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Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:48 am
by havocSchultz
okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch:The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:49 am
by TonyWilson
havocSchultz wrote:okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...


I'm sure it will be HUGE in my pants.





















:oops:
Sorry

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch:The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:51 am
by havocSchultz
TonyWilson wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...


I'm sure it will be HUGE in my pants.



oh come on - like anything is HUGE in your pants...








:wink:

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch:The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:52 am
by Doc Holliday
TonyWilson wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...


I'm sure it will be HUGE in my pants.


:oops:
Sorry



But only in your pants huh? Are they tiny pants or something? POPCORN! :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:52 am
by Carolian
You're a true gentleman, Havoc.

David thanks you.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:55 am
by havocSchultz
Carolian wrote:You're a true gentleman, Havoc.

David thanks you.

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AHHHH!!! hasselhoffilash...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:56 am
by Cottonwood
His dump in his pants when he's drunk is huge, I'm sure.

What the hell is Roth doing producing this nonsense? I mean, not that he's a snob or sumptin', but this is weird. Weird, I say. Who's directing, Del Toro?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:18 am
by John-Locke
Cottonwood wrote:What the hell is Roth doing producing this nonsense?


I assumedby Roth you meant Tom Roth (ETA: Rothman) from Fox, Eli??????

WTF???

I suspect this film (if it ever gets made which I doubt) will have it's tongue pushed squarely in it's cheek or knowing Roth between two butt cheeks.

I also wouldn't be suprised if this didn't make it into theatres and ended up straight to DVD like all those shitfests QT "Executive Produced" back in the 90's.

Is this the final sign of the impending Apocalypse? Maybe.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:32 am
by Cottonwood
damn straight

Baywatch:The Movie

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:12 am
by TheButcher

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch:The Movie

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:24 am
by Spandau Belly
I want them to do it dead serious and full of angst like the Miami Vice movie.

That's what I want, angsty lifeguards brooding intensely.

Oh, and Keeley Hazell in a lead role.

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Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch:The Movie

PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:57 pm
by TheButcher

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:22 am
by TheButcher
Paramount Moves Forward With 'Baywatch' Movie (Exclusive)
Dwayne Johnson is set to star, and Sean Anders and John Morris ('Horrible Bosses 2') are attached to direct


Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:07 pm
by TheButcher
so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:Alexandra Daddario cast in the Baywatch movie

anyone who remembers her from season 1 of True Detective (her most memorable scene was... most memorable) will know that she should have no problems filling out that red swimsuit.



Interest rising....


...no wait, that was just my pants rising. I'll stick to googling her and that scene, and give Baywatch a pass.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:56 pm
by Ribbons
So like, I guess this movie is actually happening?

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Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:20 pm
by Maui
Ribbons wrote:So like, I guess this movie is actually happening?

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:25 am
by Spandau Belly
C'mon man, BAYWATCH and the film OVER THE TOP are what taught me what everyday life is like in the USA.

It would be hilarious if they landed some random prestige actor for this. Hopefully they'll cast Daniel Day Lewis as Michael Newman and he'll spend the next ten years working as a lifeguard to prepare for the role and then win an Oscar for it.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:33 am
by TheBaxter
if anyone other than Michael Bay is directing this film, then someone better get fired.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch Is Sexist!

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 10:11 pm
by TheButcher
so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:Deadline:
Disney Mulling Live-Action Version Of ‘The Little Mermaid’
EXCLUSIVE: Execs at Disney are in the early stages of reviving Hans Christian Anderson’s The Little Mermaid as a live-action feature.


Alexandra Daddario or GTFO.

Baywatch!
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Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch Is Sexist!

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 12:31 am
by TheBaxter
TheButcher wrote:
so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:Deadline:
Disney Mulling Live-Action Version Of ‘The Little Mermaid’
EXCLUSIVE: Execs at Disney are in the early stages of reviving Hans Christian Anderson’s The Little Mermaid as a live-action feature.


Alexandra Daddario or GTFO.

Baywatch!
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now THAT'S an all-female cast i can get behind!

not really. i'll be as likely to watch this movie as i am to watch neu-ghostbusters. unless this movie turns out to be a hard-R with lots of sex and nudity... in which case i'll try to catch it some night at 2am on skinemax.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2016 1:15 am
by minstrel
The swimsuits aren't cut high enough. Not sexy! If you're gonna reboot a series, make it sexier than the original!

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:40 am
by TheButcher
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Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:06 pm
by TheBaxter
i'm glad to see hollywood has finally moved past the days when gorgeous women were used merely as attractive props in films while all the action and lines were given to the men in the cast.










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Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:47 am
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Men what men?


See, women are doing objectively fine as they are. Stop trying to change it you boring bastard or soon they'll be wearing woolly jumpers just to cover themselves up to appease the oh so ethically liberal fuckingfeminists.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:44 am
by TheBaxter
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Men what men?


See, women are doing objectively fine as they are. Stop trying to change it you boring bastard or soon they'll be wearing woolly jumpers just to cover themselves up to appease the oh so ethically liberal fuckingfeminists.


Kirks jealous because they wouldn't hire him to play a beach bunny running around in a bikini in the background.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:43 pm
by Wolfpack
I never thought it would come down to a Baywatch movie featuring scantily clad women.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 9:10 am
by TheButcher
AICN May 24, 2017:
Capone says BAYWATCH is beyond saving as either a comedy or an action movie!!!

/film Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017:
Baywatch’ Review Round-Up: The Action Comedy Can’t Save Itself From Drowning

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 1:20 pm
by TheBaxter
wait, are you saying that Baywatch is *gasp* a BAD MOVIE?!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock:

shocker.



also, i didn't realize that 21 Jump Street is now the gold standard of TV remake comedies.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2017 9:31 pm
by Ribbons
TheBaxter wrote:also, i didn't realize that 21 Jump Street is now the gold standard of TV remake comedies.


Well, when you think about TV-remake comedies, it's probably a pretty low bar to clear

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2017 9:59 am
by Wolfpack
I hope it features the Rock doing exaggerated double-takes.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:44 pm
by Ribbons
My review of Baywatch:

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Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:07 pm
by Peven
so you really liked it

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:36 pm
by Ribbons
In a word, no. I'm not proud to admit that I watched this movie mostly for the slo-mo cheesecake shots, but I walked in with pretty low expectations and it still failed to meet them. If you didn't like the 21 Jump Street movies stay away from Baywatch, because this is basically a really, really bad version of 21 Jump Street.

Re: Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:29 pm
by Peven
wasn't really on my radar. I have only seen the first Jump Street movie, it was an ok dumb comedy. After seeing the corpse humor in the trailer for this one I could tell it was not worth the watch.