Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"
Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"
Please help and thanks
Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"
Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"
Please help and thanks
Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.
raasnio wrote:Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"
Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"
Please help and thanks
Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.
The wise man,' Richie said, 'told me this: 'No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.' And that's why there's so much cancer in the world, Eddie my love.'"
Richie Tozier - Stephen King's IT
Had to look it up but knew I had heard it before.
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:The Vicar wrote:"...they said you wuz hung..."
" and they was right! "
Blazing Saddles
Actually that is wrong.
Madeline Khan says,
"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"
Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.
You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.
The Vicar wrote:Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:The Vicar wrote:"...they said you wuz hung..."
" and they was right! "
Blazing Saddles
Actually that is wrong.
Madeline Khan says,
"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"
Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.
Which would be valid if I was referring to the conversation between Lillie Von Schtupp & Sheriff Bart -
I'm talking about the scene where Sheriff Bart's old rail-laying buddy sees Bart riding up to the railroad camp in his fine buckskins and all.
In full -
"You shifty n@gger!!! Dey said you wuz hung!!!"
"And dey was right"
Followed by the white gang bosses singing De Camptown Ladies.
THAT scene.
I knew Mel Brooks before you was born, son.
wonkabar wrote:You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.
-Seth Brundle
Will Ferrell as James Lipton wrote:The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:
Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
unikrunk wrote:Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -Will Ferrell as James Lipton wrote:The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:
Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!
Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.
Harry: Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry... feel...?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken.
Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the machanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.
unikrunk wrote:Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -Will Ferrell as James Lipton wrote:The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:
Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
Lady Sheridan wrote:Tell them ENGLAND IS A FREE MEAL TICKET! Let's get packed and git doon there fast, aye! We won't even 'ave tae work!"
Doc Holliday wrote:I think the correct quote, before the rewrite was:Lady Sheridan wrote:Tell them ENGLAND IS A FREE MEAL TICKET! Let's get packed and git doon there fast, aye! We won't even 'ave tae work!"
My own personal fave would be:
"The problem with Scotland.....is its full of Scots!"
Lady Sheridan wrote:That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.
Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.
If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.
Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!
unikrunk wrote:Lady Sheridan wrote:That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.
Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.
If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.
Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!
I love that movie, naysayers be damned; it is, as you said, full of great lines:
Mitch: So, you cold?
Charlie: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold.
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Mitch Henessey: I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
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Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.
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