Favourite Jessica

Discuss all the finest actors, living or dead -- their films, their talents, and their weird, drug-related escapades.

Which famous Jessica is your favourite (for whatever reason)?

Jessica Alba
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33%
Jessica Biel
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36%
Jessica Lange
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12%
Jessica Simpson
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5%
Jessica King Kong
4
5%
None of the above
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10%
 
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Postby havocSchultz on Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:00 pm

actually..thnx to some havoc wreaking - alba just pulled out...































in front...
and if alba can actually pull out - in any way other then some scene reminiscent of jennifer connelly in requiem for a something or other while using a two-sided something or other...well - then - she still gets my vote... :D
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Postby Peven on Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:05 pm

and now, the near-physical-perfection that is Jessica Biel draws back into a tie for first thanks to my vote. :wink: :D
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Postby Leckomaniac on Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:01 am

I voted for Biel. The tie has been broken.
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Postby TheBaxter on Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:03 am

sorry i can't break the tie, i voted for lange. in her day, she was hotter than either biel or alba... plus she could act on top of that.
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Postby The Vicar on Mon May 01, 2006 4:46 pm

Tough call between Biel & Alba.
I went with Biel.
Although I struggled with the choice.
Really.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon May 01, 2006 5:02 pm

Holy crappa... this a thread, she was a started back inna the September of a the goddamn 2005, anna we STILL trying to decide???

There is like a the no hope or a something...
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Postby Vegeta on Mon May 01, 2006 5:14 pm

Jessica Biel! 100% pure gorgeous! Alba is second, followed by the buxom Ms. Simpson. I remeber Lange in Kong was hot, but not so much anymore.
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Postby TheBaxter on Mon May 01, 2006 5:33 pm

If Jessica Rabbit had been an option on this poll, there would've been no contest
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Postby Vegeta on Mon May 01, 2006 5:33 pm

TheBaxter wrote:If Jessica Rabbit had been an option on this poll, there would've been no contest


You're right, Biel still would have won! :D
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Mon May 01, 2006 7:23 pm

You forgot Jessica Rabbit.

EDIT: I see others were thinking with their penis as well.
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Postby The Ginger Man on Mon May 01, 2006 7:46 pm

Don't know about you guys, but I've always had a thing for Jessica Sledge. She was the hot blonde in my church's youth choir. And let me tell ya, the bitch wanted NONE of this fine piece of man meat. Not one, teensy little bite. Nothing.
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Postby Kilgore on Mon May 01, 2006 10:04 pm

I voted Alba, but only because Jessica Drew was not an option.
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Postby RogueScribner on Mon May 01, 2006 10:41 pm

This thread needs more pictures . . .
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Postby TheBaxter on Mon May 01, 2006 11:15 pm

ask and ye shall receive...

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Postby sleepflower on Tue May 02, 2006 2:37 am

Not sure if it has been said already, but DEFINITELY...

Jessica Rabbit.
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Postby sleepflower on Tue May 02, 2006 2:37 am

NOW the page loads.. .sorry, didnt see those last posts

But I am glad there are many to agree

Has there been a sexiest cartoon character/fictional character thread?
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Postby Chilli on Sun May 07, 2006 1:14 pm

Where's the Lange love you landrovers?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:55 am

So... does Alba still deserve to be on top, or is it time for Biel to be on top? Jessica vs Jessica vs Jessica vs etc, BUMP!!!!
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Postby TonyWilson on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:00 am

How the crap didn't Lange win this? She's way hotter than Biel and she can act and stuff too.
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Postby so sorry on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:00 am

I think that order is still accurate.

Prove me wrong... preferably with multiple pictures.
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Postby thebostonlocksmith on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:02 am

I went for Simpson... because she's thick and beautiful... it's a winning combo...

Hopefully she'll have an especially low sense of self esteem too...
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:04 am

You know I'd like to see Jessica Biel play Jessica Rabbit in an inverted-live-action remake of Who Framed Roger Rabbit... that is, all the animated characters are done live-action and we get Nintendo to animate Bob Hoskins.
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Postby The Todd on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:06 am

Pacino86845 wrote:we get Nintendo to animate Bob Hoskins.


Didn't they have to do that for the original Roger Rabbit?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:07 am

POOR-BOB-HOSKINS-FIVE!!!!
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Postby TheBaxter on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:16 am

Pacino86845 wrote:So... does Alba still deserve to be on top, or is it time for Biel to be on top? Jessica vs Jessica vs Jessica vs etc, BUMP!!!!


if either one is on top, i'll be watching...
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Postby Zarles on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:28 am

Pfft. Alba and Biel look like they were made in a factory. I'll take Kathy Griffin's assistant, Jessica Zajicek.

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Postby so sorry on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:34 am

Zarles, I'm sure Ms. Zachejeicplic appreciates your adoration, but you have GOT to be kidding about taking her over Alba or Beil... neither Biel or Alba have a factory-made look to them, that's just silly talk.
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Postby Zarles on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:36 am

Not really kidding at all. They just look like living Barbie dolls to me. I'm not saying they're not attractive, just not really my type.
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Postby Maui on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:06 pm

I voted for Jessica Tandy.
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Postby buster00 on Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:28 pm

Posted on the Cracked website earlier this month:

Jessica-Off! Who's the Hottest Jessica?

Funny article, besides standing as a testament to the clairvoyance of Pacino86845.
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Postby Maui on Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:31 pm

Yeah, they included Jessica Tandy.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:41 pm

Oh my, once again my visionaryismality is made evident... since bumping this thread the other day, I had researched the Jessicas on the web, and I still stand by my original choice of Jessica Biel, even though she loses major points for going out with Justin Timberlake.

The results from the Cracked article seem to agree with our very own Zone poll results, except they forgot to add Kong.
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Postby Jessica Simpson on Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:14 am

what no love for jess?
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Postby Vegeta on Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:18 am

Pacino86845 wrote:Oh my, once again my visionaryismality is made evident... since bumping this thread the other day, I had researched the Jessicas on the web, and I still stand by my original choice of Jessica Biel, even though she loses major points for going out with Justin Timberlake.

The results from the Cracked article seem to agree with our very own Zone poll results, except they forgot to add Kong.


Still dating Justin Timberlake is worlds better than marrying Nick Lache. :-P
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Postby Maui on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:47 pm

Vegeta wrote:
Still dating Justin Timberlake is worlds better than marrying Nick Lache. :-P



Yup, JT's got his sh*t together!!
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Postby Maui on Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:17 pm

I just put Jessica Biel in the lead.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:22 pm

LANGE DAMN YOU, LANGE!!!!!!!!
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:51 pm

Maui wrote:I just put Jessica Biel in the lead.


You are so awesome, but that jerk Kirks keeps bumping Alba up!!
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:32 pm

1) ALBA!
2) Biel's ass
3) Biel's bewbs
4) Danny DeVito
5) Biel's face
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Postby papalazeru on Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:02 pm

Jessica from Logan's run.

Hot hot hot! Plus she's considered granny porn in that film and if she's a granny....I'm whatever she wants me to be.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:01 pm

How about being a good Zoner?
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Postby Jessica Simpson on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:08 pm

this thred is seariously flawed.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:51 pm

Like your taste in men? CoughJamesMayercoughcough.

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Postby John Mayer on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:56 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Like your taste in men? CoughJamesMayercoughcough.

Sorry, not too well today.



That's JOHN Mayer, Spock!!! GET IT RIGHT.
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:56 pm

You're beautiful...
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Postby Maui on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:58 pm

havocSchultz wrote:You're beautiful...



That's James Blunt.

Annoying song it is.
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Postby havocSchultz on Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:13 pm

Cause you've had a bad day...
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Postby Maui on Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:20 pm

havocSchultz wrote:Cause you've had a bad day...


Is this "Name that Tune" now...???
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:50 am

Heheheh, shamelessly pimping one of my favorite threads is as good an excuse as any to post this:

FHM Posts Their List of the World's Sexiest Women of 2008

So how is this relevant to the battle of Jessicas you ask?

Well last year Jessica Alba was #1 on their list...

This year, Megan Fox is #1, but Jessica Biel is at #2 with Alba at #3! I think our Zone poll reflects this nicely... carry on!
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:54 am

I would trade the Jessicas in for Megan Fox...
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