maybe one of the Zoners is an executive at Esquire...
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:07 am

Biel is hot, but Alba is a goddamn goddess.

What puts Alba over the top is her pan-global look. She is multi-culti girl! At least she looks like an amalgam of several races -- a little latina, a little african, a little asian, a little european, et al.

Biel, on the other hand, has a more conventional hotness. A conventional ultra-hotness, no doubt, but, you know, conventional. Pretty much straight-up midwestern white girl look.

Neither of them can act, however, which, lets be honest, doesn't really make a goddamn difference.
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Postby Brocktune on Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:20 pm

ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:Neither of them can act, however, which, lets be honest, doesn't really make a goddamn difference.


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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:43 pm

Biel's got bigger tits. Das eet.

I'd suck them, but I'd be thinking of Alba's face. I put her ahead.

Neither can touch Lange though, unless it's her flange.

Damn, I'd get blown out by all 3 of them if they knew I talked about them like this.

Word UP Locke on the Daisy Dukes description. Thought it was that. Before my time on the PZ went the explanation too.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:08 am

Wow, this is a pretty old thread, and sadly it never reached a conclusion, as two of the Jessicas are tied for first place!

Vote now, peeps, to determine who is the TRUE Jessica!
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Postby Alex DeLarge on Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:32 am

I broke the tie
1)Alba
2)Simpson
3)Biel
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Postby Al Shut on Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:48 pm

I voted for Alba

Alba and Biel are tied again (drool)
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