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Zelda - the worst animation EVAR

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:39 am
by AtomicHyperbole

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:45 am
by Al Shut
I'm pretty sure I've seen worse, but I can't remember where (thank god).

All the charakters seem to be too drunk to stand still.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:05 am
by Pacino86845
Oh lord, this can't be real. I cannot accept that that is a commercial product. I cannot. Please, say it's just some kind of tongue-in-cheek prank. PLEASE!!

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:06 am
by AtomicHyperbole
No, it's real. For the Philips CD-i. Go check the Thief and the Cobbler thread for the only known cure.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:06 am
by EWS
Emm, is it meant to be the same link twice?

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:08 am
by AtomicHyperbole
No, edited.

Although I'm not sure why you'd want to see the second one.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:15 am
by zarandi
jesus, that was awful.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:59 pm
by unikrunk
Wow, that is not only terrible animation, it is also headache inducing; when each character speaks they are either magically floating closer to the camera or perhaps gaining mass. Well, that's my take.

But, worst animation evar?

I submit to you, the barely animated and truly racist adventures of Clutch Cargo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtLKFE4tC0

If you remember this, you probably remember that the only things animated are the characters mouths, which happened to be nothing more than footage of the voice actor's lips while they read their lines, which was then overlaid into the cell. They called it 'Synthvox', which is a fancy word for 'Cheap Short Cut'.

Clutch’s ‘Eskimo’ friend Snowshoe is perhaps the most fucked up representation of a people’s culture and customs I have ever seen. With the exception of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:27 pm
by unikrunk
DennisMM wrote:But, unikrunk, how can you cast aspersions on Clutch Cargo and its use of Synchro-Vox (TM) when Space Angel was even worse? I actually saw both of those when I was a kid. Creepy.

The Clutch Cargo video won't load for me, dammit.


oh yeah, it was worse, and ever worserer was that the shows were bundled at one point; the Space Angel Clutch Cargo Show, or some shit like that.

But Space Angel did not go into the racial hi-jinx that Clutch did, at least as I remember it.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:31 pm
by DennisMM
But, unikrunk, how can you cast aspersions on Clutch Cargo and its use of Synchro-Vox (TM) when Space Angel was even worse? I actually saw both of those when I was a kid. Creepy.

The Clutch Cargo video won't load for me, dammit.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:33 pm
by Chairman Kaga
My God. This makes me feel much better abot stuff I produced in college. Why did Nintendo fuck up a possible partnership with Sony for the SNES CD (whcih lead to the Playstation) by flirting with Phillips over the CDI?

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:21 pm
by Chilli
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love crap footage.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:50 am
by King Psyz
Chairman Kaga wrote:My God. This makes me feel much better abot stuff I produced in college. Why did Nintendo fuck up a possible partnership with Sony for the SNES CD (whcih lead to the Playstation) by flirting with Phillips over the CDI?


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Re: Zelda - the worst animation EVAR

PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:12 am
by King Psyz