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Postby instant_karma on Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:45 pm

Mr Burns - "Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. . ."
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Postby minstrel on Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:54 pm

Maui wrote:"Doh"


What episode is this from?
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Postby Al Shut on Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:05 pm

Might be not fully correct due to translation

Marge: Homer, here's somebody who can help you.

Homer: Is it Batman?

Marge: No, he is a scientist.

Homer: Batman is a scientist.

Marge: It's not Batman!
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Postby Maui on Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:14 pm

minstrel wrote:
Maui wrote:"Doh"


What episode is this from?



Good one! 8)
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Postby Zarles on Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:34 pm

Homer: Doh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!
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Postby Seppuku on Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:39 pm

Definite fave is:

Marge: At least you're making people happy.

Homer: Oh, Look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happy Land and I live in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane.


But I guess it's my job to mention:

Marge: Oh Rashomon, you really liked that film.
Homer: That's not how I remember it!
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Postby Chilli on Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:03 pm

seppukudkurosawa wrote:Definite fave is:

Marge: At least you're making people happy.

Homer: Oh, Look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happy Land and I live in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane.


But I guess it's my job to mention:

Marge: Oh Rashomon, you really liked that film.
Homer: That's not how I remember it!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, that last one... brilliant.
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Postby Seppuku on Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:06 pm

Chilli wrote:
seppukudkurosawa wrote:Defi nite fave is:

Marge: At least you're making people happy.

Homer: Oh, Look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happy Land and I live in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane.


But I guess it's my job to mention:

Marge: Oh Rashomon, you really liked that film.
Homer: That's not how I remember it!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, that last one... brilliant.


Are you mocking me? :(
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Postby Chilli on Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:08 pm

Not even close. Never seen the film in question, but I know it bends perspective in terms of POV and what actually happened, so I get the punchline of the joke.

Excellent find dude.
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Postby Seppuku on Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:15 pm

Chilli wrote:Not even close. Never seen the film in question, but I know it bends perspective in terms of POV and what actually happened, so I get the punchline of the joke.

Excellent find dude.


Sorry, I thought you were laughing at me, not the quote. I guess I've always been kind of like this...especially when I'd watch the kids playing footie from out of my window, having fun, and wonder whether they were only doing it just to spite me. Heh, they got their just desserts though. They got their just desserts....

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Erm....anyway, it was from the episode where they went to Japan. They were way past their prime at that point, but I dug the line. The one classic thing from that ep was the BATTLING SEIZURE ROBOTS!1!!1!! that would give you an epileptic fit just from watching them.
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Postby Chilli on Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:19 pm

The one classic thing from that ep was the BATTLING SEIZURE ROBOTS!1!!1!! that would give you an epileptic fit just from watching them.


Michael Bay'd be proud.

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Postby LaDracul on Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:45 pm

(After the incident at the tar pit.)

Bart: Um, mom? We're stuck to dad.
Marge: Ohhh, this is just like the time we went to the caramel factory.
Homer: Mmmmm, caramel...

Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy!
Marge: What's that?
Homer: A DINOSAUR!
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:48 pm

Al_Shut wrote:Might be not fully correct due to translation

Marge: Homer, here's somebody who can help you.

Homer: Is it Batman?

Marge: No, he is a scientist.

Homer: Batman is a scientist.

Marge: It's not Batman!


IPAMPILASH! Translation must not be too bad, because I remember that quote. Don't remember the episode though...
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Postby Al Shut on Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:50 pm

The monorail episode.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:51 pm

Al_Shut wrote:The monorail episode.


Yet another of a the "classic" episodes that was about a the 10 times better than a the Simpsons movie, no?
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Postby Chilli on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:10 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Al_Shut wrote:The monorail episode.


Yet another of a the "classic" episodes that was about a the 10 times better than a the Simpsons movie, no?


Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Barney Gumble: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?
[gets "beamed" away, a la "Star Trek"]

hahaha.
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Postby The Todd on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:14 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Al_Shut wrote:The monorail episode.


Yet another of a the "classic" episodes that was about a the 10 times better than a the Simpsons movie, no?


Now that's a tad unfair. Marge vs. The Monorail IS the best episode of The Simpsons ever. And written by Conan O'Brien!
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Postby Chilli on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:15 pm

The Todd wrote:
DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Al_Shut wrote:The monorail episode.


Yet another of a the "classic" episodes that was about a the 10 times better than a the Simpsons movie, no?


Now that's a tad unfair. Marge vs. The Monorail IS the best episode of The Simpsons ever. And written by Conan O'Brien!


I'd rank it equal first with 'You Only Move Twice' and 'Radioactive Man' meself. But I'd argue the film doesn't come close to nearing the best of The Simpsons, not for a single moment.
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Postby The Todd on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:19 pm

Chilli wrote:
The Todd wrote:
DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Al_Shut wrote:The monorail episode.


Yet another of a the "classic" episodes that was about a the 10 times better than a the Simpsons movie, no?


Now that's a tad unfair. Marge vs. The Monorail IS the best episode of The Simpsons ever. And written by Conan O'Brien!


I'd rank it equal first with 'You Only Move Twice' and 'Radioactive Man' meself. But I'd argue the film doesn't come close to nearing the best of The Simpsons, not for a single moment.


I haven't seen the movie yet, but based on the way the show has been going , I doubt it would be equal with the best episodes ever. That doesn't mean that it can't be good. But expecting it to be on par with some of Conan's episodes is just asking to be disappointed.....
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Postby Chilli on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:22 pm

The Todd wrote:
Chilli wrote:
The Todd wrote:
DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Al_Shut wrote:The monorail episode.


Yet another of a the "classic" episodes that was about a the 10 times better than a the Simpsons movie, no?


Now that's a tad unfair. Marge vs. The Monorail IS the best episode of The Simpsons ever. And written by Conan O'Brien!


I'd rank it equal first with 'You Only Move Twice' and 'Radioactive Man' meself. But I'd argue the film doesn't come close to nearing the best of The Simpsons, not for a single moment.


I haven't seen the movie yet, but based on the way the show has been going , I doubt it would be equal with the best episodes ever. That doesn't mean that it can't be good. But expecting it to be on par with some of Conan's episodes is just asking to be disappointed.....


Course.

But they've been working on it for twenty years (if you believe Groening), so its not really all that wrong to expect something damn good. Just doesn't really seem to deliver.

Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
[jumps down, does a somersault]
Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?
Homer: Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?
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Postby Fried Gold on Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:29 pm

When Groening says "twenty years" he's usually referring to the aborted attempt to make "Kamp Krusty" into a movie.

The actual film, according to Groening, has been in the works since 2002.
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Postby Chilli on Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:24 pm

I used twenty years in conjunction with any type of film about The Simpsons being made. Obviously they've gone through different stories and possible avenues, but my sweeping generalisation and his come from similar routes.
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Postby Wolfpack on Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:38 pm

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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:41 pm

from "Lisa the Simpson", when Lisa goes on TV to ostensibly offer a counterpoint to Proposition 305 (free bus fare for war widows)...

Kent Brockman: And now with an editorial reply, here's a small girl!
Lisa: Hello, my name is Lisa Simpson.
Marge: *Gasp*
Lisa: I'm supposed to talk to you about proposition 305.
Homer: [Bitter] Mooching war widows...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:21 pm

Hehehe... this a one, she always make a me laugh, eh?

Homer: The first meeting of Hell's Satans is called to order.
Ned: I move we reconsider our club name. Make it something a little less blasphemous. After all, [chuckles] we don't want to go to Hell.
Lenny: How about the Devil's Pals?
Ned: No.
Moe: The Christ Punchers!
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Postby LaDracul on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:42 am

I swear that episode was the basis for "Wild Hogs"...

Anyway...

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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:17 pm

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:20 pm

Hehehehe... upon a the revelation via hypnosis a that, as a the teen, he found a the dead body inna the drainage pipe:

Homer wrote:It's responsible for all the things that are wrong in my life ... my occassional over-eating, my fear of corpses ...
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Simpsons Quotes

Postby bastard_robo on Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:16 am

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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Mon May 26, 2008 2:20 am

"Death to Maggie!"

"Quirky? Quirky is a grandma who gives people the finger."
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Postby bastard_robo on Mon May 26, 2008 2:44 am

"you cant eat that in there" "go to hell"
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:18 am

"I'm fighting the robber. You go get ice cream."
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:34 pm

"Same way you got me. By accident. On a golf course."
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby so sorry on Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:41 pm

Tyrone_Shoelaces wrote:"Same way you got me. By accident. On a golf course."



Great line. And "true", as well. Marge and Homer consummated their relationship inside a windmill at a miniature golf course!
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby Hermanator X on Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:47 pm

-cut to news anchor on tv-

"....and Burt Reynolds has now apologised to the pope and promised to have the windshield fixed."



Completely random and just took me by surprise. Still chuckling at it.
...and so forth.
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby bastard_robo on Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:26 pm

Recent ep:

Marge: Some one carved swastikas in your eyes

Homer: Dont worry marge, it was probably some one filled with hate..
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby Brit Pop on Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:31 pm

"Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, eveyone is a little bit Irish! Everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians"
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Re: Simpsons Quotes

Postby Ribbons on Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:30 am

"And I gave a guy directions, even though I didn't know the way!" -Homer, describing how helpful he is
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