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Postby papalazeru on Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:08 pm

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Postby Bob Samonkey on Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:38 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks


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Postby Fried Gold on Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:47 pm

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Postby raasnio on Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:06 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:
Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks


Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.


The wise man,' Richie said, 'told me this: 'No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.' And that's why there's so much cancer in the world, Eddie my love.'"

Richie Tozier - Stephen King's IT

Had to look it up but knew I had heard it before.
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:08 pm

raasnio wrote:
Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:
Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks


Oh come on. Some one must know.... I know I am not crazy.


The wise man,' Richie said, 'told me this: 'No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.' And that's why there's so much cancer in the world, Eddie my love.'"

Richie Tozier - Stephen King's IT

Had to look it up but knew I had heard it before.


Thank you!! I knew some one would help me.
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Postby raasnio on Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:29 pm

What's bad is they are making IT into a TV film again. :roll:
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Postby The Vicar on Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:49 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
The Vicar wrote:"...they said you wuz hung..."

" and they was right! "

Blazing Saddles


Actually that is wrong.

Madeline Khan says,

"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"

Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.


Which would be valid if I was referring to the conversation between Lillie Von Schtupp & Sheriff Bart -
I'm talking about the scene where Sheriff Bart's old rail-laying buddy sees Bart riding up to the railroad camp in his fine buckskins and all.

In full -

"You shifty n@gger!!! Dey said you wuz hung!!!"
"And dey was right"

Followed by the white gang bosses singing De Camptown Ladies.

THAT scene.
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Postby wonkabar on Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:14 am

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Postby Ribbons on Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:26 am

Guess the movie!

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Postby Ribbons on Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:10 am

Chyeah!
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Postby magicmonkey on Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:05 am

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Postby WinslowLeach on Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:09 am

"My name is Edgar Po Wong, they call me SNOTTY"

"My name is Dudley Dawson, they call me Booger"

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Postby Wolfpack on Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:17 am

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Postby LaDracul on Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:24 pm

"Satan is the little voice in your head that says 'fuck you' to all your enemies."-The Emcee, "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny"

Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors.
Voice: Hey. Fuck you.
Prince Akeem: Yes. Yes. Fuck you, too.-"Coming to America"

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Postby wonkabar on Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:30 pm

You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.


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Postby wonkabar on Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:48 am

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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:05 am

The Vicar wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
The Vicar wrote:"...they said you wuz hung..."

" and they was right! "

Blazing Saddles


Actually that is wrong.

Madeline Khan says,

"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"

Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.


Which would be valid if I was referring to the conversation between Lillie Von Schtupp & Sheriff Bart -
I'm talking about the scene where Sheriff Bart's old rail-laying buddy sees Bart riding up to the railroad camp in his fine buckskins and all.

In full -

"You shifty n@gger!!! Dey said you wuz hung!!!"
"And dey was right"

Followed by the white gang bosses singing De Camptown Ladies.

THAT scene.
I knew Mel Brooks before you was born, son. :wink:


I've just seen this.

Right now I need a very big one of these... :shock: and if possible, an PWNT3D emoticon right now.

I miss Madeline Khan.

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Postby Nordling on Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:24 am

wonkabar wrote:
You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.


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I love that part. Goldblum was never better than his work in THE FLY.
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Postby LaDracul on Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:29 am

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Postby justcheckin on Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:57 am

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Postby unikrunk on Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:51 am

Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -


Will Ferrell as James Lipton wrote:The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:34 pm

Colonel "Bat" Guano: "I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!"

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Postby minstrel on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:30 pm

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I don't remember which Bill and Ted movie that was, but it's great. Both Bill and Ted movies are extraordinarily quotable.
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Postby Wolfpack on Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:28 pm

That sounds like Bogus Journey, minstrel. They died in that one, and they could have been saying that to God.

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Postby Cha-Ka Khan on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:52 pm

I was just reminded of this one from Spider-Man 2 after reading the Spider-Man 3 thread:

"Hey! He stole that guy's PIZZAS!"
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Postby Doc Holliday on Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:06 pm

At the moment I'm liking "The enemy outnumber us by a paltry three-to-one.." from 300 :D
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Postby LaDracul on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:32 pm

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Postby Nachokoolaid on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:02 pm

unikrunk wrote:Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -


Will Ferrell as James Lipton wrote:The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?


That line is hilarious when Brian Cox says it, so just imagining Ferrel's Lipton doing it has me in fits of laughter.

Here are a couple of my faves from Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang...

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!


Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.


and my favorite (probably because I'm an English teacher) involves these two quotes:

Harry: Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry... feel...?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken.


followed by...

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the machanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.
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Postby LaDracul on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:20 pm

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Postby Lady Sheridan on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:42 pm

unikrunk wrote:Oh, man, this is an easy one for me -


Will Ferrell as James Lipton wrote:The best thing to ever be uttered by the ineffable Brian Cox, here taking a turn as the mysterious Dr. Nathan Waldman in Renny Harlin's delightful ' The Long Kiss Goodnight’:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?



That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.


Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.

Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:44 pm

I scanned the whole thread and I'm going to add this one, because I watched it on my last day of spring break...and I think it's finer than the infamous Sterling speech:

William Wallace: The rest of you will be spared. Go back to England and tell them Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them SCOTLAND IS FREE!

That whole exchange is awesome...a bit Frank Miller really:

English Commander: I have dispatched a hundred soldiers to Lanark! They will be returning NOW!
Wallace: Were they dressed like this? Actually, it was more like fifty.
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Postby Doc Holliday on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:51 pm

I think the correct quote, before the rewrite was:

Lady Sheridan wrote:Tell them ENGLAND IS A FREE MEAL TICKET! Let's get packed and git doon there fast, aye! We won't even 'ave tae work!"
:wink:

My own personal fave would be:

"The problem with Scotland.....is its full of Scots!"

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Postby Lady Sheridan on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:56 pm

Doc Holliday wrote:I think the correct quote, before the rewrite was:

Lady Sheridan wrote:Tell them ENGLAND IS A FREE MEAL TICKET! Let's get packed and git doon there fast, aye! We won't even 'ave tae work!"
:wink:

My own personal fave would be:

"The problem with Scotland.....is its full of Scots!"

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Postby Wiccan Woman on Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:21 pm

In honor of the upcoming season...

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Postby LaDracul on Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:16 am

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Postby unikrunk on Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:32 am

Lady Sheridan wrote:That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.


Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.

Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!


I love that movie, naysayers be damned; it is, as you said, full of great lines:

Mitch: So, you cold?
Charlie: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold.
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Mitch Henessey: I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
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Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:36 am

unikrunk wrote:
Lady Sheridan wrote:That movie's full of great lines. It's a pity it has slipped into obscurity.


Mitch: "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

If you hang out with me and my only filmgeek friend, you'll inevitably hear this one which I use to put him down when he's getting randy.

Charlie: Oh honey...only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me!


I love that movie, naysayers be damned; it is, as you said, full of great lines:

Mitch: So, you cold?
Charlie: Yeah. Freezing.
Mitch: Turn on the heat. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise - distracts from the cold.
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Mitch Henessey: I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
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Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.


Awesome movie...

The scene in the alley - when thugs are sent to dispense of Charly Baltimore...and thug pulls a gun...Mitch ends up coming by and saying that his own gun "ain't no ham on rye pal"

Then a moment or two later - he says to Charly: "Sorry, I would've been here sooner, but I was thinking up that 'Ham on Rye' line..."
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Postby wonkabar on Mon May 14, 2007 5:52 am

"DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR WIFE....DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME?!?!?!?!?!!"


betcha can't guess what that's from....
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Postby colonel_lugz on Mon May 14, 2007 6:11 am

ok, you win, I can't guess
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Postby wonkabar on Mon May 14, 2007 6:17 am

Oh, ok....this pitiful movie called "January Man" w/ Kevin Kline from the late 80's/ early 90's. The movie sucked but Rod Steiger had this great scene where he goes off....in a big fucking way, with "JESUS CHRIST....OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO, DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING WIFE, DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME????" Something like that. I never forgot it though....obviously, I guees
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Postby colonel_lugz on Mon May 14, 2007 6:27 am

i just watched the trailer. Can't believe I had never heard of it considering it had so many big names in it. it must have really bombed

Still looking for the Rod Steiger clip...
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Postby thebostonlocksmith on Mon May 14, 2007 6:33 am

I saw an episode of Futurama last night and there was a great line in there...

Leela - "So what are we going to do...it's hopeless..."

Fry - " Wait, what's it called again when you have a headache with pictures??? that's it, i'm having an idea..."
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Postby Ribbons on Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:54 pm

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Postby wonkabar on Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:59 pm

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Postby minstrel on Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:56 am

"Don't you worry, honey. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."

- Apollo 13
"Everybody is equally shitty and wrong." - Ribbons
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Postby Ribbons on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:50 am

I was 'a-watchin' The De-pah-ted (actually almost a month ago, just forgot to write about it until now), and I was struck by how much I love the dialogue in that movie. It's not exactly how people talk, but it's so smart, and fast, and funny, and a little blue for spice, I'm impressed that the guy who wrote it was able to come up with so many gems.

"Why does the last patient of the day always have to be the most difficult?"
"Because you're tired and you don't give a shit; it's not supernatural."

"What do you think's gonna happen if you shoot me?"
"What'll happen is this bullet will go right through your fuckin' head!"
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Postby DaleTremont on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:16 am

Vera waking up with hangover in the afternoon-

"He's coming here in the middle of the night? Oh that moon is bright!"

Plus pretty much every line from Full Metal Jacket-

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless"

And my favorite (mostly due to delivery):

"Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket."
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:22 am

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