Favorite Movie Quotes

[Brocktune]

"ill have a coke"
"would you like it in the can?"
"no, ill just drink it here"

National Lampoons European Vacation

[wonkabar]

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! Ahh. ha. ha. ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

[wonkabar]

Dune:

Put the pick in there, Pete – and turn it round, real neat.

My other Dune favourites have already been written here

You can never run out of DUNE-quotes
http://imdb.com/title/tt0087182/quotes

[WinslowLeach]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning! smellls like...VICTORY" - Apocalypse Now

"You never killed any babies Kovic! Youre full of shit maaan!!" - Born on The 4th of July

"Theres two kinds of people in this world my friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig YOU dig" - The Good The Bad and The Ugly

"Get your hands off me you studly DYKE!" - Switchblade Sisters

Jimmy Malone: "Why did you join the police force?"

Guy: "To protect the property..."

Jimmy: "Dont give me the yearbook answer, tell me what YOU think!"

Guy: "Well, I...could...help..with..force"

Jimmy: "You could help?...ok you can go...There goes the next chief of police" - The Untouchables

[wonkabar]

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak."

-Planes, Trains & Automobiles

[John-Locke]

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! Ahh. ha. ha. ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

I was racking my brains trying to think of the best quote of one of my favourite comedies, thats the one buddy, thats the one.

[WinslowLeach]

Ray: Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.

Charlie: We havent ordered yet Ray.

Ray: Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes itll definitely be too late.

Charlie: how is it going to be too late? we havent ordered the pancakes yet.

Ray: we're gonna be here the entire morning with no maple syrup and no no toothpicks Im definitely not gonna have my pancakes with...

Ray: OW!!

Charlie: Dont make a scene

Ray: OW!

Charlie: Stop acting like a fuckin retard.

Ray: Uh Oh!

Charlie: What are you writing? What the fuck is this? Injury list? are you fuckin kidding me?

Ray: Number 18 in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988." - Rain Man

"Chet Pussy: Pussy pussy pussy! All pussy must go! At the Titty Twister we're slasing prices in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, studly pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy naughahyde pussy, snappin pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we dont have it! You dont want it!"

Satanico: Welcome to slavery

Seth: No thanks I already had a wife.

Seth: Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no questions, You make a noise, you ask a question: Mr 44 answers it.

Seth: So what are you Jacob? A faithless preacher or a mean motherfuckin servant of God?

Jacob: I'm a mean mmm mmmm servant of God" - From Dusk Til Dawn


John Winger: Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do its usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean its not just the uniform, its the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination. Lee Harvey, YOU are a madman. When you stole that cow and your friend trioed to make it with the cow. I want to party with you cowboy." - Stripes

[wonkabar]

Goodness, how could I forget...


"Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum". It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"

[so sorry]

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Germans?"
"Shh. He's on a roll."

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."


"They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!"

[wonkabar]

YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WIF YO DATES?!?!?

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored."

"How did you get here?"
"Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday."

"Waste not, want not."
"And other clichés."
"But a cliché is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliché."
"Which is itself a cliché."

in fact the entire dialogue from Mike Leigh's Naked. Brilliance.
Criterion with another winner. It almost makes up for them doing Armageddon. Almost.

[wonkabar]

He chose........poorly

[vicious_bastard]

Bizarre one-liner from a little girl to her mother in Nic Roeg's Performance:

"Mum, when's Christmas?"

[wonkabar]

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Wooderson: Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

Wooderson: The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.


Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson: I love them redheads!

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"I know a little German. He's sitting over there."

"If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

"Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
"I know. It all sounds like some bad movie."

Top Secret!

[wonkabar]

Stinger: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

[Keepcoolbutcare]

all right, last one before work.

"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

"And from now on, stop playing with yourself."
"It is God."

"Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?"
"She happens to be my daughter."
"Oh. Then I guess you have."

Real Genius

[ONeillSG1]

"Excuse me, could I have a knife and fork?"

"There were no forks or knives IN medieval times, therefore there are no forks or knives AT Medieval Times."

"There were no forks or knives, but they had Pepsi?"

"Dude, I got tables to wait on. Do you want something or not?"

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Smile you sonofabitch!!!!!!

JAWS

[tfactor]

"You've got to ask your self one question, do I feel lucky today ?"....."Well, do you, punk !"......Dirty Harry

[tfactor]

Dirty H@rry...

[athenabodicea]

Go Go Yubari: You call that begging? You can beg better than that.
Kill Bill of course

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Go Go Yubari: You call that begging? You can beg better than that.
Kill Bill of course

This scary girl turned me right on. I'd love to have a fight with her. Even if I wasn't screwed up and had actually got laid.

[Man-in-the-Box]

"You're right Larry, I'm a bad person, I don't deserve to li... COWS!!!

[athenabodicea]

.... I was trying to make this image my avatar with that last post but I cant seem to get it yet... so this will have to do.

[athenabodicea]

Nobody's avatars are on... Are there certain places they show up and some they dont????

[Man-in-the-Box]

.... I was trying to make this image my avatar with that last post but I cant seem to get it yet... so this will have to do.

It is your avatar.

[athenabodicea]

Ok... On my profile "no" was checked for "allow avatars"... So I wasn't seeing mine or anybody elses....

[Man-in-the-Box]

Ok... On my profile "no" was checked for "allow avatars"... So I wasn't seeing mine or anybody elses....

I don't remember that one. What movie was it from?

[athenabodicea]

MITB..... Oh you don't know that quote? Never saw that movie? It was from a little movie called "The new girl is a dumbass"... Yeah it was good... Keep an eye out for part two "Vengeance is mine" heh heh heh

[athenabodicea]

But Damn... Reading back, I really do look like a dumbass huh???

[Man-in-the-Box]

But Damn... Reading back, I really do look like a dumbass huh???

No, I was just goofin'.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Everybody gets what they want.

Martin Sheen - Captain Benjamin L. Willard
Apocalypse Now.

[WinslowLeach]

"I'm sorry I didnt finish my milk... it gives me the gas" - Charles Bronson in Pat and Mike

"Grooovy" - Evil Dead 2

Kersey: "You believe in Jesus?"

Thug: "Y-Yes I do"

Kersey: "Good cuz youre going to meet him" - Death Wish 2

"Wake up! Time to die!" - Blade Runner

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

When I was a kid, I would always quote Rutger Hauer as Batty with his dieing speech, to everyone I knew, even though the speech didn't make sense to even me.

The chicks thought I was weird.

[vicious_bastard]

Rutger can turn any line into a gem. It's his intonation - "Tormented BY guilt" fantastic.

Cursed rankings. I was hoping for something new at the 100 post level.

[tfactor]

"Most of all I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side, to the pimp that followed. But it was a vampire that accepted" I have a feeling someones already posted this so my apologies if it's a repeat

[John-Locke]

"Get to da Chopper" Arnie, Predator

"Let off some steam"

"Don't disturb my Friend, he's dead tired"

"I had to drop a friend off" Arnie, Commando

"Consider this a divorce." Arnie, Total Recall

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

To this day, I can still recite the entire dialogue from that crazy movie 'Witness'.

All those funky Armish homeboys, and Harrison Ford being all half asleep and mumbly yet somehow the epitomy of coolness. Being able to do a great Harrison Ford impression certainly helped me in good stead.

Favourite line is with Harrison Ford milking a cow under the tutelage of Kelly McGillis' dad.


ARMISH POP WITH THE FUNNY LONG BEARD
You never had you hands on a teet before.

HARRISON FOR AS JOHN BOOK
Not one this Big.

ARMISH POP WITH THE FUNNY LONG BEARD
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!






I guess you had to be there really.



Oh and John Locke, thanks for the avatar help. It was that easy all along. Better help than that Banthafodder who gave me the long way round to doing it - which typical of him and his PC support, never worked at all.

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"Nice beaver."
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

Naked Gun

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead g@y son."

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

Heathers

[athenabodicea]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Airplane

[Keepcoolbutcare]

"There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women."

"Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here."

"No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype."
"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."

"Lyndon Johnson is a politician, you know the ethics those guys have. It's like a notch underneath child molester."

"I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

Annie Hall

[wonkabar]

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN!

[Man-in-the-Box]

H.I.: Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.

Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us

Ah fuck it this could take forever, I'll just say that one of my favorite movie lines is everything said in Raising Arizona.

[Ribbons]

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're 10 hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something: this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah" out of your assholes! Ahhhahaha! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Ho-ly Shit!

I absolutely love that quote, man.

[Lord Voldemoo]

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!!"

-Super Troopers

[TonyWilson]

"You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity"

Toy Story

[wonkabar]

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're 10 hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something: this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah" out of your assholes! Ahhhahaha! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Ho-ly Shit!

I absolutely love that quote, man.

Take it. I'm sticking with Brad.