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Conan talks like Hellboy... (Now w/ Useless Poll!)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:27 am
by Tyrone_Shoelaces

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:02 am
by wonkabar
Bitchn'. I hope the animation is good. They should make it like the SSOC mag, only in color. Of course, the chances of them making an ultra-violent R-rated cartoon are pretty slim. One can dream I guess.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:41 am
by Adam Balm
I haven't ever talkbacked on Conan. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge. And if you do not listen, to hell with you.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:26 am
by Colin
What movies do you talkback on?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:38 am
by Adam Balm
mostly romantic comedies but anything with yummy jimmy fallon lol!!!!!111 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:43 am
by wonkabar
My God is the everlasting sky....your god lives beneath him.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:02 am
by TheButcher
"Crom laughs at your four winds."



News on the animated Hellboy movies.

This image of Hellboy is probably no surprise to you. In fact, there's a good chance it's what started you on the trail to this blog in the first place. Mike Mignola wanted Hellboy to have a different style than what he does in the comics. He choose Sean "Cheeks" Galloway from a number of strong contenders. There were artists auditioning from animation, comics and random Internet galleries. Cheeks was a standout; everyone liked his artwork. But was it Hellboy?

Mike said it was. We're trying to make the character look as much like Cheeks' style as we can. It's not easy. Cheeks has always worked intuitively and never for a moving image. So we have a couple of artists working to analyze his style and create model sheets so that storyboard artists and animators will know how to draw him in any position or action. But there's one thing about Sean's piece of art that is nothing like our movie, the background.


Source:
The Hellboy Animated Blog


Animated Hellboy

Conan what is best in life?
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
(Note that this is actually a quote from Ghengis Khan)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:53 am
by so sorry
Adam, we will let you contemplate this on the tree of woe......

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:01 pm
by magicmonkey
conan v's he-man anyone?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:05 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
He-Man would carve him a new batty crease.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:08 pm
by magicmonkey
Yeah, I came to that conclusion also, but what if he goes all predator on his ass? Or makes him join a hippy commune? he-MAnnnnnnnnnnnnn

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:21 pm
by burlivesleftnut
WTF? He-Man is a pussy. Conan would snap his neck like this:

"By the power of gray--" *snap* "--urgggle."

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:23 pm
by so sorry
oh come on!
"He"-Man defeating Conan?

he can't even kill that fucking Skelator, what makes you think he can handle the Barbarian?

By the power of Greyskull... what ever lozer.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:24 pm
by magicmonkey
Yeah, point taken, but does Prince Adam count as He-man?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:25 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Yeah.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:26 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
Man, between He-Man's magic sword and Battlecat, I just can't see that happening!

The moment Conan got anywhere NEAR, Battlecat would just destroy him!
By the time he'd finished, Conan would be wishing he could trade places with Roy Horn....

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:26 pm
by so sorry
Conan would beat the shit out of he man, but leave him alive long enough so that he could watch Conan have his way with She-Ra.

"what is best in life, Conan?"

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:38 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
Hahaha - nice poll!

Like I say - Conan was hard, but He-Man has got supernatural forces conspiring to help him!

Conan shouldn't have even been able to beat Thulsa Doom, for chrissakes!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:41 pm
by ONeillSG1
King Kong, hairy palms down.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:49 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
Ah - the Kong vote comes back to haunt us all.

We're clearly not the only people who have thought about this conundrum:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:52 pm
by burlivesleftnut
He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:56 pm
by ONeillSG1
burlivesleftnut wrote:He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.


Or a heroin addict.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:49 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
burlivesleftnut wrote:He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.


lol - you don't give up, do you? Have you seen Conan's nose? He's clearly smashed out of his skull on mulled wine!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:54 pm
by dmann
They both kinda look like generic "hunky" CSI MIAMI extras dressed for a viking Dumbledore pride march.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:57 pm
by vicious_bastard
What's that axe He-Man has in that drawing? I don't remember that being mercilessly pumped into my fragile young mind by Mattel. Looks pretty puny. Conan all the way, then he could ravish She-Ra AND Teela. And maybe see what's under Orko's robe - something magical I'll bet.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:22 pm
by wonkabar
Thundarr would beat them both

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:30 pm
by so sorry
wonkabar wrote:Thundarr would beat them both

Snarf!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:33 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Yeah but Thundarr has an unfair light-saber advantage. So fuck that. Darth Vader would kick Thundarr's ass.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:41 pm
by so sorry
Bullshit.
Voltron would squash all these puny beings like a bug.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:48 pm
by dmann
but the snorks rule all their asses....

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:03 pm
by wonkabar
Yeah but who's the best Voltron, lions or cars?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:08 pm
by so sorry
duh, lions of course.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:45 pm
by Lord Voldemoo
Two words...

Optimus Prime.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:09 am
by Pacino86845
Jem and the Holograms would take all these pansies down!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:41 am
by burlivesleftnut
You guys are all wacked. Of course Voltron would be just about anyone except for the Shogun Warriors, but that's a different class! We were talking about Barbarian types.

Besides no power in the verse can stop the Gummi Bears.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:22 am
by vicious_bastard
burlivesleftnut wrote:Besides no power in the verse can stop the Gummi Bears.


Kong would just dissolve them using his oversized salivary glands.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:33 am
by burlivesleftnut
No dude. They can bounce all around him once they are hopped up on that gummi berry juice.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:19 pm
by dmann
Monchichi would eat the gummi bears and crap them out as fully formed jelly beans.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:47 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Whatever. No one cares about monchichis but you. Stop bringing them up.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:04 pm
by Tyrone_Shoelaces
Shirt Tales fucking lord over all with an unforgiving iron fist.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:05 pm
by Brocktune
what about the shirt tales? does anyone give a shit about them? if not, they should because they will straight up rape the shit out of the monchichis, and bust their nuts all over the gummi bears faces, and leave the dribblings for jem and her holograms to lap up. so take that.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:09 pm
by burlivesleftnut
IPAMPILASH.

Man I forgot about Shirt Tales... that is some serious shit.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:27 am
by TheButcher
The official site for Conan Red Nails is up:
http://www.conanrednails.com/
I'm getting a real strong Aztec vibe from the art and characters.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:05 pm
by buster00
Neither barbarian NOR T-shirt befrocked woodlan creature DARE approach the Power Pellet Forest...

Wherein the Pac-Creatures of myth dwell...

The eyeballs of many a fallen ghost monster will attest to this.

Age of Conan:The Hyborian Adventures

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:54 pm
by HeadlessCrane
Age of Conan:The Hyborian Adventures is a game by FunCom the creators of The Longest Journey and Anarchy Online.

I don't know about the TV show, but this game looks like it kicks some ass.

Here's the 3 trailers for it and some screenshots:

Trailer One

Trailer Two

Trailer Three

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:46 pm
by Fried Gold
He-Man would be far too turned on by Conan to beat him. While Conan is distracted by He-Man's advances, Kong walks off to something more interesting.

No-score draw.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:03 am
by Nachokoolaid
ONeillSG1 wrote:
burlivesleftnut wrote:He-Man is showing veins. He looks like he's on AIDS meds.


Or a heroin addict.


Dude. I don't know what type of AIDS patients or heroin addicts you two have seen, but these guys' arms are about as big as the ones I've seen.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:30 am
by buster00
I dunno, man...

I had to vote He-Man on the strength of his posse.

You JUST DON'T fuck with a cat who hangs out with "Ram Man" and "Fisto."

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:04 pm
by Vegeta
Vegeta would whoop them all!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:33 pm
by Chairman Kaga
Vegeta would stand motionless debating both via an inner monologue and bellowing out loud about how he was going to beat He-Man and Conan without actually doing anything for days or even weeks at a time. :wink: