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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Chairman Kaga on Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:47 pm

sallupo wrote:I think they should remake "3 days of the condor".
That is one underated movie. A smart CIA thriller way before the bourne trilogy.

I agree. Much smarter than Bourne and would be an excellent thriller.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby sallupo on Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:17 pm

probably get ruined though. I been working on a spy thriller myself.
more like 3 days. but if they do remake it i hope they do it without
fancy effects. id rather see a wel written script.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby OriginalGagBonkers on Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:54 pm

They need to get the guys who wrote the dark knight or Frank Miller to remake this movie
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Archive on Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:08 pm

DEFCON 4.

I'm talking about that terrible 80's Canooxploitation film with the totally rad box art.

Generally, I'm not someone who sees the point in remakes. It's more gratifying to see a new approach to familiar ideas or themes. Why get hemmed in? All the same, if I was going to remake one movie, that film would be DEFCON 4.

This film is the single worst offender when it comes to a movie not living up to the box art.

Being an astronaut in space for a nuclear showdown and then descending into the mutant wasteland should, by rights, be awesome. It's ANTIWALL-E.

My first act would take place entirely on the space station, and involve the slow descent into madness from lack of human contact. Two astronauts have to try and squeeze every last bit of life out of a space station that isn't ever going to be replenished, but in the end the batteries won't last, the orbit is disintegrating, and they have to use the lifeboat and plot their own reentry, Apollo 13-style. Maybe there are three astronauts, and one is fatally wounded because of the equipment failures that come with no spare parts, and the other two eat him! Cannibal astronauts. Hmm...

Anyway, they have to come down in the raft or burn up on reentry.

From there on, they've got five hours of air in the space suits, and if they can find a radiation fallout shelter before their air supply runs out, they might just survive without getting radiation contamination.

This movie would be the first film to take place in a proper nuclear winter. Imagine two guys in space suits walking through the abandoned streets of Moscow, long since covered in snow... Badass.

That would be a movie that lived up to the awesome VHS cover art. That box art still taunts me from the dark recesses of the science fiction section in the video store of my dreams...
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Al Shut on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:48 am

I I#m pretty convinced that despite the fact that no human beeing is cooler than Clint Eastwood a remake of the Eiger Sanction could improve on the movie.

I want more mountain drama and guessing who the killer might be, not taking 90 minutes to get there.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby valeriewriter on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:09 pm

Citizen Kane. It should be updated to be about someone more relevant to today like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Fievel on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:10 pm

valeriewriter wrote:Citizen Kane. It should be updated to be about someone more relevant to today like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates.


I'm actually surprised it hasn't been remade under this model yet.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:16 pm

Ted Turner or Rupert Murdoch would be more apropos.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby valeriewriter on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:18 pm

BuckyO'harre wrote:Ted Turner or Rupert Murdoch would be more apropos.



Maybe they can do them all and make it a trilogy.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:39 pm

Well they ARE talking about doing a biography movie of Richard Branson with talks of Russel Crowe playing him, so why not these?

Though with Branson, it shows how someone built an Empire while still being a nice guy and people seemingly all liking him for good reason, which is a refreshing thought. While the others just seem to be right bastards. So it would be good to show all the sides of the same millionaire making people.

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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Fievel on Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:47 pm

valeriewriter wrote:
BuckyO'harre wrote:Ted Turner or Rupert Murdoch would be more apropos.



Maybe they can do them all and make it a trilogy.


Maybe they should do them all and make it softcore pornography.

Just sayin....
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Spandau Belly on Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:36 pm

I think There Will Be Blood ended up being closer to Citizen Kane than any straight-up remake could be.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby max314 on Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:36 pm

Assassins.

The Wachowski Brothers' original script is pretty awesome, but Donner brought Brian Helgeland in to rape the screenplay and make a shoddy interpretation of what was initially a highly suspenseful narrative with clearly worked out themes and characters. What we ended up getting was a piece of generic, uninteresting schlock whose only saving grace was anything that wasn't removed from the Wachowskis' original work.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby TheButcher on Mon May 11, 2009 4:01 am

Cinematical Seven: Franchises J.J. Abrams Should Reboot

    Serenity / Firefly.
    Back to the Future.
    Speed.
    Wonder Woman.
    True Lies.
    Superman.
    Star Wars.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Tue May 12, 2009 5:46 pm

Let's reboot Star Wars.

Everyone hates George Lucas, the Prequels AND the special editions. Lucas has raped everyone's childhoods sufficiently to the point where it's so cool to hate Star Wars so, why not just remake all 6 movies?

I'd settle for 6 animated films in the style of the Clone Wars cartoon, just something to bring some continuity to the whole saga.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby SilentBobX on Tue May 12, 2009 5:49 pm

TheButcher wrote:Cinematical Seven: Franchises J.J. Abrams Should Reboot

    Serenity / Firefly.
    Back to the Future.
    Speed.
    Wonder Woman.
    True Lies.
    Superman.
    Star Wars.


All worthy of a reboot indeed. I hate to nitpick but True Lies was one film and hardly a 'franchise'. Could JJ make it one? Perhaps.

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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby papalazeru on Tue May 12, 2009 6:27 pm

    Serenity / Firefly.

    Not ever.
    Back to the Future.

    Why, isn't it perfect the way it is?
    Speed.

    Could do with a good reboot, so long as it's not a bunch of people stuck in a Lambourghini Bus.
    Wonder Woman.

    Wouldn't mind seeing what he does with this.
    True Lies.

    Too soon,
    Superman.

    After Trek, maybe he can do something with this.
    Star Wars.

    Please, just don't. The last 3 were a mess, don't let the next ones end up in similar commercial vehicle circumstances.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Tue May 12, 2009 7:16 pm

SilentBobX wrote:Star Wars.

Please, just don't. The last 3 were a mess, don't let the next ones end up in similar commercial vehicle circumstances.


After George Lucas passes away, someone will have to step up and take over the Empire - and by that time, 10-20 years from now, I think it's totally plausible to reboot the whole saga. Again, as I mentioned above - everyone hates Lucas, The Prequels and the Special Editions anyway... what's so sacred about it?
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby minstrel on Wed May 13, 2009 1:16 am

papalazeru wrote:
Back to the Future.

Why, isn't it perfect the way it is?


I agree completely! There is absolutely no reason to reboot Back to the Future. It's about as good and as tight as a trilogy can be. Just leave it alone!
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby King Of Nowhere on Wed May 13, 2009 9:35 am

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Other than that, Richard III.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Spandau Belly on Wed May 13, 2009 10:54 am

Alright, I have a bit of trouble putting my thoughts into words here but here it goes.

You know how Ridley Scott has been trying for decades to re-edit Blade Runner and doing interviews claiming that the movie was actually about a replicant who is designed to hunt other replicants but doesn't know that he himself is one? No matter how many edits, and remasterings, and public statements Ridley Scott makes, Blade Runner will never be that movie. It's just not about those things. They're not there in the movie.

But what if Scott did a movie that actually was that? The world would look the same and all, but it would be a different story. So not even a remake really. Just a shot at making the movie Scott has deluded himself into thinking he made but never did.

Eric Bana would good as the lead Blade Runner guy. They don't even have to call it Blade Runner, they could use the original title Dangerous Days or think up something else.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby papalazeru on Wed May 13, 2009 11:17 am

Spandau Belly wrote:Alright, I have a bit of trouble putting my thoughts into words here but here it goes.

You know how Ridley Scott has been trying for decades to re-edit Blade Runner and doing interviews claiming that the movie was actually about a replicant who is designed to hunt other replicants but doesn't know that he himself is one? No matter how many edits, and remasterings, and public statements Ridley Scott makes, Blade Runner will never be that movie. It's just not about those things. They're not there in the movie.

But what if Scott did a movie that actually was that? The world would look the same and all, but it would be a different story. So not even a remake really. Just a shot at making the movie Scott has deluded himself into thinking but never did.

Eric Bana would good as the lead Blade Runner guy. They don't even have to call it Blade Runner, they could use the original title Dangerous Days or think up something else.


Hmmm..other stories in the Bladerunner universe? Sounds like a really good dark series to me.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby papalazeru on Sat May 16, 2009 11:13 am

I think a new version of Home Alone would be cool. More grittier, less slap stick :D

Michael Mann could do it. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Sun May 17, 2009 3:56 pm

With the idea of re-imagining films that aren't that old (Hulk, for example) Why not remake Alien 3... and better yet, have David Fincher do it again.

that whole film was riddled with problems and production issues, why not try to fix all the issues with it? Or at least make a special edition with a better looking CG alien.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Peven on Sun May 17, 2009 4:17 pm

hasn't Fincher done enough to fuck up the Alien franchise already? keep him away, please
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Sun May 17, 2009 5:24 pm

I wouldn't say it was entirely his fault... besides, "Alien: Resurrection" destroyed the Alien franchise.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Spandau Belly on Sun May 17, 2009 8:49 pm

I was watching Westworld the other day and I think this is one I wouldn't mind if they remade. It's got a great premise and some other good moments, but I didn't really feel the climax was very climactic. In fact, the horror of the big massacre was left relatively underexplored. I feel like there's a lot of room for improvement here.

And Chris Bale looks as good now as he did back when he starred in this under the name James Brolin, so he could even come back and reprise his role.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Peven on Sun May 17, 2009 10:08 pm

thefraze wrote:I wouldn't say it was entirely his fault... besides, "Alien: Resurrection" destroyed the Alien franchise.


how did it do any worse than Alien 3? seriously. i at least had fun with it and liked the cast a whole lot more, too
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Spandau Belly on Mon May 18, 2009 10:48 am

Peven wrote:
thefraze wrote:I wouldn't say it was entirely his fault... besides, "Alien: Resurrection" destroyed the Alien franchise.

how did it do any worse than Alien 3? seriously. i at least had fun with it and liked the cast a whole lot more, too


Maybe because even though Alien 3 is full of plot holes it is still a logical and compelling conclusion to the series and then Alien 4 just goes back hits 'undo' on death making it all kinda meaningless. Once you start doing stuff in a film like making death inconsequential it's hard to care about anything.

But I will give you that Alien 4 is a fun movie. It's a good time in that stupid P.M.S. Anderson kind of way, but as an Alien movie it's a total embarassment.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Peven on Mon May 18, 2009 11:04 am

Spandau Belly wrote:
Peven wrote:
thefraze wrote:I wouldn't say it was entirely his fault... besides, "Alien: Resurrection" destroyed the Alien franchise.

how did it do any worse than Alien 3? seriously. i at least had fun with it and liked the cast a whole lot more, too


Maybe because even though Alien 3 is full of plot holes it is still a logical and compelling conclusion to the series and then Alien 4 just goes back hits 'undo' on death making it all kinda meaningless. Once you start doing stuff in a film like making death inconsequential it's hard to care about anything.

But I will give you that Alien 4 is a fun movie. It's a good time in that stupid P.M.S. Anderson kind of way, but as an Alien movie it's a total embarassment.


but that is pretty much what Alien 3 did first, by going back and killing off Hicks and Newt, infecting Ridley with an alien, making Bishop one of the bad guys, undoing all of what had been worked for and built in Aliens making the audience's journey through that story almost entirely moot. it was arrogance, and so compared to that i cut Alien 4 some slack for one concept they used to create a starting point for that story
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby RogueScribner on Mon May 18, 2009 11:56 am

Yeah, I liked the 4th one more than the 3rd (holy shit, do Peven and I agree on something???!!!). Cloning was kinda topical back in 1997 and it wasn't cloning without consequences. It made sense that the greedy bastards who wanted an Alien for themselves would go to any lengths to get it. Plus, it brought the aliens to Earth! If they made a 5th movie, it totally could have fucked up Earth. But no, they went for some lame AvP bullshit so we missed out.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Mon May 18, 2009 11:58 am

Peven wrote:
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Peven wrote:
thefraze wrote:I wouldn't say it was entirely his fault... besides, "Alien: Resurrection" destroyed the Alien franchise.

how did it do any worse than Alien 3? seriously. i at least had fun with it and liked the cast a whole lot more, too


Maybe because even though Alien 3 is full of plot holes it is still a logical and compelling conclusion to the series and then Alien 4 just goes back hits 'undo' on death making it all kinda meaningless. Once you start doing stuff in a film like making death inconsequential it's hard to care about anything.

But I will give you that Alien 4 is a fun movie. It's a good time in that stupid P.M.S. Anderson kind of way, but as an Alien movie it's a total embarassment.


but that is pretty much what Alien 3 did first, by going back and killing off Hicks and Newt, infecting Ridley with an alien, making Bishop one of the bad guys, undoing all of what had been worked for and built in Aliens making the audience's journey through that story almost entirely moot. it was arrogance, and so compared to that i cut Alien 4 some slack for one concept they used to create a starting point for that story


Cloning Ripley with an alien inside her is like getting a blood sample of me after I go to a burger joint and cloning me with a CHEESEBURGER INSIDE ME. It's completely illogical and dumb - the whole film is dumb. The newborn? Jesus.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby RogueScribner on Mon May 18, 2009 12:12 pm

Wouldn't it be more analogous to say that cloning a pregnant woman wouldn't produce a pregnant clone? Or was Ripley eating the alien on her way down into the pit?
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Mon May 18, 2009 12:40 pm

It was a foreign object resting in her insides, at least with a human pregnancy I could believe some aspect of the biology taking place.

Besides, cheeseburgers are parasitic.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Spandau Belly on Mon May 18, 2009 12:51 pm

There is an Alien thread and this chat will probably get relocated there soon.

But I definately disagree with you guys about killing off well-liked characters like Newt and Hicks being the same as bringing a character back from the dead. I'm not going to get into the science holes in these movies, because.... well.... they're movies.

I'm also not sure exactly what you guys thought would happen with those characters still alive in part 3 and still make it have an alien. I guess it could be a movie about a family bonding through fighting an alien together, but that seems like the type of bullshit that would piss more people off than what they actually did do.

I liked Alien 3 as a conclusion to the series because it made sense. No matter where Ripley went and what she did the alien would destroy it so she destroys herself along with the alien. The end.

Anyway, I realize there's a lot of love for Michael Beihn out there. And I feel he's been in some good movies, but cutting his character from Alien sequels is not the same as cutting Ripley or the alien.

Maybe you guys were just happy with Aliens as the final Alien movie and should just watch those two?
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby RogueScribner on Mon May 18, 2009 1:01 pm

thefraze wrote:It was a foreign object resting in her insides, at least with a human pregnancy I could believe some aspect of the biology taking place.

Besides, cheeseburgers are parasitic.


Obviously there is a DNA mix at some stage of the alien incubation process or the dog/ox alien wouldn't have been presented in Alien^3. So that's more than just "eating a cheeseburger."
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Mon May 18, 2009 1:05 pm

Spandau Belly wrote:There is an Alien thread and this chat will probably get relocated there soon.

But I definately disagree with you guys about killing off well-liked characters like Newt and Hicks being the same as bringing a character back from the dead. I'm not going to get into the science holes in these movies, because.... well.... they're movies.

I'm also not sure exactly what you guys thought would happen with those characters still alive in part 3 and still make it have an alien. I guess it could be a movie about a family bonding through fighting an alien together, but that seems like the type of bullshit that would piss more people off than what they actually did do.

I liked Alien 3 as a conclusion to the series because it made sense. No matter where Ripley went and what she did the alien would destroy it so she destroys herself along with the alien. The end.

Anyway, I realize there's a lot of love for Michael Beihn out there. And I feel he's been in some good movies, but cutting his character from Alien sequels is not the same as cutting Ripley or the alien.

Maybe you guys were just happy with Aliens as the final Alien movie and should just watch those two?


I find that Alien 3 is a fitting conclusion to the story as well - my issues are more with the legendary behind-the-scenes squabbles and disasters (and that weird CG alien) I wish David Fincher wouldn't completely divorce himself from it, it'd be nice if he revisited it and at least put out a special edition.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Peven on Mon May 18, 2009 2:20 pm

and the lighting in Alien 3 sucks too..... :wink:
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Mon May 18, 2009 3:25 pm

I'd like to see Tim Burton remake "Forbidden Planet"
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby thefraze on Thu May 21, 2009 11:24 am

OriginalGagBonkers wrote:They need to get the guys who wrote the dark knight or Frank Miller to remake this movie
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I would love to see Tarantino do this.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Ribbons on Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:56 am

For a while I've thought that a good movie to remake would be The Hitch's (The Cock's?) Shadow of a Doubt. It's actually pretty solid on its own and in general I'm not really big on the idea of remaking stuff that already works, but certain scenes in it kept making me think of an alternate version of the movie that isn't a thriller.

For anyone who's never seen it before, the plot is about an uncle and his niece, both named Charlie, who initially share a close, almost psychic bond: several shots of both characters at the beginning of the film mirror one another. But it turns out that guy Charlie isn't quite as nice as girl Charlie thinks: he murders an old woman and makes off with her money, then hides out at his sister's house while on the lam. Uncle Charlie tries to kill his niece a couple of times to prevent her from ratting him out, and eventually falls off a train and dies.

I really dig the idea of the uncle and niece having a close relationship despite that fact that he's a thug and a fuck-up and she's, well, pretty much the opposite. And there was this one scene in the original movie where she relays a dream she had where "You were getting on a train... you were going away... and I was happy." It was meant to be an insult, but I think it'd be an interesting twist if her dream actually came true, just not in the way she expected. As in, she came back around, ended up helping him escape, and was "happy" because she kept him out of harm's way. I don't know, I just feel like there's an interesting story there that could work in a different genre.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:53 am

i just felt like pointing out the irony of beginning a sentence with "For anyone who's never seen it before" and then following it with a big chunk of blacked-out spoilertext.
wait. IS that irony?
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Hermanator X on Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:56 am

Nope. Simply giving the reader a choice to make between spoiling and non spoiling themselves.
I spoiled myself (arf arf), and it does sound an interesting premise.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Fried Gold on Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:08 am

Ribbons wrote:For a while I've thought that a good movie to remake would be The Hitch's (The Cock's?) Shadow of a Doubt. It's actually pretty solid on its own and in general I'm not really big on the idea of remaking stuff that already works, but certain scenes in it kept making me think of an alternate version of the movie that isn't a thriller.

For anyone who's never seen it before, the plot is about an uncle and his niece, both named Charlie, who initially share a close, almost psychic bond: several shots of both characters at the beginning of the film mirror one another. But it turns out that guy Charlie isn't quite as nice as girl Charlie thinks: he murders an old woman and makes off with her money, then hides out at his sister's house while on the lam. Uncle Charlie tries to kill his niece a couple of times to prevent her from ratting him out, and eventually falls off a train and dies.

I really dig the idea of the uncle and niece having a close relationship despite that fact that he's a thug and a fuck-up and she's, well, pretty much the opposite. And there was this one scene in the original movie where she relays a dream she had where "You were getting on a train... you were going away... and I was happy." It was meant to be an insult, but I think it'd be an interesting twist if her dream actually came true, just not in the way she expected. As in, she came back around, ended up helping him escape, and was "happy" because she kept him out of harm's way. I don't know, I just feel like there's an interesting story there that could work in a different genre.

What's interesting is that you sorta expect the uncle to not really be a murderer, that the detective is wrong and it's just Charlie's suspicion that will unsettle things. Then he goes a bit psycho.

I think if they remade it now, it'd be as more of an Ashley Judd type thriller vehicle where she's the only one who suspects Charlie is a killer and nobody else believes her....until it's too late.....with dangerous consequences....etc etc.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Ribbons on Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:18 pm

Fried Gold wrote:What's interesting is that you sorta expect the uncle to not really be a murderer, that the detective is wrong and it's just Charlie's suspicion that will unsettle things. Then he goes a bit psycho.


Yeah, that's part of it, I think. I liked the beginning better, when the question of whether he actually committed the crime was more ambiguous. By the end of the movie it wasn't so much "Shadow of a Doubt" as "I'mma Kill This Bitch"
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby magicmonkey on Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:29 pm

Ribbons wrote:
Fried Gold wrote:What's interesting is that you sorta expect the uncle to not really be a murderer, that the detective is wrong and it's just Charlie's suspicion that will unsettle things. Then he goes a bit psycho.


Yeah, that's part of it, I think. I liked the beginning better, when the question of whether he actually committed the crime was more ambiguous. By the end of the movie it wasn't so much "Shadow of a Doubt" as "I'mma Kill This Bitch"


It certainly falls into my least favourites of Hitch's, it starts promisingly enough, but really didn't seem to play with the ambiguity as I hoped it might. At least as far as I remember. The missus really enjoyed it tho.
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Peven on Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:39 pm

The Neverending Story-the original has some hokey charm and heart but the visuals are sorely lacking, maybe Tim Burton could find a little renewal for himself while remaking it....or someone like Del Toro

Three Days of the Condor- the original is a great, underappreciated flick, but i think the times are ripe for an updated remake with a guy like Pitt or Damon in the lead role
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby Bloo on Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:52 pm

I really love SHADOW OF A DOUBT and would never have thought about it being a potential remake, just because of the "Ashley Judd" factor (who replaces McDonald Carey as the detective Tommy Lee Jones or Morgan Freeman ?) but I like that idea.

One movie that I thought would be great for a remake by Rob Zombie specifically is this weird underground cult movie with David Carradine (in drag nonetheless), Brad Dourif, and Conrad Janis (the dad from Mork and Mindy) called SONNY BOY

Basically it's a redneck Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Re: MOVIES THAT NEED TO BE REMADE

Postby The Vicar on Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:36 am

Bloo wrote:Basically it's a redneck Hunchback of Notre Dame


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