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Postby so sorry on Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:17 pm

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caruso_stalker217 wrote:Or it proves no one actually wanted a young Han Solo movie.


That's really it for me.


Fievel wrote:Oh, and I'll buy it for sure - gotta own them all! :oops:


Ha ha! Sucker.
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:26 pm

I'm actually intrigued by the prospect of a Boba Fett movie. I can understand the arguments against it (either that he's 1) a lame character who did nothing of consequence but fans latched onto because he looked cool, or 2) a badass, mysterious character who any further information about would ruin), but to me there are so many blanks there to be filled in that the right filmmaker could accomplish something special. Han Solo is a more fully-realized character, and for that reason I felt no need to see a prequel about his early days. He's a cad with a heart of gold in A New Hope and that's a perfectly adequate jumping-off point. I don't want to learn how he kind of became a cad but also kind of became a hero when it has nothing to do with his arc in the original trilogy.
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby Fievel on Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:56 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:I'm still fine with a Kenobi movie. There is a solid Western samurai type story to be told during the Tatooine years. Whether they can pull it off without overcomplicating it and fucking it up is another matter.


I remember some rumor of a Seven Samurai type story featuring post-Purge Jedi led by Mace Windu (to be directed by Zack Snyder). I think I'd still muster some hype for that, although I'd want someone to ape John Ford's eye, not Snyder's.
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby Fievel on Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:57 pm

so sorry wrote:
Fievel wrote:
caruso_stalker217 wrote:Or it proves no one actually wanted a young Han Solo movie.


That's really it for me.


Fievel wrote:Oh, and I'll buy it for sure - gotta own them all! :oops:


Ha ha! Sucker.


I prefer the term "completist." :lol: :lol:
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:26 pm

Fievel wrote:
caruso_stalker217 wrote:Or it proves no one actually wanted a young Han Solo movie.


That's really it for me.


me too, i've been saying it all along, making a film about a character who is so strongly identified with a particular actor is just a no-win proposition.

Ribbons wrote:I'm actually intrigued by the prospect of a Boba Fett movie. I can understand the arguments against it (either that he's 1) a lame character who did nothing of consequence but fans latched onto because he looked cool, or 2) a badass, mysterious character who any further information about would ruin), but to me there are so many blanks there to be filled in that the right filmmaker could accomplish something special.


get Lord and Miller back (beg if need be) and let them make a Mr. Bean-style take on Boba Fett, where everything he does backfires and reveals him to be the same clumsy dolt we saw in his final scene in ROTJ.
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Postby Ribbons on Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:33 pm

I would watch that
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:23 am

Ribbons wrote:I would watch that


twats like you are the reason they made solo. "I'll see it!"
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Postby Peven on Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:27 pm

I just watched "Last Jedi" again as this is one of the last days of the school year and teachers are just killing time......


....and I have to say that this movie gets worse with each viewing. the flaws in logic and reason are everywhere and the characterization of Luke is less and less acceptable the more I watch it. I really like the way it looks, which is much better than the overly digital prequels, and the very last scene with the urchin using the force to pick up the broom saves it from being on the same level of suck as the prequels because it at least offers hope the next movie will be at least somewhat original and make up for the weak sauce that made up this one.
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:38 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
Ribbons wrote:I would watch that


twats like you are the reason they made solo. "I'll see it!"



you should play the new, bumbling version of Boba Fett.
you'd do a great job with all the Boba Fart jokes that would surely make up half the film.
and best of all, Fett never takes off his helmet, so no one would ever see your face.
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby Peven on Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:27 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
Ribbons wrote:I would watch that


twats like you are the reason they made solo. "I'll see it!"



you should play the new, bumbling version of Boba Fett.
you'd do a great job with all the Boba Fart jokes that would surely make up half the film.
and best of all, Fett never takes off his helmet, so no one would ever see your face.



sure, what would be really good is to make a SW movie that mocks the SW movies and all the tropes therein. who wants to go to a movie where beloved characters are taken seriously anyway? :roll:
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby caruso_stalker217 on Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:45 am

Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
Ribbons wrote:I would watch that


twats like you are the reason they made solo. "I'll see it!"



you should play the new, bumbling version of Boba Fett.
you'd do a great job with all the Boba Fart jokes that would surely make up half the film.
and best of all, Fett never takes off his helmet, so no one would ever see your face.



sure, what would be really good is to make a SW movie that mocks the SW movies and all the tropes therein. who wants to go to a movie where beloved characters are taken seriously anyway? :roll:


Hey, THE LAST JEDI did that and it made over a billion dollars!
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:34 pm

caruso_stalker217 wrote:
Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
Ribbons wrote:I would watch that


twats like you are the reason they made solo. "I'll see it!"



you should play the new, bumbling version of Boba Fett.
you'd do a great job with all the Boba Fart jokes that would surely make up half the film.
and best of all, Fett never takes off his helmet, so no one would ever see your face.



sure, what would be really good is to make a SW movie that mocks the SW movies and all the tropes therein. who wants to go to a movie where beloved characters are taken seriously anyway? :roll:


Hey, THE LAST JEDI did that and it made over a billion dollars!


I believe that SW9 is gonna at least open quite substantially lower than SW8. And as opening weekends indicate the final gross, I can say that Ep9 will make a concerningly less amount of money than The Last Jedi. Here's why...

Little care for Poe, Rey, Finn, and fuck Rose.

No Luke, No Leia, so the selling point of the original characters won't help this film. OK, you'd be lucky to get 3 Luke ghost scenes but that won't be a lot will it?

What's the story again? Something about The Resistance vs First Order and Kylo rising to more power. What is Rey's role in this? She gonna stop him, turn him... ugh it's so vague that I can't really put my finger on it.

Little cliffhanger making us gagging to find out what happens next. Yeah you got First Order smashing the Resistance and now the good guys have gotta get stronger numbers again, and there's a kid picking up a broom, but there's nothing immediate or more direct going on to keep you in suspense. No dramatic big scene that leaves you on edge at least.

So many pissed off people with The Last Jedi that they have pretty much left Star Wars behind. They've already done this with Solo so the more directly linked film to SW8 is gonna get even more objection to.

Little trust in where the story is going. Stuff that was set up in The Force Awakens was just written off in The Last Jedi so there's less faith in how genuinely created the story will be in the next instalment. All this 'making it up as we go' is making many people disgruntled with doubt at these films.

I think that's pretty much it. What do you guys think?
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby Peven on Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:28 pm

fuck telling the same SW story over and over. Rogue One is the best SW movie I've seen because it is free of that trap.
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Re: YET ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD (Now with SOLO)

Postby TheBaxter on Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:21 pm

Peven wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
Ribbons wrote:I would watch that


twats like you are the reason they made solo. "I'll see it!"



you should play the new, bumbling version of Boba Fett.
you'd do a great job with all the Boba Fart jokes that would surely make up half the film.
and best of all, Fett never takes off his helmet, so no one would ever see your face.



sure, what would be really good is to make a SW movie that mocks the SW movies and all the tropes therein. who wants to go to a movie where beloved characters are taken seriously anyway? :roll:


i'm only suggesting they take the character as seriously as he was taken by Lucas in ROTJ.
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