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NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:43 pm

I'm so disgusted that people are talking about those 3 unoriginal movies, Batman 3, LOTR-2 and Alien -1 that I've done a Martin Scorsese and un-sanctimoniously rammed it down your throats to talk about a NEW movie, an ORIGINAL movie, one that through real movie making technique of cross cutting edits of multiple scenes and different directing approaches to actors, celebrates the universal goodness and hope of the human spirit, set against the backdrop pf the final coming together of mankind before the Apocalypse comes next year, a movie with meaning, I give you...



Come on, if the likes of tapehead can appreciate it's multi insert criss cross editing style that dates all the way back in movie history before even Battleship Popkin and 10,000 Years Before Man Let Alone Martin Scorsese's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Granfather's Sperm Even Existed And Was Masturbated Over Georges Melies then I am sure that all you gentlemen can too.

NOW DISCUSS!!!!!!!


There. My excitement and posting about the 3 unoriginal movies above that we all know we shouldn't see but will, is now guilt free.
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby SilentScream on Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:10 am

New Year's Eve is extraordinarily underrated.
It's up there with the best of John Ford, Ingmar Bergman, Griffith, Chaplin, Keaton, Renoir and is the best flick EVER made about New Yaaaawk. AND I include Woody Allen and Marty in that.
It made me SOOOO glad to feel alive and have such REAL, DEEP emotions about fellow human beings. I-I-I cried and laughed and pissed my pants at the loveliness of it all and excelled in the exquisite life-affiriming message in conveyed.
Oh! The performances were unforgettable.
Oh! The direction sublime.
People, IT HUMBLED ME.

A film truly for our age.

And a film that finally destroyed the latter day film career of one Robert de Niro.
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby The Vicar on Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:01 am

NYE has barely recouped half of what it cost to make it in the first place.
I guess there's a lot of people who really don't give a shit about Ashton Kucher, Lea Michelle and cast made up of mostly TV show second stringers.
FAIL.

But lets ask the critics!

'New Year's Eve' felt mechanical and forced, a project merely designed for profit. This is rather a 118 minute tourist video about how wonderful The Big Apple is, 7 December 2011

Vapid, ridiculous and lacking quality., 8 December 2011

New Years Heave, 7 December 2011

Drivel, 12 December 2011

Boring, 5 December 2011

A deplorable film, 19 December 2011


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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby King Of Nowhere on Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:05 pm

Any movie that features Bon Jovi getting that smug grin slapped off his face (twice!) can't be that bad.
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby The Vicar on Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:32 pm

King Of Nowhere wrote:Any movie that features Bon Jovi getting that smug grin slapped off his face (twice!) can't be that bad.


Yeah, there is that....
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby justcheckin on Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:52 am

What would make this movie better would be a CG alien invasion of EPIC proportions...


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made me chuckle for no reason...
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Ribbons on Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:33 pm

Two truths and a lie: I'm currently eating brie and drinking Schlitz. In my bathtub.

Happy New Year!
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:18 pm

Ribbons wrote:Two truths and a lie: I'm currently eating brie and drinking Schlitz. In my bathtub.

Happy New Year!


the brie is a lie. It's velveeta.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby so sorry on Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:35 am

Two truths and a lie: I'm waiting for Taylor Swift to play at midnight with three girls under the age of 8, pretty buzzed on Coppola wine, and wondering if my wife s going to put out tonight.
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Ribbons on Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:28 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!


We made it through another year. Suck it, robot apocalypse!
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby TheButcher on Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:58 am

Ribbons wrote:Two truths and a lie: I'm currently eating brie and drinking Schlitz. In my bathtub.

Happy New Year!

Burl?
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Ribbons on Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:07 am

Who do you think took that picture?
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby justcheckin on Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:34 pm

Ribbons wrote:
Lord Voldemoo wrote:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!


We made it through another year. Suck it, robot apocalypse!


Robot apocalypse… if only. :D
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE 2016!

Postby TheButcher on Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:28 am

A Bad Year Gets Worse
Death, death, and more death... this year just keeps getting worse and worse.
George R. R. Martin wrote:Please, let this wretched year come to an end.
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Peven on Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:39 am

being hung up on what year it is,or isn't, is an example of how incredibly primitive-minded humans still are........
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby so sorry on Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:12 pm

Mariah Carey FTW!
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Re: NEW YEAR'S EVE you wankers!

Postby Peven on Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:23 pm

she's an accident waiting to happen at any given time.....so New Year's was par for the course :-P
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