Zelda - the worst animation EVAR

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Zelda - the worst animation EVAR

Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sun May 07, 2006 6:39 am

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Postby Al Shut on Sun May 07, 2006 6:45 am

I'm pretty sure I've seen worse, but I can't remember where (thank god).

All the charakters seem to be too drunk to stand still.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Sun May 07, 2006 7:05 am

Oh lord, this can't be real. I cannot accept that that is a commercial product. I cannot. Please, say it's just some kind of tongue-in-cheek prank. PLEASE!!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sun May 07, 2006 7:06 am

No, it's real. For the Philips CD-i. Go check the Thief and the Cobbler thread for the only known cure.
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Postby EWS on Sun May 07, 2006 7:06 am

Emm, is it meant to be the same link twice?
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sun May 07, 2006 7:08 am

No, edited.

Although I'm not sure why you'd want to see the second one.
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Postby zarandi on Sun May 07, 2006 8:15 am

jesus, that was awful.
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Postby unikrunk on Sun May 07, 2006 12:59 pm

Wow, that is not only terrible animation, it is also headache inducing; when each character speaks they are either magically floating closer to the camera or perhaps gaining mass. Well, that's my take.

But, worst animation evar?

I submit to you, the barely animated and truly racist adventures of Clutch Cargo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtLKFE4tC0

If you remember this, you probably remember that the only things animated are the characters mouths, which happened to be nothing more than footage of the voice actor's lips while they read their lines, which was then overlaid into the cell. They called it 'Synthvox', which is a fancy word for 'Cheap Short Cut'.

Clutch’s ‘Eskimo’ friend Snowshoe is perhaps the most fucked up representation of a people’s culture and customs I have ever seen. With the exception of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
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Postby unikrunk on Sun May 07, 2006 3:27 pm

DennisMM wrote:But, unikrunk, how can you cast aspersions on Clutch Cargo and its use of Synchro-Vox (TM) when Space Angel was even worse? I actually saw both of those when I was a kid. Creepy.

The Clutch Cargo video won't load for me, dammit.


oh yeah, it was worse, and ever worserer was that the shows were bundled at one point; the Space Angel Clutch Cargo Show, or some shit like that.

But Space Angel did not go into the racial hi-jinx that Clutch did, at least as I remember it.
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Postby DennisMM on Sun May 07, 2006 3:31 pm

But, unikrunk, how can you cast aspersions on Clutch Cargo and its use of Synchro-Vox (TM) when Space Angel was even worse? I actually saw both of those when I was a kid. Creepy.

The Clutch Cargo video won't load for me, dammit.
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Sun May 07, 2006 3:33 pm

My God. This makes me feel much better abot stuff I produced in college. Why did Nintendo fuck up a possible partnership with Sony for the SNES CD (whcih lead to the Playstation) by flirting with Phillips over the CDI?
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Postby Chilli on Sun May 07, 2006 5:21 pm

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Postby King Psyz on Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:50 am

Chairman Kaga wrote:My God. This makes me feel much better abot stuff I produced in college. Why did Nintendo fuck up a possible partnership with Sony for the SNES CD (whcih lead to the Playstation) by flirting with Phillips over the CDI?


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