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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:23 am
by Lord Voldemoo
I'll go with the cliche fanboy picks.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" (Vader, A New Hope)

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa" (Vader, ESB)

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:23 am
by Spifftacular SquirrelGirl
From "Saved!"



Veronica: "Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth."

Hilary Faye: "And then where would you be, Roland?"

Roland: "China."

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:52 am
by Seppuku
Pretty much anything said in His Girl Friday. The classic lines come so hard and fast that I usually watch that movie with the subtitles on so I don't miss anything.

And now for the spamming:

Hildy Johnson: I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up!
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Walter Burns: Look, Hildy, I only acted like any husband that didn't want to see his home broken up.
Hildy Johnson: What home?
Walter Burns: "What home"? Don't you remember the home I promised you?
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Walter Burns: You've got the brain of a pancake. This isn't just a story you're covering - it's a revolution. This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley.
Hildy Johnson: It's the other way around.
Walter Burns: Oh, well, don't get technical at a time like this.



EDIT: Writing this post reminds me of a line I quote all the time (and most of the time, people don't even realise I'm doing it):

Marlon Brando wrote:Go, get the butter.


Heh, heh. If only they knew...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:53 am
by Chilli
Nordling wrote:
wonkabar wrote:
You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't ya'? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated,aren't ya? I'll bet you think you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, grave, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring. Y'see what I'm sayin? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration, I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh. A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool.


-Seth Brundle


I love that part. Goldblum was never better than his work in THE FLY.


What. The. Fuck? :lol:

That film is worth a watch just to make sense of that dialogue.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:51 am
by Cha-Ka Khan
I've always loved the scene in "It's a Wonderful Life" where Old Man Potter "offers" George a job. He starts out by congenially heaping praise on him, and then slowly morphs it into a complete dressing down of the man, simply by speaking the truth. A great monologue, and a great delivery by Lionel Barrymore:

POTTER (laughs): George, now that's just what I like so much about you.

(pleasantly and smoothly)

George, I'm an old man, and most people hate me. But I don't like them either, so that makes it all even. You know just as well as I do that I run practically everything in this town but the Bailey Building and Loan. You know, also, that for a number of years I've been trying to get control of it . . . or kill it. But I haven't been able to do it. You have been stopping me. In fact, you have beaten me, George, and as anyone in this county can tell you, that takes some doing. Take during the depression, for instance. You and I were the only ones that kept our heads. You saved the Building and Loan, and I saved all the rest.

GEORGE: Yes. Well, most people say you stole all the rest.

POTTER: The envious ones say that, George, the suckers. Now, I have stated my side very frankly. Now, let's look at your side. Young man, twenty-seven, twenty-eight . . . married, making, say . . . forty a week.

GEORGE (indignantly): Forty-five!

POTTER: Forty-five. Forty-five. Out of which, after supporting your mother, and paying your bills, you're able to keep, say, ten, if you skimp. A child or two comes along, and you won't even be able to save the ten. Now, if this young man of twenty-eight was a common, ordinary yokel, I'd say he was doing fine. But George Bailey is not a common, ordinary yokel. He's an intelligent, smart, ambitious young man — who hates his job –– who hates the Building and Loan almost as much as I do. A young man who's been dying to get out on his own ever since he was born. A young man . . . the smartest one of the crowd, mind you, a young man who has to sit by and watch his friends go places, because he's trapped. Yes, sir, trapped into frittering his life away playing nursemaid to a lot of garlic-eaters.

(pause)

Do I paint a correct picture. . . or do I exaggerate?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:08 pm
by Worst Part's Almost Over
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!!'

If that's not a classic line, I don't know what is :D

I'd also like to offer this up as possibly the worst piece of movie dialogue I've ever endured in my 24 short years:

'I'm your man, your ram-o-dam, your can o' spam!' - Mario, Super Mario Brothers

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:21 pm
by DaleTremont
I often think Donnie Darko is hideously overrated, but that is a good line.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:23 pm
by Worst Part's Almost Over
DaleTremont wrote:I often think Donnie Darko is hideously overrated, but that is a good line.


I think the only people who overate Donnie Darko are those who can't see it for what it is - an emotional science fiction film. I love it, but in the end most people try to make it out to be something more than an emotional science fiction film.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:19 pm
by Keepcoolbutcare
Shadow of a Doubt, Joseph Cotten's Uncle Charlie two killer monologues...

The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows, husbands, dead, husbands who've spent their lives making fortunes, working and working. And then they die and leave their money to their wives, their silly wives. And what do the wives do, these useless women? You see them in the hotels, the best hotels, every day by the thousands, drinking the money, eating the money, losing the money at bridge, playing all day and all night, smelling of money, proud of their jewelry but of nothing else, horrible, faded, studly, greedy women... Are they human or are they studly, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too studly and too old?


You think you know something, don't you? You think you're the clever little girl who knows something. There's so much you don't know, so much. What do you know, really? You're just an ordinary little girl, living in an ordinary little town. You wake up every morning of your life and you know perfectly well that there's nothing in the world to trouble you. You go through your ordinary little day, and at night you sleep your untroubled ordinary little sleep, filled with peaceful stupid dreams. And I brought you nightmares. Or did I? Or was it a silly, inexpert little lie? You live in a dream. You're a sleepwalker, blind. How do you know what the world is like? Do you know the world is a foul sty? Do you know, if you rip off the fronts of houses, you'd find swine? The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? Wake up, Charlie. Use your wits. Learn something.


utterly delectable sexism...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:22 pm
by Ribbons
Guess the movie:

"They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore."

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:37 pm
by Keepcoolbutcare
Rosemary's Baby?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:43 pm
by Ribbons
Heh, I like the way you think. That's an interesting guess, but the spawn in question isn't quite so diabolical in this case, just slightly emo.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:45 pm
by Keepcoolbutcare
The Omen?

i'm just joshing, I have no idea...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:48 pm
by buster00
It sounds familiar, but I can't place it.

It kinda sounds like something J.D. would say at the beginning of a "Scrubs" episode.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:13 pm
by Maui
Juno: No, for real. I think you are the coolest person I've ever met. And you don't even have to try.

Bleeker: I try really hard, actually....

There was just something about that scene that really cracked me up. This dorky kid in a track uniform saying he tries really hard to be cool.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:25 pm
by Ribbons
Ribbons wrote:Guess the movie:

"They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness. They don't say that anymore."


Here we go. I'm surprised I was able to find the actual scene. Thanks, Internet!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:07 pm
by Nachokoolaid
I love Gattaca. I'm glad you figured it out, because it was driving me nuts.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:18 pm
by so sorry
Sweep the leg.

Just watched Karate Kid. So gloriously cheeseball.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:42 pm
by Ribbons
so sorry wrote:Sweep the leg.

Just watched Karate Kid. So gloriously cheeseball.


There's actually a band called Sweep the Leg Johnny too, which I thought was kind of awesome.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:46 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:
so sorry wrote:Sweep the leg.

Just watched Karate Kid. So gloriously cheeseball.


There's actually a band called Sweep the Leg Johnny too, which I thought was kind of awesome.


Sweep the Leg-the song is better. All those actors from the original movie are in it (except Morita and Shue)

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:19 pm
by bastard_robo
John-Locke wrote:Dennis MM

I am Godzilla, You are Japan.

Things to do in Denver when you're dead.


wOW Talk about obscure.......

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:20 pm
by bastard_robo
"Dog fucked the pope, no fault of mine"


CAN YOU NAME IT?



i know you can...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:30 pm
by Ribbons
I cannot, sir; I suspect I'll be losing a few points from my geek card, but that doesn't sound familiar to me at all

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:33 pm
by bastard_robo
Ribbons wrote:I cannot, sir; I suspect I'll be losing a few points from my geek card, but that doesn't sound familiar to me at all


OH! to bad... Anyone eles.. CAN YOU NAME THAT QUOTE!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:02 pm
by Ribbons
I had two quotes I wanted to drop the other day, but I can't remember one of them now.

One of them was from Voldemort in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: "Get back here, Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the life leave your eyes!"

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:10 pm
by bastard_robo
"I release you from my service. Go die in a way you deemed fit"

ANYONE?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:18 pm
by Nachokoolaid
Sounds like Return of the King to me.

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:24 pm
by bastard_robo
Nachokoolaid wrote:Sounds like Return of the King to me.


DING DING!

You've earnd a cookie!


How about this one:

"You think you could chew a little louder, I can still hear out of this ear"

WHAT IS IT???

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:25 pm
by Ribbons
War of the Roses?

[/shotinthedark]

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:28 pm
by bastard_robo
Ribbons wrote:War of the Roses?

[/shotinthedark]


Nope..

Heres a hint..


Green teenagers

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:54 pm
by RogueScribner
Hulk Babies?

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:51 pm
by bastard_robo
comic, cartoon, then film.. aother hint

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:35 pm
by RogueScribner
TMNT?

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:40 pm
by bastard_robo
RogueScribner wrote:TMNT?


WHICH ONE?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:59 pm
by RogueScribner
Secret of the Ooze?

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:32 pm
by bastard_robo
oFF BY ONE!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:22 pm
by Nachokoolaid
TMNT III

Next.

Try this one:

"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? How can they do that? Who are those guys"

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:30 pm
by bastard_robo
Nachokoolaid wrote:TMNT III

Next.

Try this one:

"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? How can they do that? Who are those guys"


Wrong!


And no one has cracked my frst one yet.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:35 pm
by Nachokoolaid
Did they make a TMNT I was not aware of? All three have been guessed in this thread. Maybe it was that crappy TMNT live action TV show with the chick turtle. Man, that sucked.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:36 pm
by Fried Gold
Rogue was correct with Turtles 2.

It likely didn't help that the quote is wrong.

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:06 pm
by bastard_robo
It was the First TMNT, I asked which one, as the NEW movie is also called TMNT.

It wasnt 2, as the sceen was the turtles were haning out in Aprils Apartment, Raph gets pissed at Mikey and heads upstairs, only to be attacked by the foot.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:09 pm
by Fried Gold
"Hey Mikey? Do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear in this ear."

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:23 pm
by Peven
"what are you doing bringing a gun into space?"

"Goodbye, Dr Jones" (my daughter has a math teacher who is a "Dr. Jones" and i keep telling her to say that line as she leaves the class each day. she doesn't think it as funny as i do....)


"No, I expect you to die, Mr Bond"


"Can we all agree to that?"


"they mostly come out at night.....mostly" (now, this line is used by me on a regular basis only i insert whatever is relevant for the moment in place of "they ****** come out at night", keeping both "mostly"s )


"you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool"


"it's only a flesh wound!"


"it's wafer thin"


"you gonna use them pistols or whistle Dixey?"


"they call me MISTER Tibbs!"


"sometimes nothin' is a cool hand"


"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"


"Multi-pass"

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:59 am
by The Vicar
Peven wrote:"what are you doing bringing a gun into space?"

Armageddon, Will Patton?

"Goodbye, Dr Jones" (my daughter has a math teacher who is a "Dr. Jones" and i keep telling her to say that line as she leaves the class each day. she doesn't think it as funny as i do....)

IJ & the Last Crusade?


"No, I expect you to die, Mr Bond"

Goldfinger, Gert Frobe


"Can we all agree to that?"

The B4nn1ng of Vynnson, a bunch of bloodthirsty, but fair, Mods?


"they mostly come out at night.....mostly" (now, this line is used by me on a regular basis only i insert whatever is relevant for the moment in place of "they ****** come out at night", keeping both "mostly"s )

Aliens, Carrie Hehn


"you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool"

Thanks. You're sweet too. Give us a kiss, luv



"it's only a flesh wound!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, John Cleese?


"it's wafer thin"

Paris Hilton's Brain, her dad?



"you gonna use them pistols or whistle Dixey?"

Tombstone, Kurt Russell( slapping down Billy Bob THornton!)


"they call me MISTER Tibbs!"

The original title of Goodbye Mr. Chips?

"sometimes nothin' is a cool hand"

I'm not touching that one.


"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"

Pulp Fiction, Bruce Willis


"Multi-pass"


The Fifth Element, Milla Jovonovich

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:25 am
by SilentBobX
Here's a few faves of mine. What the hell, it's Sunday, and I'm bored.

King Osric: You alone have stood up to their guards and what are you? THIEVES!! (stands up) I salute you........Conan The Barbarian

Sgt. Slaughter: There's only two ways outta my command. On your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag. An itty bitty ditty bag.......GIJoe The Movie

Capt. Rhodes: I'm runnin this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know WHAT THE FUCK you're doin with my time!!!......Day of the Dead

Dr. Gonzo: Even a goddamned werewolf's entitled to legal counsel......Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.........Caddyshack

Ed: Purple Rain. Shaun: No. Ed: Sign of the times. Shaun: Definitely not. Ed: The Batman Soundtrack. Shaun: Throw it...........Shaun of the Dead

Mahalo

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:20 am
by unikrunk
Damn, I can't remember the whole piece, but my favorite moment in a film, ever, is Bill Murray as the radio dj in The Rutles. Whenever I feel confused at work, I start yelling [b]"The scene is here in Flushing, the whole world's eyes are on Flushing, because the Rutles are coming to Flushing to talk about their trousers!â€

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:28 am
by JpPrewitt789
"Dammit Rooney call me SIR!"

-Cameron impersonating Sloan's dad in Ferris Bueller.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:20 pm
by 80sCHILD
Super fly- you dont own me pig and no motha fucka tells me when I can split. The cop-who the fuck do you think your talking to? Superfly-you you redneck f a g g o t!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:49 pm
by minstrel
The Vicar wrote:
Peven wrote:"it's wafer thin"

Paris Hilton's Brain, her dad?

Nope. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, John Cleese


"you gonna use them pistols or whistle Dixey?"

Tombstone, Kurt Russell( slapping down Billy Bob THornton!)
Nope. The Outlaw Josey Wales, Clint Eastwood


Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:56 pm
by bastard_robo
"How many assholes do we have on this ship?"