The Zone

by **TonyWilson** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:57 am

I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Ferris Bueller

by **Man-in-the-Box** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:08 am

I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

by **TonyWilson** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:10 am

Pardon my french but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

by **wonkabar** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:13 am

It is so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking one up.

by **TonyWilson** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:15 am

"Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself. "

"A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. "

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:20 am

OOOOh - that was weird; as soon as I read this:

WinslowLeach wrote:"I'm sorry I didnt finish my milk... it gives me the gas" - Charles Bronson in Pat and Mike

I immediately thought about writing this:

WinslowLeach wrote:Kersey: "You believe in Jesus?"

Thug: "Y-Yes I do"

Kersey: "Good cuz youre going to meet him" - Death Wish 2

I fucking LOVE Death Wish 2, I prefer it to even to part 1. Great soundtrack, and you get Larry Fishbourne as a dope smokin' rapist - what more could anyone want?

Btw, Locke - did you find yourself watching Predator on Saturday night too? I forgot how much I liked that movie - but again, I prefer Part 2 - Gary Busey is THE MAN.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:26 am

Some great Bueller quotes, too!

My favourite is when they are looking down on Manhattan from the WTC, and the constantly-paranoid Cameron says:

"I think I see my dad"

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:18 pm

IT'S THE BOY-KING!

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:29 pm

"HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!"

by **Brocktune** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:34 pm

"you go on ahead and skin that smokewagon"
and
"you jerk that pistol and go to work boy"
-Tombstone

by **St. Alphonzo** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:36 pm

In honor of my new sig and av:

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:37 pm

No, he ain't bluffn'

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:56 pm

Heineken?! Fuck that shit! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:11 pm

I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Ya'll take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.

by **Flumm** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:29 pm

Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Peaces". The whole film is kind of sublime, but here's one of several classic moments.

[Bobby wants plain toast - which ISN'T on the menu - and the waitress is given him a lotta attitude]

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees!

by **John-Locke** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:30 pm

It's the only thing I know, That I know that I'm good at" Eric Roberts, Best of the Best

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:40 pm

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:44 pm

Flumm wrote:Jack Nicholson in "Five Easy Peaces". The whole film is kind of sublime, but here's one of several classic moments.

my favorite part of that movie is when Bobby (Nicholson) rips into the therapy circle people for making fun of Karen Black. it's perfect...

And the ending? Man oh man... The 70s were the true golden age of American Film...

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:49 pm

WAKE UP! Time to DIE!

by **Keepcoolbutcare** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:58 pm

ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

and from the deleted scenes...

"I wanna have your abortion."

by **Flumm** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:00 pm

And the ending? Man oh man... The 70s were the true golden age of American Film...

It gives me chills thinking about that movie sometimes. Especially in comparrison to a more modern movie I might be watching now.

When I was young that film really helped broaden my mind to the world around me. Just the idea that, all those windows you walk past..., all those driveways that you will never get to drive down..., all those cars, whos driver's faces you may not even see... all of them could have stories. Real. True. Human stories. As true as my own could ever be. Stories as beautiful, as melencholy, as poignant and wrenching - maybe even as futile as that one is.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:08 pm

Flumm wrote:all of them could have stories. Real. True. Human stories. As true as my own could ever be.

Only more a interesting anna with a the better-looking people, eh?

by **Flumm** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:22 pm

Only more a interesting anna with a the better-looking people, eh?

That's why your in the villa in Santorini, and I'm a no good schmo Uncle Dino.

Just keep sellin me the dreams ....anna I'll just keep onna a buyin em, eh?!!!

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:29 pm

GET THAT GODDAMN HAT OFF THE BED!
Drugstore Cowboy

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:43 pm

Flumm wrote: Just the idea that, all those windows you walk past..., all those driveways that you will never get to drive down..., all those cars, whos driver's faces you may not even see... all of them could have stories. Real. True. Human stories. As true as my own could ever be. Stories as beautiful, as melencholy, as poignant and wrenching - maybe even as futile as that one is.

that's really interesting that you say that because i've been thinking about that alot lately. how every single person you see has some kind of story; their own set of fears, pain, and insecurity. how, deep at the heart of it, everyone just wants to be feel "okay"; even people you can't stand or who hold radically different views than you ultimately want the same basic things -- happiness, conentment, security, connectedness; and how lonely just about every person you see really is... a sort of existential loneliness...

cause when it comes right down to it, only you really know what you feel inside, and, conversely, you can never really know what anybody else really feels... the best we can hope for is a best guesses or empathy...

words are woefully inadequate...

by **wonkabar** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:58 am

Don't con-den-sen me man....i'll..fuckn'..kill-u man

by **Pacino86845** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:16 am

"I'm Rick James, bitch."

by **Man-in-the-Box** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:32 am

Hockney: What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?
and about a thousand other lines from The Usual Suspects.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:17 am

wonkabar wrote:GET THAT GODDAMN HAT OFF THE BED!

Great line - I haven't seen drugstore cowboy in many years. But I did see Shadow of a Doubt recently, and realised that the hat on the bed line is a little nod to that movie.

by **wonkabar** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:21 am

Send more cops

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:02 am

"You picked a the wrong a house, Bub!"

--

"What exactly a do you a teach, Professor Logan?"
"Art."

X2... You gotta to admit... Hugh Jackman, he nailed a the part, eh?

by **TonyWilson** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:11 am

Holy Shit! Wolverines italian?!?!

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:32 am

wonkabar wrote:Send more cops

yay! zombies! (and the fist incarnation of "speed zombies," no less.)

by **John-Locke** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:38 am

The Stencher in the basement in ROTLD is hands down my favourite Zombie in a movie, the way it moves and all.

"Brains?, BRAINS!!!" Crunch.

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:46 am

John-Locke wrote:The Stencher in the basement in ROTLD is hands down my favourite Zombie in a movie, the way it moves and all.

"Brains?, BRAINS!!!" Crunch.

Definately! He was the awesomest. I still remember when i saw that first commerical as a kid, and was like, "I must see this movie IMMEDIATELY!"

Hey, btw, is that avatar picture of you with Uncle George Romero? Cool!

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:51 am

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:X2... You gotta to admit... Hugh Jackman, he nailed a the part, eh?

He's perfect for the role. When this happened in X1......

Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.


I think heard a million fanboys heaving a huge sigh of relief

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:35 pm

"First of all, Papa Smurf, he dinna create a the Smurfette, eh? Gargamel did. She was a sent in as a the Gargamel's evil spy, with a the intention of a destroying a the Smurf village, but a the overwhelming goodness of a the Smurf way of life, it transformed her, no?. Anna as a for a the whole a gang-bang scenario, it just a could not have a happen, eh? The Smurfs, they are asexual. They donna even have a the reproductive organs under a those little white a pants, eh?. That's what's a so illogical, no? About a being a the Smurf. What's a the point of a living iffa you donna have a the dick?"

Donnie Darko

by **St. Alphonzo** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:41 pm

O.K., all together now:

Holy shit, I didn't know Donnie Darko was Italian!!!

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:55 pm

St. Alphonzo wrote:O.K., all together now:

Holy shit, I didn't know Donnie Darko was Italian!!!

With a name like Donnie Darko, where the hell else is he gonna be from?

by **St. Alphonzo** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:26 pm

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:
St. Alphonzo wrote:O.K., all together now:

Holy shit, I didn't know Donnie Darko was Italian!!!

With a name like Donnie Darko, where the hell else is he gonna be from?

I dunno... sounds kinda Czech to me. The Darko, not the Donnie. Whatever...

by **DennisMM** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:08 pm

"And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"
Dune

I always laugh my ass off when Dune ends because
1. They've shoved the rain on Arakis, which doesn't happen until God Emperor if then, into the end of the first installment.
2. Alicia Witt is dubbed by an adult, ineptly, throughout the movie, and this line is the worst. Does anyone know who dubbed her?

by **so sorry** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:12 pm

"shut up bitch. Go cook me a pot pie."
Judd Nelson/Breakfast Club describing his oh-so-compasionate father.

by **MasterWhedon** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:12 pm

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:He's perfect for the role. When this happened in X1......

Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.


I think heard a million fanboys heaving a huge sigh of relief

And who wrote that line? Hmmmm? A certain someone with a film coming out tomorrow?

Granted, he also wrote the "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lighting?" bit, but I think that was actually more Halle's fault than anything else.

by **so sorry** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:13 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:
ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Granted, he also wrote the "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lighting?" bit, but I think that was actually more Halle's fault than anything else.

You beat me to it!

by **Keepcoolbutcare** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:25 pm

"It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving." Trading Places

"All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!" The Bad News Bears

"We've got bush!" Revenge of the Nerds

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:30 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Film - ROTS.
Line deliverer - guess who?

by **Flumm** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:36 pm

Flumm Wrote:

It gives me chills thinking about that movie sometimes. Especially in comparrison to a more modern movie I might be watching now.

When I was young that film really helped broaden my mind to the world around me. Just the idea that, all those windows you walk past..., all those driveways that you will never get to drive down..., all those cars, whos driver's faces you may not even see... all of them could have stories. Real. True. Human stories. As true as my own could ever be. Stories as beautiful, as melencholy, as poignant and wrenching - maybe even as futile as that one is.

ZombieZoneSoloutions Wrote:

that's really interesting that you say that because i've been thinking about that alot lately. how every single person you see has some kind of story; their own set of fears, pain, and insecurity. how, deep at the heart of it, everyone just wants to be feel "okay"; even people you can't stand or who hold radically different views than you ultimately want the same basic things -- happiness, conentment, security, connectedness; and how lonely just about every person you see really is... a sort of existential loneliness...

cause when it comes right down to it, only you really know what you feel inside, and, conversely, you can never really know what anybody else really feels... the best we can hope for is a best guesses or empathy...

words are woefully inadequate...

Flumm: "..... BARMAN!!!....wherz he gone?!! ..... BARMAN MY GOOD MAN!!!"

*buuurrp*

Female Bare Tender:" Yes?!"

Flumm: "Oopsh!! I mean bar...lady?!! tee hee! Yeah, we would like another round of drinksh over here pleash!"

Female Bar Tender: "Don't you think you two have had enough?!"

Flumm: *BURRP!*

Zombie: *raising his head off the bar*..."Um, that's a no"

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:41 pm

Flumm: "..... BARMAN!!!....wherz he gone?!! ..... BARMAN MY GOOD MAN!!!"

*buuurrp*

Female Bare Tender:" Yes?!"

Flumm: "Oopsh!! I mean bar...lady?!! tee hee! Yeah, we would like another round of drinksh over here pleash!"

Female Bar Tender: "Don't you think you two have had enough?!"

Flumm: *BURRP!*

Zombie: *raising his head off the bar*..."Um, that's a no"

HA HA HA! Yep! That's about the size of it! *raises mug* Cheers!

by **Flumm** on Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:59 pm

OK, this seemed very appropriate at this point ....

Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.

Life always seems a little better after muffins.... plus I was drinkin on an empty stomach for a while there... :wink:

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:30 am

St. Alphonzo wrote:
ThisIsTheGirl wrote:
St. Alphonzo wrote:O.K., all together now:

Holy shit, I didn't know Donnie Darko was Italian!!!

With a name like Donnie Darko, where the hell else is he gonna be from?

I dunno... sounds kinda Czech to me. The Darko, not the Donnie. Whatever...

*snort* sorry dude, I was just trying to be funny

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