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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:03 pm
by Fried Gold
ONeillSG1 wrote:
But, I will give credit where credit is due: Kristianna Loken's boobies are magnificent.


Those weren't real. Boll spent two-thirds of the budget to comp in CGI jugs.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:07 pm
by Boll_KG
You guys are fucking heavy.

Uwe hasn't done anything to you? Why you playing with him? He's a really nice guy and everyone likes him thats why he can make it in Hollywood on his own.

I'm telling you, you will be eating words when his new films come out.

Being in the bottom 100 on imdb he mean to do that. He is famous for it and people think is really funny.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:09 pm
by thebostonlocksmith
Boll_KG wrote:
I'm telling you, you will be eating words.


Not alphabetti spaghetti again... :(

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:10 pm
by Nordling
Nature abhors a vacuum.

Take out one Boll, add one McG. Or Ratner. Or someone else even worse.

It's like the Architect explained in THE MATRIX RELOADED... he is the variable in the equation that must be accepted, otherwise the whole thing goes kaput.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:11 pm
by godzillasushi
Image

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:12 pm
by Boll_KG
Thank you Nordling. I think.

See, there is more than one fan. There are more of us. Uwe rules man!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:13 pm
by thebostonlocksmith
I think not.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:13 pm
by Boll_KG
godzillasushi wrote:Image


herrherrherr. That is funny. Uwe would love that.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:21 pm
by Boll_KG
O! And how can you argue with a man who gets girls like this,

Image

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:22 pm
by thebostonlocksmith
Rohypnel... making dreams come true...

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:24 pm
by papalazeru
Boll_KG wrote:O! And how can you argue with a man who gets girls like this,

Image


Is that a man?

I don't care but Uwe is the living dead. You still have not justified a good Uwe film you idiot?

Can you not argue or discuss a good point about his films? He's ruining films....the only reason for his existenece is to make you realise how good you've actually got it with a TV movie. Its like watching Eastender...afterwards you feel good about your own life no matter how bad it is.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:25 pm
by Retardo_Montalban
Boll_KG wrote:O! And how can you argue with a man who gets girls like this,

Image


I think this "chick" was voted Tranny of the month

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:27 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Guys, just ignore him. No hate, just debate... remember.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:31 pm
by Boll_KG
papalazeru wrote:
Boll_KG wrote:O! And how can you argue with a man who gets girls like this,

Image


Is that a man?

I don't care but Uwe is the living dead. You still have not justified a good Uwe film you idiot?

Can you not argue or discuss a good point about his films? He's ruining films....the only reason for his existenece is to make you realise how good you've actually got it with a TV movie. Its like watching Eastender...afterwards you feel good about your own life no matter how bad it is.


Uwe has made very good films. I thought House of the Dead was fun. Ok so its not Mission Impossible but it was still entertaining. Uwe's only problem is that Hollywood never gives him a chance. Bloodrayne, hehe, yes I didn't like that.

What kind of film is Eastender?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:34 pm
by papalazeru
Yes...'Eastender' is one of the best films in the world....Go see if you can find it?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:49 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Boll_KG wrote:O! And how can you argue with a man who gets girls like this,

Image


I'll go and see it. What's her name? Not for Google/Porn searches of course.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:18 pm
by Fried Gold
Boll_KG wrote:
Uwe hasn't done anything to you?

Not directly.

The root of the problem people have with him is that he continues to get funding for projects, even though his track record clearly doesn't deserve it, when other filmmakers could be given a chance.

Think of what other people could have made with the $25 million Bloodrayne cost. Or even the $10 million it's sequel is budgeted.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:22 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
The fact is, is that his films profit. Just like Paul Anderson or whatever his name is.

You should give uwe Boll credit for each of his films making more profit than farking Superman Returns.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:25 pm
by tapehead
Can you back that up with any figures whatsoever?


or are you just alot of talk in a basket?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:27 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
I don't need back up. The sheer sight of my near microscopic penis and malformed half-gina should make any film discussee shiver in terror.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:27 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:The fact is, is that his films profit. Just like Paul Anderson or whatever his name is.

You should give uwe Boll credit for each of his films making more profit than farking Superman Returns.


The only use investors have for Boll films are big flaming tax write-offs. They are NOT profitable, twat.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:28 pm
by tapehead
there's only one guy here looks like he's a shiverin' Kirk



So.... are you gonna bark all day little doggie?




or are you gonna bite?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:29 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:I don't need back up. The sheer sight of my near microscopic penis and malformed half-gina should make any film discussee shiver in terror.


barfilash

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:30 pm
by tapehead
Bwahahahaha! - Burl is in charge here





carry on.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:30 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
WHO EDITED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????

I'LL BAN THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:31 pm
by Retardo_Montalban
House of the Dead had a $3,000,000 profit. It says so in the link Papamoguinea posted. The real difference being, I can watch Superman Returns over and over again, but I can't even get through Alone in the Dark once. I didn't even think SR was that great, but it has replay value.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:32 pm
by Fried Gold
Kirk as a man-gina?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:33 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
burlivesleftnut wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:The fact is, is that his films profit. Just like Paul Anderson or whatever his name is.

You should give uwe Boll credit for each of his films making more profit than farking Superman Returns.


The only use investors have for Boll films are big flaming tax write-offs. They are NOT profitable, twat.


Please don't call me twat. I'm not the one who just wrote a mispelled post that makes little sense. Twot.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:34 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Twort

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:35 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Banned person.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:36 pm
by papalazeru
Dang! You leave for a second and you miss all the fun.

Whatever Boll_KG says, I'll never support a Boll film. I'll download it and sell it to stupid emo teens.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:38 pm
by burlivesleftnut
I saw like the first 15 minutes of Alone in the Dark. It was intolerable. That is the totality of my Boll experience.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:39 pm
by papalazeru
Totalitarian Boll: The musical

I'd watch that.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:09 pm
by John-Locke
If Uwe Boll was any good Distributors would be fighting with eachother over In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale which has been finished for almost a year and is simply shitting I mean sitting on a shelf somewhere maybe to be shown in Canada and Germany some time next year. The Tax break thing is over now in Germany and no one is going to touch it, it's evil.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:12 pm
by papalazeru
John-Locke wrote:If Uwe Boll was any good Distributors would be fighting with eachother over In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale which has been finished for almost a year and is simply shitting I mean sitting on a shelf somewhere maybe to be shown in Canada and Germany some time next year. The Tax break thing is over now in Germany and no one is going to touch it, it's evil.


nuff said.

*applause*

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:27 pm
by Boll_KG
Hey man. Its not his fault, he tries but he is still new in the USA film making world so he always gets bad distribution. If they gave him a chance things could be different.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:52 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Boll_KG wrote:Hey man. Its not his fault, he tries but he is still new in the USA film making world so he always gets bad distribution. If they gave him a chance things could be different.


Bad movies begat bad distribution.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:57 pm
by Boll_KG
But even Good movies can have bad distribution.

I can see Im not going to win here am I?

Maybe I should just say that Uwe will make good movies and you will all eat your words.

He is talented and one day people will recognise his contribution to the movie industry.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:58 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Yes and one day, Apes will rule the earth.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:00 pm
by TheBaxter
why does this guy keep saying Uwe is new to the US market? HotD, AitD, BloodRayne... that's three films he's put out here. he's been dealing with the US market for over 3 years now. if he doesn't know how to get a film distributed in the US by now, then he's as bad a businessman as he is a filmmaker.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:00 pm
by Al Shut
burlivesleftnut wrote:Yes and one day, Apes will rule the earth.


Why not, they already rule America

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:05 pm
by TheBaxter
burlivesleftnut wrote:Yes and one day, Apes will rule the earth.


Image

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:07 pm
by Boll_KG
Al_Shut wrote:
burlivesleftnut wrote:Yes and one day, Apes will rule the earth.


Why not, they already rule America


Hahah Funny becuase its so true.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:46 pm
by Brocktune
Boll_KG wrote:
Al_Shut wrote:
burlivesleftnut wrote:Yes and one day, Apes will rule the earth.


Why not, they already rule America


Hahah Funny becuase its so true.


and america runs the rest of the world.

so it seems you are all ruled by apes.

God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
Were all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:07 pm
by Fried Gold
Have you all forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll?

"And Proteus brought the upright beast into the White House garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him."

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:16 pm
by ONeillSG1
Boll_KG wrote:This is the Postal website.

http://www.postal-the-movie.com/

Sorry. Don't know how to link man. Its going to be really really good.


You're joking right? You must be joking. Are we looking at the same website? Holy crap. The front picture is a disaster waiting to happen.

OMFG!!! Are you a part of his PR team? Or are you that dense?

I can't stand it.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:07 pm
by papalazeru
IPAMPILASH.

Put that in your translater and smoke it Boll.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:33 am
by Theta
ONeillSG1 wrote:
You're joking right? You must be joking. Are we looking at the same website? Holy crap. The front picture is a disaster waiting to happen.

OMFG!!! Are you a part of his PR team? Or are you that dense?

I can't stand it.


Well, all the "Postal" games are simply cheap shock tactics stapled to mediocre gameplay mechanics. Uwe could finally achieve that height he's always wanted to reach, a "so bad it's good" movie.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:02 am
by Stemjsim
Having just watched Snakes on a Plane for the first time I was reminded of Uwe Bolls films. Sure Boll makes bad movies but if he can get them released and make himself money from them then so what? More power to him. Segal, Van Damn and Snipes all make shite straight to Dvd movies and no-one notices, this guy produces and Directs movies that get Panned by all the "Critics" but they still make money all the same. Why should he stop making movies just because some people don't like them.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:28 am
by thebostonlocksmith
Because he's a cretin of the highest order.