Favorite Movie Quotes

[papalazeru]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is WAR room" (Dr Strangelove

"That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184. " (Bowfinger)

[Bob Samonkey]

Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks

Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.

[Fried Gold]

"It rained all morning and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone."

[raasnio]

Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks

Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.

The wise man,' Richie said, 'told me this: 'No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.' And that's why there's so much cancer in the world, Eddie my love.'"

Richie Tozier - Stephen King's IT

Had to look it up but knew I had heard it before.

[Bob Samonkey]

Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks

Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.

The wise man,' Richie said, 'told me this: 'No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.' And that's why there's so much cancer in the world, Eddie my love.'"

Richie Tozier - Stephen King's IT

Had to look it up but knew I had heard it before.

Thank you!! I knew some one would help me.

[raasnio]

What's bad is they are making IT into a TV film again.

[The Vicar]

"...they said you wuz hung..."

" and they was right! "

Blazing Saddles

Actually that is wrong.

Madeline Khan says,

"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"

Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.

Which would be valid if I was referring to the conversation between Lillie Von Schtupp & Sheriff Bart -
I'm talking about the scene where Sheriff Bart's old rail-laying buddy sees Bart riding up to the railroad camp in his fine buckskins and all.

In full -

"You shifty n@gger!!! Dey said you wuz hung!!!"
"And dey was right"

Followed by the white gang bosses singing De Camptown Ladies.

THAT scene.
I knew Mel Brooks before you was born, son.

[wonkabar]

Crom laughs at your four winds

[Ribbons]

Guess the movie!

David: I thought I was one of a kind.

Prof. Hobby: My son was one of a kind. You're the first of a kind.

[magicmonkey]

A.I !

[Ribbons]

Chyeah!

[magicmonkey]

I can kick your ass as quick as I can fuck it.

Lou Diamond Phillips, Another Day in Paradise

[WinslowLeach]

"My name is Edgar Po Wong, they call me SNOTTY"

"My name is Dudley Dawson, they call me Booger"

- Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

[Wolfpack]

"It was nothing like that, Penis Breath!" - E.T.

[LaDracul]

"Satan is the little voice in your head that says 'fuck you' to all your enemies."-The Emcee, "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny"

Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors.
Voice: Hey. Fuck you.
Prince Akeem: Yes. Yes. Fuck you, too.-"Coming to America"

"I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school."-Johnny Cage, "Mortal Kombat"

[wonkabar]

You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.

-Seth Brundle

[wonkabar]

All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good, like me.

-Bud

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

"...they said you wuz hung..."

" and they was right! "

Blazing Saddles

Actually that is wrong.

Madeline Khan says,

"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"

Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.

Which would be valid if I was referring to the conversation between Lillie Von Schtupp & Sheriff Bart -
I'm talking about the scene where Sheriff Bart's old rail-laying buddy sees Bart riding up to the railroad camp in his fine buckskins and all.

In full -

"You shifty n@gger!!! Dey said you wuz hung!!!"
"And dey was right"

Followed by the white gang bosses singing De Camptown Ladies.

THAT scene.
I knew Mel Brooks before you was born, son.

I've just seen this.

Right now I need a very big one of these... and if possible, an PWNT3D emoticon right now.

I miss Madeline Khan.

There may be many things I khan't do, but with I certainly KAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!

[Nordling]

You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.

-Seth Brundle

I love that part. Goldblum was never better than his work in THE FLY.

[LaDracul]

"If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy!"-Melody, "Josie and the Pussycats"

[justcheckin]

"So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it."

Robin Williams in The Birdcage

[unikrunk]

Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -

The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

[St. Alphonzo]

Colonel "Bat" Guano: "I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!"

-Dr. Strangelove

Best satire EVAR!!!

[minstrel]

"First, congratulations on the Earth! A most excellent planet, which Bill and I enjoy on a daily basis!"

I don't remember which Bill and Ted movie that was, but it's great. Both Bill and Ted movies are extraordinarily quotable.

[Wolfpack]

That sounds like Bogus Journey, minstrel. They died in that one, and they could have been saying that to God.

To Socrates: "All we are is dust in the wind, dude. Dust...wind...dude."

[Cha-Ka Khan]

I was just reminded of this one from Spider-Man 2 after reading the Spider-Man 3 thread:

"Hey! He stole that guy's PIZZAS!"

[Doc Holliday]

At the moment I'm liking "The enemy outnumber us by a paltry three-to-one.." from 300

[LaDracul]

"I have nightmares about birthday parties."-Michaelangelo, "TMNT"

[Nachokoolaid]

Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -

The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

That line is hilarious when Brian Cox says it, so just imagining Ferrel's Lipton doing it has me in fits of laughter.

Here are a couple of my faves from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang...

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.

and my favorite (probably because I'm an English teacher) involves these two quotes:

Harry: Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry... feel...?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken.

followed by...

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the machanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.

[LaDracul]

"Snotty beamed me twice last night. IT WAS WONDERFUL."-Commaderette Zirconia, "Spaceballs"

[Lady Sheridan]

Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -

The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.


Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.

Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!

[Lady Sheridan]

I scanned the whole thread and I'm going to add this one, because I watched it on my last day of spring break...and I think it's finer than the infamous Sterling speech:

William Wallace: The rest of you will be spared. Go back to England and tell them Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them SCOTLAND IS FREE!

That whole exchange is awesome...a bit Frank Miller really:

English Commander: I have dispatched a hundred soldiers to Lanark! They will be returning NOW!
Wallace: Were they dressed like this? Actually, it was more like fifty.

[Doc Holliday]

I think the correct quote, before the rewrite was:

Tell them ENGLAND IS A FREE MEAL TICKET! Let's get packed and git doon there fast, aye! We won't even 'ave tae work!"

My own personal fave would be:

"The problem with Scotland.....is its full of Scots!"

[Lady Sheridan]

I think the correct quote, before the rewrite was:

Tell them ENGLAND IS A FREE MEAL TICKET! Let's get packed and git doon there fast, aye! We won't even 'ave tae work!"

My own personal fave would be:

"The problem with Scotland.....is its full of Scots!"

I'll see your bet and raise you one Tavington...

Benjamin Martin: He cannot be held as a spy.
Colonel William Tavington: Oh, we're not going to hold him. We're going to hang him.

[Wiccan Woman]

In honor of the upcoming season...

"I believe in the Church of Baseball....I know things. For instance - there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball....and it's never boring."
--Annie, Bull Durham

[LaDracul]

"I've never been very good with relationships. In fact, most of mine ended with 'Hey, what are you doing in bed with that other woman?' And that was me talking!"-Richard Clark, "High School High"

[unikrunk]

That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.


Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.

Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!

I love that movie, naysayers be damned; it is, as you said, full of great lines:

Mitch: So, you cold?
Charlie: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold.
---------
Mitch Henessey: I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
-----------
Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.

[havocSchultz]

That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.


Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.

Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!

I love that movie, naysayers be damned; it is, as you said, full of great lines:

Mitch: So, you cold?
Charlie: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold.
---------
Mitch Henessey: I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
-----------
Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.

Awesome movie...

The scene in the alley - when thugs are sent to dispense of Charly Baltimore...and thug pulls a gun...Mitch ends up coming by and saying that his own gun "ain't no ham on rye pal"

Then a moment or two later - he says to Charly: "Sorry, I would've been here sooner, but I was thinking up that 'Ham on Rye' line..."

[wonkabar]

"DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR WIFE....DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME?!?!?!?!?!!"


betcha can't guess what that's from....

[colonel_lugz]

ok, you win, I can't guess

[wonkabar]

Oh, ok....this pitiful movie called "January Man" w/ Kevin Kline from the late 80's/ early 90's. The movie sucked but Rod Steiger had this great scene where he goes off....in a big fucking way, with "JESUS CHRIST....OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO, DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING WIFE, DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME????" Something like that. I never forgot it though....obviously, I guees

[colonel_lugz]

i just watched the trailer. Can't believe I had never heard of it considering it had so many big names in it. it must have really bombed

Still looking for the Rod Steiger clip...

[thebostonlocksmith]

I saw an episode of Futurama last night and there was a great line in there...

Leela - "So what are we going to do...it's hopeless..."

Fry - " Wait, what's it called again when you have a headache with pictures??? that's it, i'm having an idea..."

[Ribbons]

"Feed me a kitten."

-ATM, American Psycho

[LaDracul]

"I'm a friar, and I can curse all I like...DAMMIT!"-Friar Carl, "Van Helsing".

[wonkabar]

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.
I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.


-Dalton

[minstrel]

"Don't you worry, honey. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."

- Apollo 13

[Ribbons]

I was 'a-watchin' The De-pah-ted (actually almost a month ago, just forgot to write about it until now), and I was struck by how much I love the dialogue in that movie. It's not exactly how people talk, but it's so smart, and fast, and funny, and a little blue for spice, I'm impressed that the guy who wrote it was able to come up with so many gems.

"Why does the last patient of the day always have to be the most difficult?"
"Because you're tired and you don't give a shit; it's not supernatural."

"What do you think's gonna happen if you shoot me?"
"What'll happen is this bullet will go right through your fuckin' head!"

[DaleTremont]

Vera waking up with hangover in the afternoon-

"He's coming here in the middle of the night? Oh that moon is bright!"

Plus pretty much every line from Full Metal Jacket-

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless"

And my favorite (mostly due to delivery):

"Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket."

[Lord Voldemoo]

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