Favorite Ralph a Wiggum Moment?

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What is a your favorite Ralph a Wiggum quote?

(To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies.
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I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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My cat's breath smells like catfood.
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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
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I bent my wookie.
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Even my boogers are spicy!
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I dropped my popstickle in your toy chest
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Total votes : 41

Favorite Ralph a Wiggum Moment?

Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:09 pm

In a honor of a the Johnny-onna-the-Locke's sig... feel a free to a discuss a your favorite a Ralph moment... anna vote onna the quote, too!
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:15 pm

Bravisimo Dino Bambino.

Some other good ones

Then the doctor told me both my eyes were lazy. And that's why it was the best summer ever.

RALPH: Can you open my milk mommy?
MISS HOOVER: I'm not mommy, Ralph, I'm Miss Hoover.

RALPH: Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!
SKINNER: Ralph, that's your trough blade...
RALPH: And I found it!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:21 pm

Ah Ralph... so cute you just want to abduct him, beat his head in with a shovel, and feed his lifeless corpse to piranha.
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Postby PVIII on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:37 pm

"Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."

RALPH: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes, Ralph, what is it?
RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

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Postby John-Locke on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:49 pm

Go Banana Go!
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Postby PVIII on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:54 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Ah Ralph... so cute you just want to abduct him, beat his head in with a shovel, and feed his lifeless corpse to piranha.
I mean, personally, that's not something I really want to do. But to each his own.

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:55 pm

Fuck, I thought those feelings were universal!
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:02 pm

Ralph Is like a young Lennie Small from "Of Mice and Men" and Burl is like George Milton, just doing the deed that needs to be done, I'm with you buddy.
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Postby PVIII on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:04 pm

You guys are pretty cute when you agree on things. Kinda like Batman and Robin. Now fight over who gets to be who. I mean, if we were going by post count...

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Postby burlivesleftnut on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:05 pm

I'll take Robin. That way I can stare at John Locke's sexy calves.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:09 pm

The Dino, he like a the "Tomacco" episode... so many a great a moments, like a the Homer flipping the tractor every time he a gets onna it. "Bart! Go get a Lassie! I mean a Lisa!"

But it's got a the good Ralphie moment a too, when a the Homer offers a the Tomacco to a the Ralph, anna Chief Wiggum, he say "go onna Ralphi, the stranger, he's a offering you a the treat!"

Dino loves a the Tomacco!
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Postby PVIII on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:11 pm

^yeah, that's the one with "this tastes like grandma" line. I haven't seen that episode in a while.

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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:15 pm

My wife's name is Lisa Simpson, so when she walks into my office play Ralph Wiggum saying "I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
I'm not with Cowbell, he's with me.
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:31 pm

My favourite episode is the Shary Bobbins one, My favourite gag in that great episode is when Marge is Fully recovered.

Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back. It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella.
[sticks a beach umbrella in the top of her hair]
[it unfolds]
Homer: Come to bed, Marge!
Marge: [amorously] Wooo.
[starts to remove the umbrella]
Homer: No, no. Leave it in.
[they giggle and go upstairs]
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:44 pm

I don't remember "I bent my wookie," but I haven't watched reruns in a long time. Which ep was that?

My favorite Ralph:

"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:03 pm

I bent my Wookie is from the episode Lisa's Rival, after Ralph has won the Diorama with his unopened Star Wars Figures.

Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost. Now I know that losing isn't the end of the world. Hey, you still think we can be friends?
Lisa: Only if we're the best.
Ralph: [skipping with his diorama] I beat the smart kids! I beat thesmart kids! I -- [trips]
[unhappy] I bent my Wookie.
Lisa: Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play "Anagrams"?
Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:19 pm

"WHAT'S A BATTLE?"
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Postby bluebottle on Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:02 pm

When he PISSES HIMSELF!!!
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Postby The Garbage Man on Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:03 pm

My favorite is when Bart is playing in Ralph's yard and Ralph explains about the leprechaun. It goes something like:
"Over by the sandbox is where I met the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
Which is paid off at the end of the episode, when we see the imaginary leprechaun telling Ralph to burn the Simpsons' house to the ground.
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Postby LaDracul on Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:56 pm

"My sash says Ultraman!"

(smooshes ice cream cone on his head) "I'm a unicorn!"
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Postby TonyWilson on Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:24 am

"When I grow up I'm going to bovine university" always makes me laugh out loud.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:52 am

The Garbage Man wrote:My favorite is when Bart is playing in Ralph's yard and Ralph explains about the leprechaun. It goes something like:
"Over by the sandbox is where I met the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
Which is paid off at the end of the episode, when we see the imaginary leprechaun telling Ralph to burn the Simpsons' house to the ground.


"Aye, you've done a grand job, Ralphy.....Now, BURN IT ALL!!"
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:52 am

I love the one which ends with the leprechaun on Ralph's shoulder, telling him to "BURN 'EM ALL!", and Ralph just nods his head...
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:53 am

Um...yeah, that one :oops:
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Postby Fawst on Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:40 pm

So not a huge Simpsons watcher, but I have to throw this in (even if it isn't Ralph):

Bart and Millhouse are in some secret place by a river (?) and Bart says "This is a cool hideout, Millhouse, how did you know about it?" Millhouse replies "This is where I go to cry!"

I'm sure I butchered it, but it's fucking high-larious!

As for Ralph, yah, "tastes like burning" and the leprechaun are my two favorites.

And then the baby looked at me is great too :)
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Postby Seppuku on Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:50 pm

I guess I'm just a sentimentalist at heart, so I'll go with "I choo choo choose you"... <3

That, or the dead bunnies.
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Postby godzillasushi on Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:53 pm

I dont remember the context but in a recent season he said something to the effect of: "Im going to live with underground grandma!"

Damn funny.
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Postby Fried Gold on Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:54 pm

"I want to live with underground grandma!"
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Postby godzillasushi on Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:56 pm

Fried Gold wrote:"I want to live with underground grandma!"


Damnit thats the line!!! Thank you. Its so freaking funny :lol:
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:57 pm

Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Postby Brocktune on Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:06 pm

and the doctor said i wouldnt have so many nose bleeds, if i could just keep my darn finger outta there.[/ralph]

or approximately, something along those lines
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Postby Fried Gold on Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:18 pm

(...sticks a horn to his head...)

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Postby Ribbons on Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:35 pm

Brocktune wrote:and the doctor said i wouldnt have so many nose bleeds, if i could just keep my darn finger outta there


IPAMPILASH! I totally forgot about that one.

I've always been sort of partial to "Super Nintendo Chalmers."
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Postby LaDracul on Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:17 pm

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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:47 pm

"I don't like you boy mommy!!!!"
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Postby Wolfpack on Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:25 pm

"You choo-choo-choose me?"
"Alright Shaggy - you and Scooby head over that way. The girls and I will go this way."
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Postby unikrunk on Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:24 pm

Always thought Chief Wiggum was retardeder.

"Time to turn on the old Wiggum charm"

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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:25 pm

unikrunk wrote:Always thought Chief Wiggum was retardeder.

"Time to turn on the old Wiggum charm"

Approaches woman, is immediately slapped in the face before he can speak.




I thought that was the old Unikrunk charm...
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Postby unikrunk on Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:29 pm

havocSchultz wrote:
unikrunk wrote:Always thought Chief Wiggum was retardeder.

"Time to turn on the old Wiggum charm"

Approaches woman, is immediately slapped in the face before he can speak.




I thought that was the old Unikrunk charm...


I have zero charm, havoc dear. Only spite, and a desire for revenge; revenge for being born.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:31 pm

unikrunk wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
unikrunk wrote:Always thought Chief Wiggum was retardeder.

"Time to turn on the old Wiggum charm"

Approaches woman, is immediately slapped in the face before he can speak.




I thought that was the old Unikrunk charm...


I have zero charm, havoc dear. Only spite, and a desire for revenge; revenge for being born.




You charm me everyday...with your sharp knives and your lust for random blood...
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:53 pm

Was it him that said "I live in a drawer" Cause that made me laugh
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:35 pm

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office..."

"Daddy, I'm ready to get out now! Over!"
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Postby so sorry on Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:45 pm

Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants!
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Postby so sorry on Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:47 pm

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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Postby instant_karma on Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:51 pm

"Look Daddy, a whale egg!"
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:51 pm

Holy crappa this is a truly one of a the greatest things the Dino, he has ever seen, eh?
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Postby Quiet Storm on Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:29 pm

Without a doubt this has to be my favorite Ralph moment. It was the episode where Homer and Millhouse's dad had competing Christian Boy's Club and they tied a threatning note around Ralph and threw him though Homer's living room window. Ralph cheerifly informed everyone: "I'm a rock!"
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Postby vicious_bastard on Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:36 am

The Jewish cowboy sub teacher ep. when he does that thing with his cheeks. Awesome. Him writhing in agony after eating those berries was superbly animated too. Hilarious.
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